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Me: Hello! Welcome to another episode of Lolcats Warrior Cat Style! This time we have SpiderLeg, Whitewing, Birchfall, Tigerstar, and Bluestar!
Bluestar: Why do I have to be here?
Me: Because you have to.
Bluestar: Bu-
Tigerstar: *leaps on Bluestar* I WANT LEADERSHIP!
Bluestar: oof! Get off me you big lug!
Tigerstar: NEVER!
Me: Look, if you kill her, I'm going to have to call the police.
Tigerstar: What a 'police'?
Me: Their twolegs with sticks that go 'pew pew' and kill you. *says this in baby voice*
Tigerstar: What?
Me: *facepalm*
Bluestar: Thats right, get off me or else!
Tigerstar: or else what?
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: What?
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: What do you mean?
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: QUIT SAYING THAT!
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: WHAT IS NOT MY FAULT!
Bluestar: It's not you-
Tigerstar: I KNOW BUT WHAT IS NOT MY FAULT!
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: QUIT SAYING THAT!
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Me: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP SAYING THAT!
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: IS THAT ALL YOU ARE GOING TO SAY?!
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Tigerstar: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *disappears into thin air*
Me: Um... Please stand by, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES! *whispers now* Bluestar, what did you do?
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Me: RRRG! NEVERMIND!
Bluestar: It's not your fault.
Birchfall: THIS IS SO ANNOYING!
Whitewing: Tell me about it!
Birchfall: Well, she keep-
Whitewing: It's just an expression! *rolls eyes*
Spiderleg: Can we get this over with?
Jayfeather: *walks in* WHAT AM I DOING HERE AGAIN!?
Me: I teleported you in.
Jayfeather: WELL GET ME OUT!
Me: You signed a contract!
Jayfeather: *jumps out window again*
Spiderleg: I AM THE EPIC NINJAGINGA CATTY!
Whitewing: What happened to you?
Birchfall: Too much catnip.
Spiderleg: I LOVE CIRCLES! *traces circles in the dirt with claws*
Whitewing: ME TOO!
Birchfall: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Whitewing: I LOVE CATNIP!
Me: I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
Birchfall: What's 'chocolate'?
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Birchfall: I said 'what is 'chocolate'?
Me: I WILL KILL YOU! *picks him up and throws him out of the window*
Birchfall: AHHHH! *gets hit by a car when finally gets to the ground*
Me: WELL! THIS HAS BEEN A VERY AGRIVATING LOLCATS WARRIOR CAT STYLE! (_)
Hope you like it! Who should be in the next one? Ideas? Should I make a 39 Clues one of these?