Chapter 1

In the Hub, the headquarters of Torchwood Three located in Cardiff, Wales, the Torchwood team was cooling off from the adventure with John Hurt and Captain Jack coming back after leaving the team for a year, because he saw the Doctor and left with no notice because the TARDIS and the Doctor having been avoiding him because he is a fixed point in time and space, which means that he can never die. The air in the Hub was quiet, but still filled with mistrust and suspicion towards Captain Jack given the circumstances and his mysterious past. Then, suddenly the rift monitor went berserk and Toshiko went over and checked to see where in Cardiff did the Rift acted up.

The Japanese woman called to her fellow teammates, "There was an opening of the Rift in a old warehouse in the North East of the city. It lasted for 5 seconds, but it was pretty powerful." Once the team heard about the possible aliens being out in Cardiff and their immediate thought was that the aliens would not peacefully interact with the human public of Cardiff, like the Cybermen and Daleks in London, which caused Torchwood One to be destroyed. They all piled into the Torchwood van, Captain Jack taking the wheel, Gwen in the passenger seat since she was the leader of the team while Jack was away. The three other teammates were in the back, Ianto was next to the window, while Owen was next to the other window, because those two don't get along well, and Tosh is in the middle between them, using her tech to track the Rift energy. Tosh could aslo, if need to stop her other teammates in the back from fighting.

After a ten-minute drive with crazy driving courtesy of Captain Jack, the team pulled up to the abandoned warehouse where the rift energy was coming from. They got into the positions in case there were attacked by belligerent aliens like they usually were. The team then saw four boys running away from some green-armored aliens from Mars (Ice Warriors). The boys were wearing winter clothes, and their outfits, for each of the boys, was one wear a green hunting cap, a orange coat and green mittens. Another of the boys was wearing a dark blue cap with a red pom pom, a brown coat, and red mittens. The third boy was extremely fat and had a light blue hat with a yellow pom pom, a red coat, and has a pair of yellow mittens. The last boy wore a orange parka that completely covered him and had brown mittens.

The Ice Warriors were shooting at the boys, and because the Torchwood team main objective was to protect the human race and the four boys looked innocent, they fired back at the boys and the Martians, but the boy in the orange parka was shot and killed from the crossfire that took place. The firing from Torchwood stopped because of the death of the boy. The Ice Warriors escaped and ran into the streets.

While that was going on, the boy in the dark blue cap yelped, "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" The familiar scene was playing out like many a South Park episode, but only one, Owen, of the Torchwood team was suspicious by this scene.

The boy with the green hunting hat passionately replied, "You bastards!" Everyone, besides Owen, on the Torchwood team ran forward to help the boy in the orange parka.

Owen looked at the four boys, and finally figured out what show they were reminding him of. It was an American statirical cartoon known for its vulgarity, which he had seen once in awhile as a teenager.

Owen then blurted out, "Where are you boys from and what's your names?" He was trying to grasp at the hope that the boys were from South Park and the boy in the orange parka was Kenny, which means that he was going to come back to life.

Gwen, mad at Owen for his insensitivity to the recent death of the boy in the orange parka, snapped at him, "Owen, that isn't necessary when their friend is dead!"

Before Owen can respond to Gwen, the fatass said to Owen, "My name is Eric Cartman, and this is the fucking Jew." Cartman was being his usual jerkass self, and that made Kyle mad at Cartman for his anti-Semitic actions.

Kyle interrupted Cartman, "Stop ripping on my religion, fat ass! Any way I'm Kyle Broflovski, my best friend is the dark blue hat who is Stan Marsh. And our friend that is dead is Kenny McCormick."

The medical officer (can't call him the doctor because of the Doctor in Doctor Who and Torchwood) snarks back at the second-in -command of Torchwood Three, "Well, because Kenny is like Jack, so he will come back to life."

Captain Jack faced Owen, and in a sarcastic tone of voice, said, "How do know this? There is only one that is like me in universe." He looked at the medic wondering why he was thinking that the boy would come back to life.

Owen rolled his eyes and then replied to his boss, "Because they're are the main characters from South Park, and Kenny dies every episode, and the next one he is back to life."

Stan then yelled, "How do you guys know where we live?" He didn't realize that their lives were a popular adult cartoon made in the US.

Ianto, with a serious, but a slight confused face, said to Owen, "Well, the boys don't remember that Kenny dies and gets brought back to life." He somewhat remember what some others had told him about the show.

The mechanical genius stated, "But is that show fiction. It's an American adult satirical cartoon known for pushing the limits on censorship. How can it be real?" Even though she knows that aliens exist, she was still wary about cartoons and fiction coming to life.

Cartman, sick of waiting around and not caring that his "friend" Kenny died, said, "Well, screw you guys, I'm going home." Captain Jack, deciding that even if they weren't from South Park, they needed to take the boys to the Hub, and he tased them because it was the easiest way to get them all back to the Hub.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading this story, and if you liked or have something that you think that needs improvement, please leave a review. And if you want more of the story, please favorite and follow the story. And I won't kill Kenny every chapter in this story. And since this story is un-betaed, and if you want to, please let me know if you want to beta it. It would be extremely helpful, because four eyes are better than two.