FlyingLion: Sadly I doubt it will be a long time until I can figure out how to start one of these without having "Woke Up" filling the first slot.

Day 17

1. Woke up.

2. Made a pot of coffee

3. Gave some coffee to Mary.

4. Ignored John's pleas to stop drugging his wife.

5. Left for criem scene in alley way.

6. Found the killer's identity via chaulk residue on victim's armpit.

7. Went with Lestrade to catch the killer making sandwiches at sandwich shop.

8. Received text from Moriarty that "The Game is a foot".

9. Responded as appropriately as possible.

*It's the Game is On Prick*

10. Met John and Mary for brunch at their house.

11. Entertained John and Mary's neighbor's children with awesome yoyo tricks.

12. Fended off ninja-assassin disguised as clown with awesome yoyo tricks.

13. Went back to Baker street to improve spider's web on Charles Augustus Magnusson.

14. Ignored Magnusson's "taunting" emails to stop barking at his employees.

15. Interviewed potential clients/denied potential clients.

16. Took case of missing Belgium Ruby.

17. Fended off Belgium assassins with assistance from Jerry and Ferdinand.

18. Went with John to find Ruby.

19. Used John's money to pay off Wiggins to find information.

20. Discovered Ruby under Lestrade's desk.

21. Explained to Lestrade that apprehending a jewel thief is part of his division.

22. Ignored Anderon offering another theory of how I actually survived.

23. Took a cab.

24. Got taken by cab driver-aka Irene Adler-to French restaurant.

25. Ate dinner with Irene.

26. Woke up nude in a hotel room.

27. Failed to get help from maid to get out of Irene's "Taiwanese Bindings".

28. Got picked up by John and Lestrade.

29. Went home.

30. Found out Irene posted photos of me online.

FlyingLion: I went a bit extra random towards the end. But hey-giving a little fan service for the ladies hasn't failed me yet. So…enjoy!

Obviously the last few take DNA from the Robert Downie Jr. Sherlock Holmes movies. IDK I dig their take on Holmes as much as BBC Sherlock and Elementary. I like crossing over elements of other Holmes properties into this when I can. Just to have a nod to other cool interpretations I think.