It comes to my attention that parents think taking away your electronics will make you respect them more, stupid bastards

Still love my Mom though

Even if her punishments are retarded

As for my dad...lets not even go there


Chapter...is this eight? I dunno

Natsu guided Sting through Lucy's house to the third floor where the others were waiting. ''Lucy's room is really big but we'll be sleeping in the guest room,'' Natsu informed the blonde ''Jellal, Segrain, and Mystogan will be sleeping in the room across the hall from us. Each room has a king sized bed so its big enough to share,''

Sting perked up slightly east the thought of sharing a bed with the pinkette. Natsu opened a pink door and Sting found himself blinded, he could tell Lucy was kinda girly but to this extent was too much. Everything was pink, the walls, ceiling, carpet, bed frame, bed sheets, bed side table, and lamp. All different shades and hues, the only that wasn't colored rouge was the 36in flat screen TV above the door frame.

Lucy and Erza rested on the pink bed while the triplets were on the pink couch to the left. Gray glared at Sting from a pink bean bag to the right, two other mini chairs sat next to him. ''Eh, where's Loke? Natsu asked looking around the room, ''He's working as Leo tonight,'' Lucy told him.

''OK, and were is the food,''

''Well...Levy was supposed to bring some snacks but it seems she won't be able to make it,'' Lucy attempted to laugh off the stare Natsu was giving her. His bans cast a light shadow over his half lidded unamused eyes. ''Natsu-san,'' Sting flinched when the gaze was directed at him ''Why don't you make something?'' Cerulean eyes glowed thinking of tasting one of Natsu's meals again. Plump lips pouted and Natsu crossed his arms ''I already made lunch why should I make dinner too?''

''You will make dinner,'' Erza's voice silenced them, ''Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich,''

Gray couldn't help but laugh.

''You can go help him,''

''...damn,''

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''Your mixing it wrong!'' Natsu scolded Gray takeing a bowl from the raven's pale hands. He began mixing furiously trying to get texture back into the cream. Gray huffed and crossed his arms ''Well excuse me for not being a master chef, and why in the fuck are you making desert instead of dinner,"

Natsu ignored him and set the bowl of cream in the fridge while at the same time taking out a pie tin of chilled pie crust. Rummaging through some cabinets he found some dark chocolate and placed it into a new bowl. He placed that bowl over a pot of water and set it to boil.

Gray watched him feeling lost, ''Can I help you with anything?''

Natsu glanced back at him ''I need marshmallows, savoury pie crust, more chocolate, sprinkles, blue berries, vanilla ice cream, and cookies,'' he got a spoon and began mixing the melting chocolate while adding some normal chilled cream.

Gray gaped ''Sugar addict,'' he mumbled and turned to the door, he stopped when he say Sting there. ''What are you doing here?'' Gray asked with a snarl, Sting let out a breath and leaned against the door frame ''Being more use full than you it seems,''

''Don't start fighting in here or I'll kill you,'' Natsu waved a spoon at them without taking an eye off of his chocolate. Gray trudged forward purposely bumbling shoulders with Sting on the way out. Sting watched him go with a scowl before turning his eyes to Natsu, or more specifically Natsu's hips. Lucy's pink apron straps wound around his waist and hung down to his knees. The blonde stepped forward just as the other poured the chocolate swirled with cream into the pie crust.

He place his hand on the counter leaning forward to rest his head on the others head. Pink locks tickled his nose as he gently sniffed, ''Your hair smells like strawberries,''

''I washed it yesterday,''

Sting was about to speak again when he felt himself being thrown back onto the floor, Gray now stood behind Natsu with his hands full of sugary ingredients. The raven set them down and returned to standing close to his friend staring Sting down. Natsu chose not to even bother with them now and put his pie in the fridge.

He ignored when the two started to argue, he ignored when the two began to curse, he ignored when the two began to fight. He did not ignore when Sting bumped into him making him splash cream all over his face.

''Get Out!'' he yelled at Sting who was staring at the white fluid dripping down Natsu's face. (you all know what he's thinking) Gray looked away with a slight blush, ''You really should wipe that off,'' he said. Natsu decided it would be okay to lick whatever was near his lips.

Sting got a good punch to the face when Gray saw what he was about to do.

Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi Yaoi

Gray took some pie crust out of the oven and layered it with Marshmallow before putting it back into the heat. Natsu poured a blueberry, sugar, and water syrup over vanilla ice cream before placing it in the fridge.

''When the mallows turn brown take them out, let the pan cool before putting it in the fridge. Natsu washed his hands and brought out some steals, he held up a butcher knife letting light gleam off its surface. ''If that pie burns I'll butcher you,''

Gray let his mouth drop 'Scary,'

(Blah blah blah I don't know how to prepare dinner. I'm a pastry girl... But I'm dangerously under weight...life)

Natsu wiped sweat from his brow as he cooked proudly at the plates of steak strips with all fat and bone removed. Ramen, Sushi, onigiri, and a few plates of sashimi all lined up on the kitchens island.

Gray drooled over the meal presented to him and reach out to have a taste only to have his hand slapped. ''Help me bring this to Lucy's dinning room or you get nothing,''

''That won't be necessary,''

Both boys looked to the door where Lucy's maid Virgo bowed, ''I will bring the meals to Lucy hime's dinning hall,''

Natsu grinned broadly, thanks Virgo,'' the maid nodded and the two left.

Gray's stomach growled as he interned Lucy's room again ''Dinners ready,'' Natsu told the others. Lucy called her hands ''Finally! What's took you so long,''

''Lucy, you don't know what its like too cook,'' Gray sighed exhaustedly ''You don't know the struggle,''

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''''''This looks...'''''' the triplets stood in a daze staring upon Natsu's food. One end of Lucy's long table held the feast they all craved. Lucy sat at the head with Erza and the triplets to her left. Natsu sat between Sting and Gray on the girls right. Sting stabbed a piece of steak with his fork. The silver slid through the meat easily, he raised the beef to his mouth and placed it on his tongue. Cerulean eyes went wide ''D-d-delshush,'' he said with his mouth full.

Everyone the dug in, Natsu had already finished his, eating everything. Virgo cleared empty plates away and brought desert, two pies and decorated ice cream.

Ounce everything was finished the teens leaned back in their chairs with content smiles ''This idiot could make a living like this,'' Gray earned a sloppy punch from Natsu.

''I think we should shower,'' Lucy licked her knife getting bits of chocolate off, ''The bathroom is big enough for three, Erza and I will use the one down the hall, you guys can choose who gets to go in the one here first,''

Natsu patted his stomach and reached for the last price of marshmallow pie. He stuffed the whole slice in his mouth and licked his fingers sucking on them to get the sticky sweet off. Gray watched him silently from the corner of his eye, ''B-be sure to wash your hands. Sheesh you eat like a little kid,''

Natsu turned to glare at him, fingers still in his mouth. Poor innocent fool.


...are you guys OK with monthly updates cuts at the moment my calendar is packed

I hope this wasn't too bad or short