LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 13
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon :(
(Thursday 6th/ 8th/2015. 9:30PM, 1 month gone.)
Over the last few days, Latios was the talking point of the house. The one that defied death and the fact Giratina lied for 13 years didn't help either…
Latias couldn't stop talking to him as she told him about her life when he was dead.
"OH! And there was this one time when Rayie came along to protect Altomare with me and stopped team rocket that had let a Garchomp loose!" Latias said praising her boyfriend.
"And what happened to team rocket and the Garchomp?" her brother asked back.
"Oh uh, he kinda of killed them on accident." Latias said scratching her head sheepishly.
Rayquaza finally had time to catch up with some of the others now Latias was occupied. At a table with some beers and Chips, were Ray, Zekrom and Giratina.
Rayquaza softly smiled, "It's so good to see that void in her heart finally filled…"
Zekrom just took a sip of the beer he had and didn't respond.
"Well it does mean he has to put up with The Poke Spectre's crap." Giratina replied back before scoffing his face with chips.
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!"
Giratina rolled his eyes at the authors comment. He thought of an idea.
"You guys want to play a little game of truth or dare?" he smirked.
Back to the Eon siblings.
"I have to admit, you did leave half of the girls depressed when you died. They were ALL begging for you." Latias teased her brother. "I remember Suicune cried herself to sleep for 2 whole weeks, Dialga carried a photo of you around pretty much anywhere she went until Palkia accidently destroyed it, let's say he was in the hospital wing for a while and oh boy, don't get me started on Virizion!"
Latios did not look fazed. However a smile did emerge on his face.
"Well, I sure am glad I'm back. I can't wait to see my future nieces or nephews. Mini Lati-Rayquaza creatures running around" Latios countered, making Latias face burn with embarrassment.
"HEY! That's not funny!"
"It is for me sis!" he smirked. Latias just folded her arms and frowned. "Come on! I'm joking! Sheesh, can't you take a joke?" Latios said once more to her.
"Whatever!" she said turning her head to left. Latios knew she was just playing. She has never been mad at him before.
"Truth or dare huh? We need more peeps." Zekrom slurred slightly as he was only a little drunk. He spotted the rest of the males (minus Latios for obvious reasons) in the lounge.
"Hey guysss, wanna play a game of dare and truht" Zekrom yelled, mispronouncing truth.
Darkrai, Deoxys and Groudon all proceeded to the table.
"Im in! Time to hear and see some embarrassing shit!" Deoxys said evilly.
"Eh, why not. Not like we have anything else to do." Groudon pitched in.
"This is not going to end well…" Darkrai squeaked.
"And of course, we are not playing sober…" Giratina smirked, leaving a terrified face on Darkrai, last time he was drunk didn't end well. Groudon and Deoxys both grabbed a beer and started to drink, as did Ray and Giratina.
"Ok, I've found a computer program that will selected our names at random and the person before that gets to ask truth or dare." Giratina explained. "Now… who wants to go first?" Deoxys raised his hand. "kay then! Deoxys truth or dare…"
"Truth" he replied.
"What is the closes moment to death you've had? Seeming you can just regenerate you body." Giratina asked.
Deoxys sighed. "When me and my Sister first came to this planet, that green asshole" Deoxys spat towards Rayquaza direction, who just gave Deoxys the middle finger, "Jumping to conclusions and he tried to hyper beam my ass off. I was in recover mode for, what like 4 years? He explained.
The computer's first victim… Darkrai.
"Truth or Dare Darkrai? Pick wisely…" Deoxys taunted the former nightmare pokemon.
Darkrai thought about it. 'Hmm, dare will probably end up with getting hurt sooo.'
"Truth please!"
Darkrai had fallen right into Deoxys trap. He knew he wouldn't pick dare.
"Darkrai my friend. Bad choice… Have you ever witness too legends have sex on accident? If so, please go into detail." Deoxys said sinisterly. Darkrai's jaw dropped.
'OH SHIT! NO, NO, NO, NO!" he thought.
Darkrai face started to burn red with embarrassment.
"OH! He is blushing! HE TOTALLY HAS!" Groudon roared in laughter to be joined by Zekrom.
"Um, well… th-th-there was t-th-this one time…." Darkrai muttered. Deoxys just grinned evilly. "Detail please. Who, Where and when?"
Darkrai hesitated and covered this face with his hands and said the name.
"k…. L" he said with the name to quiet to be heard.
"Speak up, you pansy!" Zekrom yelled.
"Ky..an…L..g"
"Can't hear yooooou!" Groudon pressured.
Darkrai snapped at that point. "FUCKING KYOGRE AND LUGIA!" he shouted, with plenty of rage. Celebi who was in the other room heard the outburst.
"Ugh. Perverts." She said and went back to texting Frank.
All the male legends were shocked, but all of them were interested, especially Rayquaza and Groudon due to Kyogre being their counterpart.
"Go on…" Deoxys asked, now interested.
Darkrai sighed. "So you know how I have this bad luck thing, were it ends up with me hurt or mentally scarred. It was around 4 or 5 years ago. Arceus decided to have that dumb Christmas party and Kyogre and Groudon were having a big argument!" Darkrai started.
"No surprises there…" Rayquaza said before sipping his drink.
"Anyways, it was bad. Groudon blamed her saying that she broke all the stuff in Meloetta studio, when it was him because he wanted to impress Ho-Oh with his 'rapping skills' and in the process broke everything! And no offence Groudon, you sounded like a dying Bidoof. Que you Rayquaza and jump to conclusions due to the expectations of the party. So Kyogre goes crying off towards the Hoenn ward."
Rayquaza gave Groudon a look saying, we'll talk about this later. Groudon just chuckled nervously.
"I was talking with Lugia and we saw the whole event so go decided to see if she was ok. In her room, she was crying her eyes out cursing both for Rayquaza and Groudon to drop dead and rot in the distortion world. We talked to her, tell her it will be alright. We had a few drinks. They got drunk, but not as bad as me. I went to her bathroom, to go puke and was there for at least an hour. They must have thought I was gone and decided that this was a party! 'Let's have some fun'. When a finish hearing the sound of myself throwing up, I finally hear them go all at it, saying dirty messages. I open the door slightly to find them having oral sex! And that was the day I lost my dignity" Darkrai finally concluded his long story.
Deoxys just started clapping.
The computer next victim was Ray.
Both Darkrai could ask, Ray had already made his mind up.
"Dare. Seeming no one else has yet."
"Uh okay. Skull your drink and take of a piece of clothing of your choice." Darkrai said.
Rayquaza did so and removed his shirt, as he had a singlet underneath it.
Groudon was selected next.
"Truth or dare".
"Uhhhhhhh, truth." Groudon decided. Like Deoxys, Rayquaza had a plan and it will help him keep Groudon under control as well…
"Groudon, if you had to choose out of any of the legends in the house, who would you pick for a crazy night out. Can be a boy if you're into that stuff." Rayquaza asked. Groudon went pale.
'Shit! He planned this! ARG! No, I can't let him of all people know I have feeling for Kyogre. Think of a plan. That's it! Act drunk as possible!" Groudon thought.
"Weeeelllll, Resh –Reshiram (hic) has a nice arse. (Hic) Then again… Uh, Arrceeuarse haaass big boobies, hehehaaha" Groudon said his best trying to acted drunk. It worked.
"Wow, Groudons tolerance level is pretty damn low, huh, wouldn't have expected that from someone like him. He didn't even drink 4!" Giratina spoke. "Fuck, I'm bored. I'm next and I pick truth!"
Groudon thought a little, "Have you eeever had (Hic) sex when you first met someone hehe."
"Uh, does raping females that enter the distortion world count?" Giratina admitted gaining some disturbed looks from the others.
"What? I was an angry Pokémon all those years ago. We've established this already!" he said backing up his story.
Zekrom was the only one that had yet to be selected, so it was automatically his turn.
"Truth or dare." Giratina asked.
"Drare pwelze" Zekrom said, with his English barely correct.
"Punch yourself in the gut 5 times." Giratina said to Zekrom. Zekrom, being under the influence of alcohol, did so without an argument. Zekrom was now holding his stomach in pain.
The males restarted and went back to Deoxys.
(Meanwhile with the girls upstairs.)
Arceus, Reshiram and Kyogre were all watching a movie in Arceus room. Latias would normally be here but she had a lot of catching up to do with her brother, Mew was already asleep in hers and Celebi's room and speaking of Celebi, she was busy texting that human, frink, fronk?
"Jack! I'm flying!" Rose said lifting her arms sideways as Jack places his lips on hers, with the sun glimmering off the ocean.
Reshiram was keeping a sin count.
"First off, she is not flying. She is merely standing up with the male protagonist assisting to holding her up!" Reshiram scowled. Arceus and Kyogre were getting rather frustrated at her for always interrupting the movie with her comments.
"Well, can a Golurk fly?" Arceus asked the former dragon of truths.
"Yeah."
"Exactly! Don't question it!"
As saying that, Celebi walked into the room, steering down at her phone. Arceus paused the film as she could see a troubled look on Celebi's face.
"What's up Celebi?" Arceus asked the former time-travel legend.
"Ugh. First off, the boys minus Latios, are making too much noise playing truth or dare drunk. Secondly, do you remember that Ekans that looked like a terrorist from about a week ago." Celebi asked blandly.
"Yeah, the one that always stood by the Murkrow all the time? Why?" Kyogre said aloud.
"Well, when they were here, I'm pretty sure he kept staring at my tits. Pedo much… and somehow, he got my cell number and started sending me pictures of hi-"
"Ew" the three girls said all at once, causing Celebi to slap her forehead in frustration.
"Let me finish! At first I thought it was dick pics as well. Turns out to be his tail…" Celebi muttered as she put her phone in her pocket. Celebi turned to see what was on TV. Titanic. She shuddered of the thought. She was easily the Tomboy of the house.
"Yeah… I think I'll go to bed now, at least try to with the circus downstairs. Night!" Celebi exclaimed as she slammed the door. The three girls decided to all sleep in Arceus room for the night, so that way they don't get drawn into any of the boys crap.
(Time skip, 3 hours. 12:40 AM)
The lower floor of the house were all for the boys now. The lati siblings had gone to bed about two hours ago. Latias went to hers and Rayquaza's room, while Latios is now staying in the spare room.
The lot down stairs were completely wreaked. There was a puke bucket next Darkrai as he looked fairly green, Zekrom was barely conscious, Groudon was now actually drunk and was doing stupid shit, Giratina and Rayquaza were intoxicated, they weren't as bad as the others but still bad and Deoxys surprisingly was still in control of himself.
"Turrhrg oar dairy?" Zekrom muttered barely.
"FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!" Groudon blurted out.
Darkrai was about to say something, but started to puke. Again.
"All rigghty! Whos ready 4 da nxt roundd?" Giratina said. The other all gave the thumbs up except Deoxys, who was bored.
'Sigh. This is boring. It was fun early when they actually said stuff that made sense but now they can't even tell the difference between a lettuce and cabbage… How can I make this fun?' Deoxys thought, as he tried to keep himself awake. An idea came across his mind and it should be fun as he grinned evilly.
"I spy with my little i." Rayquaza rambled on, until Deoxys interrupted him.
"After this next truth question, I'm going to bed. Now I'm asking you ALL this, even if your taken. If you had to go gay for another male legend, who would you go for?" Deoxys smiled. He could tell his plan was working as they looked all like they were giving some thought in to it.
Darkrai was the first to speak. "Terraaaaaaawr Terrakion. Cause him big and storng."
"I dunnnno. Kyurem maybe? He is 'cool' and has a 'cold' personality! HAHAHAHA" Rayquaza roared at his own joke, despite it was dry and nobody else was laughing.
Groudon was next. "I'll go for my buddie Rayie" he said, swinging his arm around Rayquaza's neck.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, uhh, uuuuh. Palkia. Cuz he gets no love." Giratina slurred, until he passed out. Darkrai had fallen asleep in the chair. Groudon went to go to the bathroom and Rayquaza wandered on upstairs. The only ones left (Awake and in the room) were Deoxys and Zekrom.
"So Zekrom? You had any thoughts on the question?" Deoxys inquired.
Zekrom just looked at Deoxys with a puzzled look.
"Um, I don't knw! Latios maybe? He pritty, nice clothes style, smrt" Zekrom said before passing out. Deoxys just smiled to himself as he got up and headed for his room and left the unconscious to nap in peace.
(The next morning).
None of the males were up. Some of them such as Groudon and Giratina had enough effort to drag there sorry asses to their rooms. As for Darkrai and Zekrom, there were both still at the table, in a deep sleep. Despite not participating last night, nobody could find Latios.
All the girls were up and eating breakfast. Celebi took the chance to draw on Darkrai's face while he was out cold. She drew dick next to his mouth. How mature of her.
Latias was worried sick about where her brother was.
"Arceus! What if Latios got kidnapped! Then what will we do!?" she whined to the former god.
"I dunno." Arceus replied back blandly.
"Or! Or! What if he got abducted by aliens!?"
"I dunno"
"Or! What if he got sent back to the distortion world!?"
"I dunno."
"Or! What if he-"
"Latias. I'm sure he is fine. We know he didn't participate last night in these moron's game. So he probably didn't just wander off." Reshiram said before taking a bite of toast.
Suddenly the door opened, with a certain former eon dragon walking through it.
"LATIOS!" Latias screamed, relieved he was fine. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
"Shh, shut up will yah? We don't want sleeping beauty over here to wake up!" Celebi hissed at Latias, as she wrote on Darkrai's forehead saying, 'I'm a loser'.
"Uh, I just went for a little morning run. Just checking out the neighbourhood." Latios panted, as he wiped the sweat off the front of his face. "It was weird though."
"What was weird?" his sister asked.
"I kept getting called blue haired pretty boy by a bunch of girls. Maybe 12 or 13 of them? And some old lady across the street, Karen I think she said her name was?" Latios thought out loud. He finally turned his head to the out cold Darkrai (Who was still getting abused by Celebi) and the out cold Zekrom. If it wasn't for him, he would most likely be still in the Distortion world.
(Latios mind)
Dusknoir lifted his arm in the arm as his fist became surrounded by electricity. Zekrom had to do something. He dashed towards Dusknoir and spear tackled him before the impact. The two crashed on to the ground as Latios managed to get off it.
"A human!? Die parasite!" Dusknoir yelled smashing Zekrom into a wall.
"Do you dare interfere with my plans, you bug!" Dusknoir screamed in fury. Within a few seconds, Dusknoir was hit by a stream of powerful Thunderbolts, till he was out cold.
"Human are you alright!" Latios rushed with care.
"(Cough) Yeah, I'm fine." Zekrom replied back and too Latios. It sounded so very familiar.
"Wa-Wait? Zekrom? Is that you!?" Latios shouted in shock.
"It's a long story".
He smiled at Zekrom and went to join the females at breakfast.
"So I say we leave the boys and go on a girl's day out, plus Latios if he wants?" Arceus suggested as all the females agreed. Latios spoke up.
"Eh, sure why not." Latios agreed to going, then an evil smirk emerged on his face, "But let's not leave our dear friends Zekrom and Darkrai like how they are!"
They tied the two up back to back, Latias and Kyogre placed girls make up on their face (Darkrai's was hard, due to Celebi's pictures), pulled down there pants to their underwear and set bear traps that Celebi somehow managed to obtain. They took multiple photos to bring back to the hall after this hell trip was over.
"Ok! Well, it's already 9:30AM. We should head out if we want to do all the things we want to do!" Arceus announced. They all left through the front door. Latios was the last out as he turned back to look at what he had done to Darkrai and Zekrom…
He just smiled and proceeded to catch up with the females.
The mall…
Latios looked up at the sign. Welcome to Albany shopping centre!
"Maybe coming wasn't such a great idea…" he muttered to himself, before eventually being dragged by Latias and the other girls.
"SPECTRE!" Arceus shouted.
"UGH, WHAT!? I JUST GOT BACK FROM SPORT AND I'M TIRED AND SORE AND-"
"Oh, quit moaning and give Latios one of those plastic card thingys now!" she demanded.
"YOU CAN SAY PLEASE YOU KNOW…"
Within a blink of an eye, a plastic card with $500 appeared in front of Latios, whom just grabbed in mid-air.
"I'VE EXPLAINED IT ONCE BUT I GUESS YOU WERE DEAD, SO I'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT AGAIN. RIGHT SO YOUR PIN WORK LIKE THIS, 0 AND THE YOUR RETROSPECTIVE POKEDEX NUMBER."
"Interesting…" Latios muttered as he intensely starred at the card.
"Come on! Let's go!" Latias yelled as she grabbed hold of her brother arm and pulled him turned the entrance of the mall.
The clothes shop.
"(Sigh) I don't know how you do it Rayquaza…" Latios moaned quietly, as Latias dragged him towards the girl's clothes section.
"Eh, I've got enough clothes. I'm go look at the hunting shop and see if there is anything of use to me." Celebi said turning her back and walking towards the exit. Arceus, Reshiram, Mew and Kyogre all looked at the psychopathic girl walk off to go find some sort of torture tool.
"Arceus… I don't know what you were thinking when you made Celebi's personality…" Kyogre scowled. Arceus just gave her a look of offence.
"Hey! It was Dialga that raised her as a motherly figure! If anything, it should be her fault." Arceus retaliated. She just sighed and made a gesture to follow her towards where Latios and Latias were.
Latios looked bored as Latias pilled a stack of clothes to try on.
A bunch of girls that looked in their early to mid-20s came walking past and they all caught the sight of Latios in their eyes.
"Oh, he is a hottie!" a brunette said.
"Wow. What I would do to get with him." A blonde said this time.
"He is probably taken. But if not…" a black haired women suggested.
The three ladies all walked up to Latios who was yet to take notice.
"Why hello there, Handsome." The blonde haired lady said. Latios only moved his eyes. He had a plan.
"Oh? Are you talking to me? Uh thanks." Latios said in embarrassment.
The blonde went to his left, the brunette went on right chair and the black haired lady just stood in front of him.
"My name is Maylene" the blonde said, "The black haired one is Jennifer and the brunette is Tania." Maylene introduced.
Latios gave a warm smile. "And what do I have the honour in being in the presence of three young, beautiful ladies? Hm?" Latios complimented calmly. The three of them blushed. However, Latios, he could tell they had all fallen for it.
"Well, we would to just know if you were busy any time soon." Tania asked.
Latios stood out of his chair and moved in to a thinking sort of pose. He had one hand under his chin and the other on the elbow of that arm to support it and merely closed his eyes.
"Hmm, not that I know of. But…" he said quietly before opening those pitch red eyes. "I think I might have some free time! How does Saturday sound?" he suggested.
"Deal! What's your number?" Jennifer asked, pulling her phone to type down the number.
"Uh, I don't have my phone of me right now, but its 021 786 3429." Latios announced.
The other female legends were walking there direction.
"Well, I'll see you Saturday then?" Latios said, sending off a seductive tone and backed up by a wink as the three girls all cheered about getting a hot guys phone.
Kyogre was the first to ask.
"What was that about?" she asked.
"Oh. They were trying to hit on me. So I ended giving them Groudons number. Poor girls." Latios admitted.
Kyogre just started laughing, "Hahaha! Oh my god! That is hilarious!".
After they had left the clothes shop. The girls (minus Celebi) went around doing lots of girly things. Getting there hair done, nails done, facial stuff etc. As for Latios, he just waited at each shop, reading whatever he could obtain, a book, a magazine or a brochure. He had Mew sitting next to him, playing with some toys
Latios was currently reading a brochure on a region called Australia.
"Hm, the outback… Eh." He moaned in boredom. At the point Celebi, with a large bag walked past.
"Uh? Celebi, what the hell is in there?" Latios asked in curiosity.
Celebi took notice and smirked evilly, "This? Oh, all this equipment will help on my quest to make the likes of Deoxys and Darkrai's lives hell! Say out of my way and you won't join them!"
Latios just rolled his eyes as he saw the rest of the female legends walk out, refreshed and pampered.
"Ah! That hits the spot!" Arceus said with joy. "At least today, I know I can leave knowing one of us isn't going to be arrested" Arceus said, referencing to the last time they were at this mall. "Alright! Let's go home now."
Latios stood up and intervened. "Wait! There is a few things I have to do first!"
The females realized Latios actually had done nothing but followed them around all day.
"Ok! Fine." Arceus said understanding.
"I'll meet up with you guys in a few hours!" Latios said before running off to who knows where.
(A few hours later)
All the girls were impatiently waiting for Latios.
"UGH! Where is he?!" Reshiram whined.
"Beats me" Kyogre replied back.
"SPECTRE!" Arceus yelled.
"INDOOR VOICE! JEEZ! WHAT!?"
"Where is Latios?" she asked.
"UH. COMING AROUND THE CORNER NOW…"
As soon as the author said that, Latios walked around the corner, with a bag.
"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!" Celebi roared in rage at Latios.
"Uh, shopping like I said I was." He replied. "I had to go to a few shops to find what I was looking for! I got a Phone in case of an emergence and a little something else."
"Which is?" Kyogre asked him.
"It's a surprise. Come on let's go!" Latios said walking off.
The group arrived back home and it was about 2:00PM. Before they opened the door, they could hear a shouting from inside the house.
"Come on man, please!" the first voice called out which was Darkrai.
"Untie us, Deoxys! God, it's not that hard!" the second voice said which was Zekrom.
The girls were all slightly scared to open the door and see what they would find. Latios however, had to see if the two was alright. The barged through the door to find Darkrai and Zekrom still tied up with Deoxys on the couch, with a bag of chips watching TV.
"Latios!" Zekrom said in joy, knowing someone he could trust was here.
Latios let out a sigh of relief. Sure it was his idea to tie them up, but after hearing the calls for help, he had to make sure they were ok. Deoxys took notice of Latios presence.
"Oh. Hello (munch) Latios. How are (munch) you?" Deoxys asked the former eon Pokémon, who had agitated look.
"Just fine! Why aren't you helping them?!" Latios raged, pointing at the direction of Darkrai and Zekrom. As he was doing this, the girls snuck inside. Darkrai got a glimpse of this.
"HEY! GET BACK HE-"Darkrai started before being shot in the head by a paintball. Celebi was holding a paintball gun, ready to press the trigger as she re-aimed at Darkrai with a devilish smile on her face.
Deoxys looked in confusion. "I dunno. There are kind of bear traps set in a ring around them and I kind of like not being crippled."
"Then throw something at them to set it off!" Latios yelled back. He grabbed a plastic bottle and threw it at one setting it off. He jumped over to the side which Darkrai was on.
"Ah! Latios, finally I've really been needing to use the bathr-"he started joyfully until he realized Latios completely ignored him and went straight to Zekrom. Latios quickly undid the knot that kept Zekrom restrained.
"There we go!" Latios announced as he stood up and offered his hand to Zekrom to help him up. Zekrom grabbed on as Latios pulled him off the ground.
"Thanks. You saved my ass then. I don't know long I could have lasted listening and watching the shopping channel nonstop." Zekrom thanked.
"I find it fascinating quite frankly." Deoxys admitted before eating some more chips.
"Haha! That's fine. Besides, I owe you a lot still." Latios spoke looking into Zekroms eyes.
"Uh, could someone untie me now please? I really have to take a shit." Darkrai admitted in embarrassment.
Some of the girls found things to set off the other traps with. Reshiram also participated, however, nobody noticed the sharp glare she was giving Latios.
'I'll find the truth Latios. Just you wait…'.
Author's note: What's poppin people. A few things here and a funny story. I see Dialga as a motherly (or fatherly) figure to Celebi as they both have time travel powers but it is clear Dialga is the older of the two. But that's just how I see it.
I set up a truth or dare generator to see what I could get, and I got this:
Rayquaza, act out a Pokemon of your choice. No shit, I got a Pokemon dare, ugh. Also fun fact, I didn't figure this out till after I posted Chapter 12: Brother, But I realized I made Giratina's top guards 3 essential characters from old Mystery dungeon games. Gardevoir, Gengar (red rescue) and Dusknoir (Time,dark and sky explorer). Fully on accident!
Now, to something more related. The next story of mine i'm planning and I want your guys thoughts: Here is the options I have so far:
Hoopa Film adaption in the same universe as this one, but with my twist.
Zygarde idea in the same universe as this one.
A direct sequel to this story, where the legends go through time with the choice of new legends.
My own Mystery dungeon story. It would be a cross over with Future diaries, a more brutal version of the hunger games. Except with Pokemon.
OR a fanfiction of an Omega ruby nuzlocke I did. I wanted to draw it, but I suck at drawing XD
So i'll set up a poll and see how this goes. I want to plan early. So as always, review, suggest or PM! Poke_Spectre Out!
Darkrai's injury of the Day!:
Getting shot in the head by a Paintball
Darkrai: And now I shat myself...