LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 2
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Arceus had announced that all the legends shall continue their duties normally until the 10 poor Pokémon are reaped to go through with this challenge had been announced. Everyone had retired for the night and head to their local wards to socialise and pitch in their thoughts on the idea of being humans for 3 months. The wards were organised by region; Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, unova and Kalos.
In the kanto ward, things were very quiet; Zapdos was traumatise about being a Magickarp for 10 seconds and had secluded with self in the far corner of the room. Moltres and Articuno were just talking girl gossip. Mewtwo wasn't one to socialise and frankly didn't care in he got in or not. And Mew was passed out from her latest sugar rush.
The Johto ward however quite the opposite with Celebi still pissed about the result a three headed Gyarados had left on her garden.
"I SWEAR TO ARCEUS, NEXT TIME I SEE EITHIER THAT BIPOLAR FREAK OR THE STUPID WISHMAKER, THEIR BOTH (censored)ING DEAD! Celebi screamed at her fellow Johto legends.
"Celebi, why don't you calm down and count to-"Ho-Oh started only to be shouted at again by Celebi.
"CALM DOWN!? I AM PERFECTLY CALM RIGHT NOW!"
Ho-Oh just sighed and decided to ignore the bloodthirsty Grass and Psychic legendary, and talk to some of the others about today's events;
"Ha, it will be easy to be mortal for 3 months" Gloated Raikou very proudly.
"Wow, that sure is rich coming from the one who I have to keep bailing out from being captured by that Ethan kid, you can barely survive as a Pokémon without help, let alone being a human " Suicune said. To Raikou that just felt like a bullet to the heart.
"You sure are lucky that Ethan accidently used that masterball on Level 14 Magickarp".
Hoenn, like the Johto ward, was quite lively, all thanks to Kyogre and Groudon arguing once again, this time about who would crack under the pressure first being a human.
"You stupid fish, I could easily fit right on in with the humans. In fact, if I was a human, I bet I could run for president" Groudon spat out into Kyogre's face.
"HA, you attempt to run for president would be the funniest shit ever! Hell, humans from this world and Pokémon barley respect you as the Personification of Ground! Let alone you try run for position that high in an unknown world? Kyogre rambled on until she started laughing again.
"FINE, if they won't respect me, I'll make them respect me! Like that bin laden fella! Groudon screamed at his aquatic counterpart.
This made the Hoenn legends in the room just stare at Groudon, while he mumbled and cursed at the rest of them.
Regice, in a rather quiet tone finally spoke up; "Groudon, you do realize bin laden destroyed the Lumiose tower in the Kalos region, killing thousands of people."
"So, I kill all the time"
"But-"
"A no, no, no, no! Since when did the regi's get lines in this Fanfiction? Groudon shouted making Regice back away fast, as she was deathly scared of Groudon, primary cause he knows Fire type moves. Regice + fire= Death of Regice. Unless she is holding a focus slash.
"Oi, G-don, you shouldn't Break the 4th wall Brah! Bad shit happens to yah!" a very Sleepy Jirachi Slurred out.
"Pffft, 4th wall my as-"Groudon started until a giant waterfall appeared out of the roof and completely drenched Groudon, who was out cold after that. Groudon + water= Lol's. The regi trio, Jirachi and ESPECIALLY Kyogre were pissing themselves laughing.
Meanwhile still in the TV area of the Hoenn ward, Latias lying on top of Rayquaza lap, rambling on about all the romantic places this World might have.
"Oh, I know, I know, why don't we have a romantic dinner, maybe next to a river or something" a perky Latias said; "Oh wait, why not go sightseeing, I bet wherever we go, we'll find something that's unique to that world.
Rayquaza just chuckled at the little red dragon enthusiasm to this whole idea, however they both still don't know if they were reaped yet. But to not put her hopes down;
"Well wherever we are, as long as I'm with you, I'll be happy" Rayquaza said which made Latias squeal.
"Aw, Rayie that's so cute" Latias replied back, with Rayquaza making a really stupid grin
"Yeah Rayie, how cute" a Masculine voice also replied back.
As that second voice came into play, the grin on Rayquaza's face instantly faded away, as he knew exactly whose voice it was.
"What do you want Deoxys" Rayquaza Mumbled as he clearly just wanted to be alone with Latias.
"Oh, that's no way to respect friend, but I was in the neighbourhood and heard how excited Latias was to the idea of being humans for 3 months" Deoxys replied back.
Rayquaza just winced. Rayquaza and Deoxys had a neutral friendship, due to the fact that Rayquaza had tried to kill him all those years ago during the battle of LaRousse city. Despite the fact, the prick could just regenerate his body back to perfect shape technically making him Deathless. And they both knew that Latias could easily survive 3 months as humans, it was the fact if they can.
Moving on to the Sinnoh ward, Darkrai, after being burned, cut and squished all in one freakin day, he was receiving mental help from Mesprit.
"I just don't understand! I'm I some sort of bad luck charm? What did I do to deserve this? And what happens if I have to go on this Challenge, having no knowledge of the world that could potentially KILL ME!" Darkrai spoke really fast to the now asleep Mesprit.
"Mesprit? Mesprit! MESPRIT!" Darkrai shouted waking up the emotion pokemon, whose clipboard she did have in her hands, went flying and smacked Darkrai straight in the face, causing him to fall off the chair he was sitting on?
"Opps" was the only word Mesprit said.
Uxie was currently reading a book with his eyes closed due to the fact that if he opened them it wipe the memory of anyone in the area. Most of the other legends don't know how he reads, but they don't question it due to the fact he was the smartest Pokémon in existence.
Unova, well want can I say, if you thought that Johto and Hoenn were loud, well….
"GENESECT, GIVE IT BACK! Victini wailed as Genesect had ran away with his limited edition Batman comic book.
"Hmm, let me think. NO!" Genesect said with all the pleasure in the world knowing that Victini will do anything to get his comic book back. And with that transformed into his flight mode and zoomed off while Victini was still chasing him, fearing what the robotic Beatle would do to his limited edition comic book.
Meloetta was currently in her music studio making a new song, to put on her latest album. So had all of the musical items in there at full volume
The Kami trio were smashing up the furniture in the area.
And just to add to the Chaos, once again Zekrom and Reshiram were arguing about whose beliefs were better.
"Zekrom, I cannot believe that you sided with the young spoilt brat thinking that Ideals were superior over the truth all those years ago" Reshiram, as once earlier in the day, spoke in a monotone voice.
"Pfft, your master thinks he was king of all of old Unova. Ha, the day I believe that is the day I give up in pursuing one's Ideals which shall never happen" Zekrom retaliated back; "What is your opinion on the matter Kyurem?
Kyurem had no really friends, he liked being alone. Although, if he wanted to make or join in on a conversation, it would not be with his to younger siblings.
"No opinion" Kyurem just muttered
"Well then, what is going through your mind then Kyurem? You surely must have some thought on whose is truly right" Reshiram questioned Kyurem.
Kyurem did in fact have something on his mind; Zekrom and Reshiram's secret, which could ruin both their lives if he was to tell Arceus and everyone will never think of them the same way ever again. But decided against it. For now…
"Earth to Kyurem? Are you in there" Said Reshiram who wanted an answer now. Kyurem finally snapped back in to reality, "Well what's your opinion on the matter?"
To start off, Kyurem just Sighed and proceeded to talk; Well you want my opinion so here it is, but I warn yah. Not my fault if anyone else hears it" Kyurem said smirking knowing that he got the Dragons of truths and ideals worried.
"Here is what I think Reshiram. I lock you and Zekrom in a room and not let you out until he f(Censored)ks you into submission!" Kyurem said snarling at the end, but pleased with the results he had caused.
Yes, if you haven't already picked up, Reshiram and Zekrom were in an incest Relationship together, the whole arguing about truths and ideals was all just an act to hide the fact that they were in love with each other. And they just argued to make no one else suspicious.
Kyurem just walked away smiling, leaving Reshiram furiously blushing and Zekrom rather agitated looking around to see if any had heard. No one did thankfully.
Within the Kalos Ward, it was pretty much just covered in crap. Let's say Hoopa has an addiction in collecting things.
"So a horder is what you're saying?" Xerneas said to nobody.
Yes a Horder.
"Hoopa likes to collect things. Shiny things, smooth things, rough things! Hehe" Hoopa admitted and scratching the back of his head sheepishly.
Just as that was happening, one of Hoopa's hoops had just dumped a new patch of Garbage how Hoopa to horde in! But it land right on top of Yveltal.
"PPPPPFFFTTT, HOOPA GET THE SHIT OFF OF ME" Yveltal roared scaring Diancie and Hoopa who were now standing both behind Xerneas, who merely chuckled.
Hoopa spoke up and attempted to talk to the pissed off Yveltal.
"Sorry . It's just that Hoopa is looking for a very special Bottle, that Hoopa lost long ago" Hoopa told Yveltal.
"I don't Freaking care get this shit off of me" Yveltal screamed. And even worst, Xerneas, Zygrade and Diancie had all left to go to bed, leaving Yveltal to listen to one of Hoopa's 'All-nighter life stories'.
Yveltal had hoped to get at least one good night rest before the reaping, but that small ray of sun shine had now dissepered.
"CURSE YOU XERNEAS, CURSE YOU!" Yveltal Screamed cursing the God of life.
A few more hours had passed by and close to all the legends had gone to bed (Minus Yveltal and Hoopa). Meanwhile, Arceus was making final details on what to do when she was gone.
"Right, all most finished" the god of the universe spoke to herself.
"When Arceus is away, Dialga is in charge or if she is also unavailable; Mewtwo" Arceus spoke out loud once again to herself.
"I don't know what I've gotten myself or the other legends into, but I guess all shall be revealed soon" She spoke glumly and eventually passed on it the world of Slumber.
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