Yoshiki and Ayumi sighed as Mayu rode off into the distance.

"I wish I was as cool as her," whispered Yoshiki as he silently touched the bald half of his head.

"Don't worry, you'll never ever be like her. In fact, I'm gonna be like her," Ayumi said and she smiled defiantly.

Winnie the Pooh finished the honey and got up from the floor. The girl on his back slid off and made a dent in the floor.

"Fat bitch," said Pooh as he flew back to his world.

"Fuck you," said the girl, struggling to get up.

Yoshiki walked over and extended a hand to help her up, but she pulled Yoshiki down with her and the floor beneath her gave away.

"Oops," Yoshiki said as he 'accidentally' let go of the girl's hand.

"Lol whatever, man," Ayumi barked, walking towards the chicken pizza. "We should eat this shit up."

Together, the ghost boy was devoured by two teenagers.

"I'm full," said Yoshiki. "But I want to eat Mayu's broom just like Morishige."

"Shut the fuck up. Give up on trying to be cool. You suck anyway."

All of sudden, Ayumi burped and ten pencils popped out of the floor.

"Holy shit! I can't believe it!" shouted Ayumi.

She pulled a piece of paper out from her left nostril and spread it across the floor in front of the pencils. The pencils came together and drew a picture of Mayu on a tiger.

"OH MY GOD!" Ayumi shrieked. "I KNEW IT! I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE! MAYU'S COOLNESS IS CALLING! I WILL FINALLY BE COOL!"

Yoshiki turned around to run, but was stopped by a red power ranger.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?" The red ranger screamed. "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CELEBRATE HERE? FUCKING RUDE SHITS."

Yoshiki apologised and gave the Ayumi the rest of his hair. Ayumi ate the hair and grew a blond Hitler moustache.

"Holy fuck!" The red ranger yelled as he pulled out his power sword. "Stay behind me, bald fella!"

Yoshiki jumped behind the ranger and slurped his suit. Hitler Ayumi glared at them and roared with a voice as manly as Mayu's.

Suddenly, all the walls shattered into tiny wooden drawers and Yuka and Satoshi appeared.

"I knew it!" said Satoshi as he morphed into Twilight Sparkle. "Yuka was sent to school to warn me about you. How smart of you to distract us with that red ranger!"

Yuka scowled and spat on the red ranger. Yoshiki smudged the spit all over the red ranger's back.

"Awesome massage," said the ranger.

Satoshi neighed and charged towards Hitler Ayumi. His horn glowed a glittery purple as he launched his secret attack.

"Magical Friendship 'Hurt-Like-A-Buttcheek-On-A-Stick' strike!" Satoshi cried out as his horn came into contact with Ayumi's moustache.

There was a second of silence. Then the moustache flickered and a powerful yellow light sparked and exploded. Satoshi was blown into Yuka but Ayumi was not affected at all.

"W-what...was that?" Satoshi muttered, morphing back into a human being.

Ayumi turned her sharp, deadly eyes onto him. "One does not simply question the moustache," she said.

Satoshi and Yuka gasped and their eyes were suddenly filled with tears and admiration. They stood up and saluted to her as she picked up Yoshiki and the red ranger and walked off into the distant hallway, the same direction Mayu went.

"Bro," said Yuka as she put on her shades. "I guess she wasn't that bad."

Satoshi nodded and looked into the distance. His eyes lost in the darkness. "Yes," a single tear rolled down his cheek. "She is truly magnificent."

They both stood up straight and bowed.