LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 10
Disclaimer: I don't not own Pokemon :(
Disclaimer two: There is a minor lemon (Not to bad) in this chapter. Read at your own consent.
A few days had passed as the legends managed to get a few days of relaxation. Primarily catching up on sleep, learning more about being human and several other non-exciting activities!
Zekrom and Groudon were watching some TV in the main lounge room, as it was there turn to watch TV.
And when I mean watching TV, I mean Groudon flicking through every channel, not staying on one for less than 5 seconds just to piss off Zekrom. And it was working.
"Groudon! Can you just stay on a channel, please! It's not that hard to do!" Zekrom scowled at his friend.
Groudon just grunted and spoke, "Fine! Stop whining will yah! Next channel I land on, I will take out the batteries and throw them away so I don't tempt myself. That what we will be watching till our TV time is up!"
Zekrom just gulped, fearing what the channel will be. He hates shopping channels and if it is one, he will cry.
Groudon pushed the button and removed the batteries then threw them across the room. They were both given a slight jump scare on what happened next;
"GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! Goal for Wayne Rooney. What a kick! Smashed right into the top corner, straight passed the keeper! Game on! Manchester United 1 Chelsea 1!" the man on the TV screamed.
Zekrom let out a sigh of relief as it was not the shopping channel. However, Sport was the next thing he hated.
Groudon just snorted.
"Soccer? Really?" Groudon moaned.
"We had a deal! Can't change the channel till the next person's TV time."
"But Zekrom, You hate sport! And it's Soccer!"
"It's pronounced Football, Dumbass!" a female voice we all know too well called out.
Kyogre, in a singlet and Skinny jeans (Causing Groudon to drool without her knowing), had just walked down the stairs and into the room.
'Shit, I don't want to get involved with this…' Zekrom thought.
"A-And what do you know, uh, whale?" Groudon stuttered in his sentence. This just made Zekrom raise an eyebrow and interested on what would happen next. Besides, for Reshiram and Zekrom's sake, these two are excellent teachers when they need new arguing lines to keep their love a secret.
"Actually more than you think, for your information! I may have been a Pokémon that only lived in the sea, but I've watched people play the sport on the beach, calling it Football! And the team in Blue is far superior!" Kyogre chanted.
"And why is that?" Groudon countered.
"Because their shirt colour is blue! That's why!"
"Mean reason" Zekrom interrupted, without thinking.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Groudon and Kyogre shouted in sync, causing Zekrom to sink into his chair, now knowing his place in the argument.
"Well, the red team Manchester United is so much better!" Groudon shouted actually pissed.
"Lemme guess? Cuz the shirt is Red?" Zekrom piped up.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO FIND THOSE BATTERIES AND CHANGE TO THE SHOPPING CHANNEL!?" Groudon threatened.
"…no…" Zekrom squeaked, now hiding behind a cushion.
"Fine, if United, the red and awesome team wins the season, you have to do something for me." Groudon said to Kyogre.
"What a load of bullshit. Fine, I'll play. If Chelsea, the ultimate team wins, you must do something for me! Game on!" Kyogre shouted.
(A few Hours later)
All the legends were now in the main room.
Groudon and Kyogre were standing on opposite sides, with Zekrom standing next to Groudon and Reshiram with Kyogre. Latias was standing next to Rayquaza smiling and all that, being her usually self. However, little did Rayquaza know, Latias had something 'planned' for him later…
The rest were just scattered with Arceus up front.
"HOWDY Y'ALL! SO TOMORROW, THANKS TO CELEBI, WE ARE HAVING A BEACH TRIP TOMORROW! HELL YEAH!"
None of the legends reacted happily except Kyogre, being personification of the ocean and all.
"The beach! OMG, it's been sooooo long since I've been to one! I better go pack!" Kyogre shouted in joy and rushed up stairs to pack for tomorrow's trip, leaving the room in silence.
"REALLY? ONLY ONE OF YOU LOT ARE EXCITED? WOW, NOT EVEN YOU LATIAS?"
Latias shook her head. All that was on her mind is the consequences for Rayquaza, after he lost their little bet.
"SIGH, I'LL 'SEA' YOU ALL TOMORROW! BWAHAAAA! YOU GUYS NOTICE I SAID SEA INSTEAD OF SEE? HAHAHA! LATER".
"Dry" Deoxys muttered.
All the legends went to their rooms, however Latias rushed up to hers and Ray's room and slammed the door shut before Rayquaza even got up there. Speaking of the devil, he was currently having a conversation with Darkrai.
"Well, Darkrai. You haven't been getting as injured lately now have you?" Rayquaza questioned.
"Please don't jinx it. I would like to keep it that way. And what about you?"
"Well, I think this whole trip has brought me and Latias closer than ever before and I thou-"Rayquaza started till he was interrupted by Darkrai, who was stuttering in his speech.
"Wa-Wai-Wait!? You… aren't tal-talking about mar... marr… marriage are you?"
Marrying Latias? Was that even possible between two Pokémon. And hell, the thought had never really came to Ray's head…
"I had never really thought about it… and that's not the reason" Rayquaza said bluntly. "This trip I was hoping it would making her forget slightly more about Latios as it was not too long ago of his deaths anniversary and focus more on the future!"
"Ray, she is never going to forget him. You do realize this?" Darkrai asked whilst both him and Ray walked up the stairs to go to their rooms.
Rayquaza just kept silent as the duo walked up to the second floor, regretting his choice of words.
"Well, night Ray." Darkrai said as he entered his room, which was to the left of Rayquaza's and Latias. Rayquaza just gave a hand signal and a fake smile. When Darkrai was out of sight, he just let out a sigh of anger/relief and he softly smacked his forehead on the wall.
"I'm so stupid. Why did I say that?"
Was it because of that dream?
"No, that's dumb…" Ray said to himself, as he tried to open his door. Only to find it was locked…
"The hell?"
"Who is it?" Latias asked on the other side.
"It's me"
"Oh! Rayie, gimme one sec. kay?" Latias called out. As she said that, the door lock on the other side was being unlocked just like that. A little click signalled to Ray, that the door was open.
"Hi Rayie, here, I poured you a nice cold lemonade!" Latias said lifting up the glass and pointing it towards Ray. He just smiled and grabbed it, and took a giant sip.
SMASH!
Rayquaza's body just fell straight on to the ground, making a loud smash at collision.
"How rude Rayie! You didn't even say thank you! Oh well. I guess it is ok seeming I spiked your drink with some of Arceus sleeping pills crushed up. Well, better set up now!"
(Around midnight)
"Ugh, holy shit my head…" Rayquaza moaned. He found his hands handcuffed up to the backboard of the bed. "What the hell is going on?"
"Oh Rayie your awake!" Latias said perkily, who was now just in a tank-top and panties.
"Latias? What's going on?" Rayquaza asked nervously.
"Well, you lost our little bet! Meaning you have to do something of my choice without argue" Latias countered, still smiling.
Shit.
"And I have to make up for everything you have do for me. So you sir, are going nowhere!" Latias said, dropping a key, presumably the key to Ray's handcuffs, down her shirt. This just made Rayquaza blush furiously. Latias was never like this! What gotten into her!?
"Now, Ray. I'm control of tonight, got it?" Latias commanded within a seducing tone.
Rayquaza just nodded his head, still stunned in what Latias was doing. Was she wanting to… do it?
Latias got closer to Rayquaza, pressing her hands on Rayquaza's chest, unbuttoning his shirt and moved closer to his ear to whisper something.
"Good, boy… I'll let you in on a little secret; you're my first…Now, let all your tensions go."
It was silent. Until a giant pooping sound broke it.
(15 minutes later)
Darkrai was snoring, turning and twisting in his bed. His eyes shot opened and leaned up straight away.
"Oh… God… stupid nightmare!" he said to himself. He lifted the bedsheets and ended up smiling to himself.
"Hehe, didn't piss myself this time!" he gloated to himself.
That was until he heard talking coming from Ray and Latias room.
"It's midnight? What on earth could the two of them be doing this late at night!?" Darkrai said jumping out of bed and making it towards the wall, to hear some of the conversation.
"Latias are you sure you want to do this?" Rayquaza asked nervously.
"Yes, Rayie. I want this to happen and you to be my first!" Latias said.
"(Sigh) ok. This is going to hurt, a LOT." Rayquaza said sounding like he had given up.
"What could they be talking about? Hurt? What did she mean by fir-"Darkrai said to himself till it hit him.
Oh god. Oh god…. OH GOD!?
There was a scream of pain from Latias. This scream stunned Darkrai, making him stumble over on to the floor with his face burning red. Despite being on the floor, Darkrai could hear Latias crying.
"Sorry" was all that Rayquaza could say.
"NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!" was the only thing processing through Darkrai's brain, as his face still red as a tomato and him shrivelled up on the floor from what he just heard!
"THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" Darkrai squeaked to himself.
Latias just made sounds of pleasure that Darkrai thought he would never hear until it was his special time.
This was going to be a long night….
(8 hours later)
All the legends minus Latias, Rayquaza and Darkrai; were all eating breakfast, as Kyogre was shouting out commands and threats.
"Come on already, you slow, fat pieces of shit! I bet a slowpoke could go faster than you lot!" she barked. "And where the hell is Latias, Rayquaza and Darkrai!"
"I don't think shouting will make them come to breakfast any faster Kyogre!" Giratina said who was as usually, reading the paper.
"If those 3 lazy pricks aren't down here in 5 minutes, IM GOING TO MAKE THEM GET DOWN HERE!" Kyogre practically screamed at Giratina.
"Kyogre, I'll send someone up there soon! Ok! Just calm down! The beach isn't going anywhere!" Arceus said, finally having enough of her screaming.
Darkrai was slowly walked down the stairs, with large black bags under his eyes, grasping on to the side railing to keep balance. The sounds of early hours of the morning, replayed over and over again in his mind. Something he should of never of heard.
"Ah, welcome to the living Darkrai. Fantastic of you to join us!" Deoxys said sarcastically, sending the focus of the legends towards Darkrai.
"Wow, (munch) you (munch) look like shit!" Celebi said eating her cereal at the same time.
"Yeah, Darkrai, did you even get any sleep last night?" Reshiram asked.
"Ok! Act natural. Pretend like you never heard the god of the sky and a little red dragon have sex for majority of the night…" Darkrai thought, sweating intensely.
"Uh, (Cough) (Cough) Oh, no! It seems like I am sick. (Cough) (Cough)" Darkrai lied.
"Well, seeming Latias is the medical person here, we will get her to look at you when she gets up." Arceus said, sounding like she didn't really care as Kyogre was screaming in her ear about the beach.
"Well, that didn't go as well as I imagined it in my head".
"Morning all!" two new voices called out. Both Latias and Rayquaza were walking down the stairs.
"Oh Shit…" Darkrai thought whilst pooping his pants.
"Finally! You two are up! Now let's GO!" Kyogre shouted, grabbing her bag with her beach gear in it and rushed outside.
"Uh, morning to you too, Kyogre?" Latias said to the former sea basin Pokémon, despite her not being inside.
"Oh Latias. Seeming that you are up now, Darkrai said he was feeling sick" Arceus said to her. Latias turned her attention away from Arceus and now to Darkrai, who was pale as a ghost.
"Oh dear! Well, before we go to the beach, I should run a few tests on you to make sure you're not catching anything!" Latias said stressing her concern to Darkrai. "Come let's go upstairs to my room!" Latias said once more, grabbing on to Darkrai's arm. As soon as she made contact, a giant pooping sound come from Darkrai.
"Hmmm, Darkrai you sure have been pooping yourself lately, you may possible also have some sort of Poopinchinchaidah disease!" Latias shouted, backing away from Darkrai and catching all the other legends attention.
"And that means what now?" Groudon slurred, due to him not being able to understand what the hell just Latias said.
"Well… if my sources are right, it means that he is highly prone to crapping himself." Latias said with a disgusted look.
(A few hours later)
The sun was blistering down upon the world. The heat was cray-cray!
"Oh… my fucking god. The heat… its un…unbearable!" Celebi moaned. Being weak to fire must suck, despite the typing's aren't in the human world, Celebi still felt as if she was a grass type.
"CAN WE GET THERE ANY FASTER!?" she screamed once more at Giratina, who was in the driver's seat of the van they had rented.
"That's the right attitude Celebi!" Kyogre cheered at the psychopathic girl.
"We will be there soon in like 10 minutes OK! Now shut up!" Giratina yelled back.
Most of the legends were having small talk, besides Celebi and Kyogre yelling at Giratina. However, Groudon was scared shitless. He didn't know how to swim! Hell, how on earth was the continent Pokémon, the heaviest Pokémon EVER, was supposed to know how to swim! And he thought being tortured by listening to 1D and Justin Bieber was bad. This is worst…
(10 minutes later)
They had finally arrived. Kyogre's version of heaven and Groudons version of hell…
The beach.
Giratina hadn't even finished parking, Kyogre had already slammed open the Van's sliding door and ran out to the changing room!
Arceus, who was sitting in the front seat, next to Giratina, just sweatdropped. By this time, Giratina had just finished parking.
"Well gang, roll out!" Arceus said with somewhat joy, knowing that perhaps a beach day would relieve her of some stress and actually get a chance to relax.
One by one, the legends hopped out of the Van. Giratina watched everyone hop out before he could lock the van. As soon as he was about to lock it, he noticed his temporary bitch cowering in the backseat.
"Groudon? What are you doing?" Giratina asked the former continent Pokémon, giving him a bit of a scare as well.
"Uh, uhhh, I dr-dropped something, um and can-can't fin-find it…" Groudon stuttered, with his skin pale white. This just Giratina raise an eyebrow. Groudon; a stuck up, overconfident, rude, loud mouth Pokémon had all of a sudden gone soft. Giratina's train of thought was broken by the sound of a crashing wave, which made Groudon back away closer to the backside of the van.
Then it clicked in Giratina's head.
"You're afraid? Afraid of the ocean? I'm I right?" Giratina questioned with a grin.
"Do-don-don't b-be si-silly, Hahaha…" Groudon said giving a really unconvincing fake laugh.
Giratina's grin just grew bigger. Blackmail time…
"You know? Arceus asked me once about an idea on how to punish you after you destroyed half of Rustboro city. You want to know what it was?" Giratina asked.
"S-sure?" Groudon squeaked.
Giratina moved in closer and in a sadistic tone whispered to Groudon;
"Drop you in the middle of the ocean and see how long you would last!"
Groudons eyes expanded as big as they could, his face just went paler. Giratina just laughed.
"Gotcha! So… hope you're ready to be my bitch for the day! Let's go!" Giratina said grabbing Groudons arm and yanking him out of the van.
All the legends were changing at a reasonable pace, however Kyogre was in a rush. To be back in the ocean, after nearly a half a month of hell. God! The wet sand, the crashing waves, the sound of the aquatic life! She quickly changed into a bikini she had bought whilst they were at the mall. It was blue of course, her favourite colour. Once the bikini top had been tied up (very poorly), she rushed out of the changing room.
"AH! HELLO KYO-"
"Shut up! No time to talk! Must jump into ocean!" Kyogre shouted.
"RUDE MUCH…"
Kyogre made a giant leap towards the water. The splash she made hit her entire face. The water was cold, but not too cold. It was godly! Just like a little girl, she splashed the water around, giggling and yelling, gaining the attention of some humans.
The rest of the Legends had just finished changing and now all staring at Kyogre, acting like a little girl in the water.
"Wow, I even think Mew is more mature than Kyogre at the moment and that's pretty hard to beat." Reshiram said aloud, annoying Mew slightly.
Arceus stepped up front and yelled at the sky.
"Author!"
"YOU CALLED?"
"Now what?" Arceus asked.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOW WHAT?"
"What challenge are we doing here at the beach?" Arceus yelled out to the sky, gaining a few strange looks from passing byers.
"THERE IS NO CHALLENGE… IT IS JUST A BEACH DAY!"
"So, what your saying is? I ACTUALLY can have a relaxation day at the beach?" Arceus said with hope building up.
"UH… YEAH, THAT'S LIKE WHAT I JUST SAID. NO CHALLENGE. IT IS JUST A BEACH DAY. LATERS"
And with that the author was gone, leaving the legends knowing that they had a day of fun and relaxation.
Arceus grin turned into a giant smile.
"Ok! Now no one disturb me unless it is urgent! We might back here at 4:20 pm!" Arceus said with joy as she then ran off, to go tan in the sun.
Latias and Rayquaza went off somewhere together. Mew went to go build a sandcastle. Darkrai decided to not go in the water, knowing that he was 99.99% sure something would attack him! Celebi, Reshiram and Deoxys went towards to the water, Celebi went into a crowd of people whilst Deoxys went towards Kyogre and Reshiram admired the view from the rockpools. Zekrom decided to go buy an ice cream. So that just left Groudon and Giratina…
"Well, Groudon? What are you going to do?" Giratina asked Groudon, who just gulped.
"I-I dun-dunno?" he replied back to the former renegade Pokémon.
"Well, I have an idea on what you could do for me…" Giratina said smiling, Groudon going even paler than before and clinched his eyes shut, fearing for the worst.
"Help me get with Arceus." Giratina said calmly, making Groudons eyes burst open in shock.
"Wut?"
"Help me get with Arceus, and I will no longer blackmail you, do we have a deal?"
"Uh, yeah… I guess, what do I have to uh, do then?" Groudon agreed and asked.
"Ok then! Here is the plan."
Kyogre still splashing around in the water like a child. She saw Reshiram, who was on the edge of the rocks, examining some life forms. Kyogre knew Reshiram didn't really like water that much and decided to have some fun. Diving under the water, she swam towards Reshiram without her noticing.
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Kyogre jumped out of the water and splashed Reshiram, who fell back in shock, giving off a quiet scream. Kyogre just laughed.
"KYOGRE! YOU BITCH! YOU KNOW I HATE GETTING WET!" Reshiram roared.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
Kyogre continued to laugh, swimming backwards and away from the pissed off Reshiram. Still giggling, she felt rather strange. She felt a lot colder than before. That's when she saw it… a bikini top floating away from her. She blinked a few times with a dumbfounded look. Then she finally looked down to find that her breasts were completely visible and that the bikini top floating away was hers. Her face quickly erupted to a bright red as she ducted down her body into the water, using both arms to cover herself up.
"OH SHIT!? Fuck, I must not have tied it properly! Shit, what to do…" Kyogre thought at a rapid pace.
"Ehem! I believe that this is yours Kyogre?" someone called out from behind, making Kyogre's pupils go small. Kyogre turned around, still covering herself, to find Deoxys holding in the air her bikini top.
'Shit, why him…' Kyogre thought, with an embarrassed looking. What shocked Kyogre, was that Deoxys had a giant scar running down his chest.
"Uh, y-yes it is…" Kyogre softly replied back.
"Allow me?" Deoxys gestured holding forward the bikini top. Should Kyogre trust him? What better option did she have?
"…Fine…" was all Kyogre said in defeat.
She turned around and allowed Deoxys to move the bikini top back into place and tied it up properly this time.
"Th-thank you Deoxys…" Kyogre said softly. Despite them being in the same ward back at the hall, the two never really got on, well not many people got along with Deoxys, besides those that enjoyed his sadism and his daredevil antics.
"Can I ask where you got that scar?" Kyogre asked nervously.
"What? This tiny thing?" Deoxys said point towards his chest. "I got it when I first battled Rayquaza. Must not appear in Pokémon form or something."
"Thanks again." Kyogre said once more and swam back to shore.
Arceus was laying on a beach towel she brought along. She decided to soak up the sun. Screw the risk of Skin cancer. She's god. She was wearing some sunglasses so that way her eyes didn't get burned into a crisp!
Pure relaxation… The glories sun. The warm, soft sand! The shadow of a hum- WAIT!?
Arceus lifted her head up to identify the owner of the shadow: Groudon.
"What do you want Groudon?" Arceus said in a tone with no care in it.
"Woooooow, rude! I just came to say uh, hi! Yeah, that's it" Groudon lied.
"Well, hi then… You're in the way of the sun. Move!" Arceus raised her voice slightly showing her annoyance.
"No, I'm not!" Groudon retaliated. Now he was in his field of expertise; arguing.
"Yes. You. ARE!" Arceus shouted this time, with a tone of intimidation.
There was a large pause before Groudon said the dumbest thing he could say;
"Are you calling me fat?" Groudon questioned.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO SUMMON JUDGEMENT DOWN UPON YOU AS YOU FEEL MY WRATH?!" Arceus screamed, which just made Groudon laugh. "What is so FUNNY?!"
"You trying to 'summon judgement upon me'" Groudon said making fun of Arceus, whose face had now turned a bright red in fury. "In this world, you have no judgement on m-'' Groudon said nearly finishing his sentence, before being smacked across the head by a new figure, which in result had flung him to the ground.
Giratina.
"Oh no! It's Giratina! Ahhhh, what will I ever do?" Groudon said with poor enthusiasm, as he clutched his head from where Giratina smacked him. He was enjoying pissing off Arceus. Golden chance that probably wouldn't end with him in the hospital wing of the hall.
"Arceus are you ok?" Giratina said kneeling down to Arceus, whose face was back to regular colours.
"Uh, yeah… I'm fine." Arceus asked with suspicion.
"Don't worry I'm here to save the day!" Giratina said, grabbing Arceus hand and kissing it, causing her face to return to a bright red, but this time as a blush.
"Oh Giratina… Haha, I uh, didn't know you had a side of you like this?" Arceus said stuttering.
Groudon had picked himself up and off the ground, still holding his head. Now observing the current events, he felt like he was going to puke. But if he wanted to be free of Giratina's blackmail, he had to wait for him.
"Arceus, did I ever mention how beautiful those red eyes of yours are?" Giratina said in a romantic tone.
"Um… thank you…" she replied back in a soft voice. "I never knew how muscular you were for a uh, how do I put this?"
"A ghost?" Giratina asked.
"Yeah…"
Giratina stood up and pulled Arceus up with him, who had lost balance and had accidently fell into Giratina's arms, her hands pressing on his chest.
"O-oh, I'm sorry…" Arceus apologize. She didn't want to mess this chance up.
Giratina merely chuckled.
'How much longer do I have to watch this bullshit?' Groudon thought impatiently.
"Can I call you Arcy? Or does that remind you of Mew?" Giratina asked.
Arceus nodded her head.
"Well, then Arcy. Would you like to take a long walk acro-" Giratina started until he was interrupted by his bitch.
"OH MY GOD! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! Giratina! JUST. GET. TO. THE. POINT!" Groudon yelled at the two.
Giratina's eyes shot open as did Arceus. Giratina just let out a sigh of defeat as it was now or never.
"Arceus."
"Yes Giratina"
"I have to admit. At one point in life, I wanted to rip your guts out after the whole banishment incident. But after eons after eons, I learned to forgive you and understood your decision to banish me to the distor-"
"GET ON WITH IT!" Groudon yelled out.
"Arceus, I love you. I love you A LOT!" Giratina said in fear, snapping his eyes shut.
There was about 5 seconds of silence, before Arceus flung her arms around Giratina's neck.
"Finally Giratina! I thought you would never say it. I love you too!" Arceus said with a warm smile. Giratina was now in a state of shock. He was now a thing with Arceus.
"Whoop de fucking doo! I go hurl now!?" Groudon asked, but the two lovebirds just ignored the continent Pokémon.
"WAY TO TRY AND KILL THE MOOD"
"Fuck it!" Groudon said walking away as he prepared to puke.
(About 2 hour later)
All the legends minus Groudon, Arceus and Giratina, had meet up back at the rental van.
"Where are those three!? I'm freakin freezing here!" Reshiram moaned.
"I wonder Groudon is?" Zekrom spoke up, worried slightly about his friend. Then it hit Kyogre.
"Wait? Does Groudon even know how to swim?" Kyogre said with a perk hoping for the best case scenario.
On cue, was Groudon clutching at his stomach, walking up to the Rental van.
"Oh my god, Groudon are you ok?" Latias ran forward, seeing vomit covering Groudon.
"NO. I'm not. I puked about 21 times in the same bush and splattered all over me!" Groudon said in a monotone 'I really don't give a fuck' voice.
"Did you try and swim and swallowed too much seawater? Is that why you vomited?" Latias asked.
"Not even close. THAT'S WHY!" Groudon said in the 'I really don't give a fuck' voice, pointing over his shoulder. Giratina and Arceus were walking towards the group, holding hands and saying really weird lovey dovey names.
"I love you my little hon' bun!" Giratina said in a sweet voice to Arceus.
"No, I love you even more, my baby boo!" Arceus said back.
"I need to go and have a nap! Their name calling is killing my brain!" Groudon moaned.
"EW, EVEN AS AUTHOR, I'M FINDING THIS DISTURBING."
"Why?" Mew asked out.
"THE GOD POKEMON AND THE POKEMON THAT'S MENT TO BE FREAKIN SATAN ARE NOW DOING PET NAMES! LET'S GO HOME!"
Authors note:
I think I handled this chapter fairly well. ESPECIALLY the Latias and Rayquaza scene, even though it was a minor lemon, I thought I should still put a little warning. Poor Darkrai.
And yes Giratina and Arceus are a thing now. Yay. This should be fun... for me hehe.
And Yes, Groudon and Kyogre have a little bet going on... More in to that in the next chapter. Hint: Im a United fan ;)
As per usually, review, suggest or PM. Poke Spectre out!
Darkrai's injury of the day!:
Mental scarring.