LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 11
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Double Disclaimer Whooa: I don't own the Character Personality's of the Following: Murkrow, Budew, Nincada, Deino, Froakie, Charmander, Chikorita and Ekans. Please Support the PotatoDictater's story with them in it.
Due to traffic, we return to our legends stuck within traffic. I've though I'm an asshole to them, I feel bad for Giratina, who is current being screamed at by multiple legends.
"Giratina! Are we there yet?" Mew whined.
"OH my god! This is taking forever! It feels like we have been here for forever!" Zekrom moaned.
"I think I'm going to be sick again…" Groudon complained.
Giratina was at breaking point. The only thing that was preventing him from finding the nearest cliff and driving this van off it was Arceus. After centuries of trying and eventually pussing out of it, he was finally in a relationship with Arceus. He was over the moon!
Deoxys, being the asshole he was, was drinking a milkshake he had got before they left the beach. It was nearly empty and just to be an ass, was sucking up air, to make a loud, obnoxious sound, all just to piss Giratina off more.
The traffic was getting on everyone's nerves. Celebi was sitting in the back, next to the window. She looked out it to find some humans in a red convertible. There all looked in there early 20's, not moving at all, playing loud music, talking on their cell phones, and drinking alcohol. Celebi was stunned. She identified 2 males, one which was driving. The other, with not shirt on, was talking to two females, both wearing bikini tops.
Celebi was appalled by what they were doing. Everything you weren't meant to do whilst driving on the fucking road! Celebi had the urge to tell someone, but the person sitting next to her was Groudon… Fuck it!
Celebi flung open the window and started off by cursing to gain there attention.
"OI! You fuck nuggets! Over here!" she screamed, successfully gaining the attention of the people in the convertible and the rest of the legends.
"Yeh? What!" One of the girls said, whilst lighting a cigarette.
"YOU do realise you're all setting a bad example to youth by doing everything you're not meant to do on the fucking road!"
Now one of the males spoke up to Celebi.
"And what are yah going to do about it girly?" he questioned, the now red faced Celebi.
"I WILL TORTURE YOU ALL TILL YOU BEG FOR FUCKING MERCY AND WILL KILL YOUR FIRST BORNS BY TEARING OUT THEIR GUTS, THEN FEEDING IT TO MY FUCKING HOUND AS HE ALSO GNAWS ON YOUR LIMBS!" Celebi yelled, removing her head out of the window and slamming it shut, pissed off at the humans.
"Simple minded mortals…" she grumbled. Looking out the window, she saw them all laughing at her. They then tried to boost out of the traffic, scratching and denting cars left, right and centre. Still laughing, they then drove of the upcoming bridge, which left a giant explosion.
"Err, that escalated quickly…" Darkrai muttered, looking into the direct of the explosion.
Celebi smirked. "He should have kept his eyes of the road".
Meanwhile, in a dark, twisted realm, polluted by chaos and corruption was a tiny little void. Inside that void was…
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… The author's office.
Poke Spectre was currently reading some Pokémon adventures manga, where Ruby and Sapphire were diving down to the seafloor cavern.
"Arg, dammit. I need to buy the newest edition…" he said gloomy, as he had just finished the book and didn't have the next.
Oh wait, he is the author. He can do anything.
With the snap of his fingers, the next edition of the series, magically appeared. Spectre just chuckled to him.
"Hehe, I'm amazing!" he gloated to nobody but himself.
Around him was pretty much average stuff you would find in an everyday office! Machines that can bend the will of Space and time, rewriting history as he pleases, a mic that can boom his voice over the planet. You know. Regular stuff.
But all this wasn't the source of his mighty powers.
A special remote, is what deems him as the author.
He was about to start reading the manga, until his skype started to ring. The called id read Nohail. Spectre pressed the respond button, not creating eye contact and started to read the manga.
"Yo, talk to me Nohail!" he said flicking the page.
"Greeting to you too rude bastard. At least you could do is make eye contact." Nohail responded, semi-hostile.
A sharp glare was sent to the screen; "I'll try. Now, what is it!?" Poke Spectre said with sarcasm.
"Well, I have a friend, which would like to speak with you. He is currently on hold."
"Uh, bring him into the call, I guess…" Poke Spectre responded, now interested.
A second person appeared on screen. His face was covered by a large white mask, as his body was surrounded by a black cloak.
"Spectre, I would like for you to meet the PotatoDictater, Author of the Total Pokémon island realm!" Nohail explained.
Poke Spectre never really liked other Authors. He found them to always be, well stuck up. How did he even find this guy? Before judging, might as well give the guy a chance…
"Um, Hi? I guess." Poke Spectre greeted awkwardly. 'Shit, act natural, Spectre!' The Poke Spectre thought.
"Sooo, uh what do you want?"
The PotatoDictater's voice was deep; "I have request to send some of my contestants to survive a few hours as humans and it's your legends job to tutor them?"
"So what you're saying is…. I get to make their lives a living hell?" The Poke Spectre asked.
"Well, my hosts already do a good enough job at it. But Yveltal is away, restocking on Landmines and Xerneas had to return to the Hall of Origins in my realm for some R and R, I would rather not have them doing nothing for the next few days. I'll be send 8 of the contestants. You up for the job?"
Spectre just smiled evilly. "Oh, I'm up for it alright! Bring them in…"
The legends had just arrived back home as it was late in the afternoon, close to 6:00 PM. Most of them went to go have showers to get rid of the sea salt on their bodies. Others went to go get something to eat. One legend in particular, *Cough Groudon Cough*, went to the toilet to as he was continuing to throw up.
(4 hours later, 10:00 PM)
All the legends were saying there good nights and what not. A few, however, were cursing at each other.
"HAHA, I hope you have a nightmare, where your flight had been disabled and you're stranded in the middle of the ocean bitch!" Zekrom fumed at Reshiram, whom just grunted.
"Please… Like that would ever happen."
Arceus, who sitting on the couch, lying her head on Giratina's shoulder, listening in on the conversation.
"Hmm, when we return to the Pokémon world. Remind me to note that punishment down for those two." Arceus joked, causing Giratina to chuckle. This was then followed up by a yawn.
"Well, I'm ready to hit the hay!" Giratina exclaimed. He noticed the frown on Arceus beautiful face.
"What's wrong?" he asked her.
"I feel, slightly bad for forcing Groudon to stay whilst we went full lovey dubby mode on each. He's been sick for the last 5 hours!" Arceus stressed for a legend she normally didn't care about.
Giratina just grunted. "He deserves it after all the stress he has put you through Arcy. Listen, I'm going to bed now. So I'll see you in the morning."
And eventually in toll of Giratina, all the legends followed one at a time, to hit the sack.
(2 hours later, 12:00 AM)
All the legends were sound asleep. All enjoying pleasant dreams. However, whilst they were all asleep, they had a certain asshole of an Author and a magician person thingy, snooping around the house looking for something.
"IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE…"
"Can you be quiet please!? Your voice is tremendously loud if you hadn't already have noticed!" Nohail whispered in anger.
Nohail moved his head around and found what he was looking for.
A fire alarm switch.
He walked up to it and began to countdown.
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With the flick of the switch, a piercing ringing sound echoed throughout the house. Within the span of 2 minutes, all 12 of the legends were now on the ground floor. All demanding an explanation.
"What the fuck is going on? It's 12 fucking AM in the morning!" Celebi roared.
"Eh, I could always go out for my morning run now" Deoxys said to infuriate the former time travel legend.
"I'm hungry!" Mew complained.
"Well, look on the bright side! Neither the house or Darkrai is on fire, I guess" Giratina slurred tiredly.
"HEY! That was uncalled for! I think my luck is starting to take a turn!" Darkrai shouted.
"I CAN CHANGE THAT…"
Darkrai spin around in fear and backed up slowly.
"Author, what the hell is going on?" Rayquaza shouted out to the roof
"WELL, YOU LOT WERE THE GUESTS OF HONOUR AT THE STREET PARTY AND AS THE GUESTS, YOU DID A PRETTY SHIT JOB AT BEING SO."
"Get on with it!" Arceus growled.
"Well, you lot are going to be playing house guest! For 8 special people!" Nohail said in surprise, giving the legends a fright.
"They are travel across space and time, bending the rules of the universe, due to their existence in this world, it could send it to doomsday! A highly likely chance of possible sending the continuum into complete chaos! Just to feature in this Challenge!" Nohail explained with ominous tone.
"Really?" Latias asked.
"NO, OF COURSE NOT! GOD, THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULES THING I'VE HEARD! OH WAIT, THE PART FROM ANOTHER SPACE AND TIME WAS TRUE, REST THERE WAS THERE FOR EFFECT! I'VE TPED THEM HERE AND THEY ARE ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW FOR AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND!"
"And who are these oh so special guests, that are interrupting my beauty sleep?" Kyogre yelled out.
"NON-LEGEND POKEMON FROM THE REALM OF TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND!"
There was silence for about 10 seconds till,
"YOUR BRING NON LEGENDS INTO THIS WORLD!?" Arceus screamed.
"TECHNICALLY, I ALREADY HAVE SOOO… YOUR JOB IS TO SHOW THEM AROUND LIKE A GOOD HOUSE HOST WOULD, BEFRIEND THEM, TAKE THEM OUT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! BE CREATIVE! THEY WILL BE HERE AT 9:00 AM. LATERZ".
Shit.
(8:55 AM)
All the legends stood out front of the house, with Arceus having a little speech for them.
"Ok! OK! OK! I know asshole #1 and asshole #2 have brought in complete strangers from another realm. But it's ok! Just have to stay cool! They should be here any minute no-"Arceus started off brightly to finish looking at a car driving their way. "Crap, there already here! NO ONE, I REPEAT, NO ONE MAKE A FOOL OF THEMSELVES! CLEAR!?" Arceus yelled at the legends, most of them nodded, primarily in fear. Deoxys, on the other hand, just rolled his eyes.
The first Car parked out front of the house and one by one, four individuals walked out.
"CHARACTER DESCRIPTION TIME!"
"Oh my name, kill me now…" Arceus moaned.
The first was a man that looked in his early 20's. He was wearing a green shirt, with a murky white, dinner vest over top it, finished off by a red bowtie. His dark green hair was all over the place, but didn't cover the man's murky Yellow eyes. In his right hand was a microphone.
The second man looked fairly straight, he was wearing a dark, dark green Tuxedo, sporting a top hat and monocle. Around his neck was a black cape with Emerald green in the inside of it. Only strands of blonde hair could be seen from under the top hat. He looked also in his early 20's.
This time, however was a girl. Rather short. She wore skinny jeans, a lime green shirt, Dark green vans and a beaded necklace. Her dark lime green hair was tied into a ponytail going behind her head. She had large maroon eyes as well. Hell, she didn't even look 20. Maybe 18 or 19.
The final person to emerge from the car was rather bulky and torn up. Not literally. He had tattoo's sporting all the way up his left arm, and were visible due to him wearing a dark purple, sleeveless top. Wearing cargo pants, he sport a 'tool' belt around his waist. Upon facial features, one notable thing was that he was wearing an Eye patch across his right eye. His messy purple hairy was an average length as well, and it wasn't helped by his unshaven beard. The man was easily the oldest out of the four and was likely in late 20's or early 30's.
"Oh Arceus! It's so good to finally to get out and stretch!" the girl exclaimed, as she stared at the other three. "Finally, I can get away from you three and go see Charmander when he gets here!"
The man with the bow tie walked forward and held the mic to his mouth and proceeded to talk;
"Aww, what's wrong Chikorita? Was I BUGGING you on the way here?"
"SHUT UP WITH THE PUNS NINCADA!"
Arceus stood blank as did the other legends as they watched the two argue.
"I want to perform a magic trick to make myself disappear so I'm as far away from you three as possible!" the fancy looking man whined.
"Grr, As soon as we get back to our realm, you're going down Budew!" the bulky man yelled.
"Bring it Snake!"
Mew pointed at the man with an eye-patch.
"Are you a pirate?" she said innocently.
"Wha- NO! If anything I look more like a terrorist!" the man retaliated.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Arceus yelled gaining there attention. "That worked… AUTHOR!"
"YO"
"Identify, please."
"UH HUH. THE ONE WITH THE BOW TIE IS NINCADA. THE FANCY LOOKING ONE IS BUDEW. THE GIRL IS CHIKORITA AND THE BIG, SCARY GUY IS EKANS. NOW THE SECOND CAR SHOULD BE HERE SOON…"
"Wait? Second car?" Zekrom questioned.
"OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION THERE WERE EIGHT OF THEM? OOPS."
Just saying that, a second car pulled up next to the first. As before, one by one, four individuals walked out of the second car.
"YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
"9:00 AM?" Mew said aloud.
"WHAT? NO! CHARACTER DESCRIPTION TIME!"
"Fuck me sideways…" Arceus moaned.
'Ok, I'll put that on my too do list Arcy!' Giratina thought dirtily.
A man that looked in his late 20's was the first to walk out of the car. He merely wore a dark navy blue trench-coat, a dark navy blue fedora to cover his blue hair. His maroon eyes were like piercing daggers some would say.
The Second to walk out was a young man that looked like he didn't want to be there at all. All he had clothing wise was a bikers vest with red sides, biker gloves and ripped up, but in tack jeans. His chest was visible, due to the bikers vest. His red hair was spiked up to match his Red eyes. He looked no older than 20.
This one was different. Full black clothing, with the only other colour really visible on him was dark purple. Just a long sleeved shirt, jeans and that was it. His hair, like Darkrai's was in an emo style. His however, was black and had a purple stripe going through it. The man was averaged in his mid-20's.
The final person to get out of the car was short (Not as short as Chikorita!). He wore a Light blue polo button up shirt, a white scarf, dark blue trousers and a dark blue ribbon belt to hold it up. Around his head, was a ninja's headband. His light steel blue hair was fashioned up into messy situation due to the headband. Judging by his appearance, he was early 20's.
"NOW, WE HAVE THE COLDBLOODED ONE, MURKROW. A BADASS, CHARMANDER. AN EMO, DEINO. AND A REAL BADASS, FROAKIE! I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO DO ONE OF THEM AGAIN OR AT LEAST NOT FOR AWHILE."
"We have to look after eight of them?" Reshiram asked.
"UH, YEAH. YOU DO. IN A FEW HOURS, THEY WILL LEAVE!"
The 8 mortal Pokemon turned human stood and stared at the 12 legends.
Arceus was about to speak, until Deoxys stepped forward and started to talk before her.
"Sooo, let's see what we have here? A bug that can't tell a joke to save his life."
"That's really KILLING me in the inside." Nincada said with his ego slightly shattered.
Deoxys just gave him a glare and continued to talk; "As I was saying, a wannabe Magician, a clingy girlfriend."
"HEY!" Chikorita said with her face burning up in embarrassment.
"Wow, Chikorita is it getting HOT in here or is it just me?" Nincada joked.
"A mercenary that I would mistake for a terrorist."
"I'll take that asssss a compliment…" Ekans hissed at Deoxys.
Deoxys once again continued, "A man that looks scary but probably would not last 5 minutes in a room with Celebi. A fake 'Badass', an emo and I give the frog some credit as a badass, he has a scarf!"
Charmander walked forward and growled at Deoxys.
"A FAKE!? And what do you know about being badass? HUH punk!"
"I'm this stories badass! And I'm over 9000!" Deoxys gloated, sending his face centre metres away from Charmanders.
"More like the stories smartass…" Rayquaza muttered.
Charmander kicked Deoxys in the shin, and with the surprise, it made him fall to the ground. Charmander grabbed Deoxys by the collar of his shirt and placed his foot on his hand to restrain him.
"Now what, punk!" Charmander spat. Deoxys just laughed.
"Hahaha! Now, Now. There is no need for violence, as we only just met! Say? Why don't we play a little game?" Deoxys asked.
Charmander just grunted. "What do you have in mind?"
"How about we flip for it?" Deoxys said with a smirk. As he said that, Deoxys lifted up his knee and rammed it in to Charmanders chest, making him lose his grip. As Deoxys other hand became free, he used both hands to grab Charmander by the shoulders and flipped to ground swiftly, so that Charmander was on the ground. He placed a hand on his neck, his other hand on his arm and his foot on his arm.
"I win." Deoxys said softly.
"Haha, I get it!" Groudon blurted stupidly.
"WHAT!?" Charmander struggled. "But you, you said we would flip for it!"
"Well, I never said we were flipping a coin? Now did I?" Deoxys spoke.
"Now that's what I call a real TURN of events!" Nincada said, speaking into his microphone.
Murkrow moved closer to Ekans, whilst the mini fight was occurring.
'Psst, Ekans! We need to get somewhere secluded to discuss game plans!" Murkrow whispered to the mercenary. Ekans just nodded. The two managed to slip away quietly. However, someone saw the two and decided to follow.
Murkrow and Ekans were now in the garage with the electric door shut tight.
"Right! Now that we are away from the crowd. Game plan time…" Murkrow said sinisterly.
"To eliminate solosissss. Yessss, then any one the getsssss in our way…" Ekans said, still having a hiss in his voice.
"Right, here is the plan… sabotage!" Murkrow said aloud to Ekans, but little did they know that someone else was listening.
"Oh, for Pete's sake! How original! Boring!" an unknown voice said aloud.
"Reveal yoursssself!" Ekans yelled.
Celebi emerged from the shadows that she was hiding in.
"Please, is that all you have? I mean come on! Aren't you two meant to be evil or something?" Celebi said, picking up a hatchet to fiddle with.
"And what do you know about being evil little girl? Huh! No, you're young and stupid! Now leave the adults to talk and nobody gets hurt!" Murkrow said raising his voice slightly. There was a silence for a about 20 second till it was interrupted by Celebi laughing.
"HahahahaHAHAHA! You two really underestimate me? Because One: I'm a girl. And two: I'm young? Haha, bitch please, I'm probably more evil than the two for you put together and I would still have some left over!" Celebi mocked, displaying her fangs, still playing with the hatchet.
"Why you little bitch! How dare you mock ussss! Come here and I'll give you a piece of my mi-" Ekans started, till the hatchet that Celebi was playing with, came flying at a rapid speed, just missing Ekans head as it wedged into the wall. Ekans looked back in fear, to see how close it was to ending his life. He turned back to a rather agitated Celebi.
"I missed that time. BUT threaten me again, and I'll make sure I don't the next! Got it?" Celebi started in an innocent voice only to raise it into rage.
Murkrow and Ekans just shook their heads, not responding vocally due to the two of them being afraid they would say something wrong and piss Celebi off more.
"Good boys! Now here is what you have to do…" Celebi said sinisterly.
(Meanwhile, back at the front of the house.)
Now to give Deino some screen time an-
"Whatever… I'm going back the car" he said not giving a fuck about anything as he proceed towards the car.
Ok, now with Charmander and Deoxys
Charmander was still struggling to get free of Deoxys grip. But was failing badly.
"So, admit it! I'm better!" Deoxys said smirking.
"Gah! Never!" Charmander said resisting defeat as Deoxys laughed.
Charmander franticly looked around the best he could. He saw his ticket out of this situation.
His Girlfriend, Chikorita, was currently talk to Reshiram and Kyogre. In fact, it looked like she didn't even notice the whole fight.
"WOW! I can't believe I get to the Dragon of Truths and the queen of the ocean!" Chikorita said with stars in her eyes. Reshiram just chuckled and Kyogre scratched her head sheepishly.
"You two are way better than you stupid counter-parts!" Chikorita complemented the two once again.
"I bet you two could easily beat them in a fi-" Chikorita started before being interrupted by a cry for help!
"Help! Chikorita! This guy is beating me up!" Charmander cried out, sending a furious look upon Chikorita's face. A look of shock was on Deoxys face as he saw Chikorita dash towards, ready to tear him apart.
Chikorita spear tackled Deoxys off Charmander, as he was now back onto the ground, as Chikorita held him down. By this point, Charmander was now back up and on his feet.
"Well, well, well. Hello to you too!" Deoxys said in a voice that would convince most.
"Hahahaha! Now what are you going to do! Are you scared! You should be!" Charmander taunted. What shocked him the most was the fact Deoxys was laughing. "Why are you laughing?"
"Well, I don't find this very intimidating. I mean come on! I have a pretty girl sitting over top of my and I have the best seat in the house!" Deoxys said dragging the word house!
Chikorita's face erupted into a bright red as she slapped Deoxys across the cheek and jumped away from him.
"PERVERT!" Chikorita yelled at the space virus, who was brushing dust off himself.
"Well, that worked…" he merely muttered.
Budew was still standing in the same place with Groudon staring directly at him.
"Soooo, are we going to do anything or what?" Budew asked with no interest at all. But he had nothing better to do.
"I dunno! Your magician or something. Do some magic" Groudon said to Budew, who now had a look of interest. Magic was his 2nd favourite thing in the world. 1st was being evil!
"Ok then! Magic it is!" Budew said with excitement. This drew the attention of Zekrom. Budew ravaged through his pocket to pull out a pack of cards.
"Ok Groudon. Pick a card!" the magician Pokémon said, holding the deck forward. Groudon pulled a card close to middle.
8 of spades.
"NOW! Hold your card face down over top of this puddle that is just oh so casually here and close your eyes!" Budew explained. Groudon did so. Budew looked intensely into the puddle.
'What is he doing? The face he is making looks like he is trying to take a shit…' Zekrom thought.
"There we go! Now place the card back, anywhere in the deck!" Budew said, holding the deck outwards for Groudon. He inserted the card back into the pack and smiled. 'He'll never get it!' he thought.
"Next step, blindfold yourself!" Budew said, holding a blindfold. Groudon tied it up and was completely blind. "I'll be needing your hands by your side."
Now that Groudon was blind, he searched for the pack for the…. 8's of spades.
'Hehehe, those fools! I used the puddle to give me a reflection of the card too find it! This just shows how evil I'm! I'm cheating! Mwhhaaaa! ' Budew cackled in the inside.
Bingo!
He grabbed Groudons card and carefully, without him noticing, placed in the inside of his jumper pocket.
'This guy!?' Zekrom thought stunned.
"Ok, you can take the blindfold off!" Budew requested. Now Groudon had his sight back, he could continue with the trick.
"Now! I'm going to through all the cards to the left of me!" Budew said in advance. He threw the pack of cards into the air, for the wind to carry some slightly away.
"Now, look in your pocket!" Budew spoke whist gesturing towards the pocket. Groudon dug deep into his jumper pocket and pulled out a card. The 8 of spades.
"OH MY GOD!? Zekrom did you see that!? It's my CARD!?" Groudon screamed like a little kid.
"Groudon, on a scale from one to ten, how retarded are you?" Zekrom asked.
"Duh, like zero! MAGIC IS REAL!" Groudon spat back in offence.
A few of the other Mon's turned human, heard Groudon scream.
"Wow, it sure has been a MAGICAL day for Groudon today!" Nincada joked.
"Kill yourself." Latias said point blank. Normally she doesn't say stuff like that, only if someone is really annoying her, plus she was trying to meditate with Froakie.
"Yes, indeed. The world might finally find true peace with you dead." Froakie said with his words of wisdom, keeping his eyes closed and body still in the meditating position.
Froakie stopped talking and continued to meditating with Darkrai and Latias.
Froakie and Latias looked very much in sync, as for Darkrai he was struggling kinda of. From movies he has seen, he noticed that when you meditate, you hum.
"HUuuuuuuuUUUUmmmMMMmMMMmmmMMMM!" Darkrai hummed going on and off key.
"Young one, you must silence your voice as it is disturbing the balance of nature!" Froakie spoke.
"Uh, yes sensei?" Darkrai replied.
"Excellent! Now, we must become one with the animals!" Froakie said standing up. He whistled and a squirrel came and jumped up on his shoulder. "Your turn Latias-Sama!"
Latias Started to sing a little and very soon, a few monic butterfly's showed up and started flying around! (She also attracted a certain Green dragon as well)
"Well done! I sense that your singing has brought peace to the butterfly's lives!" Froakie congratulated Latias. "Now Darkrai-San! Your go now!"
Darkrai just gulped. 'This is not going to end well…' he thought. He tried to hum again…
"HHHHHHHHhhHHHHhhjhhUUUUUUMMmmmmMMAMNNBHGIHFUEBDHYGUIFHO" he hummed. The sound was horrendous. A flock of humming birds were flying by.
"Look sensei! I did it! Those Humming birds were attracted by my humming!" Darkrai squealed with joy.
"Actually, judging by their Aura's, they appear to be very hostile… and want to attack you." Froakie said with caution.
"N-now, si-since when were you a Lu-Lucario?" Darkrai asked nervously, as he slowly backed away as he saw the birds diving in towards him. Darkrai just dashed away, before Froakie gave his answer.
"Well, I learned a few things since Greninja got add to smash bros…" Froakie admitted.
(Meanwhile back in the garage.)
Murkrow and Ekans were listening intensely to what Celebi was saying and from what they have heard, they were shitting themselves silly from this girl had to say. Either she had the worst parents in the world to give her no discipline or she is evil in a physical form.
"And? What do you think?" she asked the two.
"SSSS-sssso, your plan is to find two pokemon that are clossssse?" Ekans started
"Go on…" Celebi begged for them to say it.
"And make them turn against each other? So that way they will try and vote each other off…" Murkrow finished.
"And repeat, till the merge or what not. Then you're on your own." Celebi said. She looked at the garage window, to look at Charmander and Chikorita hugging.
"You know? I once heard a quote that goes like this… 'The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies…' Celebi said aloud, continuing to look out the window. "And I think I have found your first targets…" she whispered to herself.
"What you sssssay?" Ekans asked.
"… Nothing. Come on. It's almost time for you guys to leave." Celebi said, walking out of the door.
The 8 – err, 7 (seeming Deino decided to be a lil bitch and go all emo on the story) non-legends were now standing back in front of the cars they came in.
"WOW, KEEN TO LEAVE ALREADY? THAT WAS FAST…"
Froakie said his good byes to Latias, as the two bowed in respect and he hopped into the car, followed by Budew who had just finished signing an autograph for Groudon. Charmander and Chikorita before stood in front of Deoxys.
"You know what Charmander? I give you some credit as badass. Wanna know what it is?" Deoxys said in a calm tone.
"Uh, No?" Charmander declined.
"I give you sooooo much credit on how bad you suck at being a badass. Laters!" Deoxys blurted and turned around to proceed back to the house, as Chikorita held back Charmander.
Nincada was about to make a pun, as it was obvious that he was going to as he was raising his mic. Rayquaza came along and threw him in to the Car with Froakie, Deino and Budew.
"Having to deal with Deoxys shit is enough. But dry puns as well…" Rayquaza muttered.
With the car at full capacity, it took off.
Charmander and Chikorita went into the other on and now were just waiting on Murkrow and Ekans.
"Here is a word to the wise. Ever heard of the say; 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?' Celebi asked.
"Yessss?" Ekans replied back
"Well, my suggestion is, 'keep your enemies close and your friends closer' as they could be the ones to backstab you in the end!" Celebi said with smirk. "Take my advice and plans, and they will all beg for mercy! Good luck!" as Celebi said that, she walked off back to the house, allowing the two to enter the car and drive off.
The legends all waved good bye. Darkrai walked around the house corner, with peck marks all over him.
"What I miss?"
Author's note: New Chapter Wow! First off, I want to say a huge shout out to PotatoDictater, for allowing me to use some of his characters! So please, Please, Please go view his story as it is really awesome! Now sad news :( , I have exams now, so it may be a little slow, but I'll try hehe. As per usual, Review, Suggest or PM! Poke_Spectre OUT!
Darkrai's injury of the day!:
Humming bird attack