LEGENDS IN A NEW WORLD: Chapter 29
Disclaimer: I OWN POKEMON! Jk, I don't :(
A few days after the wedding, Spectre had everyone that participated in the trip and a few others were now sat down in front of what looked like a talk show stage.
"Welcome all! As you might all remember we did a Q and A whilst in the Human world. Well, I decided to bring it back!" Spectre announced.
"Last time we did it private…" Giratina asked with caution.
"Well, I thought this would be more entertaining!" Spectre chuckled as Nohail joined in with the joke.
"Up first is going to be Mew!" Spectre said, getting out a piece of paper. Mew walked up and sat down.
Mew - What's 9 plus 10?
"A number!" Mew shouted out happily.
To Mew: Have one of the older Legends given you the "talk" yet?
"The talk? What is that?" Mew asked Spectre. Spectre started to make cutting signals by his neck towards the camera to stop recording.
PLEASE STAND BY.
Mew: Have some candy :)
"Woo Hoo! Candy!" Mew celebrated.
Mew: Can you share your Halloween candy with me? I finished all of mine...
"Well, you can have some of the candy I just got! Here you go!" Mew said as the candy magically disappeared.
Mew: Y U SO HYPER?
"CAUSE WHY NOT!" Mew shouted happily, jumping up and down on the sofa.
Mew: How old are you? And if you're the mother pokemon, why do you act like a child.
"I dunno. Cause being immature is fun! Technically, I'm only a few years younger than the Weather trio and they are ancient, but I like being a kid. So I decided to stay that age for forever!" Mew explained, waving her arms in the air.
Mew: HUGS!
"Yay! I love Hugs!" Mew shouted, with a portal opening up and hugging Wolf master97, a guy that looked exactly like Hayden.
One for Mew- Why is Mewtwo so much better than you are?
"I'm not fazed! As long as Two is my friend, I'm happy!" Mew said.
"Mew. He hates you." Arceus said to Mew, who just shrugged her shoulders.
Mew: More CANDY!
"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!" she yelled over and over again.
Mew: How many licks would it take to get to the centre of this football field in diameter tootsie pop?
"Well, lets go find out!" Mew said walking off the stage with the tootsie pop to go answer the question.
"Well, she just left. Eh, that was her last question anyways. Next is Arceus." Spectre said as she walked up.
Arceus: Now that Mews occupied for the next week, you're welcome.
"Thanks!" Arceus said in relief.
"I'm back!" Mew said walking in the door.
"You were saying?" Arceus grumbled.
Arceus: What are you gonna do about all of Mew's candy?
"Probably burn it." Arceus said straight forward.
To Arceus: How is Giratina on Sex night? I:3
Arceus gave Spectre a glare as Giratina blushed. "Do I have to answer this?" Arceus asked him
"Yep."
"(Sigh) He is alright. Kinda of weird having god and Satan fucking each other but eh." Arceus admitted.
Arceus: IF you were to have kids what would they look like, would you like little Arceus' running around, or little Giratinas.
"First off, I don't even know if we will get that far in the relationship. But who knows, if we do, I guess a blend, seeming I'm god. Imagine a little girl Giratina." Arceus laughed at the thought.
Arceus: How stressful is your job? Also have two million cookies and candys! (Mew is probably gonna eat it (°3°)
"I will have to admit, despite Spectre giving us shit for 3 months, having a break was great! You'll not believe half of the bullshit that gets reported. I'll take the cookies, but like I said before, I'll probably be burning the candy to stop Mew getting a hold of it." Arceus rambled on.
Arceus: Are you sad that you have to go back to running the Universe?
"Yes and no. Yes, because I have to go back to babysitting the idiots such as Raikou and Palkia. No, because I never took to granted my powers. The fact I, god of the pokemon world, was powerless against Oliver." Arceus stated.
Arceus: Out of all the legends that did not go on the trip, top 3 that annoy you the most?
"Probably Palkia because he has no common sense. Virizion, because of the way she acts, thinking she is a princess and that all the boys are willing to fuck her. And the one that annoys me the most probably the Red Genesect. We go back a long time, cause of him trying to defy me as he built up the Genesect army. I simply wiped out the species. But now some humans decided to resurrect them from a fossil as robots and advance them, giving them cannons on their backs." Arceus stated.
Arceus - When will Sinnoh remakes be made?
"I dunno. Ask Gamefreak when Pokemon Z or X2 Y2 or XYZ is being released, then we'll talk about Sinnoh remakes." She said.
For Arceus- How does it feel to know that you created a bunch of screaming lunatics? Also, how does it feel to know that you are a primal Dunsparce?
"About the Dunsparce bit, fuck you. And like I said in the first Q and A, I regret some of the Legends existence, but they are fundamental to the universe." Arceus moaned.
Arceus: Do you have a secret Mega form we don't know about? And why Is Rayquaza so broken!
"Not saying about the mega form, you have to wait and see. And don't blame me about Rayquaza, it's his fault. Thank you!" Arceus said pointing at him as she walked off the stage.
"Deoxys is up now!" Spectre shouted.
Deoxys: How long will you stand being in that jail cell? Just punch through the friggin wall!
"First off, that cell we were in was created to prevent people escaping. The only way to leave was via Oliver." Deoxys told the camera and audience.
Deoxys: Did you know you are missing 3 things to be truly badass?
"Does it look like I care? Every badass has their own way of being Badass. Mine is just my cool, death defying personality, these headphones and my witty comebacks" Deoxys listed.
Deoxys: Do you know what those 3 things are?
"Enlighten me." Deoxys said with a bored tone.
Deoxys: They are, outrageously spikey hair, a sword that's clearly compensating for something and belts, lots and lots of belts.
"The typical stereotype. Lemme guess? If it had of been 4 things, the forth would have been having extremely large muscles? Like I said before, I have my own way and works perfectly fine."
Deoxys: So, was the female version of you your sister or friend or something?
"Yes. She was my sister. We haven't been that close, but hey, at least I can call someone my sister" Deoxys admitted.
For Deoxys- Would you enjoy hunting a massive serpent the size of a small island?
"Would I ever! Count me in!" Deoxys yelled, interested in the hunt.
For Deoxys again- Would you screw another Deoxys, if there were something different about them?
"I dunno. I may seem like a guy that just wants to pull all the bitches. But in reality, I'm not into having a long term relationship. Besides, she would probably slow me down!" Deoxys said, not really caring about sharing info about his personal life.
Deoxys: Just so you know, you're kind of the whipping boy for my stories, what are you gonna do about it now, bitch?
"Absolutely nothing. I'm not that Deoxys, so not my problem. I feel sorry for the guy by the sound of things though." Deoxys admitted showing some sympathy.
Deoxys: Any love interests?
"Not looking for a long term relationship."
Deoxys - Who do you like?
"Like I said, not looking for a long term relationship."
Deoxys: Has anyone every asked you out before or does all the girls just ignore you?
"Nope. Never. I'm not fazed by it. Means one less person to slow me down." Deoxys said.
Deoxys: The badass dude... Who do you like? (Cough) Diance (cough)
"First off, who is Diance?" Deoxys joked.
"Taking it seriously" Spectre growled at him.
"Ugh, fine! No, I have no interest in Diancie. She is too timid and stuck up for me. Princess of the diamond kingdom this and princess of the diamond kingdom that." Deoxys explained. "We done?"
"Not quiet. Celebi come up and Deoxys stay here." Spectre told them. Celebi walked up and gave Deoxys a glare.
Celebi & Deoxys: Can you do me a favour? Duel, here are your swords. Now fight for the audience's
Celebi furiously swung at Deoxys, but he simply deflected all of her hits. He then fight the sword out of her hand as she fell over on to the ground as Deoxys placed the tip of the sword centimetres away from her face.
"I win." He said before walking off back to the audience as Celebi went up next.
Celebi: What was first thought on your human appearance?
"Fan-Fucking-tastic. I look like a little twelvie." She said with an Agro tone.
Celebi: How's Frank?
"Oh yeah him. Well, the author forgot about him during the Oliver Arc. So let's just pretend he just died. But eh, I'm pretty sure he was cheating on me." Celebi admitted with a straight face.
Celebi: Are you on any medication for some degree of insanity?
"HEY! What are you trying to say here bub!? I'm just angry all the time because people piss me off so much! I'm not on any fucking drugs K?" Celebi screamed in anger.
Celebi: Do you have issues?
"Do you?" she asked with hostility.
Here's one for Celebi- Has she considered torturing Deoxys instead of killing him, since he has that insane regeneration, it will provide more satisfaction?
"As much of a good idea that is, he is too fast for me to actually capture. His reaction time is fucking out of this world." Celebi said.
She walked off as Darkrai walked on.
Darkrai: Hey Darky boy! My team's gotten stronger! Wanna rematch?
"Bring it!" Darkrai said determinedly.
Darkrai: So, what was it like, being around sharks?
"Scary as heck! If I hadn't of watch TV, I would have been there dinner!" Darkrai cowered.
Darkrai (If he is alive): LOVE ME!
"Whoa. Uh, I don't even know you?" Darkrai stumbled.
Darkrai: You're the best! Meloetta or Cresselia doesn't deserve some one as awesome as you!
"Uh, thanks I guess?" Darkrai muttered as Meloetta and Cresselia, who were both in the crowd gave him angry glares.
Darkrai- How does it feel to know that you cock blocked yourself with Meloetta?
"Don't remind me…" Darkrai mumbled.
Darkrai: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! THE CREATURE!
"AHHHH!?" Darkrai panicked. "Wai-? That's my shadow!" he fumed.
Darkrai: So, you feeling better? How are the nightmares coming?
"Slightly better. Getting acid poured on you, falling in to shark infested waters, having a car fall on you and nearly being burnt alive is pretty traumatising. And I think I'm starting to get a hand on controlling my powers!"
To Darkrai: What's the best time you had with Meloetta?
"The relationship itself… I wish I could all make it up…" Darkrai moaned, showing his grief.
Darkrai: How did it feel to be a badass when you shot Max?
"Well, it was me or him when I decided that I was going to kill Rayquaza. Do I show remorse right now? A little seeming I took a guy's life. What stopped me from killing Rayquaza was the fact I didn't want Latias to fall into depression again or worse…" Darkrai admitted his actions. "And knowing, me out of all people, saved the day. It gives me a good feeling"
Darkrai: Are you now afraid of sharks.
"Slightly."
Darkrai: ... WHY! (Sobs) IS IT TRUE YA NOT COMING BACK? WHAT ABOUT HER? (Points to Mella)
Meloetta face turned red from anger and was about to storm out before Nohail stopped her. Darkrai sighed. "Guessing this Question was sent in before they found out I was alive?" Darkrai left as three went up for short questions.
Meloetta: Why can't you forgive the poor man and take him back? He's suffered every day since you left? Or do you not care? I think his daily injuries are enough to atone. (C the gag there?)
"Then maybe he should have thought first before putting his lips on that slut's mouth and placing his hands on her arse!" Meloetta hissed.
Meleotta - Give Darkrai a break! Ok, you should have seen some of the shit he went through.
"The fact he can't spend a day without pissing his pants! Do you know what being cheated on is like!?" Meloetta screamed with tears running out of her eyes. She stormed off and out of the room.
Cresselia: Are you still mad at Darkrai?
"Not as much. After hearing he saved Rayquaza's life and he offered me to stay at his Island for as long as I like while mine got cleared, I lightened up a little." Cresselia admitted.
Hayden: Tell me me, I, we, us? Nevermind, did you get laid?
"Sadly not…" Hayden said scratching his head sheepishly.
Cresselia and Hayden left as Latios went up.
"This should be good…" Spectre muttered.
Hey Latios, now that your fangirls know you're gay, how do they react to you now, knowing that there is less than 0% chance of getting with you?
P.S, I found two weird stones, one is purple and blue, the other is purple and red. Do you want it?
"A lot of them are avoiding me completely, but I'm fine with it. Means my life is slightly quieter. I've stayed friends with a couple such as Ho-Oh and Xerneas. It's sad that I broke their precious little hearts, but if it wasn't for my sexuality, I would most likely have been deleted by Valhond. As for the stones, sure I'll have them!" Latios said with the two stones appearing in his hand.
Latios: I'm so very sorry about the whole AI thing and Reshiram killing you etc etc etc but don't forget anything that happened while in the distortion world!
"I've come to grip that I can't deny what I truly I'm, so it's fine. As for Reshiram, we see eye to eye now. When she did kill me, I was never sent back to distortion world. All I saw was black." He admitted.
Latios: Are you sad that you're just a computer program?
"Like I said, I have accepted what I am. That's all I can do about." Latios said calmly.
Latios: What does Death feel like?
"It's hard to explain. When my old self sacrificed himself to save Alto mare, I felt nothing as I just faded away. As for Reshiram killing me, I knew it would be painful, but I had to make sure Zekrom knew the truth." Latios told the audience.
Latios: So you're based off an anime character. A mix between a mass serial killer and a Bi guy? How do you feel about that?
"Eh. Having those features saved my life when death was on the brink. So I'll say I'm fine with it. I think the serial killer part is gone for good now." Latios confessed.
Latios: You're a Yandere girl right?
"I guess in a way…" he said gloomily "If I have to have a nickname in the genre, I would prefer Yandere Boy…"
Latios: And your chosen target is Zekrom, right?
"The prime reason I targeted Zekrom was because he saved me in the distortion world. That was the real Latios he saved. Something cracked in his mind due to the chaos of 13 years in the distortion world causing him to have an obsession with him, which Valhond didn't attend on, and then I was created. The obsession the real one had for Zekrom eventually turned into a virus inside of me resulting in a turn of my sexuality.
Latios: Is..is Zekrom your senpai?
"If that's what you want to call it then yes. But I have agreed to stay friends regardless of the feelings I have for him…" Latios muttered.
Latios (The one still in hell): How do you feel that there's a gay computer you that's alive right now.
"The real Latios could not feature on the show tonight. So we went in to the distortion world and got an answer. He was surprised at first. Well, that's an understatement… he cursed quite a bit and yeah…" Spectre read off the piece of paper.
Latios (live computer one): What are you gonna do now relating to Zekrom and Reshiram?
"As I have already mentioned, I'm at eye to eye terms with Reshiram and we have become slightly friendlier to each other. As for Zekrom… as much as I have feelings for him, I have agreed to stay just friends." Latios muttered in embarrassment.
"All right, next up we have his sister and the wife to Rayquaza, Latias." Spectre announced. Latias walked up.
Dear Latias: Congratz on getting married!
"Hahaha. Thank you so much!" Latias thanked.
Latias: That Oliver creep! Smack him upside the head for me!
To Latias: Snap out of it! Oliver is using you!
Latias: I hope Rayquaza kicks Oliver's ass!
Latias: Snap out of it!
Latias just sweat dropped by the questions
"Well, Oliver is now dead thanks to Rayie and Darkrai. I'm in honest glad I have no memory of when I was with him. But his powers may have been strong, but the bond between me and Rayie was stronger!" Latias said.
"Yo, Rayquaza up you and Latias stay there" Spectre said. Rayquaza groaned as he know what was coming up next.
Latias & Rayquaza: So, what do you think the kids will be, Latias, Latios, Rayquazas or even hybrids?
"Well, I don't know if it's possible for us unless Arceus bends some rules or we just do it in human form… I'm fine just knowing I got married to Rayie!" Latias chirped.
"If it is possible, probably like a Latias or Latios with my possible colour scheme and maybe my move set. I'll just never teach it how to master dragon ascent though." Rayquaza said.
Latias: How many kids would you want as we all know he has no say in the matter. They're always your Latias, he's just a donor. As far as bottom line of where they are.
Rayquaza just shrugged his shoulders.
"Maybe two or three. I defiantly want to have a girl to name after my friend Bianca back in alto mare!" Latias told the camera.
"Latias, you may leave now. Ray stay." Spectre told the two.
Rayquaza: Swag lv?
"A couple of thousand. The humans of Hoenn bow down to my swagness. Is that even a word?" Rayquaza asked.
Rayquaza - Now where from here?
"Well, assuming Groudon and Kyogre go back to wanting to kill each other, stopping them from resetting the world. Watching over the world from the ozone layer and spending time with Latias. And anything else if I have some free time." Rayquaza listed, earning a few scoffs from the direction where Groudon and Kyogre were sitting.
Rayquaza: Y U So Broken?
"Why don't you learn to spell?... Ok I'm sorry, other than Arceus holding back, someone has to be the strongest mega. And that is me." Rayquaza admitted.
Rayquaza: I'm sorry about the whole Oliver Latias thing. Where are you planning your wedding?
"Guessing this was sent in before Oliver death. Well, now that ass is dead thanks to Darkrai. And the wedding has been and gone."
To Rayquaza- Why are you such a bitch to get to? There is evil, and then there is rude, man! You are rude.
"Well, I'm a pokemon right? An extremely over-powered one with Humans drooling to capture. You know? I'm just a pokemon that can stop two Primordial idiots from resetting the world, it's nothing. I'm not going to make myself easy to capture and besides, if they get even close, one hyperbeam or dragon pulse should do the trick!" Rayquaza explained.
Rayquaza: How's it feel to be married now? Do you believe that you gave up your freedom by saying "I do" do you think anything will change.
"This is what I want in life. To spend the rest of my existence with Latias. She is practically my life now, as you saw how easily I broke down when Oliver televised him proposing to her. So let's say I was to die tomorrow, I can die knowing I made the right choice in marrying the love of my life." Rayquaza said.
Rayquaza: How badly does Latias have you whipped?
Rayquaza just glared at Spectre.
"Whip as in torture or sexual bondage?" he grumbled.
"Either works."
"Ugh, ONCE! OK! ONCE Sexual bondage! All I'm saying!" Rayquaza shouted as he walked off.
"Giratina is up now!" Spectre yelled.
Giratina: I want a Platinum remake! Primal Creation trio!
"As sad as it is, I can only see diamond and pearl remakes and then a platinum or renegade episode as a post story plot. As for the primal, Dialga and Palkia can have Primal forms, I want mega evolution" Giratina explained.
To Giratina- Why are you so GOD DAMN AWESOME? I freaking loved you in Diamond.
"Hahaha! Thanks man!" Giratina thanked. "Trust me! I was better in Platinum with my Origin form, with all the spikes, the face mask thing, the tendrils!" Giratina complemented himself.
Giratina: Are you and Arcy gonna marry?
"We have only been dating for a few months now. Maybe in a year or two if I can muster up the courage. I mean Ray and Latias had been dating for 13 years." Giratina said.
Giratina - Primal or mega form?
"Mega form." Giratina confessed.
Giratina: Hang in there! And good luck with Arceus! Don't tell Arceus, but I think of you as a deity over her.
"Shhh. Not so loud! Thanks though…" Giratina whispered as looked over to see if Arceus heard. Thankfully not. Speaking of which, Spectre told her to come over here.
Arceus & Giratina: Has the experience given you too any, incentives? wink wink
The both just blushed before Giratina cleared his throat.
"Well, you could say not enough incentives hehe." He joked only to earn a slap on the head by Arceus.
"No comment." She said as she dragged Giratina off the stage.
"Up next shall be Reshiram!"
Reshiram: HOW DARE YOU!
"How dare me what? Decapitating Latios? Manipulating Zekrom in to killing Innocents? Remember! I was against my own will." Reshiram yelled slightly.
Reshiram: Other than Zekrom, now you two broke up, who would you be interested in?
"Like I said the other day, I'm not ready for dating again. The only person I have ever loved has been him. Boys you can try, but you are guaranteed to fail!" Reshiram explained.
Reshi: (tackles her) YOU GET BACK WITH ZEKROM NOW!
A random person that looked exactly like Moon was dragging Zekrom along and then spear tackled Reshiram.
"What the!? Security!" Reshiram shouted at Nohail, who teleported the person away.
"Zekrom you can stay, some group questions now…"
Zekrom&Reshiram: Are you 2 back together? Cause I was rooting for you.
"No. We are not. We have agreed to remain friend at the hall but in the outside world, we have to fight. A few of the legends avoid us because of our relationship. But thank you for the support." Reshiram explained.
"It's funny, a few legends actually said to me they were impressed that we kept the secret a secret for so long! Our arguing convinced everyone we hated each other. Then the fact neither of us have been in a relationship!" Zekrom continued on.
Zekrom and Reshiram: So now that your secret is out, now what?
"Remain friends, like I said." Reshiram said as Zekrom nodded in agreement. Reshiram left as Zekrom stayed.
Zekrom and Reshiram: Does Kyurem require you two to become Black and white Kyurem?
"No. The bastard has mastered his powers and now can change at free will" Zekrom answered.
"Zek. Your turn now."
Zekrom: Get back with Reshi!
"The relationship is over. But we will remain friends. I'm sorry…" Zekrom said gloomily.
Zekrom: Other than Reshiram, now you two broke up, who would you be interested in?
"I dunno. Like Reshiram said, I'm not ready to go back into the dating game just yet. Over time, maybe." Zekrom admitted.
Zekrom: You broke up with your lover of years on, because she was under mind control and killed Latios, who was trying to kill her for like 5 chapters. Did Latios make you gay?
"Listen. At the time, I was in shock and in panic after just seeing someone get decapitated in front of me, I wasn't thinking straight. And now that everyone knows, I decided to make the break up permanent…" Zekrom stressed.
Zekrom: Ask out Diancie, she seems nice :) Once you get over Reshiram that is...
"Thanks but… Diancie is nice and all, but a fairy and Dragon… Yeah." Zekrom said before getting up and going.
"Come on up Kyogre!" Spectre called out.
Kyogre: Groudon's not a bad guy! Please try being friends with him?
Kyogre just started rubbing her temples on the side of her head.
"Ugh, were friends for now. But most likely, we will go back to slaughtering each other." Kyogre moaned.
For Kyogre- How does it feel, knowing that you took an hour and a half of my life to catch with a Pokeball?
"Good. I hope that version of me origin pulsed your ass open!" Kyogre snapped.
"Trust me! On my first go of Alpha sapphire, it took me 2 and a half hours cause the bitch would not stay in!" Spectre explained his troubles.
Kyogre: How is your relationship with Hayden?
"We keep in contact which is good! About a month ago, he sent me a picture of the titanic on the bottom of the ocean!" Kyogre explained.
Kyogre: So, what are you gonna do now, you know being friend ish with Groudon?
"Stay friends until one of us does something so stupid, it will return us back to killing each other." Kyogre said blandly.
Kyogre: Don't be such a bitch when it comes to: Groudon and Moon also When r u going to ask Groudon out?
Kyogre started to blush madly.
"HEY! HEY! She started that argument! And asking… him out? I'm kind of into Hayden, I think I'll stay friends for now." Kyogre retaliated.
Kyogre left as Groudon walked on.
Groudon: Nice going with the fish! And Chelsea will beat Man U! You gonna ask Kyogre out sometime?
"First off, 14th. And thanks, I thought giving her support when in a dire time would earn me some brownie points for a while. And about asking her out, seeming that was my ultimate goal and that kind of failed, I'm ok with friends. Besides, who knows when we might go back to killing each other?" Groudon admitted sheepishly.
Groudon: Did you ever really care about soccer or was that something you took up to piss her off?
"Honestly, not really. I saw it as a way see if we have the same interests and in the end we just picked the teams cause of the colours" Groudon confessed.
Groudon: what where in those 'special pictures?' For all we know, they were men, or fluffy mew pictures?
"You implying I'm gay? Or worse fluffy Mew photos!? No! Seeming they found them all in the salvaging of the house might as well spill the beans, they were sexual photographs of some of the females and let's say kinky positions… yeah, the other day, I found out they found them during Latias bachelorette party and they decided to brutally beat me up after the wedding!" Groudon said, rubbing his head.
For Groudon- How does it feel to know that in the original games, Kyogre would kick his ass?
Groudon just pulled the middle finger at the camera.
"That was 2002. Times have changed." He hissed.
Groudon: What are you gonna do now about being a player?
"I'll still flirt from time to time again. But I think I'll go easy for a while seeming they found the photos…" Groudon muttered.
Groudon: You have a girl (Moon) begging to be with you. Why did you not hook up with her?
"I honestly don't know why. She was into me, yet I wasn't into her, yet she was willing to help me get with Kyogre while I completely ignored her feelings. Looking back on it now… eh, she probably hates me seeming she was the one that found the photos." Groudon said, showing some signs of regret.
Groudon: When are you gonna ask Kyogre on a date?
"Beats me. Would like to, but we'll stay friends for now."
"OK! Nohail, you have some questions to answer!" Spectre told him.
Nohail: U AWESOME
"I know I'm the best!" he boasted.
To Nohail: Swag
"Right back at yah!" Nohail said, clicking his fingers at the camera.
Nohail: So now that you're free, what you going to do now?
"Well, after the chaos caused in earth, I decided to re-design our contact and return as Spectres assistant." Nohail explained.
One for Nohail- What is your favourite memory?
"Easily dragging Dinosaurs through a portal and then riding them into battle, even if it did only last a few minutes in the city!" Nohail said.
Nohail - If you could wipe out one country in the human world, what one and why?
"Hard choice. Not answering for reasons. One: I don't want to receive hate and Two: What if people that are from that country are reading. Eh, I'll just blow up Narnia cuz why not!" Nohail explained.
Dear Nohail: Tell us how to author system works?
"Ok. So people are inherited into being students, and if successful, they will become Authors. The next rank is Admin, for example, Valhond. Spectre was retarded and forgot to explain there are four Admins, with both me and Spectre working under Valhond. And then there is the Owner, said to be the origin of existence itself. So Students, then Author, the admin and then Owner!" Nohail finished off.
"Righto then! Time for all questions!"
All: Best memory of the trip?
Arceus – Getting with Giratina.
Darkrai – Honestly, Killing Oliver and saving the day.
Celebi – Meeting Frank.
Latias – Rayie proposing to me.
Mew – Halloween!
Rayquaza – Proposing to Latias.
Zekrom – Anytime with Reshiram until the secret got out…
Groudon – the Burma trail with Kyogre.
Deoxys – killing that serpent was fun, I guess.
Giratina – I maned up and asked out Arceus.
Kyogre – Meeting Hayden!
Reshiram – Is it bad if I say decapitating Latios was slightly pleasuring? Even if I was against my own will?
Latios – Defying Valhond.
Nohail – Riding into a city on Dinosaurs.
Spectre – Getting my Powers back!
For everyone- Who is your biggest crush, if you have one? It can't be your current partner *Cough Cough Arceus and Latias.* It also has to be a Pokemon.
Arceus – Lugia. I know that British prick has been into me for years, but it was one sided. So I'll just go with that.
Darkrai – Meloetta or Cresselia… But Cress is taken so…
Celebi – All the boys here are morons! Ugh, I guess Yveltal seeming we sharing the same goals in killing everything that pisses us off.
Latias – I'm married now so I'm not answering this!
Mew – Manaphy is pretty cute.
Rayquaza – I'm with Latias on this one.
Zekrom – … Ho-oh maybe… I don't know… I'm not ready.
Groudon – Kyogre despite everything I've said…
Deoxys – Do I have to answer this? Shit… maybe Suicune? I really don't care as long as there not a stuck up bitch.
Giratina – Maybe Xerneas? She is nice, pretty and good will. But then again when I was a renegade, I said some pretty nasty shit about her…
Kyogre – I'll just say Terrakion, because he is strong and handsome.
Reshiram – I'm still into Zekrom… but you know…
Latios – Is it bad to say still Zekrom…
Nohail – Eh, I don't need love.
Author – Me get with a Pokemon? HAHAHAH!
Favourite YouTuber.
Arceus – Any Youtuber that doesn't do Minecraft vids…
Darkrai – GameboyLuke or Patterrz
Celebi – Any channel that involved torture or murder styles and I'm sweet.
Latias – Zoella
Mew – (ThefineBros) Kids react to:
Rayquaza – NateWantsToBattle
Zekrom – Let's Play
Groudon – MarcusDibble
Deoxys – Nitro circus
Giratina – KingBach
Kyogre – Zoella
Reshiram – ThatcherJoe
Latios – All the Sidemen channels (KSI, Miniminter, Vikkstar123, Zerkaa Etc.)
Nohail – MunchingOrange or Verlisify.
Author – TVFilthyFrank. (WARNING: Unless you want to be mentally disturbed and disgusted. This is the guy to watch. One of his recent videos, he made his friend (who lost a bet) get a Pewdiepie tattoo on his ass) I really don't know what's wrong with me. WARNING
"And folks that is all-"Spectre started only to be cut off.
"HEY! What about you!" Arceus demanded.
"Oh, I didn't get any questions… boo hoo." Spectre said sarcastically.
"Stop lying Spector boy!" an unknown voice boomed out.
"No… that voice…" Spectre muttered. "HE IS BACK! LEGENDS HIDE FLEE WHILST YOU CAN!" Spectre screamed.
"Uh, from who?" Giratina asked.
"DOES IT MATTER!? When I first became Author, I met this demon!" Spectre yelled.
"Now that's just rude." The voice said as a human was now behind Spectre.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US, YOU BITCH!?" Spectre yelled at the person that… looked exactly like him.
"Dude, calm down. I'm not here to do anything other than read the questions directed to you." The human said. Spectre just started whimpering.
"And you are who?" Rayquaza asked this time.
"Oh, my name is not important, all you need to know is that I'm Spectre alter-ego in a physical form." The man now identified as Spectre's alter ego.
"Spectre, has an alter ego? Why haven't we ever seen you before?" Latias questioned.
"Simple. We split apart when Spectie became author. I've travelled through universes ever since, then heard he went on a little adventure for 3 months" he said
"I have to admit, I've watch videos of you grow from what you once were to where you now. But unfortunately-" the alter ego started only to be cut off by spectre.
"Aww, Shucks. That actually kind of sweet of you." Spectre said out loud.
"… You've become an even bigger retard…" he said before walking off to answer the questions directed for Spectre.
Spectre face went from a happy one to a frown.
Spectre: What inspired you to write this awesome Fan Fiction? Plus I'll be Following Sequel when it is first up!
"One day, I was just watching TV I think some city show, not Pokemon because the English version is cringe worthy. I was also playing I think ORAS at the time, trying to capture one of the Regi's and I said to myself, 'What if legends were to go to a human world without Pokemon as Humans' and here we are today!" the alter ego explained.
Annnnnd To Spectre: Thanks for this awesome story!
"Like I said Spectre over here has developed a lot since the first chapter. Looking at the first chapter to today." he said, implying Spectres improvement.
Spectre: Did you know Celebi lit your pants on fire?
Spectre started to run around, cursing as his pants were burning away. The alter ego just chuckled, while Spectre just cried.
"Can (Sniff) you all go please. I'm being tortured enough as it is being in this butts presences?" Spectre cried as all the legends left. However… there was one question left.
Spectre: So, can you give us a sneak peak of the sequel? How will that work?
"Right, the last question and the last bit of the story. Fitting it is a question about the sequel, the legends don't know it yet. So pretty much Spectre and I will be picking events that happen through the course of history such as ancient Rome, Vikings, pirates, French revolution etc. Of course it is not going to be 100% right and that and the fact the legends will all be fucking around." The alter ego explained.
"For the viewers that arrived after the first few chapters, there will be a poll, with every legendary (minus a few such as Phione, Rotom and Volcanion). You'll get 7 picks out of about 50 legends. Only 10 will be joining Arceus into this trip from hell, meaning only 11 are going. It would mean the world if you were to vote! And as for that sneak peak, you could read the little preview here and then go and read the first chapter. Or go there straight away as the first chapter will be up when this one is. So here is the sneak peek!" the alter ego explained. "Role the clip"
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"Tsk. You're more stubborn than I thought o chosen one. Allowing your friend to die just like that…" a figure standing in the shadows spoke.
A man about 18 looked up with black rings around his eyes. He black raven hair was all greasy as was his skin. He had bruises over his body. He was clutching on to an unrecognizable Pokemon due to the damage done to it.
"Yo-you'll never know…" the man spoke.
"Never know what? May I ask?"
What… it's arg! Like to be… Human…" the man spat.
"Your right… I'll never know… but you and I are yet so alike at the same time…" the figure spoke.
"And I can't have any loose ends, now can I?" he muttered.
"PLEASE! NO!"
"THEN TELL ME! Where is the file on the Author!"
"And that's all you're getting. As the first chapter is already out! From the bottom of my heart! I thank you all for reading. PEACE!" the alter ego said before disappearing.
Author's Note: It's been a blast this last 8 months and to finish it with a fun Q and A, what more can I say!
And for the final time (Well for this story Lel) Review, suggest or PM. Poke_Spectre Out!
SEQUEL IS OUT NOW!