Everything Wrong with Sherlock's Day

by Jurassic Lion

Inspired by the CinemaSins Video: As part of an agreement with the British Court Sherlock Holmes has agreed to submit daily journals to his probation officer in order to spot certain behavioral triggers. May God help him. *Loose canon, post Series 3, JohnxMary, Sherlock parody*

14. Day 14

FlyingLion: After another rather long break, the random antics of William Sherlock Scott Holmes and his shorter by comparison BFF John Hamish Watson continue…

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH SHERLOCK'S DAY
as ordered by Scotland Yard~

Staring:

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Mary Watson

Gavin Lestrade

with Jerry & Ferdinand

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Day 14

1. Woke up in sweaty blankets.

2. Removed Jerry off of sweaty brow.

3. Took a shower.

4. Got kicked out of shower by Mary.

5. Got yelled at by John for barging on Mary again.

6. Hurried out to Scotland Yard for next case.

7. Examined superheated corpse.

8. Revealed to Lestrade it was the work of a pyromaniac by examining the victims left index finger.

9. Went with Lestrade to arrest pyromaniac murderer.

10. Stopped at Bart's to twist ankle of runaway train victim.

11. Ate pasta and chips with Molly.
(Mm… pasta…)

12. Defeated surprise ninja disguised as a Barts Cook.

13. Locked him in the back of the morgue.

14. Went on the bus.

15. Ignored text from Irene.

16. Got kicked off the bus for my "indecent" ringtone.

17. Walked home.

18. Took shower (this time checking for anyone).

19. Found Irene in living room. And stunned Janine.

20. Explained to stunned Janine what Irene was doing here wearing my coat.
(…just my coat…)

21. Bid Janine and Irene adieu.

22. Sent Ferdinand with information on Smiley Koolaide Man case to Lestrade.

23. Ignored text from Mycroft.

24. Baked some potatoes.

25. Carved out potatoes and filled with tea.

26. Shot baked potatoes.

27. Ignored John's angry stare when he and Mary came to visit.

28. Played the violin.

29. Jumped out the back window when MI-5 showed up to take me to Mycroft.

30. Received call from Lestrade about locking the ninja up in Barts.

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FlyingLion: It's been quite a while. Interest has renewed for me momentarily. I am still incredibly busy because Anthropology can get like that when your major is Archaeology and you take everything quite seriously. So I'm busy with that. I'm still very fond of Sherlock and eagerly awaiting for Series 4 and the Christmas Special. Also I need to get Series 2 and 3 at some point on Blu-Ray or DVD. I have Netflix but I still want my Sherlock nice in physical form to proudly sit on my shelf.