Stage 2 of a typical Skywalker/Kenobi survival situation...
"You still look a little dizzy, master."
"I'm fine."
"You say that every time. Come on, let's have a look."
"It's nothing I can't handle. Just a little knock on the head is all..."
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Really, Anakin?"
"Just answer the question."
"I'm fine."
"How many?"
"All of them. Now can we do something productive?"
"Wrong. I was holding up eight, now get over here."
"Only because you don't think thumbs are fingers! No- Anakin, let go of me... OUCH!"
"That's a pretty nasty bump, master. What did you hit?"
"Do you recall the tree? Now seriously, let go."
"Fine, but if you faint don't come running to me."
"If I faint, I think you'll be running to me. Besides, I'm not going to. Now come on... the emergency supplies have to be in here somewhere. Where did you stash them again?"
"You stashed them in the back of the ship, remember? You know, the part that's currently a charred, tangled up mess?"
"Oh... right."
"That's okay, master. I managed to put the bacta patches and other medical thingamajigs right up front where they should be, so we'll get your head fixed in no time..."
"There's nothing wrong with it, Anakin..."
"Aside from the balloon protruding from one side of it, I wholeheartedly agree with you. Now come here."
"It's hardly a welt. I'm going to go get some wood to start a fire."
"Suuuure you are. First rule of survival in enemy territory is to not draw attention to oneself. I'm sure the great Obi-wan Kenobi knows this as well as the other gazillion rules that go along with it..."
"Actually, Anakin, the first rule is to not get shot down in enemy territory, but since you're obviously determined to ignore that particular rule in every possible situation we might be in, I can't help but scrap the entire handbook as a result. Crashing a ship results in a fire, Anakin, so rule two no longer applies."
"So you really are going to gather wood?"
"No, Anakin, we already have a fire. One that is probably toxic and will eventually turn into an explosion. I'm going to get away from that explosion. Perhaps you would like to join me?"
"The fuel lines aren't leaking, master. I'm not stupid."
"Never said you were, Anakin."
"Then don't play me for an idiot. I'm digging out the med-kit, you're going to sit on that rock over there and I'm going to sedate you so I can work my healing magic on you without all of the extra fuss."
"I'm busy."
"Doing what, exactly? You're just standing there."
"Thinking."
"Well while you think, I'm going to... what's that noise?"
"Congratulations, Anakin. You have successfully drawn as much attention to us as possible."
"Me? In the time you spent stalling your patch-up, we could have been long gone from here!"
"Didn't you plan on sedating me? Were you going to carry me somewhere?"
"Maybe I was!"
"To where? Oh, I suppose we could have gone and hid behind the one tree you left standing..."
"Enough with the SARCASM! Why are you so kriffin' testy?"
"You inadvertently ejected me into a tree, remember?!"
"It was an accident!"
"How many times can you possibly crash on accident, Anakin?!"
"As many as I so feel, Obi-wan!"
"DUCK!"
"!"
"For the love of - PAY ATTENTION, ANAKIN!"
"I've got this; just cover my back!"
"Don't I always...?"
"Unless you're hung up in a tree somewhere... I'm going to attack them, now. You ready?"
"Whenever you are... and I'm not in the tree anymore, so that has no relevance here."
"You're welcome."
"You put me up there in the first place!"
"And I got you down, remember?"
"Oh for pity's sake... just tear them apart already, will you? I'm getting a headache..."
"I thought it was 'hardly a welt'."
"Just shut up and finish this!"
"Sure thing, master..."
On to stage 3 in a few days... Review! :D
Hope you're enjoying so far!