Hello, again! Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors!
Me: Welcome to 'Lolcats Warrior Cats Style'! Today we have here: Jayfeather, Ravenpaw, Thistleclaw, Brokenstar, and Snowkit!
Jayfeather: I have to do this, again!
Ravenpaw: I-its B-brokenstar! *faints*
Brokenstar: That's right, you should all be scared of me! *laughs like a maniac*
Thistleclaw: *rolls eyes*
Snowkit: *hides behind Jayfeather* I-is he going to kill me?
Me: No, that is not allowed on the show! *glares at Brokenstar*
Brokenstar: What?
Me: *rolls eyes* Let's just hope that no more celebrities make an appearance.
Taylor Swift: *walks in* Ohh, I thought that this was recording studio C, sorry.
Thistleclaw: *jaw drops* OMS! You're Taylor Swift!
Brokenstar: What's so special about her? *snorts*
Thistleclaw: WHAT! WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER! SHE MAKES AWESOME MUSIC, WAY MORE AWESOME THAN YOU SINGING IN THE SHOWER!
Brokenstar: I do NOT sing in the shower!
Thistleclaw: These recordings would like to prove you wrong! *turns on horrible singing and the sound of water falling*
Me: MAKE IT STOP!
Snowkit: AHHH! The world is ending! Jayfeather, what is happening? *crying*
Jayfeather: It's not the end of the world, it's just Brokenstar singing in the shower, (says surprisingly gentle)
Me: TURN IT OFF THISTLECLAW OR ELSE I WILL USE MY TWOLEG POWERS TO KILL YOU!
Thistleclaw: *turns off the recording* Twolegs have powers that can kill?
Me: Yes, yes we do, *glares at him*
Thistleclaw: *hides behind Brokenstar
Snowkit: hey, Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: *ignores him*
Snowkit: hey, Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: *ignores him*
Snowkit: hey, Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: *ignores him*
Snowkit: hey, Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: *ignores him*
Snowkit: hey, Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: *twitches one eye*
Snowkit: hey, Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: WILL YOU STOP! IF YOU DON'T I WILL KILL YOU!
Snowkit: Ahhh! Brokenstar is trying to kill me! *hides behind me*
Thistleclaw: YOU'RE HIDING BEHIND A TWOLEG THAT HAS POWERS THAT CAN KILL A
CAT!
Snowkit: Yeah, right. *rolls eyes*
Jayefeather: STOP IT ALL OF YOU!
Me: Finally, someone agrees with me!
Jayfeather: YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING! *runs out and jumps out a window*
Me: SOMEONE CALL 911!
Snowkit: What's '911'?
Me: WHO CARES, JUST CALL IT!
Snowkit: What does 'calling' mean?
Me: WHATEVER, I WILL DO IT!
Snowkit: OK!
Thistleclaw: Um, I think we need a medicine cat…
Brokenstar: That was the medicine cat, dummy!
Snowkit: What's a dummy?
Thistleclaw: Someone who is stupid, like Brokenstar!
Me: Well, what are we going to do?
Brokenstar: *shrugs*
Taylor Swift: *gets up*
Thistleclaw: OMS! OMS! OMS! *jumps up and down*
Me: Well, that's it for this episode. *rolls eyes*
A/N:
OK, please suggest cats for the next one! Hope you enjoyed! Later, Shimmerwish!