Chapter 7: Party's
Disclaimer: I dont own pokemon :(
After a long ride home (primarily checking that the bus driver wasn't a rapist), most of the legends were looking forward to relaxing for the rest of the night and hoping that Nohail creep or that bastard of an Author didn't show up! But of course that's not going to happen :).
Darkrai didn't really talk much, as he had only just beaten the 4th gym and now was focusing grinding to defeat Norman. Latias was still a bit shaking up by the whole bus driver issue, then her and Rayquaza being in a war and then nearly getting killed by a talking Dinosaur. However, Rayquaza was always by her side and at less than metre away. Celebi, as per usual, was trying to either kill Mew or Deoxys, now that he was human. So she was having a good time. Arceus had used some of her sleeping pills to fall asleep and Kyogre was taking a bath in her room's bathroom. Most of the legends were having a good time…
However, Reshiram was having the exact opposite of a good time…
Due to the broken nose she received from that asshole of a knight, Giratina had taken her to the local doctor. As much as Zekrom wanted to be there, he couldn't otherwise there secret that they have kept for centuries would be revealed, so he was in a shitty mood.
She wasn't use to pain too much, due to her having a large and scary figure in the Pokémon world.
"Stupid human body… So weak and broken!" Reshiram mumbled to herself while waiting for the doctor to see her about her broken nose. Giratina decided to ignore the former dragon of truths and read one of the nearby Newspapers, hoping to learn more about being a human and what their culture is like.
A man in a white coat walked out of one of the several of offices, he was carrying a clipboard with multiple pieces of paper attached to it. Flicking through them all he called out to the waiting crowd;
"Ms Renee Tao" the man called out.
Reshiram stiffed when her stupid earth name was called out.
"Is Renee Tao in the crowd?"
Reshiram just stood up and walked towards the man in the white coat.
"Th-that would, um be me…" Reshiram said softly, with a touch of nervousness in her tone. At this point Giratina was standing up and walking towards the two.
"Ah! Is this your boyfriend?" the man asked.
Both Reshiram and Giratina blushed furiously, before Giratina shook it off and spoke up, "Friends" was all he could say.
"Oh! My apologies! My name is Doctor Harrison Mort. Now please step on inside into my office to run some further tests on that broken nose of yours, Ms Tao!" the man now identified as Harrison Mort said hastily to the in pain Reshiram.
After walking into Doctor Mort's Office, the Doctor cleaned his voice and spoke,
"Right Now! Take off your clothes" he said oh so casually.
This left both Giratina and Reshiram stunned, but also with Reshiram face burning with a blush.
That was till the doctor let out a huge laugh!
"Bwhaaaaa hahahahaha! April fools!" he said barely due to him laughing at the same time.
"Excuse me!? Were in July now!" Giratina shouted, defending his friend.
"Really? Huh, must have been working too hard to notice. Well, first if you walk into the changing room, you can put on this medical robe. Then we shall do some scans on your brain!"
"Brain scans? I have a broken nose! Not a brain tumour or what not!" Reshiram retaliated
"Well, after the damage you received, who knows! Impact might have damaged it!" Doctor Mort shot back.
Reshiram just cursed under her breath, and took the robes to go change in the other room. And a few minutes later, she came out in a long medical robes that went to her knees.
"Um? D-do you think… you have some robes that are a bit longer?" Reshiram asked.
"HAHAHAHA nope!" the insane Doctor bellowed. "Now let's get started!" as the Mr. Mort said that, he jabbed Reshiram with a needle, completely knocking her out.
Meanwhile back at the house….
Shit is about to be stirred up….
"Curse this childish Body! Sigh, when Deoxys walks through the front door, this Knife block full of freshly sharpened knifes will fall and finally rid this world of that freak show!" Celebi gloated to herself, confidently she had finally found a way that kill the prick.
A few moments later, the doorbell rang. The biggest smile possible ran across Celebi's face.
"Is that you Deoxys?" Celebi chirped.
"Uh, no. I'm right behind you." Deoxys said with a smirk
"Wait… WHAT!? I SAW YOU GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR!?" Celebi screamed in fury as her plans to kill Deoxys had failed.
"I came back through the backdoor" Deoxys answered back pointing over his shoulder to the back door of the house.
If it wasn't for her puny 15 year old body, she would be attempting to rip him apart.
Then it hit her.
"Wait… IF you're here… who is out there?" Celebi questioned. But whilst she was saying that, the sound of the Door was being opened.
"NO WAIT!" Celebi screamed, with the sound of fear that she could be killing an unknown stranger.
But the Knifes just disappeared, leaving both Deoxys and Celebi confused and looking like the idiots they are.
"HEY!" the both shouted
"Well, well, well and Lil miss Time Travel. Trying to dump knifes on top of me?" the familiar voice chirped.
The two both knew who it was
Nohail
"Oh, great your back!" Deoxys spat out with a side of sarcasm.
"OH, and it's grand to see you too, Deoxys! How are you both?" Nohail countered back.
Celebi just grumbled, still pissed about not seeing Deoxys being stabbed by 10 knifes. While Deoxys merely stared at the gentleman with these weird powers.
"Why are you here Nohail?" Deoxys spoke up.
"Oh Goodie! You finally asked! Well, the neighbours and I have decided to throw a little… welcome to the Neighbourhood Party" Nohail chirped. "Goodbye, see you at 8, in the house across from here!" and with that Nohail left. Deoxys eye just twitch at pure annoyance, while Celebi stormed off pissed that Deoxys wasn't stabbed by 10 knifes.
"Better tell Arceus…" Deoxys mumbled to no one but himself.
As Deoxys walked off to Arceus room to tell her the news, he was startled by someone yelling.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Darkrai?" Deoxys said not really caring but curious at the same time.
Deoxys walked into Darkrai's room to find him screaming into the pillow on his bed.
"WHY DEOXYS, WHY!? NO. NO. NO. NO! I'M SORRY OSCAR" Wallowed Darkrai.
"Oscar? Is that your new boyfriend?" Deoxys smirked.
What happened next just shocked Deoxys, gave him quiet possible the worst glare anyone had ever given him! Hell, glare isn't even in his Moveset!
"NO HE IS NOT! Oscar is my Trapinch! I had to sacrifices him to beat Norman…" Darkrai muttered until he burst into tears.
Deoxys, still shocked by Darkrai's actions from before and now him crying like a lil bitch over a dead poke- then it hit Deoxys.
"Wait, wait, and wait! Can't you just revive it?" he asked
"No (sniff), I must stay true to the (Sniff) Nuzlocke Rules!" Darkrai perked up.
The former DNA pokemon just lifted his eyebrow confused on what he was talking about,
"Yeah… I'm just going to walk away now…" and with that, like he was meant to do earlier, was enroot to Arceus room.
Meanwhile back at the Medical centre, Reshiram was just gaining conscious.
"Urg, fuck, wh- wher- Where I'm I…" Reshiram stuttered yet managing to successfully Curse at the same time.
"Well, Ms Tao, the Nose job was a success!" the Doctor shouted, making Reshiram clutch her head, still feeling the drowsiness of the liquid from the needle that knocked her out.
"Yo- Urg, you could of war- warned me about the needle, asshole..., where is girat- I mean, uh" Reshiram stopped to realise she didn't even know Giratina's Human name.
"Shit, think fast Reshiram…" she thought to herself.
"Uh, shoot, whatever you drugged me with made me forget my friend's name, did you catch it by any chance?" Reshiram lied.
"Man with gold hair?"
Reshiram nodded slowly, making sure not to hurt herself.
"George Lucicent. He is outside waiting."
Reshiram, in a lot of pain wobbled out of the private medical room, to see George AKA Giratina waiting for her in the waiting room.
"Giratina!" she shouted at him, making a few of the public to give her a weird look.
"Haha, don't you mean 'GEORGE' Renee? Come on let me go pay" Giratina offered.
"Actually, someone by the name of The Poke spectre already paid for you" Doctor Mort jumped in.
This caught Giratina off guard, why the hell was that asshole being nice?
"Sigh, let's get you home Reshiram."
A few hours later…
All the legends were dressed nicely and ready to go to the welcome to the neighbourhood party EXCEPT for Reshiram due to her needing rest and Latias offered to stay behind and look after her.
"Ok Lati, were just all straight over the road if you need anything? Kay?" Rayquaza asked his girlfriend. She just nodded her head. "And what is Reshiram not allowed to eat?" he questioned her.
"Chocolate!" Latias perked, causing Rayquaza to chuckle.
"Well see you later!" he said and then kissed her on the forehead and walked out the door.
Just as Celebi was about to walk out, both Arceus and Giratina stepped in the away of the front door.
"What?" she just sneered.
"Hand it over Celebi" Arceus said whilst holding forward her hand.
Celebi looked nervous at this point, "Uh, I don't know uh, what you're talking about… "
"Uh Huh, Listen we could do this with no trouble or we could lock you in a strait jacket again and lock you in a room with Deoxys?" Arceus proposed.
"Oh yes, that would be very entertaining" Giratina joked.
The sudden thought of it scared Celebi, she merely sighed in defeat and hand over the Pepper spray she had stuffed into her bra. She cursed and walked off to the others leaving for next door.
The boys; Rayquaza, Giratina, Deoxys, Zekrom, Darkrai and Groudon were the first to the house and mere minutes later, the girls had arrived; Arceus, Mew, Kyogre and Celebi at the back grouching because of before!
Arceus stepped up front to announce something,
"Alright, I'm going to make this clear now! If anyone, I mean ANYONE messes up tonight, I swear to my name, I'm going to make your life a living hell! You all got that?" Arceus shouted. "And now for some 'special' rules for certain people… Groudon and Zekrom, no setting things on fire. Deoxys, no getting into random fights. Celebi, no… torturing anything or anyone."
There was a few grumbles here and there, primarily from the Mon's that were singled out.
"Right then, let's do this!" Arceus said to herself as she span around to knock on the door.
(Knock) (Knock)
"Coming! Coming!" an unknown voice called out.
A Women, around aged 40 came to the door. She had blonde hair, tanned skin, had a pink dress on and had a big smile on her face.
"Hi there!" the women said with an open heart.
"Um, hello, is this the party organised by Nohail?" Arceus asked.
"Why, yes, yes it is! My name is Karen!" the women named Karen said
"My name is Aria" Arceus lied. "We are the new neighbours!"
Karen ran up and hugged Arceus, to her shock.
"Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! My, the large family you have Aria?" Karen asked
"Flat mates" Arceus quickly shot back.
"Well, let's get you out of here and into the party!" Karen said moving out of the doorframe to let the legends inside. They now all split off.
"Well boys, I'm going to go pick up some ladies hehe" Groudon said chuckling to himself.
"He has to learn some day that the Groudon way of picking up ladies is the way to earn a slap on the face, being brutally bet up by Rayquaza and now that we are humans, the additional charge of sexually harassment knowing him" Zekrom asked the others before finally splitting off.
Mew, being the 12 year old she is went straight for the pool. She changed into her swim gear and jumped straight in and went to go and play with the other kids there.
Celebi wandered off to the couch to sit down and observe the surroundings to see if there was anything of use to her on her quest to kill Deoxys.
"Plastic fork to jab him to death, Nah. Poison this food, he could probably tell it's been drugged. Make him watch chic flicks until he begs for mercy, Sigh." Celebi sighed in almost defeat, until an unknown voice called out.
"Hey, you mind if I sit here?"
Celebi was not in the mood to be pestered, but she knew that if she didn't blend in, Arceus would kill her.
"Fine, whatever…" she merely grumbled.
"Thanks, my name is Frank!" the boy said to Celebi whom was yet to make eye contact.
Celebi regretted her decision to allow the boy to sit next to her. As she just was about to tell him to go away. Something stopped her right there in her tracks.
The boy, Frank, looked about 16 – 17, clear tanned skin with no acne, ocean blue eyes, looking at his built, very muscular and he had his brown hair spiked up to one side. Celebi, for one of the very few times in her life, was flustered in the mind, as she felt her face burn up.
What the Fuck had this boy done to her.
"Uh, earth to girl? Hello?" Frank teased whilst waving his hand in front of Celebi's face, making snap out of the trace she was in. She just laughed really stupidly.
"Uh Haha"
"So you must be one of the new neighbours?" Frank asked Celebi
"Uh, um yeah… My name is Uh, Crystal" Celebi lied as best she could.
"What pretty name you have Crystal" Frank complemented Celebi making her blush again.
"Uh thank you…" Celebi replied back.
"Yeah, my mum and the other neighbours were so keen to host this party it's rather insane now isn't it? Looks like your friend is getting along with my mum." Frank said pointing towards his Mum, Karen, whom was chatting to Arceus.
"That's Aria, my uh, Cousin" Celebi lied once more.
"Where is your parents?" Frank asked again
'Shit, why must you be so hot, yet so persistent!' Celebi thought.
"I never knew my uh, parents. Died in a car crash…" Celebi lied for the third time.
"Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't know" Frank sympathised.
Little did the two know, a certain DNA alien was watching and listening to the entire conversation of the two.
"This is going to be fun…" Deoxys whispered to himself, as he walked without being noticed.
"So Aria, Nohail has told us a lot about you and your friends!" Karen asked Arceus, who was standing with a group of women.
Arceus just gulped, "H-he has?" she asked nervously.
"Yeah, How that one with the large Black fringe is a genius" one of the women spoke up.
'Zekrom' Arceus thought
"Also, the one with the two different eye colours is a complete dare devil!"
'Deoxys' Arceus thought showing the group a nervous smile.
"And that girl with the pink hair is JUST SO CUTE! How she always talks about candy. Omg I could just eat her up!"
'Ewww' Arceus thought.
Karen then started to talk, "And that one with the dark green hair, boy he is a dream boat"
'Thankfully to my name, Latias isn't here right now' Arceus shivered at the thought on what the little eon dragon would do…
"Uh, I have to go to bathroom" Arceus stuttered, as she ran off from the awkward conversation.
Groudon leaned against a tree near the pool.
He was bored shitless. There were no hot girls here! Just families and 50 year old virgins, and hell he won't swoop down that low. He needed some entertainment.
Groudon noticed Zekrom was walking towards him. He looked as equally bored.
"Hey Zek, I'm bored to the distortion world. Got any ideas for fun?" Groudon asked his friend.
"Well, I have one idea… But Arceus will kill us for it…" Zekrom hesitated in his speech.
"Well if it will liven up the mood of this party, I'm all ears!"
"Kay, don't say I didn't warn you! Now that mew is out of the pool, Notice that barbeque over by the side of it? Knock in the gas tank and set it alight and let's watch the magic!" Zekrom suggested.
As Arceus entered the bathroom she just shouted out something,
"SPECTRE!"
"WHAT?"
"How much longer do we have to be here for? I can't take it anymore…" Arceus moaned.
"YOU HAVE BEEN HERE FOR 50 MINUTES AND YOU WANT TO LEAVE A PARTY DEDICATED TOO YOU? RUDE MUCH. BESIDES, THE OTHERS ARE HAVING SOME FUN…"
"Some fun? What does that mean" Arceus questioned, not trusting the authors tone.
"WELL, ER, GROUDON, MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABOUT TO SET THE POOL ON FIRE…"
"HE IS DOING WH-!?" Arceus shouted as she was cut out by a large bang. Arceus raced out of the bathroom to go outside and see the crowd. Celebi was with some boy, Rayquaza looked absolutely furious, while Kyogre just shook her head. Darkrai was completely saturated in water, must have been via the explosion. Mew was ooooing and ahhhing at the result and then there Groudon, smirking at the result.
"In my long, long life, this the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Groudon said referencing to the pool on fire.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY POOL!" Karen shouted.
'Shit, can't leave a bad impression on me' Arceus thought.
"He did it!" Arceus shouted pointing at Groudon, leading all of Karen's friends to look at Groudon.
"Get him!" Karen shouted, as all of her friends went to go beat up Groudon.
Zekrom swiftly moved out of the way and next to Rayquaza and Kyogre, who was filming the event, trying her best not to laugh so she could hear Groudon screaming in pain. But it was too much for her to handle.
"Hahahahaha! Oh my god! I think I'm going to cry Hahaha" Kyogre roared. She finally noticed the horrified faces on Rayquaza and Zekrom. She just chuckled to herself and continued to film the event.
"RAYQUAZA! HEL-HELP! ZEKROM YOU BASTARD!" Groudon pleaded yet also cursing at the same time. "SOMEONE HELP! I DON'T WANT TO DIE".
"Aria, me and my friends are going to deal with your buddy over there and if you do-"Karen started only to be cut off by Arceus.
"Torture all night long and teach him a lesson".
"WHAT!? NO PLEASE!" Groudon cried.
Arceus called out to the others, "Come on, let's go home."
All the former legends walked out the door, leaving poor Groudon for a night of hell.
"I'm beat, night all!" Darkrai said to the other, whilst walking back home over the street.
"How are you tired? You did shit all today, other than cry into a pillow! Hell, for once you didn't get hurt either!" Deoxys countered.
"I CAN CHANGE THAT".
As soon as the author said that, Darkrai raced into the house, ran up to his room and locked the door.
All the legends retired for the night (minus Groudon for obvious reasons), Rayquaza found Latias already asleep. So he jumped into bed with her and tried himself too get some shut eye, until;
"AHHHHHHHHHH" the scream roared from across the road.
This scream woke up Latias in flash,
"What the? Rayie are you there, what was the scream?" Latias questioned.
Due to it being dark, Latias could not see the pleasure and the smirk on Rayquaza face, with him knowing that Groudon was in for one hell of a night.
"I'm sure it was nothing, lati. Let's get some rest now".
So Hi, guys. Its been awhile yeah. I have no really excuse other than I just didn't have the motivation to write. But Hopefully that will change!
Will Groudon be alive by the morning? When will Darkrai get hurt again? And why such an asshole to them all? Find out next time, Poke Spectre out!
Darkrai's injury of the day!
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