A/N:
So.. I do not own Warriors or any of the characters!
Me: Welcome, everyone! Today we have here are Leopardstar, Firestar, Ashfur, and Whitethroat!
Leopardstar: Do I have to be here? *grumbles*
Firestar: Yes, you have to, you signed a contract!
Leopardstar: What's a contract?
Firestar: *facepaw*
Ashfur: But, why did they choose me to go on?
Me: BECAUSE THEY CAN!
Ashfur: OK, OK, sheesh, your snappy!
Me: NO DIP, SHERLOCK!
Ashfur: Geez
Leopardstar: Snappy is my style!
Me: I could kinda tell, *rolls eyes*
Whitethroat: Um, you do know that I am dead, right?
Ashfur: Me, too.
Me: I BROUGHT YOU HERE FROM STARCLAN, OK!
Ashfur: *grumbles*
Firestar: Finally, they choose me to be on the show! I mean, who can't like me?
Me: I can. I HATE YOU!
Firestar: WHAT!?
Me: I HATE YOU, FIRESTAR!
Firestar: Well, then! I hate you, too!
Me: GOOD!
Ashfur: I ALSO HATE YOU!
Firestar: What did I ever do to you?
Ashfur: YOU MADE SQUIRRELFLIGHT BE BORN!
Firestar: Um, I think that is more Sandstorm's fault than mine!
Ashfur: NO, IT IS YOUR FAULT!
Me: YUP! But, I like Squirrelflight, so I don't blame you for that, I just blame you for being born!
Firestar: WHY?
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE A SPOTLIGHT HOG!
Firestar: AM NOT!
Me: ARE TO!
Firestar: AM NOT!
Me: ARE TO!
Firestar: AM NOT!
Me: ARE TO!
Firestar: AM NOT!
Me: ARE TO!
Whitethroat: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
Firestar: You agree with me, after all, I did let Cinderpelt heal you!
Whitethroat: AND THEN YOU CHASED ME TO MY DEATH!
Firestar: WHAT!? NO I DIDN'T!
Whitethroat: THEN WHY AM I IN STARCLAN?
Firestar: BECAUSE YOU DIED!
Whitethroat: AND WHY DID I DIE? BECAUSE YOU KILLED ME!
Me: NOW YOU GUYS SHUT UP!
Leopardstar: Now, that's the kind of sassy I like! You go girl!
Me: Since when are you girly?
Leopardstar: OMS! I hope that Justin Beiber comes on the show again!
Me: NUUUUU!
Leopardstar: YUUS!
Me: Oh, whatever, I am going to go on a break.
Leopardstar: OMS!
Miley Cyrus: Sup'? *walks in*
Me: *faints of terror*
Leopardstar: OMS!
Firestar: Oh, gawd! *faints*
Miley: Let me sing a song!
Whitethroat: NOOOOOOOOO!
Miley: Just one song!
Leopardstar: YEES! SQUEE!
Miley: OK! *starts singing wrecking ball*
Me: *still unconscious so I cannot do another author's note.*