"Fuck you guys," Yuka sputtered, brushing off the dust on her shoulders. Behind her, laid a red telly tubby covered in bruises. Satoshi sighed and shook his head disapprovingly. "It's not our fault. You farted out the rocket launcher." At this, Yuka's eye lit up visibly behind her dark shades. Her fists clenched into a ball and her lips curled downwards. Her cool demeanour was quickly replaced by a hot, demonic aura.
"I'm pretty sure you never had your ass kicked inside out," Yuka hissed and a forked tongue slipped out of her mouth.
"What the fuck, Yuka? I'm your goddamn brother. You're supposed to not kill me," the boy-alicorn said. By now, he was already morphing.
"I. Don't. Give. A. Shit." Yuka stuck her index finger between the eyes of her brother alicorn and upon the impact, a spark was ignited and a huge ball of fire engulfed them both. Satoshi neighed painfully. His legs kicked around, struggling to extinguish the dreaded fire. Yuka smirked and a deep satanic growl escaped from her throat. A horn grew out of her forehead and she crimson beams shot out from her nostrils, propelling her up into the air. Her head crashed through the ceiling and a number of corpses fell down into the burning pit.
"Why?" The alicorn croaked, his body limp and barely living. "Why did you do this to me, Yuka?" The rhino girl grinned wildly, her lips stretching up to her horn, distorting her entire face. "Fuck." Black blood shot out from her lips, hitting her poor dying brother in the face.
The demonic blood seeped through her brother's skin, turning him into a pink unicorn. "Oh my pony," Satoshi whispered, his wounds suddenly healed. "Yuka! You...you made me into Pinkie Pie!" Satoshi stood up(on all fours), tears swelling in his large pink eyes. Yuka dropped to the floor. The horn shrunk into a pimple and her lips went back to normal. "Glad ya like it," she said. "Happy Birthday, bro."
Naomi and Seiko lifted the red telly tubby onto their shoulders and launched it into the distance. "That's the cannon. Congrats on this awesome gift," Seiko said, patting the weeping Satoshi on the back.
"You'll never know how much I wanted to become Pinkie Pie," the weeping boy weeped out weeds that were smoking weed. "Thanks so much, Yuka. You're the best sister ever." Yuka smiled and and ran her hand through her hair. The tuffs of hair on the sides of her head fell off, shaping a mohawk. "Ye," she replied. "I know I'm awesome."