Pacifica admired the amulet around her neck, it was a pretty green and she had figured out it's powers, it started when she got mad at a maid for getting her food wrong and well... she's learned to resist the urge to abuse such powers.
Usually that sounds completely against what a Northwest would do but she was learning better, she had tracked down monsters with Stan, collected a few things from around town with him and much more, hell she was even starting to call him Grunkle Stan.
The two talked in his office about the current influx of people since they started working together, not only had Stan finally become a rich man to where he didn't have to eat cheap foods. But Pacifica gained more popularity as being a nice person, which people enjoyed to hear about apparently, which worked for both parties perfectly.
"Nice printer huh? Don't break it by leaning on it too much though, I fixed that thing up myself!" Stan pointed to the seemingly destroyed object she had her arm over "bet you five bucks it won't print in color" Stan pulled out a five and laughed, Pacifica followed with a grin.
This thing was old, if it printed in color she would be greatly amused "putting this down right now, that thing should print in a fucking rainbow for all I know!" Pacifica turned on the printer and let it scan her arm.
The paper came out in black and white. "Guess who is ten bucks richer?" Stan grumbled.
Suddenly his eyes widened and his mouth dropped, not literally, but close to it. Pacifica stared at the paper as her arm came to life, she grabbed a cup of water and emptied its contents over the paper, the two watched it slowly dissolve.
Once the paper arm was fully removed from the room and dumped into the paper waste basket they carried the printer to THE room.
Upon returning to the kitchen the two ate sandwiches in silence until Stan spoke "can't believe the printer just did that, I don't remember it doing that before but then again I never printed people..." the two shrugged it off and continued to eat.
"Oh well it's safe and away from anyone that can use it now...hey what'd you put on these sandwiches?" the two moved from the kitchen to sit down in front of the t.v. "just the normal stuff really, except I use bacon mayonnaise"
That made just the right amount of sense it was hard to argue with it.
I don't even think that bacon mayonnaise exists guys but normally mayonnaise makes sandwiches taste better so bacon in it can't really be that bad. Anyway sorry if this chapter is short like they previously were...it's just that there isn't much to do about the printer really. I mean both of them are kinda freaked out about it, they plan on getting rid of it to THE room as is the plan with anything supernatural (if it can fit). It just worked like this multiple times in my head. Also I know the printer did do color in the show but I figured that it works like any normal printer and can run out of ink especially after Dipper's run with it.