LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 14
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It was a cold, chilly Sunday morning. The streets were completely empty. The legends considered it a lazy day. Latias and Darkrai were baking some cookies in the kitchen, Giratina and Arceus were in Giratina's room doing god knows what! Rayquaza was having a rest in his room, Celebi was doing the only thing she used her phone for and that was texting Frank, Mew was playing with some toys. Groudon was on laptop, smiling very dirtily. Zekrom and Latios were playing a game last card, with Reshiram watching very closely, her focus heavily on Latios. Latios had won the last 9 games in a row.
"I play ace and change the suit to hearts. Last card!" Latios said with a chirp.
Zekrom flinched as he was about to lose again. Man, Latios must of practise a lot in the distortion world. Reshiram also reacted but did not show it on the outside.
"WHAT! He is lying! He must be. Come on Zekrom…" Reshiram thought to herself.
Zekrom scanned through what cards he did have and smiled.
He placed down a 5 of hearts and a joker to force Latios to pick up 10 cards. Latios however, just kept the same expression on his face. A stale smile.
"I think I just broke your streak of wins Latios!" Zekrom gloated, only to be interrupted by Latios laughing. "What so funny?" Zekrom questioned, now with a scared look.
"You silly! You're funny! You never let me play my turn!" Latios explained sending a look of shock on Zekroms face. Latios revealed his last card as a 3 of hearts. The block card. Latios wins. Again.
Zekrom sighed in defeat as Latios raised his hand towards Zekroms way for a handshake. Zekrom accepted it.
"His warmth… where have you been all my life!" Latios thought, as he shook Zekroms hand. Reshiram scowled at this action. She stood up and was about to go give Latios a piece of her mind till…
"YO, LEGENDS! I NEED ALL OF YOU IN THE MAIN LOUNGE ASAP! SOMEONE GO GRAB THE LOVEBIRDS IN GIRATINA'S ROOM AND SOMEONE WAKE UP RAYQUAZA! NOW!"
Reshiram cursed under her breath as the author interrupted her. Kyogre went to go grab Arceus and Giratina, whilst Latias went to get Rayquaza. Kyogre returned about 5 minutes later, with a rather disturbed look on her face with Arceus and Giratina in toll behind, the two with blushes on their faces. Latias also returned soon with Rayquaza slightly late due to him still waking up.
"WELL! NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL HERE, I'M EXCITED TOO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU LOT HAVE MADE IT ONE MONTH THROUGH THE CHALLENGE!"
"Meaning what?" Deoxys spoke up.
"I WAS GETTING TO THAT! I'VE DECIDED TO ORGANISE FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE A FEW FAMILIAR FACES…"
"Oh my name! Please don't tell me another cross-over!" Arceus moaned.
"UH, NO! THANKS TO THE POWER OF SCIENCE, WE HAVE A WAY TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE VIA A COMPUTER!"
"Soooo, in other words skype?" Darkrai asked.
"GOD DAMMIT! WHY DO ONE OF YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY THUNDER! UGH, YES SKYPE! IT WILL WORK LIKE THIS, IN CERTAIN PAIRS OR SINGULARLY, YOU'LL HAVE A 5 MINUTE PRIVATE CHAT THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR WITH A LEGEND OF MY CHOICE FROM THE HALL! FOR EXAMPLE, ZEKROM AND RESHIRAM SHALL BE TALKING TO KYUREM!"
The two former dragons went pale and stiffen up. The first time in a month they will be talking to their older brother. They gave each other quick glances, which nobody noticed except a certain former eon Pokémon.
"OH YEAH! YOU WONT FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO TILL YOU ENTER THE PROGRAM. ZEKROM AND RESHIRAM, PLEASE DON'T TRY TO KILL EACH WHILST YOU'RE IN THE SAME ROOM. YOU TWO ARE FIRST UP!"
The twins started heading towards the room which the author said to go to at a very slow pace. Zekrom opened the door to find a virtually blank room with only two chairs and a desk with a Computer on it. The two exchanged a nervous look to one another. The door slammed shut and a locking sound. They both sat down as the computer was loading.
"Ok, Reshiram! Just stay calm! And he won't go in to de-"Zekrom started only to be interrupted by his lover.
"Ze-Zekrom. What if h-he does what he did in the dre-dream…?" Reshiram said in a soft tone. "What if he tells everyone about us!" she raised her voice. Zekrom too was scared on what Kyurem could do to ruin their lives.
The computer made a sound and on the screen was the cold gaze of Kyurem. Zekrom and Reshiram just stared into those broken yellow eyes of his. He didn't move, nor smile as he never does. He made a small grunt sound.
"You two look more ridicules than I thought." He muttered to his siblings as he commented on the twos human forms.
"Uh, h-hey Kyurem? Ho-how you been?" Zekrom asked his older brother.
"Oh? You're asking about my life? Fantastic since you idiots left! I don't have to play babysitter anymore!" Kyurem chirped. "Now to the matter at hand…" he muttered ominously. The two dragons faces became red as they already knew what he was about to say.
"You two want to guess on what I'm about to ask?" he asked.
"I-is it ab-about us being in a… relationship?" Reshiram asked nervously.
"Oh no! I was about to ask you on how to grow a garden full of beautiful flowers and fresh berries!" Kyurem replied. The two dragons were confused.
"Really? Wow I didn't know you were in to that st-"Zekrom started till…
"OF COURSE I'M ASKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!" Kyurem yelled from the screen. "So? Your secret slip yet?" he said in a calm tone. What a mood swing.
"Uh no… we have behaved actually." They both said in sync. Kyurem just snorted.
"Huh, I gave you two weeks before someone found out." he said. Suddenly an idea popped into Reshirams head.
"Kyurem! Are you sure you haven't said anything?" Reshiram asked in a demanding voice. The two males were caught off guard by Reshirams outburst.
"No. I have not! If I had off, what's the bet Arceus would dump one of you into the distortion world" Kyurem mocked. But a look of curiosity hit his face. "Why do you ask?"
Zekrom finally hooked on.
"Reshiram received a tape claiming that someone else knows about our secret! Except the voice is too distorted to figure out who!" Zekrom spoke. Kyurem remained silent.
"We have 40 seconds left! THINK!" Zekrom yelled at his brother.
….
….
"Please… Kyurem." Reshiram whimpered at her older brother. "Older brothers are meant to be there for their younger siblings! Please say something!" she pleaded.
Zekrom had an idea.
"I have a photograph of Ohvenguard, our father!" Zekrom yelled, breaking Kyurem out of his trance.
"…You what?" he merely said.
"A photo. Of Father. The one that sacrificed himself to create us!" Zekrom yelled.
A determined look emerged on Kyurems face.
"Send the message and the photo via the Author and I'll get Mewtwo or Genesect or some smartarse to decode it and identify the voice! Just get me that photo!" Kyurem shouted. The screen went blank.
"TIMES UP! NEXT IN IS DARKRAI!"
The two former dragons exited as Darkrai entered, petrified. He had a firm idea on who he would probably be talking to.
"DARKRAI YOUR SKYPE TALK WILL BE WITH CRESSELIA!"
A large pooping sound could be heard from Darkrai's direction. The doors locked as the stench was trapped inside with him.
"What's worse? Talking to Cresselia or dying via my own stench." He muttered to himself. Let's just say Darkrai may have got her island, Fullmoon Island quarantined. Darkrai shuddered at what he did to ruin his and Cresselia's friendship. At some points, he saw her as more than a friend and thought the feelings were mutual, until he saw her with HIM! In anger at the memory, Darkrai punched the wall leaving a graze or two on his knuckles. The computer started to beep to signal it was time. The screen went from blank to Cresselia's beautiful face.
"H-hi, Cr-Cresselia. Ho-how you be-been?" Darkrai asked nervously.
"You do realize I'm only talking to you because I'm being forced!" Cresselia replied hostilely.
"I was just asking how you were! OK! God!" Darkrai reacted hastily. Cresselia grunted. "You're still mad aren't you?" he asked to turn her face into a shade of anger.
"YES I'M STILL MAD DARKRAI! THANKS FOR TAKING NOTICE!" she screamed from the other side.
"I said I was sorry! I was in a bad mood! What else do you want from me?!" Darkrai retaliated in a rare hostile mood, swing his arms in protest.
"MY ISLAND BACK!" she demanded.
He knew this was going nowhere, he had to change the subject and fast.
"Soooo, how is…" Darkrai started to speak before hesitating, turning his head to hide his blush. But he had to ask. "How is Raikou?"
"Fine! Absolutely fine! Gosh, he is always there for me! He is there to hear my problems, when I need comfort, aid me in battle! You know? Kind of like a counterpart, but mine is a lazy, scared piece of shit that is meant to be the embodiment of Nightmares!"
"HEY! That last bit was uncalled for!" Darkrai yelled.
"WHY!? Why did you dump nuclear waste on my island?!" Cresselia pleaded to know the answer. Darkrai could not give the total truth as it would make the situation worst. He let out a sigh.
"Because a few days before hand, I was about to ask the girl of my dreams out and I was too late. I was filled with anger. Rare huh? I would have trashed my island but I couldn't wait. I saw Hoopa along the way and got him to TP some nuclear waste tins in. I'm sorry!" Darkrai confessed as he disconnected the call before she could say something.
"DARKRAI? YOU STILL HAVE 2 MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS LEFT? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Darkrai shrugged his shoulders, "It was a boring conversation." He merely said, proceeding to walk out of the room.
Giratina and Arceus passed Darkrai, who looked in a rather pissed off mood.
"What's up with him?" Giratina asked the author
"I DUNNO. YOU TWO ARE TALKING TO DIALGA AND PALKIA."
"Shit…" the two moaned.
Arceus was first to enter the room and as could already hear and see the two bickering on the screen.
"PALKIA! Move your fat head out of the way!" Dialga screamed at her brother whom just growled at her.
"HEY! I take that to offence! You're the larger one out of the trio!" Palkia countered which earned him a dragon pulse to the chest!
"OH NO! YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT A LADY BY HER SIZE!" Dialga screamed in rage.
"WOULD YOU TWO FOCUS FOR ONCE?!" Arceus yelled, catching Dialga and the stunned Palkia's attention.
"Shit, its mum and Giratina?" Palkia muttered as he held on to his stomach from where Dialga shot him. Dialga inspected the two. A good 3 billion years ago, the two hated each other's guts out. Now, you could barely separate them. Dialga figured it out and give her mother and Giratina a warm smile. However Palkia, being the dumbass he is.
"I thought you hated each other?" he asked stupidly.
"Arceus?" Giratina asked the former god.
"Yes dear?" she replied back. Palkia still hadn't caught on yet.
"Why did you give Palkia an extra chromosome?" he asked. She just shrugged her shoulders as she placed her hand on his and rested her head on Giratina's shoulder. Palkia still looked blank and still hadn't caught on.
"Weird how you two aren't killing each other…" he said, irritating Arceus and his sister.
"Oh for fucks sake…" Arceus mumbled as she placed her lips on Giratina's. Dialga smiled as her mother had finally found someone. Palkia stopped talking and took a few seconds to proceed what happened. Arceus broke off leaving Giratina red faced.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. BING!
"OH SHIT! NO! NO WAY! MUM SLEEPING WITH GIRATINA! HOLY SHIT!? WAIT UNTIL THE OTHERS HEAR THIS!" Palkia roared as he flew out of the room to go tell other people.
"I thought you said the rooms were locked up!?" Giratina yelled.
"YOUR SIDE IS. NOT THERE'S."
"Ugh. Dialga, I give you permission to roar of time Palkia." Arceus moaned at her son's stupidity.
"With pleasure!" Dialga said sadistically, showing off a grin. The screen went blank as Giratina and Arceus exited.
"RIGHT! ALL THE WEATHER TRIO IS HERE, CELEBI AND DEOXYS HAS NO FRIENDS AND LATIAS IS FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. SO THAT LEAVES MEW AND LATIOS. MEW IS FIRST!"
Mew zoomed into the room and waited patiently for the screen. Oh! And patient in Mew terms is like 5 seconds.
"Is it ready yet?" Mew asked.
"NO."
"How about now?" she asked once more.
"NO!"
"What about now?" she asked playfully.
"NO! GOD!"
Mew frowned before replying.
"Is it ready yet?" Mew Said with a smile.
"FOR GODSAKES! NO!"
As soon as the author said that, the screen went from blank to an angered Mewtwo face.
"Oh Arceus no! Why Mew?!" Mewtwo moaned.
"CUZ REALLY SHE IS YOUR MOTHER."
"Wha-!? NO! I'm a child of science, not this monstrosity!" Mewtwo yelled referencing to Mew, who was playing with her hair.
"HI TWO!" Mew yelled.
"Shit…" the cloned Pokémon swore.
"HOW YOU BEEN?" Mew continued to yell.
"Wonderful actually. The amount of headaches I get daily decreased by 100 percent because you're not there to give me any!" Mewtwo spat. Mew just giggled.
"You're funny Two!" she giggled at her clone, who was getting rather agitated.
"Stop calling me that!" he yelled.
"But it's your name?" she said innocently.
"NO! That's a pet's name and I'm no pet! Its subject 40, test 7.0, Non-shiny Mewtwo! Or Mewtwo for short…" he rambled on information that was too much for Mew's little brain.
"Whut?"
"Oh for fucks sake. It's simple!" He swore. Mew frowned at him.
"Fine then, Mr. Smarty pants! There are 3 houses! A green house, a blue house and a white house! The green man lives in the green house, the blue man lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house?" Mew countered Mewtwo.
"I mustn't fall to her standards! But a puzzle that she came up with? Pfft. Piss easy!" Mewtwo thought. For a good minute, he didn't talk nor move, He just thoughts until.
"The logical answer must be the white man in the white house!" he said determinedly. Mew giggled.
"Nope! The president of Kanto lives in the white house!" she continued to laugh. Mewtwo's eye just twitch as the screen went blank.
"Bye Two!" Mew waved at the blank screen despite Mewtwo's face was now gone. Latios walked in and greeted Mew as she was leaving. He just sat down in the chair.
"Save the best for last?" Latios chanted to no one.
"YEAH. I CAME INTO SOME UH… COMPLICATIONS."
"Explain."
"WELL… YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS AND LATIAS IS ON THIS TRIP SOOO I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO MAKE YOUR CHAT WITH UNTIL I CAME UP WITH A GRAND IDEA!"
"Which is what?" Latios asked with caution.
"I MADE YOUR PRIVATE CHAT WITH ALL THE GIRLS THAT AREN'T IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT ARE CURRENTLY IN HALL. BYE!"
"Wait!? WHAT!?" Latios screamed, before he saw the screen go to a room full of female legends. Most of them in tears at the sight of Latios.
"Uh… Hi?" Latios stuttered. Most of them squealed at hearing his voice.
"La(sniff)tios? I-is that you?" Virizion muttered.
"Oh my god… You're as handsome in a human form as you were in a Pokémon form" Ho-Oh cried.
"Have my BABIES!" Moltres yelled at from the back of the female crowd.
"ARG! What I would do to be on this trip right now, had I know you would be there!" Azelf cried.
"Ok, this is getting weird. (Sigh) I just wanted to play cards with Zekrom!" Latios thought. He was going to regret this when they go back to the hall. He turned off the screen with still about 4 minutes left in his turn.
"WHAT!? DID YOU JUST HANG UP ON A ROOM FULL OF BEAUTIFUL LEGENDS!? BEGGING TO BE WITH YOU!?"
Latios scratch his head, "I guess none of them are my type." He spoke as the doors unlocked.
Latios walked out the room and was about to proceed to go to the lounge. However, he was quickly grabbed by the collar and thrashed up and against the wall. After the thrashing had ended, Latios had identified the person that assaulted him. Reshiram.
"Hello to you too Reshiram." he muttered, deciding to be a smartass. Reshiram just growled.
"Stay. Away. From. Zekrom! And nobody gets hurt!" she threatened. Reshiram had yet to realise what she had said.
"Oh dear Reshiram. Why do you care about Zekrom? I thought you hated each him? Hmm?" Latios asked, trying to play a mind trick. Reshiram face went pale at what he had said.
"I did see you two giving quick glances when the author was announcing the activity for today. Either it was my imagination or –"Latios started only to be thrown to the ground by Reshiram as she stormed off in a dash. He picked himself up and continued his sentence to no one but himself.
"Or you two have a little secret that no one knows." He finished as he proceed towards the lounge.
Authors note: Sorry about this being late. I just haven't found time this week, It's a little lazy and i'm not happy with it but Eh.
Latios is now on to Reshiram and Zekroms secret, I wonder how that will turn out...
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