Disclaimer: I do not own warriors!
Me: Welcome, everyone! Where, today, we probably won't get to the actual show! *waves at guests behind the curtain* C'mon out, guys!
Today we have here; Jayfeather, Tigerstar, Lionblaze, Leafpool, Brightheart and Swiftpaw!
Jayfeather: WHY DO I HAVE TO COME HERE AGAIN. (he is in a wheelchair, warped up in bandages)
Tigerstar: Oh, look, its the cat without the face, and the stupid apprentice who died doing something even stupider! *smirks at Brightheart and Swiftpaw*
Lionblaze: Oh, and look, its the cat who was defeated by Firestar, twice. *glares at Tigerstar*
Brightheart: rrg! You'll pay for that! *growls viciously while leaping onto Tigerstar*
Swiftpaw: You little...
Me: SHUT IT! THIS FAN FICTION IS RATED K+ AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!
Swiftpaw: screw you, Tigerstar! *attacks with Brightheart*
Tigerstar: AHHH! *is covered with cats mauling him*
Lionblaze: *joins in the fight, against Tigerstar*
Me: STOP IT!
Jayfeather: *pin-points window as if thinking "only if I weren't in a wheelchair...*
Me: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, JAY!
Jayfeather: *frowns and makes a pouty face*
Me: Don't do that face with me!
Jayfeather: *continues to make pouty face*
Me: FINE! YOU'RE OUTA HERE!*calls security guards to take him away*
Jayfeather: *is tooken away happily*
Me: *sighs* This is going to be such a long show...
Taylor Swift: *knocks on door* HEY, LET ME IN!
Me: ? who is that..?
Brightheart: *breaks off of fight to answer the door* ITS TAYLOR SWIFT!
Me: What's she doing here?
Taylor: Oh...Wrong studio, sorry...*walks away*
Brightheart: *snorts and shuts door*
Tigerstar: *is killed*
Me: Did you guys kill him?!
Lionblaze: *paws are covered with blood* Maybe.. *has troll face on*
Me: WHY. JUST...JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN! *sighs exaspartatedly*
Swiftpaw: *licks blood off of paw* He got what he deserved!
Brightheart: YEAH!
Swiftpaw: I'm hungry...
Me: NOT THE SNACKS! THOSE ARE MINE!
Leafpool: *grabs bag of doritos and runs away*
Me: NOOOOO! CURSE YOU! I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING! *has the "onO" face on*
Leafpool: *has troll face on* Hehehe *opens bag and starts devouring doritos*
Me: NOOOOOoooo
Swiftpaw: Can I have a snack? *makes cute, irresistable face*
Me: awe...Fine... *pets Swiftpaw*
Swiftpaw: *bites my hand*
Me: OWW!
Swiftpaw: *troll face* *grabs chips and opens ranch dip*
Me: NOT THE RANCH DIP!
Swiftpaw: Dips chip in ranch and eats it, chewing slowly* hehehe
Me: NO! NOOOOO
Brightheart: Let me have some!
Tigerstar (who magically came back), Swiftpaw, Leafpool, Lionblaze, and Brightheart: *all are chowing down on chips and ranch dip*
Me: There goes my snack... I guess this is the end of today's show... *starts sobbing because I love chips and ranch dip*