I will be your host! disclaimer: I do not own warriors
Me: Welcome to Today's show of Lolcats Warrior Cats Style! Today, we will have here: Greystripe, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Silverstream, Millie, and Jayfeather!
Greystripe: Did you mean to make this awkward for me?
Millie: Who's this? GREYSTRIPE WHY IS THIS CAT WHO LOOKS LIKE ME MOONING OVER YOU!
Silverstream: Hey! I am not just 'THIS CAT' I am Silverstream, Greystripe's FIRST MATE!
Me: Yes, I did mean to make this awkward for you!
Cloudtail: Why am I here!
Brightheart: Because, it's Leafbare and they are paying us with prey for our clan!
Cloudtail: I thought that was a lie
Me: Uh… Cloudtail! That was NOT a lie…. *nudges him*
Cloudtail: EW! A TWOLEG TOUCHED ME!
Jayfeather: It's not the end of the world! *snorts*
Cloudtail: YES IT IS! IT STINGS! IT BURNS! I AM GOING TO DIE! *dramatically slumps to the ground*
Millie: I am fine as long as THIS CAT stops MOONING over my GREYSTRIPE!
Silverstream: Are you looking for a fight? With a clan born cat?
Millie: Ohh, ITS ON!
Silverstream: *jumps on Millie*
Millie: *claws Silverstream*
Silverstream: *also claws*
Millie and Silverstream: *fight and fight and fight over Greystripe*
Greystripe: She-cats, she-cats, there's plenty for all of you!
Millie and Silverstream: NO THERE ISN'T!
Me: Um, can we actually get to the show this time?
Brightheart: I don't know if we will get to… *prods Cloudtail*
Cloudtail: *moans* I AM DEAD! (says this dramatically)
Gresystripe: *starting to worry that the two sh-cats will fight to the death*
Jayfeather: *rolls eyes* *pokes Cloudtail with a sharp thorn*
Cloudtail: *shoots straight up* YOW! That hurt!
Jayfeather: See, you aren't dead, *rolls his eyes again*
Greystripe: Sh-cats, break it up or I will not choose any of you!
Silverstream and Millie: NEVER!
Greystripe: I know you said no to my son last time, but, is there any snacks? *does cute kitty eyes at me*
Me: Awwwwe, OK, you can have one bag of doritos. But that's IT
Greystripe: *still doing cute kitty eyes* tank you! (on purpose baby talk)
Millie: OK, this is starting to ruin my pelt, so I am going to quit so Greystripe can love ME!
Silverstream: *pinned Millie down* Guess I win!
Greystripe: NO, NEITHER OF YOU WIN!
Millie and Silverstream: GET HIM! *leaps on Greystripe angry that he won't love them*
Jayfeather: Looks like you're going to need a medicine cat.
Me: *Facepalm* well, this is going to be long
Brightheart: Yes, yes it is. Wait, why am I talking to a twoleg?
Me: BECAUSE YOU CAN!
Brightheart: OK, that makes sense!
Greystripe: Ahhhh!
Silverstream and Millie: YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!
Cloudtail: *watches in amusement* I wish She-cats would fight over me like that,
Brightheart: *Glares at Cloudtail* Well, then here you go! *leaps at him and starts to claw him*
Cloudtail: Ahhh!
Brightheart: YOU WISHED FOR THIS SO YOU GOT IT!
Jayfeather: Couples, something I will never understand *sighs*
Me: yes, but I understand them, *facepalms*
Jayfeather: too bad we never got to the show,
Me: I guess this is the show! Time for the outro! This is your host, Shimmerwish, and this has been 'Lolcats Warrior Cats Style!'
A/N:
Plz say who you want for next time! You can have cats that have already been in some, too! Shimmerwish has now ended this episode.