LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD. Chapter 17

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon :(

2nd Disclaimer: I don't own the song either.


Darkrai found himself lose in the seafloor cavern on his Nuzlocke challenge. His team needed healing as well, as his starter; Blake the Sceptile only had 30 HP left, Emelia the Gardevoir was at half health and Playah the Latios was out of PP on most of his moves . With only 1 hyper potion, he had to make the choice of risking it in battle and heal during it or healing now and risk not having any potions.

"(Sigh) Welp." He moaned to himself. Sceptile was the tank of the team and as a mega, Dragon resisting fire type moves, Maxie should be no threat.

Darkrai sighed as he was still scared of losing a member. Like he was scared of outside world, scared doing something wrong and getting injured, scared of being broken inside… Again!

Cresselia. Ugh!

She only saw him as a partner, not anything else. She came along, played him and ripped his heart out. However, for Darkrai this isn't the first time… there was her…

"Darkrai!" a voice called out, returning Darkrai's mind back to reality".

"What is it Kyogre?" Darkrai ask the female standing in the doorway of his room.

"Nohail came with presents…" she said with caution in her voice.

Darkrai just gulped at hearing this and saved his game, not wanting to be late and make the author's assistant angry.


Kyogre and Darkrai joined the other 11 legends in the main room of the house, where Nohail was with a large pile of boxes.

"Greetings all!" Nohail chanted. "Like when I first met you all, I gave out presents! And now, with the permission of the author, have done it again!"

Latios, who was new to this, just stared at the tower of presents.

"Not this again…" Arceus muttered. Rayquaza who was at the back of the group, pushed forwards and pointed straight at Nohail's hidden face.

"What's the catch? Last time, you sent Latias a rather disturbing picture…" he spat in defence of his girlfriend.

"Well… I'm sorry" Nohail said sarcastically. "But this time around, it shall only be good presents! However, some of you have received two in one!" Nohail announced as the Presents disappeared and re-appeared in front of the Legends.

"Enjoy! The Author is current out getting lunch at some stupid rural café! He'll be back in a few hours to check in! Ciao!" Nohail said before bursting into a cloud of smoke.

"Well I guess it means a day without those two assholes." Giratina spoke up.

"Here's an idea! Why don't we all just open them up here?" Latios suggested, interested on what everyone would get. However Reshiram could see right through his act.

"Good idea Latios!" Zekrom agreed.

The 13 legends all took spots around the main room and ripped open there boxes. Arceus got stress relief pills, Giratina got some vouchers for everyone to attend a fancy restaurant, Rayquaza got a laptop, Latias got some make up stuff and Deoxys got some wireless headphones. Darkrai opened his present and out shot a wave of lottery tickets.

"What the?" Darkrai muttered, as there were lottery tickets all over the place. Arceus phone vibrated signalling someone was calling.

"Hello?" she greeted.

"OH HI ARCEUS!"

"Oh god…" she muttered

"YEAH, SO SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT STRAIGHT AWAY."

"No, No, No! That's fine! Take your time, enjoy whatever you're doing! Maybe get a flat tire or run out of gas so it takes even longer!" Arceus suggested in a hostile manner.

"UH HUH. SO I'MA ASSUME DARKRAI OPENED HIS PRESENT? DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET HIM, SO I JUST GOT HIM A BUNCH OF LOTTERY TICKETS CAUSE HE WON ONE LAST TIME. HE'LL NEED HELP SCRATCHING THEM ALL! I'LL BE SEEING YOU ALL LATER!"

Arceus turned off her phone and just threw it onto the couch.

"Author?" Giratina asked his girlfriend. She just nodded grimly.

"We have to scratch all these tickets for Darkrai… All the males stay behind, girls? Go out for a while, to the mall or whatever!" Arceus said.

"WHY!? Why do they get to leave?!" Groudon roared.

"Because it will wreak their nails!" Arceus answered, as she waved good bye to the departing females, a few of them AKA Kyogre and Celebi, both pulled the middle figure to their mortal enemies.

All the males groaned as they all grabbed a pile of Lottery tickets. Darkrai decided to grab whatever was left in the box and what he found was a surprise!

A set of headphones connected to an IPod touch. The headphones had been physically attached to the actually IPod. Deoxys notice Darkrai grab the headphones.

"Huh. Hey Darkrai! Nice pair of headphones you got there? Maybe that's your real present and not all this crap!" Deoxys spat as he felt something slap across the head.

"Quit talking! More scratching!" Arceus yelled, as if she was the ring leader.

Darkrai turned on the IPod to see it was completely blank with no games, photos or internet history. He opened up the song list to find nothing. He then went to the ID page to see it was unsynced. With a bit more scanning he finally found something. A recording. About 5 minutes long. He put on the head set on pressed play. There was a bit of ruffling at the start but then soon went clear.

"This thing on yet?" a girl asked out, causing Darkrai's eyes to widen and go pale.

"Meloetta…" he muttered quietly to himself. Darkrai's first love. Before Cresselia…

"Sure is dearie!" Nohail answered.

'NOHAIL! If he dared hurt her!" Darkrai's thoughts escalated.

"Start when you're ready!" Nohail called out to Meloetta on the recording.

Meloetta on the recording took in a breath and started singing in that angel like voice.


Once upon a time a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, you got me alone
You found me, you found me, you found me
I guess you didn't care, and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard you took a step back
Without me, without me, without me

Darkrai looked around the room as everyone one was scratching away at the tickets.

And he's long gone when he's next to me.
And I realize the blame is on me.

For Darkrai, it just brings back all the horrible memories that happened that NIGHT!

'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble.
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble.

Darkrai wanted to apologize. But all it leads to was arguments!

No apologies. He'll never see you cry,
Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why.
You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning.
Now I heard you moved on from whispers on the street
A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be
And now I see, now I see, now I see

After that night, Darkrai betrayed the girl he loved the most in the world...

He was long gone when he met me
And I realize the joke is on me, yeah!

I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

It was all his fault! Cause of some dumb mistake he had made!

And the saddest fear comes creeping in
That you never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything, yeah

He had the girl of his dreams wrapped around him, day and night! Always there for him at his lowest moments. And what did he do? He threw it all away!

I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in (you were right there, you were right there)
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble.


The song finally ended, but Meloetta proceeded to talk.

"Darkrai… if you are listening to this… I never should have trusted you… I would have done anything just to be with you! WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Would you rather be with that bitch!?" Meloetta cried as Darkrai could hear her holding back the tears. The recording stopped. Darkrai didn't know what to do. Cry? Scream? Curse? No… he just proceeded to listen to recording again.

Latios and Zekrom looked over to Darkrai to see that he has barely even touched his pile.

"Should we say something?" Zekrom suggested.

"No. I think it would be more amusing if it was Arceus to tell him." Latios suggested as an alternative.


He just listened to recording over and over and over again. Around 2 hours had passed. After the first hour, the others had finished scratching their cards. They tallied it all up and Darkrai had won big. After 2 hours, the females had finally arrived home.

"Were back!" Latias called out. As soon as she entered to room, she slipped on one of the tickets, falling face first onto the ground.

"Ow, I see you finished scratching the tickets…" Latias grizzled towards the approaching males.

"We have but…" Giratina dragged on at the end.

"But what?" Celebi asked with caution.

"Darkrai hasn't." Deoxys finished off Giratina's sentence and pointing over his shoulder at the former Nightmare legend, who was currently lightly banging his head on the wall every 5 or 6 seconds.

"What's wrong with Darkrai?" Mew asked innocently.

"Beats me." Deoxys answered, obviously not really caring. Deoxys saw on a nearby side table was a toy ball of Mews. He grabbed it and threw it directly at Darkrai, hitting him straight in the forehead, breaking him out of the spell of Meloetta's voice.

Deoxys smirked, "Headshot."

Darkrai removed the headphones and realised that everybody was staring at him.

"What?" he asked.

"First off, you haven't touched your pile of lottery tickets. Second off, out of the 400 and plus lottery tickets, you won I think 350 out the 400?" Rayquaza said.

"And if my math is correct, that is about 280,000,000,000 dollars! Congratz Darkrai! You're a billionaire!" Zekrom congratulated.

Darkrai's state didn't change. He barely even reacted to the amount of money he won. He got up and started to walk towards his room.

"Guys… Just split the money between yourselves. I don't need it… give to charity or something…" he said glumly. Most of the legends were shocked by his decision. The chance to be the richest man in the world!? And he is just going to throw it away like that!?

As Darkrai got closer to the group as they were standing in the same direction as his room, Mew briefly heard what was playing on Darkrai's headphones.

"Hey? Isn't that Meloetta singing on your headphones?" She asked him. Darkrai just froze at hearing this.

"I-I-I g-got t-t-to go…" he stuttered and then eventually broke into a sprint towards the stairs.

"What was that about?" Groudon asked everyone.

"No clue…" Arceus said out loud.

"Interesting…" was all Latios said.

"What's interesting?" Reshiram asked, to make sure it had nothing to do with Zekrom.

"During that Q+A we had to do, I received a question asking on who Darkrai's ex was. Meloetta correct, this was a long time ago." Latios started to explain. Darkrai, who was upstairs, was listening in on the conversation. "They ended on bad terms correct? My memory isn't as good as it used to be after spending 13 years in the Distortion world." Latios scratched his head sheepishly.

"Oh yeah. I remember that… it was Halloween party eh?" Reshiram said, actually agreeing with her enemy.

"Lucky bastard!" Groudon yelled, gaining Darkrai's attention. He decided to slowly climb down the stairs. "What I'd have done to have 'some' of Meloetta! Boy, I'd kill to have some time with her-" Groudon started to talk dirtily until a pig knife came flying, wedging into the wall next to him. Darkrai face was red from anger and was expressing it to.

"Don't… You dare think Meloetta is another one of your FUCKING SEX TOYS! IF I see… or hear you use her name in a sentence like that again! I promise… the consequences will be A LOT WORSE!" Darkrai screamed with anger. He then fled to his room upstairs.

Beneath Groudon was a yellow puddle.

"Well that was entertaining." Deoxys said, who was unaffected by the threat.

"Someone should maybe go talk to him. See how he is?" Latias suggested.

"Nah. It'll probs be better to let him blow off some steam." Rayquaza told his girlfriend.

Darkrai was staring at the ceiling of his room, while listening to Meloetta's siren voice.

"That night was what changed my life forever… I lost her, this string of bad luck and injuries started… It proved I was a coward… I saw THAT Monster… I still don't know what it is…" he muttered to nobody but himself. The memory started to replay in his mind. It was such a long time ago. Before the beast trio, Manaphy, Keldeo and Phione were born. Mewtwo and Genesect had yet to be genetically created. Kyurem was still rogue and Giratina was still banished, Rayquaza still had his ego and pride issues. Yveltal was in slumber and Zygarde was being a loner in his cave. Deoxys was yet to even arrive on earth.


(October 3rd, 1270. Hall of origins.)

The hall was all designed up for a Halloween theme. Usual stuff. Spider webs, pumpkins, fake ghosts. A lot of the legends were really getting in to the idea, with many of them dressing up. The original plan was to have it outside. But Kyogre was in a shitty mood about something dumb Groudon did, and due to her temper, it was pissing down with rain. She could not stop it as she made it last for the next 3 days.

Meloetta was dressed up in a Unovan robes that Reshiram had got her. She wanted to thank her, but she was currently arguing with her brother, Zekrom. She decided to go talk to some of the other female legends. Xerneas, Ho-oh and Cresselia were all in a little group chatting away.

"Hi guys!" Meloetta greeted cheerfully.

"Why hello Meloetta. My, my! Those robes look fantastic on you!" Xerneas complimented causing Meloetta to scratch her head with her small arms.

"Ha-ha. Thanks! Reshy got them for me! I want to thank her, but… she is kinda of busy." Meloetta confessed as the group of girls could hear the dragons of Truth and Ideals arguing.

"Zekrom should use his time better and help the hunt for Kyurem. He still at large after the Lacunosa town attack." Ho-oh told everyone else.

"Hey you guys seen Darkrai anywhere?" Meloetta asked the females.

"What do you even see in him?" Cresselia asked about her counterpart. "He just causes nightmares here and there!"

Meloetta just scoffed at Cresselia's remark.

"Cresselia. Why we have had this talk before, just because how he looks and what he does, doesn't mean he is a bad person. It's not his fault he is the embodiment of Nightmares. He sweet, caring and puts his own pride behind him for me!" Meloetta told counterpart of her boyfriend.

"Well, anywho. I think I saw him playing darts with Palkia and Terrakion." Xerneas answered the girls questioned.

"Thanks Xerneas!" Meloetta thanked the god of life and went off to look for Darkrai.


'I need to hit this bullseyes. Can't let Palkia beat me… not with my string of good luck!' Darkrai thought. He threw the dart at the board and hit it directly in the centre, scoring a bullseye. Darkrai threw his ghost like eyes into the eye in celebration, whilst Palkia just cursed. Terrakion merely laughed.

"Bwwhaaaa! Darkrai you've done it again!" Terrakion cheered for his friend.

"You should know I'm the best by now." Darkrai bragged just to piss off Palkia.

"Jeez! Talk about modest…" Palkia muttered to himself.

Darkrai's life was perfect! He had amazing good luck, he had awesome powers so if anyone pissed him off he could just give them eternal nightmares and he had the girl of his dreams, Meloetta. Them hooking up was an accident. Arceus wanted to do a bonding day and paired legends that don't normal associate with each other. Meloetta and Darkrai got paired. At first neither of them were happy, Meloetta was scared of him and Darkrai didn't want to be paired with a timid, shy girl. But after some talking, they soon found out that they shared the same interests. Cooking, karaoke, certain sports. They started hanging out more and more, and from there it turned into a relationship.

A certain green gazelle like Pokémon was listening on the conversation.

Enter Virizion, the Hall slut.

"Hello boys…" she said in a seductive tone. Terrakion rolled his eyes at his sister's attitude. She was addicted to sex. New male one week, a new one the next.

She had her eyes set on Darkrai. His very confident 'I can do anything' attitude is what she liked in a man. But Meloetta the baby was in her way.

"Say… can I join and play darts with you boys?" she asked in an innocent voice.

"I'll pass. I'ma go find Cobalion. Palkia didn't you have to find Arceus? And Darkrai, Meloetta is probably looking for you?" Terrakion suggested, trying to make sure his friends didn't fall for Virizions trick. Palkia, being an idiot, fell for it. He just groaned and walked out. Darkrai was about to, until Virizion started moaning.

"Aww, I really wanted a game…" she said with a sad face.

"… I'm sure one game won't hurt?" Darkrai suggested, not wanting to make Virizion sad as he turning his back on Terrakion and proceeding to set up the game. Terrakion just snorted at Darkrai's choice and closed the door.

"Right you can be the green darts and I'll be the bl-"Darkrai started to explain until he found himself being thrown on to the couch.

"Say… I have a new game in mind…" she said with lust in her voice. Darkrai was scared as Virizion jumped on top of him.

'What… the… fuck…!? What am I doing!?' Darkrai thought.

'You're about to banged by a smoking hot legend' a new voice in Darkrai's head called out.

'NO! I'm in a relationship! With Meloetta! I can't just betray her?!' Darkrai thought.

'She doesn't need to know about this?' the voice twisted Darkrai's mind.

"For the moment, let's pretend I'm your girlfriend and you're my boyfriend. You know what? I've like you for a long time Darkrai… just give me 5 minutes? Please?" Virizion pleaded.

Darkrai was a paralyzed state. Virizion smiled as she started to kiss him on neck and got closer to his body.

'Why Aren't I doing anything!?' Darkrai thought with little resistance on what the grassland Pokémon was doing to him. He started to moan slightly.

'There we go! See Meloetta doesn't need to know about this…" the voice inside his head said.

When Virizion reached the area of his mouth, Darkrai started to return back the pleasure to Virizion. Darkrai placed his ghost like hands on certain places on Virizion. The lust was kicking in.

'Meloetta never showed you anything like this! She always took it slow. Virizion is just straight to the point! You do like that don't you?' the voice overpowered Darkrai's own mind.

"Hey Darkrai, you in here?" a voice called out as the door opened. Virizion released her tongue out of Darkrai's mouth as both her and Darkrai stared at the Pokémon that had just walked in.

Meloetta.

She stood their lifeless, with only one emotion visible on her face.

Betrayal.

"Oh look Darkrai. It's your girlfriend." Virizion said loudly.

"Ex." was all Meloetta said before slamming the door shut.

Darkrai eyes jumped open as he realised what had just happened.

"MELOETTA! WAIT!?" Darkrai yelled as he pushed Virizion off him and on to the floor as he dashed out the door. He floated through the corridors of the hall, searching for the love of his life. He saw a quick glimpse of her as she ran into the main dining area where most of the legends were.


Meloetta was in the centre of the room as Darkrai entered. All the other legends were currently eating minus Virizion, Darkrai and Meloetta.

"Melo! Wait! I-I can explain!" Darkrai yelled.

"EXPLAIN WHAT!?" she screamed, gaining the attention of all the other.

"It wasn't what it looked like! You know that Virizion is crazy about… that kinda of stuff! Please just listen!" Darkrai pleaded for forgiveness.

"AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH? I wo-would d-do anyth-anything for you! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!?" she screamed with tears flowing out of her eyes.

"It's not my fault! I swear on my life!" Darkrai yelled back with minor hostility.

All the other legends were watching the couple argue.

"Get out…" Meloetta said quietly.

"What?" was Darkrai's response.

"Get out!" she yelled.

"Melo… please! It was accident…"
"I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" she screamed with all the anger in the world. That was the first time in her life that she had sworn.

Darkrai's heart was in thousand pieces as he dashed out of the hall and into the world.


Darkrai had taken the portal to Kalos. The furthest region from the hall.

"I just…Just need to… for-forget about... h-he-he-her…" Darkrai said as he floated down a path with the rain crashing down upon him. A crack of lighting illuminated the sky as it got worse.

"I-I can't g-go back. She's there…" he whimpered as his tears merged with the rain down his face. Travelling down the dirt path, he notice something strange. A large footprint was marked on the path. It was too dark to identify it and the rain didn't help. But he found something worse.

An Ampharos that had its lower torso ripped or bitten off.

"Oh… my… Arceus." Darkrai muttered as the lighting intensified. He knew only one Pokémon that could eat a Pokémon the size of Ampharos and that was Groudon. And he was at the hall. He looked around to see if he could find anything else, it got worse. There was severed heads of a Nidoking and a Nidoqueen, guts of some poor Pokémon and limbs everywhere.

Darkrai started to breathe heavily. Then, thanks to a strike of lightning, he noticed it.

A large titan like figure, standing taller than the treeline was looking down at Darkrai. He could not identify the creature as it was too dark and it was hiding in the shadows of the night but It's eyes were illuminating minor light as the creature was growling at him.

"ZZZzzZz-DDDddD-AAAAaAAA!" the titan roared as it fired Dragon pulse at Darkrai.

Darkrai had to think fast, so he fired a dark pulse at the figure. But the monsters power was too much as the dragon pulse ripped right through Darkrai's attack. He barely dodged the incoming attack as it caused a bunch of trees to explode.

The titan barged through the treeline and hit Darkrai directly in the chest with a Dragon claw, sending him flying into a large rock. Darkrai examined his injuries; two large claw marks, deeply cut through his chest. He was going to die. Either bleed out or this monster will kill him.

The giant titan smashed his hands on the sides of the rock, leant over to move its face in Darkrai's face and proceeded to growl at Darkrai. He managed to get a better but not perfect look at the titan. It four wings sticking of its shoulders, two on each side. A large crown like thing on top of its head and some sort of mouth structure on its chest.

"tHE AMoUNt OF NEGATIVE ENERGY YOu ARE RadIAting is throWINg off the balance of positive and negative energy! I wIll have to restore or-oORder by eliminating yOU!" the titan roared and spat at Darkrai, as it raised its fist in the air, ready to crush him.

"Meloetta… I'm sorry…" Darkrai whimpered. The titan heard this and started to growl again. It eventually leant back up and started to talk.

"THE SOUrce OF THIs ENERGY IS OVER A femALE. INteReS-Sting-g !" it roared in it distorted voice. It proceeded to roar.

"ZZZzzZz-DDDddD-AAAAaAAA!"

"YOU BETRAYED SOMEONE CLOSE?"

"Ho- urg, How did y-you know…?" Darkrai said weakly.

The titan snorted and cleared its voice enough for it to become sort if clear.

"LEGENDARY POKEMON. NON-LEGENDARY POKEMON. YOU'RE ALL THE SAME. LITTLE CHILDREN THAT CAN'T DECIDE WHO IS RIGHT AND WHO IS WRONG. AND I HAVE TO BE THERE TO CLEAR UP THE MESS… YOUR KIND IS ALWAYS MAKING A MESS WHEN IT COMES TO ORDER… I'LL GIVE YOU TWO OPTIONS; DEFEAT ME AND FLEE WITH YOUR LIFE OR BE CURSED FOR THE NEXT 1000 YEARS. PICK WISELY…"

"I… Choose… the cu-(cough)curse…" Darkrai muttered, fearing for his life, knowing his good luck won't help him escape.

"PATHETIC… YOU'RE A COWARD…"

"BY T-the POWER OF ORDER! For THE NexT THOUSanD YEArS YOU SHALL RECeivE bAD LUCK!" it roared. The titan then started to glow shades of green and white. The monster then exploded into a thousand particles and came crashing in like a wave, knocking Darkrai out.


"Urg… Where am I?" Darkrai muttered.

"(Gasp) He is waking up!" a voice called out.

"…Wh-what…" Darkrai spoke softly. His eyes opened up, although his vision was still blurry, he could identify who everyone was. Arceus, Cresselia and Terrakion along with nurse Blissey.

"Gu-guys? Wh-whats goi-going on?" Darkrai asked with a croaky voice as if he hadn't spoken in months.

"Darkrai… even with god like powers. You've been in a coma for the last 3 months… You wouldn't wake up!" Arceus admitted. Darkrai just paled.

"Meloetta? Where is she?" he asked.

"Travelling around Unova, taking time off." Cresselia replied.

"You're lucky to be alive! Whatever you fought, it should have killed you judging by those marks it left, which have fully healed." Nurse Blissey stated. "Dragon claw I believe the move was according to the report.

The titan spared his life…

"Kyurem perhaps?" Terrakion suggested.

"Was it Darkrai?" Arceus then directed the question to him.

"…..Yes. (Cough) Kyurem did this." he lied. He knew the titan was not Kyurem. That thing was worse… what was that move…

"Cresselia, go tell Zekrom to start hunting once more!" Arceus ordered the female.

"You know what? It was weird…" Terrakion muttered.

"What was weird?"

"When we found you, we tried moving you back to the hall ASAP. But… you were trapped in that area for some reason. Every time we got you at least 15 meters away from that rock, some sort of force field prevented you from leaving. After 8 days, it finally stopped…" Terrakion told the Nightmare Pokémon. "It was as if you trapped there and could not leave..."

"I know moves like mean look prevents you leaving for a battle. But 8 days?" Arceus muttered. "I have no knowledge on such a move, this is serious... Darkrai you need some rest…"

(Present day. October 3rd 2015)

If Darkrai had the courage to tell the truth to Arceus about that titan…

"It probably would have made no difference…" he muttered to himself.

(Knock)(Knock).

"Darkrai?" a voice, Arceus called out. Darkrai just sighed and called out that it was unlocked. Arceus, along with Groudon walked in. Arceus nodded at Groudon, whom just sighed.

"Uh, sorry about before. I kind of forgot you and Meloetta broke up messy and It probably brought back memories of the hospital. Again sorry Darkrai…" Groudon apologised.

Darkrai just smiled.

"Its fine I guess… I was just in a bad mood and I probably overreacted a little" Darkrai said sheepishly. "What's happened to all the money?" Darkrai asked.

"The asshole author took it all to pay bills and buy videogames." Arceus said causing all three of them to sweat drop.


Authors note: Righto hoo! I bet you'll never guess who that Pokemon was! It certainly wasn't a certain snake that just received a titan like form.

The reason why Arceus didn't know the mysterious move (COUGH)Thousand Waves (COUGH), is because Nintendo is yet to actually reveal the move, despite thanks to hackers, we know it and the other move Thousand arrows exists.

Now just for story, lets pretend Darkrai in Pokeman form has a mouth.

I could NOT Think of any break up songs, and Taylor swift was my last resort... Ugh.

So the origin of Darkrai's bad luck has been revealed. Will he ever figure out the identity of the titan? Will Deoxys stop being a smartarse? Will those stress relief pills be strong enough for Arceus? Find out next time!

Shout out to the transformers quote. I just edited it a little...

So as always, review,Suggest or PM me! Poke_Spectre out!

Darkrai's injury of the day:

Dragon claw to the chest and nearly leading to him bleeding out. Yay