Author's suggestion: Play 'Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' while reading.

Naomi woke up in a dark, gloomy classroom. She did not really care though, since she was actually a power ranger trainee. She walked around for a bit, vandalizing the tables and chairs with a laser in her pocket (it was included in her subscription to the power ranger training program). After some time, she found Seiko, woke her up, and together, they vandalized the classroom.

"This is fun," Seiko whispered. "Just like drawing on your ass."

Suddenly, a little girl riding a gorilla jumped up from a hole in the floor.

"My name is Sachiko, bitches!" The girl screamed and choked on some gorilla hair. The girls stepped back and gasped. Epic music plays in the background.

"This is awesome!" Seiko sighed.

"No!" Naomi glared at Seiko. "This is time for... GO GO POWER RANGERS! MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!~~" A guy in a green costume walked up and shone white light on Naomi as she put on her yellow power ranger costume. Another guy in green costume switched on an iPod and started playing the power rangers theme song.

"I'm gonna bring justice to this world! Starting with you and that gorilla!" Naomi roared. Roar by Katy Perry plays in the background.

"What the- Dude, you new to this?" Naomi turned to the green guy handling the iPod. He nodded. "You don't play other songs. Stick to Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers."

Power ranger song resumes.

"Fuc- Right, I'm gonna kick your asses!" Naomi screeched like a dying horse.

"Nah you don't!" Sachiko screamed and smacked the gorilla on its ass.

"Ooh, that's sexy," Seiko whispered.

"Shush, pervert. This is a battle between the evil and the good," Naomi scowled. She raised her head and glared at Sachiko. "You going down, kid."

With a mighty yelp, Naomi pulled out her yellow saber made out of her enemies' teeth. Sachiko pulled out a gorilla-hair made knife out from her throat in response.

"YAAAAAAARRGGH!" Both of them shouted in unison.

Naomi somersaulted up and landed on the gorilla's nose. She swung her saber around, sending discs of yellow all around her. Sachiko blocked them with her knife, but the gorilla farted and Sachiko barfed. The yellow discs cut her stomach.

"Ugh, you shit!" Sachiko hissed. She started to spin at 50 miles per hour on the same spot and turned into a bucket of popcorn.

"Oh crap!" Naomi cried.

Popcorn started raining everywhere. Naomi jumped round and round, dodging every single piece of popcorn. A stray popcorn flew into Seiko's mouth and she turned into a chocolate bar.

"NO SEIKO! RAAAAAAARGH!" Naomi started raging. She bit off the right arm of the gorilla and spat it into the bucket of popcorn. The bucket exploded and tiny gorilla-arm shaped chocolates were sent flying in every direction. A piece hit Chocolate Seiko and she turned into a pink water bottle with a mouth.

"Lol," said Seiko.

The gorilla-arm chocolates gathered together and formed a gigantic Sachiko.

"Ahahahaha!"Sachiko chuckled, her face stuck on the roof of the school. "Ahh... fuck."

"Little children shouldn't cuss!" Naomi hollered and plucked off her mask, revealing more gum in her nose. The water bottle jumped up and snatched a piece of gum.

Instantly, the bottle grew back into Seiko. "Shall we?" she asked. Naomi nodded. Naomi reattached her nose. They pressed their nose tips together.

"Perverted-Saurus!" They shouted.

Hundreds of people in green costumes walked up and pointed their torches at the two of them. Their noses glowed, and the two girls turned into two gigantic perverted old man with their heads stuck on the roof just like Sachiko. The gorilla farted once again and Sachiko shrank back to her normal form. Seiko looked down to see what had happened but ended up stepping on the gorilla and Sachiko.

"Oops."