FOREST

PLEASE, DON'T LOOK AT ME

The Glaceon looked at me with a large noticeable blush on her face from me watching her masturbate, or even the fact that I came on her back while she was doing so. She had a look of fear in her eyes as well as a look of slight embarrassment, it was a very overwhelmingly cute looke indeed, it made it a struggle to maintain my composure in front of her. I looked at this Glaceon and she looked back at me in complete silence and awkwardness.

"Y-You know…" I started out nervously and cautiously, "I could… cool down that heat you have down there, that is… if you're willing to let me."

She looked at me wide-eyed and expectantly and said, "R-Really? You would do that for me?" as she walked over to me cautiously.

"Y-Yeah, its no problem, Ms. Glaceon."

She kept walking closer to me and approached my still erect and exposed dick. At first I thought she would lick it but she did something completely unexpected, she fucking bit my cock like a damn hotdog!

"Oww… holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you, biting my cock like that!?"

"Whats wrong with me," she began. "whats wrong with you, whats wrong with men!? I have not met a single male, Pokemon or human, that wasn't interested in my goodies! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE WORST KINDS OF PERVERTS!" she scolded me coldheartedly. "Goodbye human, I hope I never have to meet scum like you again." She strutted off with a trail of fresh, glistening frost in her wake.

Dammit, I thought to myself, why the hell did I shoot my juice on her? Why couldn't I have just talked to her normally, now she probably hates my perverted guts. I am such a fucking idiot.

"Do not blame yourself for her action, simple human," I heard a hypnotically deep voice say to me, "Erin is like that to most males. She hates the idea of procreation, and strives to be selfsufficient in every way possible, including parenthood. It has something to do with her horrible, damaged, disgusting past with the male sex. No male has ever been able to penetrate her barrier she put around herself, however she does seem to like females, a bit too much if you ask me. Oh well, who am I to judge the thoughts of others."

Wait a minute, I just looked over at this guy, he is a talking Eevee, a damn Eevee. How can something so small and cute sound so big and sexy? "Excuse me, little Eevee, who are you and how do you know this Glaceon so well?" I asked this Eevee.

"Erin, her name is Erin," he replied.

"Well Excuse me,, how do you know Erin so well?"

"I am a very good friend of her father, may he rest in peace, and I was chosen to watch over her with my life and respect her wishes no matter how bogus or unneccessary they may seem. It was her father's final request for me. Young miss has a big heart, whoever she chooses to open it up to would be very lucky to have her."

I thought awhile about what he had just said and decieded that I would pursue her, since I did have a crush on her. "Please sir…" I started out.

"Marcelous, my name is Marcelous," he corrected me.

"Marcelous, please give me your blessing to go after that beautiful girl, I think I could make her very happy. It would be greatly appreciated," I told the Eevee.

Marcelous chuckled a heavy, deep laugh. "You see, unlike most of this world, this is a pure forest, our ideals don't include humans breeding with Pokemon, or Pokemon breeding with any other species, it is a taboo. Unlike the world in which you come from, where man and Pokemon coexist happily together, this forest is a simpler place, where Pokemon sniff out and hunt weak creatures. It really is a miracle you aren't dead," his voice went from sexy to ominous in the blink of an eye, I am getting worried. "I may be smaller than you, but I have the ability to kill in less than a second. Here is your warning, if I catch you anywhere in this forest or near Erin after today, I will murder you and hang up you pelt above my cave. Now, human, get the hell out of this place."

I wanted to kick the living shit out of this little Eevee, but I was paralyzed by fear. I got my ass out of there before he had a chance to make an "accident" happen and quickly went to see my friend, Blake, and tell him about this experience.

"You liar!" Blake the Rhydon greeted me with upon my return, "you said you had to work today, but when I went to visit, Joy said you are off for the next two days as well as today!" Damn that nurse, she needs to keep my friends in the dark where they belong.

"Sorry I have been lying to you, I was in that forest and I found a Glaceon and got caught beating off to her…" I explaine to Blake.

"That forest," he asked with a frightened expression, "you mean, Turbacuman Forest?"

"Yes, that forest. Why?"

Blake suddenly got this dark expression in his face and his pupil seemed to shrink a bit, as if his mind was transforming.

"Stay away from that forest, there are Pokemon there and they are not friendly, believe me. All Pokemon in this town know about Turbacuman Forest, human should stay in the dark, but since you're one of my closest friends, I will tell you. Turbacuman is a forest where viscious, evil, and ridiculously strong Pokemon live as hunters, hunting and keeping the week as trophies after they feast on them. They hunt anything from humans to their own family. The name Turbacuman is three words combined, it is called "Turn Back Human" Forest. Stay away from that forest, I can't get into it much, but the more you go in there, the more you will see the true natures of the Pokemon in this town. Stay away from Turbacuman."

True natures? What the hell does that mean, I need more answers. "Wait Blake, what do you mean true… WAAAHHHH!" Blake just pinned me against the wall, I see in his eyes filled with murderous intent.

"Jared, this is the final time we discuss this, if you truly value your existence as a human, stay away from Turbacuman. I would tell you more, but I value my life."

Blake released me and walked out of my home while I struggled to regain my breath. I don't know what "Turn Back Human" Forest necessarilly is but I do know it is important to this town, and I shouldn't look much into it. But then again… Erin…

Erin…

A/N: AKI HERE,ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE BEEN WRITING, BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE A MYSTERY STORY ABOUT THE FICTIONAL FOREST OF TURBACUMAN, ENJOY!

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