"Well... that was an adventure."

"What are you saying? We made it out of there in one piece, thanks to me!"

"Yes we did. The ship, however, is in less than admirable condition... also thanks to you. What do you suppose that flashing light means?"

"Hmm... possibly that one of the engines is about to fail. Or maybe the hyperdrive is damaged. Or maybe it's the shields that are damaged... well, vape it to the nine -"

"Anakin! Watch your tongue! And relax, for pity's sake. Regardless of my opinion of the ship's condition, we are still out of that mess and on our way to... well, on our way. That is at least something worth celebrating. Besides, we can always limp to the nearest planet and trade this wreckage for something that might actually get us someplace worth getting to."

"That's all good and well, master, but that light is flashing now too, and I think we did just lose an engine."

"Well, there were a lot of droids, Anakin. A lot of droids with blasters, not to mention that thing that almost incinerated us for the second time."

"Hmm... maybe that's what hit the engine. It did skim us, you know."

"I'm well aware, thank you. I was, and still am, sitting right next to you, remember? Now, where's the nearest planet? We really should land as soon as possible."

"Probably. I'm still curious about what you said back in the hangar... don't you give me that look. I told you I wasn't going to let it go, and by now you really should know that when I say that, I mean it."

"And you should know that when I say that something is uncivilized and that I'm not translating it into Basic, I mean it. It's not as if you need any more vulgar words added to your already extensive repertoire."

"Hey, I grew up on Tatooine. That isn't exactly the best place to pick up 'proper' and 'sophisticated' language. Not my fault."

"So it would seem..."

"So it is."

"Even so, that is no excuse for using that sort of language."

"How the Force did this conversation turn to me?! No! You are not going all 'Negotiator' on me and turning this into a lecture on the 'importance of presenting oneself as respectable', because frankly I'm not too worried about being respectable. That is something you know. What I want to know is what excuse you have for pulling those words out of your own embarrassingly thin repertoire of 'vulgar' sayings, as you call them."

"I am hardly embarrassed at my lack of vulgarity, I assure you. As for an excuse, the Jedi in me would say that I have none..."

"And what does the man say?"

"That I was in the middle of digesting what was probably a thick ball of basically mucus while facing down dozens of pests armed with blasters, not to mention that my own dear friend had just almost beheaded me, more than likely 'in the name of the Republic', or for some other Force-forsaken reason... and my head was also beginning to ache again. I was not in the best frame of mind at that point."

"It was not in the name of the Republic. It was in the name of saving your own sorry rear end from a shot that would have all but beheaded you anyway."

"I ducked."

"Beside the point..."

"More like dismantling your point completely... so, does my excuse suffice? Or is it still not on par with your own excuses, such as the excessive flashing of lights..."

"We still don't know what's wrong with the ship."

"I believe we'd be better off figuring out what's right with it. That would probably be easier."

"Probably. Let's see what we have for possible destinations, here... how about this one? Never been there before."

"It has potential, I suppose. I've never been there either."

"Glad we agree, 'cuz I'm pretty sure that's the only one this flying scrap yard can get to at this point."

"Looks like we have no choice then."

"Kind of makes you wish we had taken that flashy ship instead."

"Mmm... yes. Aside from the fact that all we could do with it was fly it. At least we're able to navigate this chunk of metal as well."

"Yeah, yeah... so, what language was it? It kind of sounded like Bothese, or maybe Cheunh, but I didn't recognize any of the words, so it couldn't be either of those... maybe Snivvian?"

"Please, Anakin... Snivvian? I've never been to Cadomai Prime, and Force forbid me from ever going. And stop guessing. I already told you I don't know what it is."

"Oh yeah. Forgot. But you do know what it means..."

"Yeah, and I'm about to repeat it, so drop it."

"And what would be your excuse this time, my gentlemanly former master?"

"I hardly think I need one at this point, my irritating nuisance of a former padawan."

"Master, you wound me."

"It's intended, I assure you."

"Irritating nuisance. Didn't know the great wordmaster of the Order was capable of redundancy."

"Certain situations call for it."

"And I'm one of them? How flattering..."

"Careful, Anakin. Any more flattery and your head might explode. It's getting rather balloonish already."

"Oh stuff it you old gundark. I'll get you to tell me what it means at some point. When you least expect it..."

"Don't bet on it."

"Ready to go?"

"I've been ready, Anakin."

"Alright then. Here we go, on to... um... Abibishinge... Abi- Abibising... Abibibi... sing... vape it. On to coordinate O-19."

"Inspiring."

"Like you said, at least we're on our way."

"Yes. That is the up side of things isn't it."

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