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Me: And here is another episode of Lolcats Warrior Cat Style! Please welcome our guests, Jayfeather, the suicidal cat, Willowshine, Briarlight, Half Moon, Dovewing, Tigerheart, and Bumblestripe, the snack cat!
Jayfeather: I AM NOT SUICIDAL! I JUST GET ANNOYED EASILY!
Willowshine: I'M ON TV!
Me: You don't say!
Tigerheart: *purrs* Hello, Dovewing, want to make out?
Bumblestripe: NO YOU DON'T!
Dovewing: Um...
Bumblestripe: WHAT! YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY CONSIDERING THIS ARE YOU?
Dovewgin: Of course not...
Tigerheart: It's OK with me if you are!
Half moon: JAYFEATHER!
Jayfeather: HALF MOON!
Briarlight: *looking hurt*
Briarlight: I thought you loved me!
Jayfeather: So...
Half Moon: YOU DO NOT LOVE THIS CAT!
Briarlight: I HAVE A NAME! It's BRIARLIGHT, B-R-I-R-L-I-G-H-T!
Half Moon: YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG!
Bumblestripe: *growls*
Tigerheart: *jumps on Bumblestripe*
Bumblestripe: AHHH!
Tigerheart: DOVEWING IS MINE! *laughs like a maniac*
Dovewing: OK...?
Jayfeather: Laydies, there's enough Jayfeather to go around!
Half Moon and Briarlight: NO THEIR ISN'T!
Jayfeather: Did I mention I am a medicine cat?
Briarlgiht: WHAT?
Half Moon: Huh!
Half Moon and Brairlight: WHAT!?/
Jayfeather: yeah... *shifts paws from side to side*
Half Moon: I wonder why I fell in love with you in the first place.
Briarlight: Why didn't you tell me? Then, you could have just said that you wanted to die alone and lonely without a mate!
Jayfeather: I didn't mean it like that...
Half Moon: Oh, reallly? Than what did you mean? Huh?
Jayfeather: Err...
Half Moon: ThATS WHAT I THOUGH!
Bumblestripe: I'm LEAVING, CONTRACT OR NOT!
Tigerheart: GOOD!
Bumeblestripe: *leaves*
Me: YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!
Jayfeather: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE! *looks at Half Moon and Briarlight*
Half Moon: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DIE ALONE!
Jayfeather: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT! AHHH *jumps out the same window* (like you didn't expect that!)
Me: UG! STOP GOING SUICIDE, I KEEP HAVING TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE! ()
Tigerheart and Dovewing: *kissing*
Me: STOP IT!
Tigerheart and Dovewing: *continue*
Me: *Face palm* *throws them out the window*
Dovewing: AHHH!
Tigerheart: AAAAAAAAA!
Me: *looking satisfied* So, what do you want to do now? *asks Half Moon and Briarlight*
Half Moon: *jumps on Briarlight, claws her*
Briarlight: HEY!
Half Moon: YOU WILL PAY! *laughs like maniac*
Jayfeather: *walks in* Wha-
Half Moon and Briarlight: GET HIM! *both start to claw him*
Me: That end this episode...
Um... Well, we learned a lesson, never put Tigerheart and Dovewing on TV! And, DO NOT let Jayfeather remind everyone he's a medicine cat, the she-cats will get mad, sorry Willowshine didn't speak much... Shimmerwish is now gone!