A/N: Guest, the sims is a computer game, where you create people, and like take care of them. You can also do fun things like kill them in many different ways as well! It works best if you have all of the expansion packs :)
There are also sims challenges that people do, like, making their sim have 100 babies with 100 different men, or the legacy challenge, or the asylum challenge, and etc, so even though it's not really hardcore or anything, your imagination can make it fantastic! Honestly, that's all I can tell you about the sims haha.
Thank you so much for your nice review by the way.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this chapter
While Stan and Cartman were upstairs eating, Kenny and I were downstairs playing the gender-bent sims version of ourselves.
"Omg! Stan just went into labour!" Kenny exclaimed as Stan's female-sim self started grabbing her stomach, and wailing.
"That was fast." I said as I watched sim me and sim Kenny scream and dance around sim Stan. Sim Cartman however, was too busy working out to pay any attention.
I was amused at the sight of that, like Cartman would ever work out.
"I speeded up the game so we could hurry up and have our babies, then I am going to trigger the age transition to see what they look like as teenagers." Kenny said.
"Don't you want to raise them or anything?" I asked.
"No way! Ain't nobody got time for that, besides, the babies on here are annoying, the toddlers are even MORE annoying, and the kids have really creepy laughs." Kenny explained. I didn't know how he knew so much about this game, I mean, he was too poor to afford a lot of things, much less a sims 3 game, not to mention he'd have to have a computer to play it on.
"How do you know so much about this?" I asked.
"I played it at Craig's house before when I was babysitting his little sister." He said.
I had to supress a laugh, I didn't know what was more amusing, the fact that Craig played the sims, or that someone Kenny babysits.
"You babysit?" I asked, deciding that the latter was more amusing, I mean, I played the sims, so I couldn't really judge Craig for doing the same thing.
"Yea, I need to make some extra money somehow." Kenny said.
"Oh my gosh! I'm in labour!" He then exclaimed.
"Wait what? What did Stan have?" I asked as we both stared intently at the computer.
As if my words were on cue, a screen popped up that said that Stan's sim had a baby boy!
"What should we name him?" I asked.
"What about Winston?" Kenny suggested.
"Okay." I said as I entered the name and clicked the check mark.
"Oh, it's letting me choose his traits." I said.
"I'd randomize them, it'll be more fun that way." Kenny said. I nodded and when I pushed the dice, the randomizer give Winston the friendly, and loves the outdoors traits.
"I can actually imagine Stan's kid having those traits." I said as a screen popped up saying that Kenny had given birth to a baby boy.
"Another boy! What do you want to name him?" I asked.
"Boobs." Kenny said.
"Boobs?" I asked with my brow raised slightly.
"Yea, then he can be like, hey, my name is Boobs, can I feel yours?" He said with a smirk.
"That makes absolutely no sense, but okay." I said with a snort. After I named him, I randomized his traits, they ended up being loner and loves the heat.
Next, my sim self had a baby, a boy, which we decided to name Ralph, when I randomized his traits, he got the evil and insane traits.
"Well, just great, my sim kid is a mini-Cartman." I said.
"Oooh, what have you and sim Cartman been doing?" Kenny teased, earning a punch in the arm.
"Omg! Cartman is in labour!" Kenny exclaimed, seemingly unaffected by my punch.
Cartman ended up having a girl, the only girl of the bunch, Kenny named her Jiggle, and the trait randomizer made her good and friendly.
"Seriously? My sim get gets the evil and insane traits, and his gets good and friendly?" I asked with disbelief.
"What's going on?" Stan asked as he walked back into the room with Cartman close behind.
"Our sim selves had their babies, we all had boys, and Cartman had a girl." Kenny said.
"What? I had a girl, that's freakin weak!" Cartman whined.
"After we see what our sim kids look like as teens, we can gender-bend them as well." Kenny said as he triggered the age transition on Stan's sim kid. When he reached teenage stage, I saw that he looked just like a male version of Wendy, but he had Stan's blue eyes.
Next, Kenny aged his sim kid into a teenager, he had Wendy's eyes and skin tone, but he had Kenny's hair and facial structure.
My sim kid had my hair, and Wendy's brown eyes, he kind of looked like the guy off of Hotel Transylvania.
Last but not least was Cartman's sim kid, she had his sim's muscular body type with Wendy's hair, eyes, skin tone, and facial structure.
"Okay, we're all going to take a poll, who thinks Stan's sim kid looks the best?" Kenny asked. Stan and I both raised our hands.
"You can't vote for yourself Stan, that's against the rules." Kenny said.
"I'm not going to vote for a kid that my girlfriend had with another man." Stan said with a small laugh, he was obviously not upset about the whole Kenny changing our sims genders, and having Wendy knock everyone up, anymore.
"Well, I vote for my kid, she is way better looking than all of your ugly kids." Cartman said.
In the end, the votes were two for Stan's sim kid, one for Cartman's, one for mine, and none for poor Kenny's.
"Now, I am going to turn half of our sims back into boys, and make them have kids with the sims that I'm leaving girls." Kenny said with a wicked grin.
"If you make me have a kid with Cartman, I'll rip your dick off." I warned.
"Oh, don't worry, you and I are having a kid together." He said with a wink.
"Wait, so that means that I have to have a kid with Fat ass?" Stan groaned.
"What's wrong with having a kid with me? I make the best kids!" Cartman huffed.
"What about Wendy?" Stan asked, ignoring Cartman's statement.
"Wendy's already had babies with everyone, she gets to sit this one out." Kenny said. He then moved our sim kids out to make more room in the household.
"Don't our sims hate each other?" I asked as Kenny tried to make his sim flirt with mine, but mine kept rejecting his advances.
"Hah, it's just like in real life." Kenny said.
"What do you mean?" I asked, he had never flirted with me before, I'm sure I would have noticed.
"Nothing, I'm going to cheat our friendship meter." Kenny said as he pulled the bar all the way up to the green, he then did the same to Stan and Cartman's.
After he finished getting his sim self to knock up my sim self, and Stan's sim self to knock up Cartman's sim self, Stan's mother came in and told us that it was time for everyone to go home.
I waved goodbye to Cartman and Kenny, and hugged Stan.
"I'll come over tomorrow." I said before walking outside, not knowing that going back to his house tomorrow would be one of the worst mistakes of my life.