LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 15
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon :(
Many of the legends had done activities in and outside of the house over the last 4 days. Rayquaza and Latias went to see a movie, all the males went bowling, Arceus and Giratina went out for dinner, Celebi went to a party that Frank had hosted, Mew ate lots of candy and Darkrai finally got a chance to continue his Nuzlocke.
But then there was Reshiram.
For the last 4 days, she had trapped herself inside her room. She had made appearances every so often out of her room for food, water and other needs. But upon realising her mistake, she has possible put her and Zekroms secret on the line.
Her accuse was that she was very sick.
She just stared at the wall as the memory played on repeat once again.
(Flashback: 4 days ago)
Latios walked out the room and was about to proceed to go to the lounge. However, he was quickly grabbed by the collar and thrashed up and against the wall. After the thrashing had ended, Latios had identified the person that assaulted him. Reshiram.
"Hello to you too Reshiram." he muttered, deciding to be a smartass. Reshiram just growled.
"Stay. Away. From. Zekrom! And nobody gets hurt!" she threatened. Reshiram had yet to realise what she had said.
"Oh dear Reshiram. Why do you care about Zekrom? I thought you hated each him? Hmm?" Latios asked, trying to play a mind trick. Reshiram face went pale at what he had said.
"I did see you two giving quick glances when the author was announcing the activity for today. Either it was my imagination or –"Latios started only to be thrown to the ground by Reshiram as she stormed off in a dash. He picked himself up and continued his sentence to no one but himself.
"Or you two have a little secret that no one knows." He finished as he proceed towards the lounge.
(Flashback over)
"Stupid… big… mouth!" she screamed referencing to herself. She just through her head into her pillow and muttered into it till she eventually had to roll over.
"Sigh, Where is Dialga when I need her?" she grizzled to herself. "You're just being paranoid Reshiram! Yeah that's it! Latios wouldn't tell anyone… would he?"
"Reshiram?" a voice called out on the other side of the door. This caught Reshiram off guard as she turned towards the door. The voice belonged to Latias. "Can we come in please? We need to talk!" she asked. Reshiram just went pale.
"Coug-Cough, Co-come in…" she faked being sick. Latias opened the door with Kyogre behind her.
"Uh, Hi Reshiram?" Kyogre muttered, hiding behind Latias, not want to get sick.
"Reshiram, the author needs you for the next challenge." Latias told the former Pokémon of truths.
"Why didn't he come and get me?" Reshiram asked.
"He is being a pussy and didn't want to risk getting sick." Kyogre answered, making Reshiram sweat drop.
Reshiram just sighed and got off the bed. "Let's go."
Kyogre and Latias walked down the stairs first with Reshiram following from behind. Staying at a distance though, she peeked her head to scan the room. Everything seems normal. Deoxys being obnoxious, Celebi plotting to kill the twat, Mew doing god knows what, Zekrom was talking with Groudon. Good! But Latios was nowhere to be seen.
"Where is the prick…?" Reshiram muttered to herself.
"OH! Reshiram? What are you doing?" a voice called from behind Reshiram, startling her. With the shock, she fell down all the stairs until she eventually fell face first on to the ground floor. Reshiram just cursed and grunted as she looked up to recognize the person.
Latios.
The crowd of human legendaries just watched as everyone was stunned to see Reshiram for the first time in 4 days.
"Ur-URG! Fu-fuck you! Why did you do that?!" Reshiram yelled, picking herself off the ground. She continued to growl as she turned her head to the crowd. "Yeah! Don't come all at once to help me up!"
"Uh? Hi Reshiram?" Arceus attempted to make conversation. Reshiram just pushed passed her and jumped onto the couch.
"Well. That was awkward…" Rayquaza muttered. Latios walked down the steps and stood next to his sister.
"INDEED…WELCOME BACK I GUESS RESHIRAM?"
Reshiram just grunted in response.
"MORNING TO YOU TOO, OK THEN! TODAY IS CHALLENGE DAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?"
"Candy!?" Mew blurted out.
"Torture weapons!?" Celebi followed up.
"Prostitutes?" Groudon yelled, gaining a few looks.
"WHA-NO! NOHAIL IS BACK!"
"Shit…" Giratina cursed.
"Lovely to see you too Satan!" Nohail countered. "Now hands up if you have ever had a mortal enemy?" he asked.
Everyone but Mew and Latias put their hands up.
"Well… thank you for being honest… Keep your hand up if your enemy is in this room?"
Giratina, Deoxys, Latios and Darkrai put their hands down, leaving Celebi, the weather trio, Arceus and the twins.
"Interesting hehe" Nohail chuckled.
"I do not like where this is going…" Kyogre moaned.
"TODAY IS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP OR ENEMYSHIP I GUESS! I HAVE PAIRED YOU UP WITH ANOTHER LEGEND IN THE HOUSE, SOME OF YOU MAY BE WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE AND SOME MIGHT BE WITH THE MON THEY HATE THE MOST IN THE WORLD! HERE ARE THE PAIRS!"
"ARCEUS AND MEW!"
Arceus eye just twitched as she could see just in her vision Mew running towards her!
"DEOXYS AND CELEBI!"
Celebi wicked smile grew as she got to spend some 'Quality' time with Deoxys, who just didn't seem fazed by the situation.
"NEXT IS GROUDON AND KYOGRE. WHAT A SURPRISE…"
The two enemies shot daggers at each other.
"LATIOS AND ER…RESHIRAM?
Reshiram eyes jumped open. NO! She should be with Zekrom!? Reshiram quickly shot a glance to Zekrom, whom kept a straight face. Latios, on the other hand, was kind of surprised himself.
"WEIRD. WELL THAT IS THE LAST OF THE ENEMY PAIRS. NOW FOR THE FRIENDS! DARKRAI AND GIRATINA. WHICH THEN LEAVES JUST RAYQUAZA AND ZEKROM!"
"What about me?" Latias asked the author.
"LATIAS. YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE AND HAVE NO ENEMIES. SO YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT. NOW, WITH YOUR PARTNER, YOU MUST SURVIVE 30 MINUTES IN THE SAME ROOM WITHOUT KILLING THE OTHER! ANY QUESTIONS?"
All the legends minus Latias put their hands up in the air.
"NOBODY? EXCELLENT! ARCEUS AND MEW, YOU TWO ARE FIRST!"
Within saying that, Arceus and Mew were both teleported to a white room with only two seats, no door and a viewing window which Nohail was sitting out and likely the author was listening in.
Arceus quickly scanned the room before letting out a loud sigh.
"Sigh, kill me now…" she moaned.
"ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY! ARCY!" Mew chanted.
"WHAT!" Arceus screamed at the former cat foetus.
"Hi!" was all Mew said.
Arceus was tempted to snap at the young girl. But that would not work as the two are trapped together for the 30 minutes. She needed to make conversation.
"So… MEW. What do you like about the trip so far?" Arceus asked. Mew transformed into a thinking pose.
"Hmmmmm. CANDY!"
"But you can get that in the pokemon world! Something new!" Arceus told the little girl.
Mew returned to her thinking pose.
"CANDY!"
"Oh for fucks sake…" Arceus cursed causing Mew to gasp!
"GASP! Arcy you said a naughty word! Take that back now!" Mew scowled at the older legend.
That was it for Arceus.
"And why should I?" she raised her voice at Mew.
"Beeecause your being a bad influence on me!" Mew replied.
"BAD INFLUENCE!? NO! MEWTWO SWEARS AT YOU EVERY DAY! YOU SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM AS CELEBI! IN THE SAME HOUSE AS GROUDON AND RESHIRAM WAS SWEARING BEFORE AND YOU CALL ME A BAD INFLUENECE?!" Arceus roared at Mew.
"So what you're saying is… I can swear if I want?" Mew asked.
"I don't give a shit!" Arceus yelled, before realizing her mistake.
"Shit!" Mew yelled waving her arms in the air.
"Wai-WAIT! Mew I didn't mean it!" Arceus tried to stop the little girl.
"Fuck you Arceus! Go kill yourself with a fucking rusty spoon, so I can go shit and crap on your grave, you stupid whore!" Mew yelled playfully. She ranted on for the next 12 minutes.
Arceus eye twitched.
"WOW. JUST WOW…"
Within a flash of light Arceus and Mew were replaced by Deoxys and Celebi!
"BEGIN!"
Celebi flashed her fangs at Deoxys. Finally, some one on one time with the bastard with nobody to stop her ripping his guts out!
"Hello Deoxys…" she said ominously towards Deoxys direction, whom on the other hand looked bored.
"Sup."
"HAHAHA! There is nothing here or nobody here to stop me from ending you once and for all!" Celebi yelled out, but still failing to get Deoxys to notice her.
"That son of a bitch!" Celebi thought.
"Die!" Celebi yelled, rushing towards Deoxys with her hand clenched into a fist. Deoxys made little eye contact with the girl.
When Celebi came within a 5 meter radius of him, Deoxys turned his head swiftly, stood up and grabbed Celebi's in coming fist.
"Shit." Was all she said before Deoxys flung her at the wall, causing her to faint due to the impact.
"Well, that was anticlimactic" Deoxys said to himself.
"YEAH. WELL, SEEMING SHE IS OUT COLD AND YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE DO, I'LL END YOUR GO NOW!"
Deoxys and the out cold Celebi disappeared out of the room. Cue Groudon and Kyogre.
Kyogre moved to one side of the room as fast as possible causing Groudon to question what she was doing.
"Uh, I know we may be mortal enemies and all, but what the hell are you doing?" Groudon asked.
"Here is the deal assbreath! I'll stay on one side of the room and you stay on the other! Deal?" Kyogre offered.
Groudon was about to reply and say yes so he can get in her good books. However she interrupted before he could say something.
"Good! We are on agreement then!" Kyogre declared. Groudon was dumbfounded.
"Hey! I didn't agree on anything yet!" Groudon retaliated. "You know what! I know what you're trying to do!"
"What are you talking about lizard!" Kyogre said out loud.
"You're just trying to work me up so I react to whatever dumb shit you have planned!" Groudon yelled.
"WHAT! NO! I want to keep distance so we don't enter combat!" Kyogre shouted.
"HA! Bullshit!" Groudon roared as he cracked his knuckles.
"I'm. Telling. The. TRUTH!" Kyogre shouted
"Whatever! You know what? Despite your current slim human poseur, I still see you as the fat fish you truly are!" Groudon taunted.
"Take that back!" Kyogre hissed at the male.
"MAKE ME!" Groudon said.
"GRR! Come and fight then! Or are you afraid to lose?" Kyogre taunted. Due to Groudon loving his pride, he would not back down.
"YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL!" Groudon roared charging towards Kyogre, as she started to run towards him.
Meanwhile in the viewing room…
"Why not spice this up a little?" Nohail suggested.
"GO AHEAD."
As soon as the two enemies got into a certain radius of each other, the floor suddenly turned into ice.
"NICE."
Groudon struggled to run on the ice, as did Kyogre.
"Ugh. Where are my fire type move when I need them…" Groudon thought. Bad mistake on his part. Due to the lack focus, Groudon finally feel victim to the ice and went and crashed straight into Kyogre as she landed on top of him on the floor, as he smashed his head on the ground whilst she wracked her head on his chest.
"Ah, fuck my… head." Groudon moaned yet to realize what his hand was doing. Kyogre also cursed.
"Shit… why is your chest so god damn hard!" Kyogre whaled. She then felt a weird feeling. It was good feeling but odd at the same time. She felt like her entire body had stiffed up. Groudon noticed her face had gone red and due to her being on top of him, he felt her body get hotter and hotter.
Groudon finally noticed what had happened. His hand was on her right breast. Groudon had no idea what to say or do. Kyogre finally realized what had occurred and her face became even redder.
"Uh… um, Ky-Kyogre. Thi-this was uh, accident! I uh swea-" Groudon started to explain before being interrupted by a really loud slap. The slap was so loud, it could be heard from the lounge room.
"You guys hear that?" Zekrom asked.
"It sounded like Groudon and Kyogre are having a good conversation." Rayquaza said sarcastically, as they could hear Kyogre swearing her head off faintly.
Hell the slap was so loud, it even made The Author and Nohail cringe, two of the most sadistic and cruel people you'll meet.
"Well… that wasn't what I predicted." Nohail muttered stunned.
"UH, I THINK WE SHOULD PULL THEM OUT…"
Saying that, Kyogre and Groudon (Now with a large, glowing red hand print on his face) were teleported out of the room and replaced with Darkrai and Giratina.
"So stick to the plan Darkrai" Giratina said nodding to the former nightmare Pokémon. Darkrai pulled out his 3DS as Giratina pulled out a book.
"WHAT!? HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"You never said anything about bring items in?" Darkrai said to the author.
"... TOUCHE."
Darkrai sat down on the chair before jumping off it and screaming in pain. Looking down at it, he saw it was covered in splinters.
SO, boring old Giratina and boring old Darkrai just read a book and played a video game for the next 30 minutes. Rayquaza and Zekrom were equally boring, they just played charades.
"LAST BUT NOT LEASE! RESHIRAM AND LATIOS! THIS SHOULD BE GOOD…"
The two former dragons were teleported into the white room. Reshiram stared angrily at Latios, who just stood with a calm look.
"Why?" was all Reshiram said.
This intrigued Latios, "Why what?"
"WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ZEKROM!?" She screamed at him, who just laughed.
"Hahaha, I think the word 'obsessed' is a bit extreme, don't yah think?" he joked, causing Reshiram to growl.
"You're insane!" Reshiram spat.
"Takes an insane person to know one!" Latios verbally thought back.
"What happened to you Latios!? Before your death, you used to be so nice to everyone, including me! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Reshiram yelled with tears in her eyes, knowing she was losing this battle of words.
Latios just let rip a laugh only a psychopath would use.
"Ha…Haa…Haha…Hahahaha….HAHAHAHA! You know what? Giratina said something to me in the distortion world? He said a lot can change in 13 years! Huh, I guess I never reflected back on his words. I should be thanking him." Latios admitted.
Reshiram picked up the chair and threw it at the Latios, who dodge by rolling across the ground, as the chair smashed in to pieces when hitting the wall. Latios looked back at the destruction.
"Huh. Nice try. But not…" Latios said, before dashing forwards towards Reshiram. Reshiram felt her body go into a paralysed state as he stopped in front of her and place his hand under her chin before continuing his sentence. "…good enough."
Meanwhile in the viewing room.
"Do you think we should intervene?" Nohail suggested.
"NAH! THIS IS GETTING JUICY! (Munch) (Munch), WANT SOME POPCORN?"
Nohail shrugged his shoulders as a bowl of popcorn appeared on his lap.
Latios red eyes stared into Reshiram.
"Now Reshiram… tell your dear friend Latios all about your secret involving dear Zekrom?" Latios said softly. Reshiram started to tremble as her legs failed on her as she collapse to the ground.
"Please… (Sniff) stop…" Reshiram pleaded, as Latios gave a warm smile.
"Ok then, but tell me one thing first… are you and Zekrom hiding something?" Latios asked calmly. Reshiram knew he would figure it out eventually.
"…Yes, we are…"
Latios smile turned from calm to a wicked, sadistic one.
"Just as I thought… don't worry. I won't tell anyone, I don't want dear Zekrom to be hurt if anyone else knows!" Latios told the former dragon of truths, giving her little hope.
"Why Zekrom…" Reshiram asked, gaining Latios attention once more.
"Why Zekrom you ask? He is big, strong, smart, funny, handsome! What he did for me in the distortion world is the reason why I'm here right now! I'll give my life to make sure he is safe! Even if it means eliminating anything that dares to hurt him! That includes you…" Latios whisper into Reshirams ear.
"TIMES UP! WOW THAT WAS INTERESTING!"
"Nice timing Poke Spectre…" Reshiram thought thankfully.
Latios and Reshiram found themselves in the main room. Reshiram shook off her paralysed state as she saw Latios go to make conversation with his sister and Zekrom. Groudon had a large clump of ice attached to his face. Mew was chanting some swear words. Normality had officially crashed and burned down in this household. Reshiram sighed as she went over to go to talk to Kyogre and Arceus.
Authors Note: WOO HOO! I'm not dead yet. I've just been busy and now school is over (in New Zealand) and it's school holidays, I think I should get at least 5 or 6 chapters up in 2 weeks. A few asked when I was going to update and I got a PM asking are you hiatus? NO! I struggled with the ending of this chapter, but in my opinion, I think in my eyes, its my most favorite bit so far.
A FEW MAJOR THINGS
NEXT CHAPTER IS A Q AND A . I Would not like to make questions up unless I have too! You can ask as many as you like to a single character, multiple or the whole lot. Just PM to me or in a review. Be creative!
ZYGARDE HYPE! During the weeks I have been dead, Pokemon was virtually confirmed the third Kalos game with the New Zygarde forms and with the Anime going to be re named XY and Z! I personally LOVE Zygarde's new Form. I didn't (I don't think anyone did) expect a Dog version and I fell in love with Zygarde Perfect form. So I now have decided to make a Zygarde story once this one is over and then a squeal to this one!
So as always, Review, Suggest or PM! Poke_Spectre out!
Darkrai's injury of the day!:
Splinters in the ass (Ouch)