Hi there, sorry I haven't been updating lately… But now I am! So, anyways… I do not own Warriors or any of it's contents!
Me: This is your host, Shimmerwish, and this is Lolcats Warrior Cat Style! Today we have here, Squirrelflight-
Squirrelflight: HELLO, FANS OUT THERE!
Me: Shut up!
Squirrelflight: NEVER!
Me: Yes, or else you don't get to be on here!
Squirrelflight: Oh, FINE!
Me: OK, today we have Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, Jesse, Mapleshade, Appledusk, and Reedshine!
Mapleshade: What is she doing here? *growls at Reedshine*
Squirrelflight: Also, what is Jesse doing here, she isn't even a WARRIOR! AND BRAMBLESTAR ONLY LIKES WARRIORS!
Jesse: YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN?!
Squirrelflight: GLADLY,-
Jesse: *starts clawing squirrelflight*
Reedshine: I am here because I am Appledusk's REAL MATE!
Mapleshade: OH, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Reedshine: OH, I CAN TE-
Mapleshade: YOU PIECE OF FOX DUNG! YOU LITTLE-
Appledusk: Ladies, ladies, Reedshine is my mate and that is that! *hisses at Mapleshade*
Mapleshade: *screeches and lunges for Appledusk*
Appledusk: AHHH!
Reedshine: GET HER, APPLEDUSK! GET HER!
Appledusk: AHH! SHE'S LITERALLY KILLING ME!
Mapleshade: *crackles in satisfaction* Well, well! PREPARE TO DIE!
Appledusk: *struggles, but fails* AHHH! WHAT HAPPENED TO LOVING ME?
Mapleshade: THIS IS SO OVER! *claws out Appledusk's throat*
Appledusk: *eyes roll to the back of his head*
Reedshine: AHHH! *sobs*
Mapleshade: *turns to Reedshine* Well, YOU'RE NEXT!
Reedshine: AHHH! *tries to run but Mapleshade drags her over to her*
Mapleshade: *kills Reedshine too*
Me: Umm….
Squirrelflight: *hisses and starts to lick her wounds*
Jesse: *growls and licks wounds*
Bramblestar: *stares at the two dead bodies on the ground*
Me: I think we should hide those…
Bramblestar: Agreed. *drags one of the bodies*
Me: Throws one body in a trash can* Eww!
Bramblestar: *has some trouble reaching the trash can but finally gets the body in*
Squirrelflight: Well… *glances at Bramblestar*
Brambestar: I choose Squirrelflight! *glances over at an infuriated Jesse*
Jesse: BUT YOU WANTED ME A FEW MO-
Squirrelflight: WELL, DEAL WITH IT! HE CHOSE ME YOU FOX-HEART!
Bramblestar: But, that doesn't mean me and Jesse aren't friends.
Jesse: *smirks* See? He still likes me, even if he chose you!
Squirrelflight: NO, BRAMBLESTAR, I COMMAND YOU TO NOT LIKE JESSE!
Bramblestar: Who died and made you leader?
Squirrelflight: No one.
Bramblestar: Then who are you to question your leader?
Squirrelstar: I wasn't questioning you, I was commanding you.
Bramblestar: SAME THING!
Jesse: YEAH, DON'T MESS WITH BRAMBLESTAR!
Squirrelflight: BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! *starts to claw Jesse*
Me: BREAK IT UP! I DON'T NEED MORE DEATH ON THE SHOW!
Squirrelflight: OH WELL!
Mapleshade: I AM PROUD FOR KILLING CATS!
Me: Well, you shouldn't be!
Mapleshade: I DON'T CARE!
Squirrelflight: I THINK THE SHOW CAN HANDLE ANOTHER DEATH! LIKE JESSE! *glares at Jesse*
Brambleclaw: STOP IT YOU TWO!
Me: THIS IS THE END OF THE SHOW!
A/N:
Me: I do not own warriors (I wish I did, though, who doesn't?)
Jesse: If I stayed, Bramblestar would have totally chose me!
Squirrelflight: BUT HE DIDN'T!
Me: THE END!