Mayu was casually riding her tiger down the hallway of Heavenly Host when she heard the footsteps of someone behind her. She stopped in her tracks.
"State your name," she bellowed. Her deep, manly voice pervaded the hallway.
The presence behind her shuddered and instantly presented itself before her. It was Ayumi carrying Yoshiki and a red power ranger.
"Oh," remarked Mayu. "It's you guys."
Ayumi swallowed hard and bowed down before her. "Please rate my coolness, senpai!"
Mayu pushed the brim of her shades up and stared intently on Ayumi's face. Silence lasted for a minute. "That moustache," Mayu finally said. "Is cool. I'd say 5/10. You have to work on your other aspects."
Tears flowed down Ayumi's cheeks. "Yes, senpai!" she cried out. Her eyes glowing with admiration.
They then continued their silent journey down the hallway. Soon, they reached the science lab.
Mayu raised her hand and the door of the science lab swung open. Two men in black suits wielding a shovel walked out and knelt before Mayu. Mayu cleared her throat and proceeded into the science lab.
"This is my temporary crib," said Mayu as she sat onto a golden throne at the end of the lab.
Ayumi broke down on the spot and her moustache fell off. All of Yoshiki's hair grew back. "Senpai," Ayumi cried out. "Please, teach me the ways of your coolness!"
Mayu tilted her head to a side and drank a litre of coffee using a thin straw. A cat walked up to her and farted rainbows.
"No," said Mayu.
"B-but why?" Ayumi cried even louder. Yoshiki and the red ranger gave her a pat on her shoulder.
"It's pointless, Ayumi," said the red ranger. "Coolness can only be epic when you have a manly voice and a tiger in your hair,"
Yoshiki silently nodded and shook his head. "That was what the drawing meant," he said assuringly.
Ayumi nodded and wiped off her tears. The three of them knelt down before Mayu and walked away.
Suddenly, the ceiling of the science lab fell down and with it, was Naomi and Seiko.
Mayu was carried out of the science lab by hundreds of ants wearing shades. Her lips curled into a smile as the two girls entered. She pulled out a water gun and sprayed Naomi in the face. Naomi's nose fell off and hundreds of gum dropped out.
There was a rumbling noise. Then a whole hoard of water bottles with mouths came running towards the pile of gum. Among them, was Satoshi and Yuka.
The gum was devoured in a matter of seconds by Seiko before anything could reach them. All of the water bottles groaned and evaporated. Satoshi and Yuka screamed in agony and belly flopped up and down the walls.
Seiko grinned sheepishly and burped out a cat which farted rainbows.
"Yes," Mayu said casually. "This is what cool is."
Then once again, she rode her tiger down the hallways.
Ayumi, Yoshiki and the red power ranger turned into cotton candy and were stuffed into a plastic bag by Naomi.
Seiko, Naomi, Satoshi and Yuka exchanged looks and swung the bag around while singing 'Merry Had A Little Lamb'.
Sachiko appeared suddenly and jumped into the plastic bag. The bag puffed into green water and a pig jumped up and snorted. It ran around the four of them ten times before screaming "mountain dew" in their faces. The pig then transformed into a red telly tubby and twerked everywhere. A bicycle dropped down from the ceiling and Ayumi, Yoshiki and the red ranger emerged on top of it. They then rode away while singing 'Over the Rainbow'.
Naomi, Seiko, Satoshi and Yuka grabbed the telly tubby and taped it onto a rocket launcher that Yuka had farted out. They all jumped onto the telly tubby and blasted off.
Kizami fell down from the ceiling and licked up all of the green water on the floor.