Mayu awoke in a dark and stinky hallway. She could not get herself to give a shit though. Unlike Naomi and Seiko, she was not a power ranger. She was just too cool to be one.
Mayu explored the hallway for a while, her eyes glowing with her epic coolness. Soon, she found an infirmary and figured that she should make it cooler by entering.
"What's up?" Mayu said with a deep and sexy voice as she entered. Immediately, 3 children glowing blue crawled out from under a bed.
"Hey! Wanna play with us?" A boy without an eye and a toungue somehow managed to say.
Mayu put on her sunglasses and stared down at him. Then, she pulled down her hairband and unleashed a tiger.
"Fuck off, you little shits," she growled and motioned the tiger to attack. The children screamed and ran around the infirmary frantically. A headless girl slammed into a shelf and turned into chicken pizza. The aforementioned boy picked up the pizza and screamed. He then turned into a puddle of honey.
Suddenly, Winnie the Pooh fell from the ceiling and licked up the honey. An eyeless girl jumped onto his head and started pounding on his eyes. Yoshiki suddenly appeared behind Pooh and started to break dance. Ayumi crawled out of a bed and started to tummy flop all over the place.
"Yeah bitches. This is what I call cool," Mayu said as she rode the tiger down the hallway.
Everyone in the infirmary stood up and looked in Mayu's direction. They saluted and all passed out because of her excessive coolness.