Heyyyyy...its been a while...*coughs*...ive been doing the oneshots like i promised...read below for more info...happy belated easter ifvyou celebrate it...i like seaweed

Chapter fucking dick in the ass: 11

Gray glared at his bedroom wall holding an ice pack over the multiple bumps that littered his head. After the incident that morning Erza beat the shit out of him and Sting. Erza sent them home but they would have had to leave early anyways since Lucy's dad called to say he was coming home early.

"Still no fucking reason to kick us out of a house that isn't even yours!" Gray growled to himself.

He sighed and laid back on his sheets setting the ice pack aside, Erza ordered he and Sting to apologize by Monday or else they were in for another beating. He blinked up at the ceiling wondering when the blonde idiot would apologize before it hit him.

"Shit!"

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"Natsu-san!"

Sting knocked furiously on the younger males door.

"Please I'm sorry! Natsu-san! Natsu-saaaaan!"

A loud sound resembling a groan reached the teens ears and one of the second story windows opened to reveal a pink headed young man. Sting beamed up at him and waved. Natsu propped his arm up on the window sill and rested his head on his knuckles.

"What is it?"

Stings smile widened and he reached down lifteing up a plastic bag.

"I have come to give my apologies for my behavior this morning, Natsu-san. I do hope you will have me,"

Natsu stared at him with half lidded eyes before sighing and closing the window. Sting felt his smile droop as a hole began to fill his stomach.

'Does Natsu-san hate me?' he thought?

'Does Natsu-san not want to spend time with me any more? Does he prefer Gray over me?'

Before the blonde could start to hyperventilate the door swung open, Natsu stared up at sting in black shorts and a baggy red shirt. His scarf wraped around his head showing the scar on his otherwise flawless flesh.

"Eh! What the hell is wrong with you!?" he asked blinking at Stings fierce expression. The blonde let out a shaky breath and dove at the other tackling him to the floor witha hug.

"Please forgive me Natsu-san, please,"

He whispered nuzzling into the tan teens neck resisting the urge to lick and suck the sensitive skin. Natsu patted his head and smiled.

"As long as you brought food in that bag of yours then you're off the hook,"

Sting lifted his head and smiled brightly before a large foot sent him hurtling back into the house.

"Gray!"

He heard Natsu yell as he picked himself up. The raven was lifting the pissed teen from the ground, the pinkette swatted at him looking back at Sting with concern.

"The hell were you doing?" Gray glared at the blonde who returned the dark look.

"That's my line dumbass!"

Natsu pushed Gray away from him and helped Sting to a chair. He lifted up the teens shirt making Sting blush and sneered at the bruise. Gray also cringed slightly looking away from the two.

"Gray, go get some ointment from the convenience store,"

Gray looked back at him with wide eyes, "Eh! Why!?"

"Because I fucking said so,"

Gray felt a vein pop up on hus forehead as he clenched his fist, Sting flipped him the bird behind Natsu's back making another tick mark appear.

"Fine! Goddammit!"

And so Gray found himself angrily stomping down the street, angrily grabbing bruise cream from the store, angrily and rudley paying for it, angrily stomping to a bakery, angrily buying a triple chocolate fudge cake, and angrily stomping back to Natsus' house.

The pinkette opened the door before the other could knock eyeing him down with narrowed eyes. Gray thrust the bag into his arms roughly.

"Here's the fucking shit,"

"I didn't ask for another one of you, Gray,"

"Asshole,"

"Bastard,"

"Go to hell,"

"Go get shot,"

"About this morning morning,"

"What about it?"

"I'm sorry,"

Gray tossed the cake at him before turning and sptinting away. Natsu droped the ointment to catch the sweet item blinking in suprise as the other ran off. He smiled lightly and shook his head.

"You fucking idiot,"

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"Do you need to stay over? It looks pretty bad,"

Natsu poked the dark purple foot shaped bruise on Stings ribs. The blonde was laying shirtles on his couch not looking his crush in the eye.

"T-Thank you Natsu-san but I don't have any extra clothes,"

Natsu kneeled beside him "I have a bunch of clothes that you left here before, you can take the rest back with you tomorrow,"

Sting nodded "I suppose that I will stay then,"

Natsu smiled at him and helped him to sit up.

"Go take a shower, I'll leave some clothes in the first guest room.

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Sting dried his hair creeping out into the hallway. Usually Happy would be spying on him but the cat was no where to be seen. He walked down to the third guest room to find Natsu sitting on the floor typing fervently into his phone, a large pout on his face. Sting stared at the others plush pink lips and breifly licked his own.

"Natsu-san?"

The pinkette glanced at the blonde and nodded his head towards the clothes on the bed. Still glaring into the phone he left room, Sting rubbed the back of his head wondering what could have the wealthy teen so distracted. (Not that it was hard to grabe his attention.)

After changing into an old pair of shorts and a T-shirt he thought he lost, Sting went to search for his crush. He found the other downstairs sitting upside down on the couch still on his phone looking upset. With a sigh he sent one last message and turned to sit upright. Catching sight of Sting he waved and turned on the TV.

"Um, Natsu-san?"

"Hmm?" The pinkette answered halfheartedly clearly lost in thought.

"What's wrong?"

Natsu sighed again, "Some new students are coming in monday and Erza wants me to escort them,"

"What's so bad about that?"

"They're from our rival school Phantom Lord,"

"Ooooh"

Natsu flipped a few channels before speaking again, "They are close to being shut down, i guess that's why they're coming here,"

Sting let a small silence pass to let Natsu cool down, "Where is Happy? Natsu-san,"

"He's still with some girl cat, he'll be back tomorrow,"

"I see,"

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Natsu wished Sting goodnight and went to bed. Heis soft satin sheets stsyed warm around him as the weather outside began to cool.

I actually reached my fucking goal this time..yay

As of current all of the one shots are done but as time passes more keep popping into my head...not all original but still different. I will right some more then post the chapters. Remember the rules...if anyone read them. I'll post them as the story summary when it's all done.