LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 7
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon :(
(Darkrai's room)
Darkrai was currently standing in his room with his trusty pig's knife, set and ready if anything in this box was going to try to kill him.
"I've been here for 1 day, and I've already been attacked…" Darkrai said to himself like an insane person. He lifted the lid of the box and was vastly confused by the content in side of the box. He grabbed it out of the box.
"A Nintendo 3ds?", that wasn't the end of it. A game also was in the box as well, and it had a picture of Groudon in his primal form on the front cover. The title read, 'Omega Ruby'.
"Author?"
"YES DARKRAI?"
"Tell that Nohail guy he is awesome" Darkrai said and instantly put the omega ruby cartridge in the machine and decided to do something humans call a Nuzlocke.
(Deoxys Room)
Deoxys was having what humans called a shower. It was divine. The pressure and warmth of the water was awesome. Although, he couldn't get Nohail out of his mind.
"Whatever he is planning, I'm going to find out what it is…" Deoxys thought to himself.
And with a sigh, he turned off the shower water, dried himself off and put his clothes back on. After this he just stared at the box Nohail had gifted him.
He didn't trust it just one bit.
But then again, he will never know what was inside if he doesn't open it…
"Damn it…"
He lifted off the lid and threw across the room into the nearby bin. Inside was a gun and a note.
"Interesting…" he muttered as he also unfolded the note.
Hello Deoxys, this is Nohail. I know how much you like to have fun. So you may need this high tech advance Gun I have created for the next challenge. See you then!
- Nohail.
Deoxys just snorted at this mere humans advice. Although, he always wanted a gun.
(Groudon's room)
Groudon just grinned with pleasure as he was over the moon with the gift he got.
A picture of Kyogre in her human form
It joined the other mysterious photo collection he has.
Although, there was only three ways to have a civil conversation with Kyogre;
Alcohol, when Rayquaza was around or according to Lugia, Oral sex.
She will be his.
(Kyogre's room)
Kyogre just stared in the mirror that was hanging on the wall.
Looking at her new body.
So many years of being called fat an ugly. Now she was skinny and attractive.
She didn't know what to do, she had never received this much attention before.
Well, except for that one time with Lugia…
But they were both very drunk that night.
And her gift that she received wasn't very helpful either. A rubber ducky.
"Is just cause I'm the personification of the ocean, that freak gives me a rubber fucking ducky"
(Outside of Arceus room)
Giratina was knocking on Arceus door, as he wanted to know what she got from Nohail
"Arceus! (Knock)(Knock) You in there?" Giratina shouted while knocking on the door rather loudly
Although her room was unlocked
"Weigh up the odds here Giratina. Walk in and see if Arceus is in there OR walk in and she is not there and be brutally killed later from trespassing" he mumbled to himself.
"Going with option number 1"
He turned the door knob to find Arceus out cold on her bed.
"Oh my god!" he said in a panic.
Giratina quickly rushed to Arceus bathroom that was a part of her room, got some water and splashed it on top of Arceus face, causing her to wake up.
"Wut, huh? She mumbled drowsily. "Giratina (Yawn) what are you doing here?
"You were out cold and I, uh, was… here to uh, see what you got…"
Arceus just chuckled, "Well, if you want to know what I got so bad, I got sleeping pills for the next months!"
Giratina's mouth literally hit the ground, "soooo what your saying is that you were asleep? He asked
"Yup! Come on we go see if the Poke Spectre has our 2nd challenge for us!" she asked officially being fully awake.
All 12 legends were now assembled in the main room on the bottom floor.
"Right, now that were all here, SPECTRE" Arceus screamed.
"GOOD LORD, I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW. JEEZ, DON'T NEED TO SHOUT! EH HEM, NOW THEN AS YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ALL PAST THE FIRST CHALLENGE; DEFEAT THE DOGE OF THE NEIGHBOURHOOD AND I –
"And what the fuck is a doge?" Celebi rudely interrupted.
"… NEVERMIND. NOW YOUR SECOND CHALLENGE IS LOCATED AT THE AUCKLAND DOMAIN, PARNELL ROAD! GOOD LUCK."
"Auckland domain? Where the hell is that?" Groudon said loudly hoping to catch Kyogre's attention.
"Beats me." Zekrom answered back
Just then an idea popped into mews mind, "OH! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I kno-."
"WHAT!" everyone shouted apart from Latias and Kyogre.
"Let's catch a bus! It will take us to this domain in no time!" she shouted with joy. And with that, like the 12 year old girl mew is, she zoomed off to the nearest bus with everyone in toll.
"Uh huh, so this will take us to the domain?" Mew asked the dodgy bus driver.
"Yeah, Yeah whatever you say lil 'girl hehe" the overweight bus driver said giving a dirty smirk to mew.
"YAY! Hey guys this nice man will take us to the domain to meet up with Mr. Poke spectre!" mew said jumping up and down.
The bus driver had his eyes on other things, Latias.
Each legend got on the bus, with the bus driver checking where Latias was sitting.
"WOOOO HOOO! I've never been on a bus before!" mew shouted with her head half way out of the window.
As tempting as it was for Celebi to slam close the window and decapitate the annoying pink foetus cat, she resisted for now.
Latias was sitting window side next to Rayquaza. Like mew, she was excited to be on a bus for the first time in her long life.
Zekrom sat on the left side of the bus, whilst Reshiram sat on the right side of the past, giving each other quick glances every so often.
The rest of the legends were just scattered around the bus. Groudon tried to get close to Kyogre; but failed as Arceus went to sit in the empty seat behind her.
About 15 minutes later, the bus had arrived at a large building.
The sign read, Auckland Museum.
Oh god.
"WHAT! THE! HELL! Are we doing here!?" Celebi shouted out in fury, scaring the living shit out of Mew.
"WELL THIS IS WHERE THE CHALLENGE IS…."
"Oh great your back!" Arceus said with a large amount of sarcasm in her voice.
"I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW…"
"Get on with it!"
"FINE! FINE! OK IT MAY SEEM SIMPLE NOW, BUT OHOHOHO, IT SHALL BE INTERESTING LATER! GOOD LUCK"
"I hate that guy" Arceus said, "Come let's get going!" she said once more while getting off the bus.
All the legends followed in toll until it was Latias turn with Celebi behind her. As soon as the bus driver saw Latias hopping off the bus, he quickly grabbed her arm.
"Hey there baby. Why don't cha stay right here and I'll go take you for sum drinks later on" the Bus driver said with a dirty, greasy smirk.
"Um… So-sorry I have places to uh be!" Latias said stuttering with words as she tried to break free of the man's grip.
"Well then, I'll make you!" he shouted closing the door and throwing Latias into a nearby chair, causing her to scream very loudly which caught the attention of the Legends outside.
"LATIAS!" Rayquaza shouted as he ran to the now closed door, trying to yank it open to go brutally kill this man. "LATIAS!"
Latias was fearing for her life. Was this what the real world was like?
"LATIAS" Rayquaza shouted again and again like a broken record.
"Ray! Right now we should call for help!" Reshiram told Rayquaza
"Hey guys, uhhhh, but where is Celebi?" Deoxys said in a positive tone, hoping that the bloodthirsty monster was gone.
"Shit, she must be still on the Bus!" Giratina cried.
Celebi hid behind one of the seats further back to where Latias was being held captive.
"Damn, this stupid 15 year old girl body! Celebi said silently cursing at herself. But she had to do something to help Latias.
"Shit. What if he finds me too...?"
Just then she knocked over the back pack she had on her, send the content inside of it everywhere. Celebi quickly checked that she hadn't been heard. Thankfully not, the bus driver has too busy whispering dirty things to a now crying Latias.
Celebi rushed to re pack everything.
Until one thing caught her eye.
She picked up the item looking at it, until a sadistic grin came across her face, displaying the 'fangs', she had for teeth.
As the idea popped into her head, she stood up and got the bus drivers attention.
"Hey Fatass! Over here!" she chirped still with that demon of a smile on her face.
"Oh hohoho, two in one day! What's your name little girl?" the greasy old man asked.
"Haha, well… my name isn't important. But let's just say you're hurting my friend. And because of that!" Celebi said raising her voice loud enough to startle the bus driver, but in a sudden change of tone, she changed her voice into an innocent girl voice, "… I'm your worst nightmare…"
Before the bus driver could do anything, Celebi pulled out the pepper spray that Nohail had gifted her and sprayed directly in the bus driver's face, causing him to scream like a lil bitch. A scream worse than Darkrai's.
He stumbled and flicked the switch that opens the door, causing a flood of people too run in, either too beat the living shit out of the bus driver or to check Latias, who had stopped crying now that Rayquaza was next to her.
About 30 minutes later, the police had arrived to arrest and take away the bus driver, whom was still suffering from the effects of the pepper spray.
"Thank you all so much! This man is wanted for multiple offences, including kidnapping and rape!" the officer said. And with that he took the bus driver away.
Celebi was now staring straight at Deoxys and Darkrai. She wanted revenge for what happened to her garden.
"This could come in handy…"
One last thing to do before entering hel- I mean, the museum.
"Spectre!" Arceus said aloud
"WUH? WHAT?"
"Was that the challenge?"
"UH, THE CHALLENGE IS INSIDE THE MUSEUM"
"Then what the hell just happened?" Groudon shouted demanding an answer.
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
And after about 10 mins of debriefing the author on the events that just occurred.
"HUH. WELL WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN."
The legends just grumbled at the author stupidity and walked on over to the entrance of the museum.
The inside was massive. Of course not as big as the Hall of Origin. But for a human building…
Arceus and Giratina were organising entry tickets for the 12 of them. Why the author doesn't just give them to them, I don't know.
"Latias, are you sure you're alright?" Rayquaza questioned his girlfriend.
"I'm fine Rayie… I'm just fine" Latias said in a sad tone avoiding eye contact.
Rayquaza just let out a sigh, not buying Latias.
"Ok everyone! Here is a map of the museum. Now go away!" Arceus said grumpily and walked off to the nearby space section of the museum, still irritated about the whole bus driver thing.
"I'll go check on her, have fun guys!" Giratina offered and ran off to be by Arceus side.
The remaining ten split of into groups; Rayquaza and Latias went to the war section, Zekrom and Groudon went to the Ancient life section, Reshiram and Kyogre walked off to the medieval section, Celebi wanted to be as far away from everyone, so went by herself to the Art section, Deoxys and Mew, went to see the remains of the Dinosaurs. And Darkrai, sat in the food court continuing with his Omega Ruby Nuzlocke, as he had just beat Wattson.
Meanwhile, on one of the upper layers was Nohail.
"Hehehe, well, well, well. Darkrai appears to not par taking in the Challenge, What a shame…" Nohail said in an evil tone.
"WELL THEN, IM SURE THE CHALLENGE WILL FIND HIM!"
Arceus had continued walking to the History section until her arm was grabbed, and after watching what happened to Latias, she was taking no chances. And without much thought, she karate chopped the man grabbing her arm, only to realize it was Giratina…
"Oh my! Giratina! I'm so sorry!" she pleaded wanting forgiveness
Although in pain, Giratina just chuckled
"Hehe, mostly my fault as I should of said something before I grabbed your arm" Giratina said while scratching the back of his head. "Do you mind if I join you?" he asked.
In honesty, she would rather have Giratina by her side than anyone else. "Ok!"
Celebi however, was regretting her choice. Art sucked. She didn't even like art! Why did she even come here!?
"Oh that's right, to get away from those idiots" she grumbled, not wanting to speak to loudly as it was the art section, and they liked quiet.
Meanwhile, Groudon and Zekrom were making fun of the fake cavemen showcase. Both of them imitating one.
"Look at me, I has fleas! Me eat fleas!" Groudon said in a stupid voice, that was dumb enough for people to start questioning if he was crazy or not.
"I has big stick. I Hulk smash with big stick! Big boulder no match for me!" was Zekrom, likewise doing a stupid voice. He knew that if Reshiram was here, he would have earned a smack over the head for this!
Rayquaza and Latias were paying their respects to the War memorial that was dedicated to the Anzac soliders that fought and died in Gallipoli peninsula, in a region called Turkey, 1915. This year in 2015 marked the 100th anniversary since that dreaded battle.
"Wow, I wonder if it would have been different if the humans of this world had Pokémon" Latias asked Rayquaza.
Rayquaza had a 50% - 50% opinion on the matter. Firstly, Pokémon would have been killed as well, as the Humans in this world were violent. And secondly, it was highly likely that a legendary would probably would have been called upon to stop the war.
"Who knows?" Was all he could say.
Reshiram, whom was a skilled swordswomen, had recently taken interest in the medieval times of this world. As the one she was use to was her and Zekrom fighting for dominance! She carefully inspected the pitch black suit of armour, stating that it dated back to around the 1400's.
Kyogre didn't care frankly, and went and sat down.
"DINOSAURS! DINOSAURS! DINOSAURS! DINOSAURS!" mew chanted with glee.
The fossils of this world were a lot bigger than the ones to the Pokémon world. Compare a Rampardos fossil to the fossil known as the Tyrannosaurs rex. Judging via what teeth it did have, it was a deadly killer.
Deoxys wandered around observing the area.
Until something caught his attention.
A small black switch, saying 'flick me'.
"Hey mew, come here!" he shouted out to the 12 year old, and doing so rushed on over.
"Flick me?" Mew said in confusion. "Oh OH OH OH! Can I flick it?"
Deoxys was a little stunned by her request, but he too wanted to know what would happen if the switch was flicked.
"Go right ahead Mew!"
"YAAAAAAY!" She shouted with joy to earn a shhhh from a few strangers. She skipped on over and flicked the switch.
It went silent for a few seconds.
Until a large energy pulse appeared out of nowhere blasting the entire museum, fling both Deoxys
and Mew back a few meters.
"Well, feels like the challenge just begun" Deoxys said in pain, lifting himself of the ground.
"Hey Deoxys, do you hear some sort of snorting sound?" Mew asked.
He did hear a snorting sound, and then found out where it was coming from.
The former fossils of the Tyrannosaurs rex, the Spinosaurus, A triceratops, the 2 velociraptors and Pterodactyl now all had flesh, they were breathing and were very pissed off.
"Shit…" was all Deoxys muttered. But then started to smirk, "Time to have some real fun!"
The T-rex just let out a giant roar, shaking the whole museum and making Mew flee to a nearby room. And with that the T-rex charged at Deoxys with the other Dinosaurs in pursuit, whom went into a battle stance and just smirked.
Groudon and Zekrom just took a step back, and watched the 2 former manikin of Cavemen, slowly becoming real.
"Uh… Groudon, I don't know what's going on but… I think we should…" Zekrom started until the two now very real cavemen started to roar and scream out sounds no normal human would make, "RUN!"
At full pace, Groudon and Zekrom started fleeing for their lives. Not once has this ever happened to either of them before! The 2 cavemen were swinging from anything they could swing, chasing the two former legends.
"I DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN IN A FUCKING MUSEUM!" Groudon screamed whilst trying to avoid anything in his path.
"AUTHOR HELP US!" Zekrom screamed this time.
"AUTHOR?"
"AUTHOR!?"
So Deoxys and Mew had Dinosaurs, while Groudon and Zekrom now are running for their lives from Cavemen. We now move on to Latias and Rayquaza, whom both now have guns and are fighting in a real life war in the war section.
"Flank the left side now Solider!" a man screamed at Rayquaza. "GO, GO, GO!" and with that the man got shot brutally in the chest directly in the heart area.
Rayquaza had never used a gun, he didn't care about his own safety as long as Latias is fine.
"Latias, we need to get to a new room, NOW!" Rayquaza shouted to make his own voice loader than the incoming bullets. Latias just franticly nodded her head and rushed to get out of the situation they were in.
The two holding hands, rushed for the door…
Until a nearby bomb, exploded right in front of them!
Rayquaza threw his body in front of Latias to protect her from the income debris. He grunted from the pain, while Latias just screamed.
"Rayie… Ar-Are we goi-going to make it?" whimpered Latias.
Rayquaza tried to reply, until he was stopped short from a loud roar.
"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!"
Everyone in the war zone just stopped and turned to the north side of the building they were in. The whole building started to shake, as the roar was getting louder.
"What the hell…" one man muttered.
Within mere seconds, the whole wall on the North side burst into thousands of pieces with a giant T-rex thrashing around, trying to fling off a human that's was on it back.
RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR! Get off me, you insect!
"Hell no! This is the most fun I've ever had!"
Rayquaza and Latias jaws literary dropped to the floor, as they both saw Deoxys riding a rampaging Tyrannosaurus Rex. They both took the chance to flee, while the T-Rex crashed on in into a new room.
Reshiram, Kyogre and a whole crowd of people were now being challenged by the now alive Black Knight!
"Are ye all cowards! No one dares challenge me!" the suit of armour blotted.
One man stepped forward
"I'll ta-take you o-o-on" the man stuttered in his sentence
"Excellent a challenger has emerged. HAHAHA!" the black Knight laughed and threw a sword towards the man's feet. He just picked it up, hoping to protect his loved ones from this crazy suit of armour.
"CHARGE!" the knight screamed and with one swift cut, the man's head fell straight off his body, crashing down on to the ground. There were a few screams, especially from the area where the man's family was.
"So pathetic… excuse of a male he is!" the knight spat
This was the last straw for Reshiram.
She stepped forward and announced her challenge!
"I've had enough! I'll take you and defeat you for good!" Reshiram shouted as she picked up the sword from the now deceased man. This just caused the Black knight to laugh.
"Ha Ha Ha HA! You think you can defeat me!? A female!? HAHAHA."
Reshiram just smiled and replied back, "Aw, you think you'll lose to a girl don't you?"
This pissed off the knight beyond levels. He roared and went at full force towards Reshiram, who looked disappointed at what she was versing.
As soon as he lifted his sword to decapitate Reshiram, she quickly dodged the incoming swing.
"You're rather slow for a legendary knight? Pity. I thought you would be a challenge" Reshiram taunted. Reshiram then lifted the sword she had swung towards the left shoulder.
The Knight barely managed to deflect the sword. In a cheap attempt, he kicked Reshiram right in the back of her leg, causing her to lose composure. The knight took this chance to end her life.
The two battled it out for minutes, the crowd ooooing and aaaahhing about the current battle. Clings and clangs could be heard. Kyogre tried to help Reshiram, but was too scared to try.
The two were panting, gasping for breath. Nether on of them could outclass the other. Until the knight came up with an idea.
"I announce defeat…!" he declared to Reshiram and the crowd, buying it. Well, except Kyogre.
"Very noble of you." Reshiram said, walking towards the fallen Knight with her sword by her side.
"As you have surrendered, I shall not take your life! However, as a punishment I –"Reshiram started only to brutally punch in the nose, causing the bones to break, also sending Reshiram to the ground and her sword flying.
"HAHAHA! YOU THINK YOU COULD DEFEAT ME!" The Black Knight shouted at Reshiram, who was groaning from the hit.
"I SHALL END YOU NOW!" he shouted, lifting his sword up in the air, ready to end the follower of truths, who was just chuckling. This confused the Knight.
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY!?"
"Oh nothing… The fact that I knew where your weak spot was the entire time. I just wanted to see if you truly lived to your title." Reshiram smirked.
"And your WEAK SPOT IS RIGHT HERE!" Reshiram shouted, kicking as hard as she could right into the Knight's Groin, making him cry in pain. This gave Reshiram time to think, until she heard the knight scream in pain. She looked up to see a sword sticking right out of the Knights chest, causing the suit of armour to go limp. Reshiram looked up to see her saviour; Kyogre. She let out a sigh of relief, thinking it was going to end their and she would never see Zekrom again. Speaking of which…
"GROUDON! HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS MESS!?" Zekrom screamed, avoiding the incoming objects the cavemen were throwing.
"I HATE HISTORY!" Groudon whaled, nearly tripping over his own feet.
They were almost at the main room, were the others would be waiting for them, almost at safety…
… till they relized they were on the wrong floor.
Although, the ground floor was just below them and if they jumped to the nearby banner, they could slide down to safety.
The both nodded at each other and jumped for the banner.
At the main area, Arceus, Giratina, Darkrai and Celebi were all waiting for the others today.
"Ugh, they should be here by now! It's 4:00pm!" Celebi whined.
Arceus had to reply to the impatience girl "I know! I know Celebi. Just be patience and I'm sur-"
Arceus was interrupted by the screams of Groudon and Zekrom, while there banner idea sort of worked. It lowered them down slightly, to escape the insane Cavemen. But the drop was about 8 metres, leading to them both falling back first into the tables from the food court.
"Ugh, My head. Ah fuck… Zek you all goods?" Groudon grumped.
"Yeah. Ah. I'm fine." Zekrom moaned.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT!?" Arceus roared
"We can explain!" they both said until they both noticed there love interests walk into the room, one covered in blood.
"Oh my god!? Reshiram what happened?" Giratina spoke up to Reshiram, whose white dress was now had red patches all over it.
"Long story…" she started to talk, but it hurt too much due to her nose being most likely broken.
Queue Rayquaza and Latias.
"You will not believe what happened to us!" they both claimed.
This was pissing Arceus pass the limit.
"QUIET! NOW ONE AT A TIME!
So all the legends explained there adventures in the museum.
"Soooo, let me get this straight… Zekrom and Groudon, you were being chased by two cavemen? Rayquaza and Latia,s was in the middle of a war zone? And lastly, Reshiram and Kyogre got caught in fighting a knight that broke Reshiram's nose? Is that all?" Arceus asked
The 6 legends all nodded their heads
"Got any proof?" Arceus asked.
Just at that point, mew walked in the room.
"Hiya guys!" she said cheerfully.
"Oh great, now what made up story do you have mew?" Arceus questioned
"Well Arcy! and I got to meet real life Dinosaurs!" she said excitedly.
"But all the dinosaurs are dead?" Zekrom said aloud.
"Well there coming righhhhhhhhht"
It was pitch silent…
"Now!" mew finished, and right on queue the same T-rex with Deoxys on it, smashed right through the wall, still trying to fling the Human off.
"I do not understand how you know my kinds voice…"
"Well there is more than meets the eye!"
Deoxys shoe went flying, and smacked Darkrai right in the face. This resulted in Deoxys losing his footing and finally fell off the T-rex!
"Finally! Dinosaurs! Retreat for now!"
The other Dinosaurs fled outside into the city to god knows where. The T-Rex snorted at Deoxys direction and finally spoke;
"This will not be the last of us human… You shall remember my name! Spike the T-Rex!"
And with that the T-Rex fled to join the rest of the Dinosaurs that were resurrected.
"Well, I sure had fun today! What about you guys? Deoxys asked the Group who were all stunned by what had just happened.
"Huh, wonder whats up with them? Eh oh well!"
Author's note: Sorry this took awhile. I was at a friends house for the weekend and then Homework! XD. But hopefully the chapters should start flowing soon enough! Now for something new!
Darkrai's injury of the day!:
A shoe to the face.
As always , Review, PM me for ideas! Poke_Spectre OUT!