"Yo old man Stan! Just what are we looking for again?" Stan sighed and pinched his nose, Pacifica had been a great partner so far, especially when it came to catching the real Gobblewonker they had come in contact with while trying to fish.
It had all started with a lot of complaining and whining from the girl, she didn't want to be around such filthy creatures as fish especially not when they were still alive!
She didn't want to spend hours out there with no reception on her phone!
But Stan dragged her out there anyway and the two sat there "happily" with no one bothering them, it was just 'family time' as Stan called it.
As an hour passed nothing happened, but then the water suddenly rippled and Pacifica screamed as she saw two ugly yellow eyes glaring at her from beneath the water.
Her scream echoed throughout the woods and scared the birds half to death, the animals ran away from the possibility of danger.
Pacifica held on tightly to the wooden excuse of a seat as her heart raced and Stan stumbled over his words while trying to explain that it was nothing.
The monster slowly rose from the waters, his scales were a dark green, body covered in seaweed, his eyes were soul piercing, and his teeth were sure as hell aiming for their skulls.
With a "small" growl the thing lurched forward.
Fortunately Stan had tackled Pacifica into the water and Stan now knew that...not only will he have punched a pterodactyl, but now a sea monster...what a story to tell the niece and nephew when they come back huh?
The Gobblewonker carefully places his tail under Stan and Pacifica, his tail slowly rose out of the water.
Poor Pacifica was terrified and Stan wasn't sure she'd be able to recover after this, but with a swift movement she grabbed a knife from her boot and dug it deep into the monster's tail.
It screeched in agony and tried to remove her, but it's tail swaying simply made the knife go in deeper.
Stan, not wanting to be thrown into something, jumped onto the Gobblewonker's shoulder and climbed it's back.
Wanting in on the action Stan joined in and punched the shit out of the creature. His fists went straight for it's eye.
But then an idea struck him, why murder the thing when they could keep it? They had discovered the Author's hidden bunker thanks to Soos babbling on and on about their adventure down there, their battle with some frozen creature, and especially how to get to it.
In there had been capsules to freeze monsters that the Author had kept, or whatever he was doing with them.
They had built their own in there to house a large creature the size of this thing...and that is exactly what they did.
Pulling the fucker out of the water with an industrial hook, they stitched it up and hauled it to the bunker.
Now let me explain as to how easy it was to drag that thing around town: "It's a float now mind your own damn business Greg!" -wise words by Grunkle Stan
In addition to expanding the lab they had added a few entrances to the bunker a couple of months ago, with Pacifica being filthy rich it was easy to have anything done within days, and it was a hell of a one-up.
Back to the present Stan fixed his glasses and took a step forward, he heard a small crunch and lifted his foot.
Within the creases of his shoe he found pieces of a green crystal, figuring it was probably someone's amulet he got Pacifica to gather all the pieces together and figure out how to put it back together.
Upon putting it back together it glowed so bright the two just had to groan in annoyance, once the shine was gone they looked back down at it...the cracks were gone and it seemed to be slightly glowing as if it was happy to be back.
Feeling that the necklace would fit Pacifica better than him, Stan gave it to her. Neither knowing of it's true powers and that a certain boy in a blue suit once held such a thing.
Uh Potatoes I guess. Anyway until the next chapter
-Ciaossu