"I'm not eating that."
"It's protein. Far more than what that poor excuse for a nutrient bar contains, I might add."
"I've survived on these for a few years now, master; they aren't about to kill me now."
"Suit yourself."
"You're going to cook it here? In front of me? I think I'm going to go sleep um... over there. Behind that tree and buried under my robe... and maybe your robe too. Can I use it?"
"Anakin, it's just a slug. It's harmless."
"Yeah, but how can you eat it?! It's slimy and squishy and... slimy. Really, really slimy. I mean, seriously. Is that all you could find?"
"I hardly see what you're so worked up about. Wasn't it just a few months ago that you proudly proclaimed a pile of dirt, beetles and worms your dinner? Right before you brilliantly planned out an attack strategy through the sewers?"
"That was different."
"..."
"..."
"How?"
"The beetles had some crunch to them and the worms were a far cry from that slug, which has got to be the fattest slug I have ever seen..."
"Well I was looking for a meal, Anakin, not an appetizer."
"I suppose you didn't want to overexert yourself hunting the squirrels so you settled on this far more appealing and less energetic delicacy instead. Is that it?"
"Maybe if you hadn't dropped me in a tree I would have had energy enough for squirrels. As it was, I didn't see any and this fellow happened to cross my path. Now, if you would kindly leave me to dine in peace, I would greatly appreciate it."
"How did you catch him? Did you have to wait in secret and then ambush him or did you take a more direct approach?"
"Actually, a piece of a nutrient bar did the just the trick. Seems you and he share a similar love for chalky, tasteless cuisine."
"... funny. I'm going to go to my tree now. Try not to burn your dinner. The smell would give our position away."
"Good point. Do you think... should I eat it raw?"
"Ugh... don't even joke about that..."
"I wasn't."
"..."
... "It's a little chewy, but it goes down quite smoothly. Sure you don't want some?"
"Excuse me while I go decide where exactly you lost your mind. I'll be right over here."
"Don't bother. There's a good chance I left it behind about five dozen feet above the ground during my quick descent."
"You're just cruel sometimes, you know that?"
"Enjoy your dinner, Anakin."
"Don't bet on it."
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