In a place far far far far away, a person by the name of Ayumi stood on the new polished toilet seat of Heavenly Host. Now, one might be wondering:"Why the IUERGBSVNOMORS is she tarnishing the goddess of dogs' gods?" Well, the answer is obvious. If you zoom in and look very very closely at her nostrils, you will realise that she has a tiny version of a zit growing there, ready to become a fully grown pimple and experience the cruel reality of getting popped by your homeland. This baby zit may seem to be something completely irrelevant to the story, but no. It's COMPLETELY relevant. Now, ready your Ayumi plushies, and hang on, as we venture into the story of Ayumi's baby zit.
2000 years divided by 2000 ago, Ayumi was Ayumi. 1 year later, Ayumi was still Ayumi, but her nostrils were not. On her nostrils, a newly born baby zit was given the name, Yoshiki. Every day, he was fed 5000 blackheads and 3 boogers(depends on how many times Ayumi digs her nose). In a matter of days, Yoshiki had become a full grown pimple. However, this was NOT good news. He had to risk every second of his life, praying for his safety as Right Index Finger, Ayumi's General, roams the oily terrain of his homeland, Ayumi's Face. Through lots and lots of praying, Yoshiki was able to live for around 2 days. Still, fate could never be avoided.
On a certain rainy day, Ayumi was walking home without an umbrella. Do not question why, this is just how things must go...
10 kilometres away from where Ayumi was, a bolt of lightning struck down a pigeon. This pigeon fell straight down into a shrine, where a certain girl by the name of Mayu was praying in. The impact sent the golden ball on the top of the bell that Mayu had just shook to roll off. The ball hit Mayu directly on the head, pushing her down into the floor of the shrine. The ball then bounced off her head, landing on the head of Seiko, who was sitting on the steps. Seiko sunk into the steps, and the ball bounced once again, flying in the direction of Naomi, who was sitting next to Seiko. Naomi, however, leaned back, swiftly avoiding the golden ball's wrath, but as the saying goes:"One does not simply escape from the Great Golden Ball.", the paintings behind Naomi fell onto her from the impact of the ball hitting the wall. Naomi's head crushed through the paintings. The girls stood/sat there motionless. "LOL gotta snapchat this." was the thought that went through each of their minds.
30 minutes later, Ayumi walked past the aforementioned shrine. Upon seeing the beautiful sight before her, she gasped and took out her phone to snap a picture. However, her phone decided to betray her. As Ayumi's hand slipped out of her pocket, the cold metal of her phone startled her, causing her to do a somersault midair. A rain drop struck onto Yoshiki in the act, and all that was left of him was an exploded, lifeless pimple on Ayumi's face.
In the Pimples' Paradise, Yoshiki sat(if pimples could sit). He knew he that his lifespan was never meant to be long, but he never knew that such a death would dawn upon him. "Why? I just wanted to grow a little bigger, live a little longer! So why?" Yoshiki cried and cried, or at least he tried(all that came out was oil). The God of Pimples, Pimpapa, was touched by Yoshiki's efforts in crying. He granted him life as a human in one condition - that he kills the goddess of dogs' gods.
Back to Heavenly Host, Ayumi was still standing on the goddess of dogs' gods. Yoshiki was returned to his original form not because he was cursed or something cliche like that, but because he was never one to do the dirty work. He had gained help from his homeland. BUT WAIT. What if I told you, that Ayumi was once a pimple? DUN DUN DUN...
Author's Note: I'm back after 500 years. Thanks for waiting. Hope that you enjoyed Yoshiki's backstory!