Hello Everyone! This is awkward city #2.
Me: Welcome to today's episode of Lolcats Warrior Cat Style! Today we have here: Leafpool, Nightcloud, Crowfeather, Lionblaze, and Breezepelt. One big, happy family you might not say!
Breezepelt: What's HE doing here? *smirks at Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: You little-
Leafpool: STOP IT
Crowfeather: You can't tell my son what to do!
Nightcloud: Yeah, stay away from him, like MY MATE says to!
Leafpool: *growls*
Nightcloud: What? Are you going to use your healing powers to 'hurt' me? *smirks at Leafpool*
Lionlbaze: *growls*
Breezepelt: *bristles*
Nightcloud: *leaps on Leafpool* THIS IS FOR CROWFEATHER!
Breezepelt: Yeah, right, the dad who doesn't love his son. *glares at Crowfeather*
Lionblaze: Wonder why (sarcastically) *rolls eyes*
Crowfeather: I DO love you, Nightcloud just wants to make you think that I don't!
Leafpool: YOU CAN GET OFF ME NOW, NIGHTCLOUD!
Nightcloud: OR ELSE WHAT?
Leafpool: Or else StarClan will unleash their raft on you!
Crowfeather: *hisses and jumps on Nightcloud and drags her off Leafpool*
Nightcloud: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Crowfeather: Don't fight!
Me: Yeah, if you kill her, I'm going to have to kick you off the show, and make you suffer more in prison.
Nightcloud: What do you mean?
Me: NEVER MIND! HOW STUPID ARE YOU CATS!
Nightcloud: *farts* That wasn't me
Leafpool: Sure it wasn't *rolls eyes while plugging her nose*
Crowfeather: *faints of smell*
Breezepelt: THAT STINKS! *chocks now there is no real oxygen*
Lionblaze: peeyu! Ug! *faints as well*
Nightcoud: Always knew Lionblaze was weak.
Lionblze: *revived from unconsciousness now* HEY! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Ngithcloud: I said that I always knew you were-
Lionblaze: *Jumps on Nightcloud and starts to claw her*
Leafpool: You're going to get it now! *also jumps on Nightcloud*
Nightcloud: He-
Crowfeather: *gets up groggily, still delusional from lack of oxygen* I LIKE TWOLEGS!
Nightcloud: *gets clawed over and over again*
Leafpool: *hisses* THIS IS MY REVENGE!
Lionblaze: WANT TO CALL ME WEAK AGAIN?!
Leafpool: HOW ABOUT WE KILL HER?
Lionblaze: my treat!
Nightcloud: What?!
Lionblaze: *kills her*
Leafpool: *throws body out the same window as Brakenfur and Jayfeather got thrown or jumped out of*
Me: Poor window.
Leafpool: I fell sorry for everything that Nightcloud touches, because she will fart on it.
Breezepelt: NO! *cries like a baby*
Crowfeather: HEY SON I HATE! LETS GO SWIMMING!
Breezepelt: SURE, SO I CAN DROWN YOU!
Me: Um, not right-
Crowfeather: LETS GO! *drags Breezepelt with him and leaves*
Leafpool: *cleans blood off her claws* I've never had to do that very often, only with her and almost Jayfeather when he called me stupid, but I stopped myself before I could kill him.
Me: OK...
Lionlaze: He's suicidal anyways, he jumped out a window twice.
Me: WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY BEFORE ANYONE CAN KILL SOMEONE ELSE!
Sorry this wasn't as funny as the last ones, thinking of ideas! You can suggest some. And the next cats are going to be: Jayfeather (guess the window jumper is a fav.), Briarlight, Halfmoon, Dovewing, Tigerheart, Bemblestripe, and Willowshine! You guys suggest a lot!