LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 21
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon :(
"I'm in the shit, now aren't I?" The Poke Spectre asked the admin. He just sighed.
"That my student, is an understatement." He replied back calmly.
"Oh god! What did I do wrong now? Was it because I accidently blew up that small planet?" The Poke Spectre asked once more.
Valhond the admin stayed quiet.
"Is it? Come on! Stop giving me the silent treatment!" The poke spectre pleaded.
"You were always a troublemaker. Yet you were always the top of your generation. Such a waste of talent…" The admin muttered, cause the Author to frown.
"Hey! That comment was uncalled for! Ok! So I was a little shit when you taught me! But I'm better now!"
"I've had numerous complaints from your fellow Authors that you have been stirring up trouble. Again. You have not changed one bit!" The admin calmly hissed.
"Like what have I done wrong?" The Poke Spectre asked with caution.
"You changed super natural beings into humans, you allowed humans to interact with them, and you destroyed an amusement park! Also you just admitted to blowing up a planet!" Valhond told his former student, who was now starting to get nervous.
"Uh opps I guess? Where are you getting at here?" The Poke Spectre asked for like the thousandth time.
"All you have is questions with so many answers and so many futures… I'm giving you a week to prove to me that you are capable to live up to the title and powers of the Author. If you fail to impress me, I will find a replacement." The admin explained.
"Why are you targeting me!? I'm sure there are plenty of others that are causing more shit than me!?" The Poke Spectre yelled, fighting for his innocence. Valhond chuckled.
"After a few complaints came in, I sent someone to watch and follow you as I would scanned your every move from this persons eyes. Good luck and don't disappoint me" Valhond admitted to his former student before snapping his skeleton like figures, teleporting the Author back to his void.
(With the legends, 10:00 PM)
The legends went around town for the rest of the day and were just arriving back home.
Both Latias and Mew had fallen asleep on the way back after the long day. So Rayquaza was carrying Latias on his back and Giratina offered to carry Mew.
"Woo hoo! We haven't heard for the author in one whole day!" Arceus cheered.
"You're making it sound like you just won a war." Deoxys called out, causing to piss off Arceus.
"I still can't believe I won! That was so intense! Sceptile won it for me though!" Darkrai boasted.
"Dude, you barely won against a 14 year old, not much of a feat to be honest." Zekrom blurted in.
"Hey! It's the fact that I didn't piss myself or faint counts!" Darkrai shouted back.
"Will you two be quiet? You'll wake up Mew!" Giratina hissed, who had the little girl on his back fast asleep. It was a good thing Mew was a heavy sleeper. Zekrom and Darkrai both cursed at each other quietly as they walked away from each other.
Rayquaza had Latias softly breathing in his ear, as her head was on his shoulder. He loved the sound of it. If it wasn't for her, he would still be the hall's 2nd biggest loner, only behind Zygarde.
Arceus unlocked the front door of the house to find Nohail watching TV and eating chips.
"WHAT THE!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" she screamed at the author's assistant.
"Watching TV. Pretty obvious" he commented back before eating a chip.
After Arceus screamed at Nohail, Latias had sort of woken up.
"Whut…. (Yawn) Rayie… where are we? What (Yawn) happened?" she asked drowsily.
"It's just Arceus screaming. Nothing new. Come I'll take you to bed." He answered as he walked away from the commotion.
Giratina walked into the house now to find his girlfriend fuming at Nohail.
"Uh, what's he doing here?" Giratina asked Deoxys.
"Beats me! But you might want to go stop her from killing him. We don't want another murder around these parts, now do we?" Deoxys spoke and cornering Giratina. He sighed and went over to place Mew on a couch and then went to pull Arceus away.
"Where is the Author?" Arceus angrily asked Nohail, with Giratina trying to pull her away.
"Beats me. I tried checking his office. Wasn't there, but his secretary, Clair was in shock." Nohail admitted. Arceus sighed and gave up the struggle as she walked up the stairs to her room. Giratina was just left standing there as Arceus stormed past.
"Wow! Never realized how feisty of an attitude your girlfriend has." Nohail said to Giratina.
"Yeah…"
"Wonder what she is like in the bedroom?" Nohail wondered causing Giratina's face to erupt to a shade of red causing him to flee. Nohail shrugged his shoulders and continued watching TV.
Darkrai final walked into the house and like everyone else saw Nohail. But something else hit his mind.
"Hey? Isn't those my chips?" he asked the authors assistant. Nohail's eyes widen as he snapped his fingers and teleported away with the chips.
(The Next Morning)
It was around 8:45 AM, all the legends as usual were eating breakfast. Groudon on the other hand was cheering about something.
"YES! YES! HAHAHA! WOO!" Groudon roared.
"CAN YOU BE QUIET? You don't need to shout indoors! God!" Rayquaza yelled back.
"Jeez… who shat in your cornflakes this morning?" Groudon mumbled to himself.
"Sooo Groudon? Are you going to leave us hanging on why you were celebrating?" Latios asked.
"Manchester united won 3 – 0 against Everton!" Groudon rejoiced.
"That's it? God, couldn't be something actually exciting like a zombie apocalypse?" Deoxys moaned.
"United are shit! Chelsea are the best!" Kyogre roared back as this was looking like it was going to turn into one of their arguments.
"If there the best, then why are they in 12th huh?" Groudon hissed at his counterpart. No more mister nice Groudon as he had given up hope in her now after the whole Hayden fiasco.
"Grr. We won last season meaning Chelsea is the be-"
DING – DONG!
"Oh! The doorbell!" Mew said happily until a frown hit her face.
DING – DONG!
DING – DONG!
DING – DONG!
DING – DONG!
It eventually turned into someone banging on the door.
There were a few nerves here and there.
Giratina moved through the crowd and placed a hand on the door handle and with his other in a fist just in case. Giratina opened the door to find a man outside.
He looked only 20, maybe even younger. He was tall and slim. He had jet black hair with dark murky green eyes and a few faint freckles on his cheeks. He wore a white long sleeved shirt with a black tie that was not fully tightened up. For pants he wore black jeans and shoes, just Black and white DC sneakers. And by the looks of things, for show, fake glasses.
"Uh, Hi? Who are you?" Giratina asked with caution.
"Ugh. Of course Nohail didn't do what I fucking told him to do!" the man cursed at free will, not even caring Mew was there. Giratina was about to say something about his swearing until something crossed his mind.
"Wait? You know Nohail?" Giratina asked.
"OF COURSE I KNOW NOHAIL YOU IDIOT! HE WOR- Oh that's right my voice sounds different without my speaker... Well, this is embarrassing" the man shouted angrily until he calmed down. He cleared his voice and proceeded to talk.
"First off. It is I! The mighty Poke spectre! Second off-"the man started before being cut off by questions.
"Did you say The Poke spectre!?" Arceus yelled.
"Is that you Author!?" Reshiram questioned.
"I was expecting more…" Celebi mocked.
"Candy!" Mew yelled gain some weird looks. "What?" she said once more.
"Ok! All of you shut up! Yes I'm the Poke Spectre AKA the Author. Celebi, Fuck you. In this form you can just called either Spectre or The Author. Now I decided to have a challenge today involving prizes. But I thought it would be funny to join in… Well, the torture part that is." Spectre explained with a wicked smile.
"Hang on? Do you have any pow-"Darkrai was about to ask before being hit by a bolt of lightning.
"Does that answer your question? I have most of my normal powers minus the ones that can bend time and space." Spectre explained. "Now today. The catch. Two winners! If you win, you can take anyone of choice to anywhere in the city. If you get picked, you must go regardless! No arguments about it!"
"And the challenge is?" Zekrom shouted out.
"Well, I buzzed around the inter web and found these guys called the sidemen. They themselves have done something called the 'Patience' test! The Patience test is pretty much see how long you can last with disgusting things happening to you, trying to break your patience!" Spectre told the legends, some now with terrible looks.
"Of course! Me, Nohail and Ollie boy will be monitoring. In other words, you will all sit down while we get to torture you!" Spectre chirped. "Now! I need a volunteer."
Nobody trusted him, so it was a dead silent minute. Reshiram sighed and decided to be brave and forced her hand up.
"Ah! Excellent Reshiram! You get to help me and the others torture them! It just means you can't win the prize!" Spectre told the former dragon of truths as an evil smirk ran across her face.
"Oh! I'm in…" she said ominously.
"Well! Let's get started!" Spectre yelled out. "Reshiram just go to the kitchen."
(Outside in the backyard)
All the legends minus Reshiram were sitting down on stools with a large tarp under them. They each had a set of headphones on.
Nohail and Oliver were handing out bowls.
"What's with theses?" Zekrom asked Nohail.
"You may need them later, Teehee!" Nohail laughed.
"Well legends! I'm sorry in advance!" Spectre said out loud. "It will be a knockout until only two are left! Good luck! You'll need it."
On everyone's headphones, a song started to play.
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we would never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Say there's another and look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like...
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, bab-
"FUCK THIS!" Groudon shouted as he threw the headphones on the ground and stormed off.
"Groudon, the song isn't half way yet…" Spectre told the raging male.
"NO! I'M NOT LISTENING TO THIS GIRLY SHIT!"
"That's a male singing…." Spectre told him.
"GAH! I'M NOT LOSING MY MANLYNESS BECAUSE OF THIS GAY SONG!?" Groudon screamed before storming off into the house.
"Well. Groudon comes last in another challenge. Again."
The rest of the song played out.
"Ok legends! You may take the headphones off. Gently, unlike Groudon." Spectre said blankly.
All the girls were completely fine but the boys were groaning and moaning from the singer's high pitch, girly voice!
Deoxys was the first to comment on the song.
"Well, on the bright note, my ears aren't bleeding so…" he joked.
"I can't believe I'm agreeing with you, but Amen to that." Giratina agreed.
"Next up! Disgusting foods. This is going to be good…" Spectre chuckled as he spawned some popcorn for the show. "Nohail, Oliver! Show no mercy…"
Nohail had a sadistic grin as he walked behind the legends so that way they could not see what he was doing. Oliver mouthed out the words 'I'm Sorry' to the legends, before joining him.
Nohail grabbed a jar of mayonnaise and poured on top of Deoxys, who wasn't too fazed by the attack.
Oliver grabbed a rather large fish and went over to Mew and placed it down the back of her shirt then started to pull it up and down. Mew screamed and raced off.
"Mew is out!" Spectre announced to the legends.
Nohail had made a mixture of pickle juice, fish sauce and whipped cream. He portioned it out into two jars and gave one to Oliver. Nohail went up to Zekrom and splashed it on his face causing him to gag as he fell of the stool he was sitting on.
"Zek is out!" Spectre called out. A look of concern came from Latios (Who himself had rotten food scraps stuffed down his shirt). He wanted to help him, but he needed to win…
Oliver had splashed the other jar on Arceus, who was not stunned at all. The smell was terrible yes, but having to run a universe and manage destructive legendary pokemon was worst. This challenge was going to be a piece of piss.
Nohail grabbed a glass with yellow liquid in it and walked over to Darkrai with a wicked smile.
"Hey Darkrai? So I decided to donate some urine to the challenge hehehe!" Nohail cackled with Darkrai's face going pale. Darkrai just slammed his eyes shut as Nohail threw the yellow liquid on him. Darkrai didn't jump. Instead he smelt it.
"Wait? Why does this smell and taste like apple juice?" Darkrai asked as Nohail's eyes widen.
"What?" he merely said as he placed his finger in the jar and tasted the fluids. "This apple juice!?"
"Hey Nohail! My juice that you got me tastes really weird…" Spectre called out, swirling the glass in the air.
Meanwhile, Oliver was scooping fresh horse poop on top of Latias, with her face going green. A piece landed on her bottom lip. She grabbed the bowl given before and threw up in it. Oliver stopped at that point. Latias could not take it anymore and jumped off the stool with the bowl as she continued to throw up.
Rayquaza's face was red with anger (And Make up as Nohail decided to draw on his face) as he watched Latias running off back into the house. He was going to win and take her out for dinner!
"Ok! That's enough of the disgusting round! Recap: Groudon, Mew, Zekrom and Latias are out. Next round, Fears!" Spectre announced once again as Nohail and Oliver returned to the starting spot with Reshiram joining up with them.
Oliver grabbed a bucket and poured it on top of Celebi and to add to her delight, inside was Spiders.
"Th-these aren't venomous ri-right?" she stuttered.
"Of course not!" Oliver told the teen girl.
"Wait? They aren't? I thought boss said to get the most venomous spiders possible?" Nohail asked Oliver, while Celebi face started to get pale. She screamed and ran off trying to shake all the spiders off.
"And Celebi is out! This juice still tastes really weird…" Spectre announced.
Reshiram was chucking piles of snow onto Latios, hoping it would break him. He shivered in the cold, but other than that continued on.
Deoxys got a free pass through seeming he didn't have a fear.
Nohail was holding a large snake up to Arceus head. She was getting nervous at the fact it was right in her face. But something weird occurred.
When the snake went to hiss, a recording started to play.
"PALKIA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Dialga screamed from the recording.
"MY FAULT!? NO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Palkia roared back.
This message just repeated over and over and over again.
"PALKIA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Dialga screamed from the recording.
"MY FAULT!? NO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Palkia roared back.
"PALKIA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Dialga screamed from the recording.
"MY FAULT!? NO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Palkia roared back.
"PALKIA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Dialga screamed from the recording.
"MY FAULT!? NO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Palkia roared back.
Arceus had finally snapped.
She grabbed the snake out of Nohails hands and proceeded to turn it inside out so she could safely grab the recording as she smashed it in her hands into thousands of pieces. She threw the remains of the inside out Snake at Nohail.
Darkrai was cowering on his stool waiting for his turn.
Reshiram walked over with a cage.
"Wh-what's in the-there Reshiram?" Darkrai asked with a lot of caution.
"Oh! I'm sooo glad you asked!" she in an innocent voice. She opened the cage door for a little dog to walk out. But this is no ordinary dog…
It was the dog that attacked Darkrai on the first day!
"Im-impossible! I saw you explode!" Darkrai cried.
"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!" the dog bellowed as it charged at the directly Darkrai. It jumped onto Darkrai face as he fell off his stool.
"Darkrai is out!" Spectre called out. "And I guess to prevent anymore injuries, despite it brings in the viewers, this round is over! Recap: Groudon, Mew, Zekrom, Latias, Celebi and Darkrai are out! Leaving Giratina, Latios, Deoxys, Kyogre, Arceus and Rayquaza! Next round, extreme disgusting foods!"
Reshiram placed on some gloves and a gas mask. She opened a box that had a sock with stench radiating of the sock. She placed on Latios face as he struggled with the stench. Reshiram tried to fit it over top of his head, but it broke apart to Latios delight.
Oliver was forcing open Giratina's mouth as Nohail was shoving down rotten eggs. There was tears emerging out of his eyes due to the disgustingness. He grabbed the bowl and threw up in it as he walked off in to the house.
"WOW! I thought Giratina would make it to the end, but he is finishing in 6th place!" Spectre announced. Arceus rolled her eyes at her boyfriends failed attempt as Reshiram was pouring soul lumpy milk, egg yolk, fish slim all over her head.
Deoxys was being forced to eat a bar of soap as Oliver was placing a balloon over his head meaning it was forcing Deoxys to swallow the bar of soap. He succeed as Oliver walked off.
Nohail was doing the worse of them all however to poor Kyogre. He was eating some crackers as he was chewing with his mouth open and eventually spitting it all over her. She was squirming around trying to avoid the mushed up food. She couldn't take it as she jumped off the stool to shake off the munched off food.
"And Kyogre is gone!" Spectre shouted to the 4 remaining Legends. "Ok! Latios, Rayquaza, Deoxys and Arceus place on your head phones!"
The four remaining legends placed on their headphones.
Rayquaza had someone screaming as loud as they could, trying to bursts his ear drums.
Arceus had recording of Dialga and Palkia arguing again, but this time she knew if she broke the headphone, she would be eliminated.
Deoxys had songs from Justin Bieber, One direction, 30 seconds of summer playing on repeat.
Latios, however got a message.
"Hello Latios." It was Reshirams voice. "If you are listening to this, you have made it to the final four. Now what will break you? Terrible boy bands? The pokemon that annoying you the most in the world arguing non-stop? Someone screaming as loud as possible? No. I have something much worse in mind…" Reshiram spoke in the recording. Latios gulped as his pupils dark and small.
"I just wanted to say… Zekrom gave me a wonderful night about a week ago. It was perfect. The pleasure and lust we were radiating. The fierce passion we were showing. But Zekrom never mentioned you once…" Reshiram spoke. An angry look emerged on Latios face as he turned his head to the dragon of truths.
"We don't you just admitted it already and quit the act! I want to talk to you. Now!" Reshiram demanded as Latios ripped off the headphones and stormed off the stool.
"And Latios is… Out?" Spectre announced only to get confused at what was happening.
"Admit it!" Reshiram said bluntly to his face.
"No." Latios replied just as bluntly.
"You know what? You have the looks, the charisma, and the personality! Yet you don't have a girlfriend? Despite nearly every girl that's not in a relationship is head over heels in love with you!" Reshiram spoke, finally having enough of his bullshit. And she knew he wouldn't reveal her and Zekroms relationship, due to him not wanting to hurt Zekrom.
All the legendaries that were eliminated from the challenge went outside to watch the argument. Spectre signalled to Deoxys, Rayquaza and Arceus to take off their headphones and listen in.
"Wh-what are you get-getting at here?" Latios stuttered with a nervous look.
"Come on Latios! Just tell us who you like! I'm sure that lucky legend would say yes anyways!" Reshiram taunted, knowing Latios was on the edge of breaking.
"Is it Meloetta? She sure has a beautiful voice." Reshiram asked.
"No!" Latios shouted back.
"How about Ho-Oh? One of the prettiest legends in the hall!"
"No!" Latios shouted even louder.
"What about the female Mewtwo that lives in the Unova region! She is smart and strong!"
"I don't even know her!"
"Then who is the lucky female?" Reshiram smirked as she knew her plan was on the verge of success.
"I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE GIRLS IN THE HALL!" Latios shouted with his face red with anger.
"Why not?" Reshiram continued as she was dying to hear what he was about to say next.
"BECAUSE I'M GAY!" he roared only to realize what he had just said. Reshiram had an evil smirk on her face as everyone else had a shocked expression on their face.
"Yo-you're… gay?" Giratina asked with caution, not knowing what Latios would do next. The chick magnet of the hall… was gay? There was no signs at all!
"Brother… when did this happen?" Latias stepped forwards, still with a green face.
"I…I…Um, uh… I-"Latios stuttered as tears began to run out of his eyes. He ran as fast as he could through the crowd of the legends to his room.
"LATIOS! WAIT!" Latias cried out before Giratina stopped her.
"Hey, Latias. I know this is a shock, but he needs time. I don't think any of us saw it coming." Giratina convinced the female eon pokemon, who had a sad look.
Nobody noticed Zekrom though. His face paled. Before the Alto mare accident, he and Latios were never really friends. Now… was it his fault? That Latios was gay. Could Reshiram been right this entire time about him?
"Er, well that was unexpected…" Spectre mumbled. "Uh. I know I said there would be only two winners. But after that… I really don't want to go on. So I'm declaring Deoxys, Arceus and Rayquaza the winners…" Spectre announced.
Rayquaza got up and went to give Latias some comfort via a hug.
Arceus was in shock.
"Well… Nohail and Oliver, your jobs here are done. You can go home now. Uh, tomorrow you guys will be going out with a partner of choice. I have to head… back to my office. Good bye?" Spectre told the stunned legends as he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Arcy? What does gay mean?" Mew asked Arceus innocently. Arceus really didn't know how to answer this…
"Uh... Uh… um" Arceus struggled to find words. Cue Giratina to save her.
"It means that Latios wants to find happiness with another male. I know it seems confusing, but we have to give him our support…" Giratina explained too Mew.
All the legends went inside to get cleaned up and just relax for the night. Nobody bothered with checking Latios as only time will help him now.
Authors Note: And At last! Latios secret comes out (I'm sure many of you already figured it out) that he is gay.
Sorry this took longer. I was out for awhile going to thing called the Armageddon Expo which is New Zealands version of Comic con. I bought an ancient origins booster box and Got Hoopa unbound Ex and a Full art Lugia EX. Also bought a Roaring skies booster box and in the first pack was Mega Rayquaza and in the second was Rayquaza. Then just heaps of Plushies (Attack forme Deoxys, Genesect, Latios and Umbreon).
Nothing to do with Pokemon, But I also bought Jacob Frye's Cane from Assassin's Creed syndicate, which I get entertained with to easily.
I have the thick of the plot for the sequel (Minus the legends because that decided by you guys) thought up and ready to go.
And the whole Reshiram - Latios argument format is like MewLover54's Staying at the hall (No I didn't copy Latios being gay from there, I found it afterwards) So just a shout out to him.
And next chapter is another one I've been wanting to do for awhile.
As always, Review, Suggest or PM. Poke_Spectre OUT!
Darkrai's injury of the day:
Being attacked by a dog. Again. Plus being hit by Lighting.