Final Fantasy 7
By Tayla Drago
(Cloud, Yakumo, and Aerith arrive in Wall Market, busy with the hustle and bustle of people. Aerith runs around, checking things out.)
Aerith: This place is scary in a lot of ways. Especially for a girl. So we've got to find Tifa fast.
Yakumo: And fast. I feel strange just being here already.
(People outside the Honey Bee Inn. Cloud had to ask them if Tifa was inside, for the place looked like a whore house.)
Guard: Welcome! Even unpopular dweebs, like you may meet your destiny here! You looking for a girlfriend too?
Cloud: You know a girl named Tifa?
Guard: Hey, you're pretty fast. Tifa's our newest girl. But, unfortunately, she's having an interview right now. Here at the Honey Bee Inn, it's customary for all the new girls to be taken to Don Corneo's mansion. Don Corneo's a famous dilettante. Now he wants to settle down and is in the market for a bride. So sorry, buddy. The Honey Bee Inn is a private club. Only members can go in. Shoo, shoo.
(Cloud, Yakumo, and Aerith meet the doorman outside of Don Corneo's mansion. Lucky for Yakumo, she felt Tifa out, she was inside alright.)
Yakumo: He's right. She's inside. How are ever going to get in? And that Don guy's in that place.
(So the three asked another guard about Don Corneo himself.)
Guard: This is the mansion of Don Corneo, the most powerful man in Wall Market. Look, the Don's not into men. So don't let me catch you around here again...Hey, and you got two cute ones with you!"
(Aerith pulls Cloud aside for Yakumo moves away.)
Yakumo: Ew! Like I would end up in there…!
Aerith: Hey, this looks like the Don's mansion. I'll go take a look. I'll tell Tifa about you. Just protect Yakumo for me.
(Aerith almost went back there.)
Yakumo: Stop her, Cloud!
(And so he does.)
Cloud: No! You can't!
(She comes back.)
Aerith: Why?
Yakumo: What do you think why? Please don't do that again.
Cloud: She's right. You DO know...what kind of...place this is, don't you?
Aerith: Then, what am I supposed to do? You two want to go in with me? I don't think Yakumo could handle people like them.
Yakumo: Aerith, I'm fine if we stick together.
Cloud: Well being a man, that'll be pretty hard. Besides if I bust in there, it'll cause too much commotion.
Cloud: But, I just can't let either of you two go in alone... Oh, man...First, we'll need to find out if Tifa's alright...
Aerith: Cloud, why don't you dress up like a girl? It's the only way.
(Yakumo jumps in to say something.)
Yakumo: Both and Aerith and I will go in!
Cloud: WHAT!?
Yakumo: Go tell the man.
(Aerith speaks to the doorman.)
Aerith: Just wait. I've got a sister I want to bring with me.
Cloud: Aerith! I can't...
Yakumo: Should we at least plan this out first?
Aerith: You ARE worried about Tifa, aren't you? Then come on, hurry! We'll let ourselves in for you to go in with us to take care of the rest.
Cloud: …I guess so…
Yakumo: Good idea!
Cloud: But, Yakumo.
Yakumo: It's good. I'm fine doing it because you'll be by my side in protecting me, saving Tifa, and keeping my sister safe. I'll do it. I know you want to save your friend very much.
Cloud: Very well, but let's get you dress first. Don't know if you two would look good looking like that.
(For Aerith and Yakumo need a make-over, while Cloud will sneak in later on. As the sequence of events follows, in which Aerith and Yakumo get their various feminine items going for Cloud to be dragged into this.)
Aerith: We can do this, Yakumo; we just need to look good.
Yakumo: As long as you and I can do this, we can save Tifa. Cloud will stop that man too. Time for a make-over for us. Like we use to do when we were kids.
Aerith: Indeed, good times. Alight then!
(They first go to the dress shop and speak to the clerk.)
Aerith: Excuse me! I'd like to get some dresses.
Clerk: Umm, it might take a little time. Will that be all right?
Aerith: What's the problem?
Clerk: Well, my father, the owner, has been in a slump lately. You see, he makes all the dresses.
Aerith: And, where is your father?
Clerk: He's probably plastered at the bar.
Aerith: So... You're saying we can't get a dress unless we do something about your father?"
Clerk Yes. I'm sorry. He's caused so much trouble."!" You'd help me bring him back?
Aerith: Well, if don't do something, we don't get a dress, right?
Clerk: Really!? Please help my crazy old dad. I just don't know what to do anymore...
Aerith: All right, we'll do something. Let's go, Cloud! Yakumo!
Yakumo: Duties to run before doing something. This should be fun.
(They head to the bar and speak to a man seated at the bar. Yakumo sense one person out, he was the clerk's father alright.)
Yakumo: There he is.
Aerith: Let me handle this. Excuse us; are you the father of the girl at the Clothing Store?
Father: I own the Clothes Shop... but I ain't your father.
Aerith: I didn't say that...
Cloud: Make me some clothes.
Father: I don't make men's clothes. And I don't feel like makin' anything right now.
Aerith: Cloud, you and Yakumo wait over there for a second. I'll try and talk to him.
Yakumo: Why?
Aerith: Trust me.
Father: Why don't you go over there and have something to drink.
(Both Cloud and Yakumo move a side real quick in doing so.)
Yakumo: She got this, Cloud.
(Aerith continues talking through to the man.)
Aerith: You know, mister. He always said that just once, he'd like to see his girlfriend there dress up. So, that's why I wanted a cute dress for my little step sister...
Father: What!? Your sister never wore a dress before!? And this guy never seen her in one!?
Aerith: So, how 'bout it? Will you make one for her to surprise him?
Father: …might be interesting. I was gettin' a little bored just makin' regular clothes. Want to make something nice for the ladies.
Aerith: Then you'll do it for us?
Father: Yeah, all right. For your sister there. Poor girl never got out a lot, huh? How sad. So what kind of dress you want?
Aerith: Something...That feels soft. And something...that shimmers
Father: Hmm, got it. Y'know I got a friend that has the same taste as this young lady. I'll go talk to him.
(They return to the Dress Shop and speak to the owner.)
Clerk: Oh, you're here. It's ready. Go try it on.
(They receive the Silk Dress. Yakumo looks like he is dreading this for Aerith to wear the regular. She steps into the dressing booth and we hear scuffling sounds.)
Yakumo: How do you wear these types of things?
Cloud: Everything alright?
(Cloud looks inside for Aerith to stop him in time.)
Aerith: Whoa! What are you doing!?
Cloud: ! Sorry! (What was I thinking?)
(Cloud moves a side in time before peeping through Yakumo.)
Yakumo: What's going on?
(Aerith peeks in instead.)
Aerith: Nothing… It's still not right. Hmm…A hair style! That's what you need!
(She speaks to the owner.)
Clerk: Umm, I thought you might, so I talked to my friend about getting one. You know the gym? You'll find a lot of people there like you. Go and talk to them.
Yakumo: Huh?
Aerith: Nothing, Yakumo, stay there for us to get more things for you.
Yakumo: Well…If you say so I guess…
Cloud: …'like you'? Aerith, what did you tell him?
Aerith: Does it matter? Anyhow, we got a pretty dress!
Cloud: Okay…Yakumo, stay here. Don't come out until we come back and you're done. We'll get more things for you.
Yakumo: Okay, Cloud. Watch Aerith for me.
(As Yakumo stayed hidden in the clothing store, Cloud and Aerith travel to the gym and speak to the man watching the squat-thrust match. We can only assume it is a man; he appears to be wearing women's clothes.)
She-Male: You the one... Who wants to be cute?
Cloud: Cute?
Aerith: Right. And about the best hair style we need to make a girl look good with...
She-Male: Yeah, I heard. But it'll cost ya.
(A guy stops working out and comes over.)
She-Male: Urrrrgh! Big Bro! The only way you're gonna get cuter is if you can beat the Big Bro!
(The people doing squat thrusts jump out of the ring.)
"That's right!"
"So, you've got to compete with us!"
"You're right. Let's do squats."
"All right! We'll beat you out of this gym!"
Cloud: Are you...?
Aerith: THE beautiful Bro?
(The "Beautiful" Bro speaks.)
She-Male: What? You didn't know? Always running around here saying Big Bro' this, Big Bro' that...Never mind that, come over here.
(The squat thruster steps forward.)
She-Male: No. I'll explain the rules. From the ready position, try to get up, and go back to the ready position. So it's back and forth order. Got it?
Cloud: Got it. Get this over with…
She-Male: Whoever has the most squats at the end of 30 seconds gets the box of hair styles collectors kit.
"I'm not going to lose."
"Big Bro's hair kit's MINE!"
"Just be quiet..."
"It's not fair for you to start right away. So, you want practice?"
Cloud: A little.
She-Male: Then, start practicing!
(Cloud does squats for 30 seconds.)
She-Male: You had 20 squats. Now let's begin the real thing. Start!
(Cloud and Work-Out Boy do squats for 30 seconds.)
She-Male: He had 17 squats and you had 20 squats. You're really something. Okay, I'm a man of my word, here you are.
(He gives Cloud the best hair-style box kit of all the supplies in doing a girl's hair.)
Big Bro: I'm so mad I'm so so so- mad!
(Beautiful Bro punches him across the room.)
She-Male: Shut up! Don't cry just because you lost!
"Uuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!"
(Everyone administers first aid to Big Bro. Cloud and Aerith go to the Materia shop and speak to the owner.)
She-Male: Hey man. Got a minute? I need to talk... man to man.
Cloud: What is it?
She-Male: Really! I really appreciate it...I'm sorry but, young lady? Would you turn the other way, for a second?
Aerith: Why...?
Cloud: ...Aerith.
Aerith: Gosh!
(She turns.)
She-Male: I'm sorry, lady. Now here's the thing. Do you know that vending machine in the inn? I'm itchin' to know what they're selling in it. I just can't ask a girl to go get it. What? Why don't I buy it myself? Well to tell you the truth, I got in a fight with the guy at the inn and can't go there anymore. Come on, so how 'bout it?
Cloud: I'll go.
She-Male: Good, thanks. I'll be waitin' here when you're done."
Aerith: Finished?
(They go to the inn and get a room there. Late that night, Cloud gets out of bed and goes to the vending machine in the hallway.)
Cloud: He means this…Buy the one for 200 Gil.
(He drops in the money. The next morning they go back to the Materia shop)
Cloud: I got it.
She-Male: Oh, really! Hey!
Aerith: Geez.
(She turns.)
She-Male: And, what was it?
(Cloud hands it to him.)
She-Male: A protein drink set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin. Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much...
(He gives Cloud a Diamond Tiara for Yakumo to wear on her hair with the good looks. Next Cloud and Aerith go to the Honeybee Inn. A guy on the path there gives them a members Card. They speak to the bouncer.)
Guard: Hey! Is that a 'Member's Card' I see shining in your hot little hand? Please, come in.
(Aerith waits outside. All the men around the Inn grovel to her...)
Cloud: …Hmm. That's how you'll fool them.
Aerith: ...Hmmmmmmmmm. So that's how you fooled them. Good thing Yakumo's not here…
Cloud: Let's go!
(He goes inside. A girl comes up to him.)
Girl: Poo, I uh, mean, Sir...Hurry...Please choose a room. (Gosh, he's so weird... but then again, they all are.)
Cloud: I'll take this room.
Girl: All right, now all we have to do is enter the room. You're not going to have a change of heart, are you?
Cloud: I'm always alone.
Girl: Alright then. Come on, everyone's waiting.
Cloud: Everyone...?
(There is knocking on the door.)
"Here they are."
"All right, everyone."
"One, two! One, two!"
(Seven or eight men clad in Spandex stampede in...)
"Yeah!"
"One, two! One, two!"
Mukki: Wassup! (Smile, smile, smile...)
Cloud: Oh man...What should I do...? (Crap this could be dangerous…Looks like I'm going to be facing crises all my life...)
Mukki: …heave... pant...Don't be so embarrassed! Loosen up, bubby! …heave... pant...Let's wash off all our sweat and dirt together!
"Wassup!"
(They all move in towards Cloud. The camera pans up to the ceiling so that just the tops of their heads are showing.)
Mukki: Bubby! You're the intimate type, huh!
(Sounds of clothes being removed... Seems that Cloud has no other choice but to get something for Yakumo t wear, making sure it was clean first that it should be.)
Mukki: …heave... pant... Wow! Would ya look at that?
(They all climb into the tub.)
Mukki: Isn't bathing great...? It soothes your heart. How is it, bubby! Feels good, huh?
Cloud: It hurts.
Mukki: You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.
Cloud: Ten...Nine...
Mukki: Hey bubby, how old are you?
Cloud: Eight...Twenty one...
Mukki: You're less than half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it...? Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?
Cloud: ...Seven...Six...Maybe in another life.
Mukki: Well, if that's how you feel... too bad. We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.
Cloud: Five...Four...Three...Two... One...Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.
(Cloud was kind of freaking out, but it had to be done. For some reason, he was thinking about Yakumo on his mind that helps him get it through.)
Mukki: Why don't you stick around and play a bit? Daddy's so lonely...
(They all pile out.)
Mukki: Bubby! This is important to me. Here's a memento of our time together!
(He gives you the Bikini Briefs.)
Mukki: Hope we meet again! Whether you have a date or not, let's hang out as friends.
(They all run out of the room. Looks like Cloud got some underwear for Yakumo to wear in being cute looking to picture her in it for a few seconds. At least it's clean.)
Cloud: This is SOME underwear... Is Yakumo supposed to wear this...? Well, if it's for us to save Tifa...I guess there's no way around. I hope she's okay with this. (Never coming in this room again…!)
(He leaves the room. Cloud enters. The Honeybee closes and locks the door behind them. Leaves the other room quietly for Cloud ducks into the next one being the dressing room for the Honeybees and speaks to them. Repeatedly.)
"Hmm, hmm, hmm..."
"Ohhh, I just can't seem to lose weight. Hmm, hmm, hmm..."
"Sir! You can't come in here."
"(Yuk... A pervert...)"
"Eyaah!"
"Don't!"
"Paste, paste, paste..."
"(Oh God... here's another one of those guys. You know, the delicate type. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)"
"Fluff, fluff, fluff..."
"(Hmm! I guess he doesn't realize his position. I feel sorry for him. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)"
"Pita, pita, pita..."
"(God, what a pest! All right, get out of here! You dog...)"
"(That's it; I'll name him 'pooch'.)"
"Mix, mix, mix..."
"(What should I do... Is he following me? Really? What if he follows me home...?)"
"(Poochy'll do it, I'm sure of it...)"
"Shake, shake, shake..."
"(You think he's after me? Really? This guy makes me sick... And his eyes are weird too...)"
"(Yeah, don't hurt these guys' feelings. Let's at least say 'hi' to him.")
"Uhh... Hel... Hello."
"What a nice day, today."
Cloud: By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Cloud, a jack of all trades."
"Oh, yeah...? Welcome, Cloud."
"(Gross! Don't get carried away, remember your name is 'Pooch!')"
"Take care... Cloud."
"Oh my! (...You're still here? Oh well, good timing anyway.)"
"Hey, what do you think about me?"
Cloud: Whatever...
"Oh my! Are you embarrassed? (Man! Why are you so moody...?)"
"Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm..."
"Phew... ...it's so tiring."
"Oh!"
(Cloud exits the dressing room. He takes a peek through the keyholes of some occupied doors. Behind the first one, The Lovers Room...Behind the other door, The Queen's Room... Lightning flashes... a guy in a tub... another standing... one is dressed as a king.)
...The wind's calm now... It's the curse of the resurrected Satan... Our beloved Queen does not awaken... The time is ripe... A legend has been passed on through generations...
Psst... (Hey, shouldn't we stop him soon?)
...whisper... whisper... (We have a luncheon with President Shinra...)
Psst... (You tell him...)
Psst... (I can't tell him...)
Psst... (Come on! Oh, well...)
A legend has been passed on through generations...the sought after Promised Land...
Psst... (I'm so disgusted with the President.)
...One with Blue Eyes...
Psst...(It's like this every time we have a business trip to Midgar.)
...and a Great White Sword on his back...
(We come all the way to Midgar, just for this...)
... Will not lead to the Promised Land...
Psst... (What're you complaining about? You're just holding the lights. I've gotta wear this heavy armor!)
Psst... (I know, I know... but it's all part of the job.)
Psst... (Oh yeah, did you hear? The President's wife found out about this little hobby of his.)
Psst... (Ha, ha... No way, that's the first I've heard of it.)
Psst... (Oh, looks like he's done. Man, I'm glad!)
Geez! Mr. President! I mean, Your Majesty...
(Smacking sounds.)
Ohhh... I'm sorry. Please remove the ancient curse!
(Cloud stops peeking and chooses a room. He then speaks to the honeybee.)
Girl: I'm so sorry...There are a lot of 'adult' things going on...For your inconvenience, please take this, okay?
(She gives Cloud the Lingerie only because she either knew that Cloud had a woman, or she liked him to let him have for be remembered by.)
Cloud: What, this rag? For me!? I just don't get it. Now I know Yakumo wouldn't wear anything like this. Would she…?
(He then goes into the Honeybee dressing room again and speaks to a Honeybee again but to get it over with.)
"..."
Cloud: If I were to dress up like a woman...Then I've got too really prepare carefully. Seems like I could get some makeup here to give to Yakumo. Aerith can do the rest for her. She owes me a lot for doing this, I worried about Yakumo more in doing this with her sister.
Cloud: I have a favor to ask of you. Can you let me borrow some makeup to give to my girlfriend please?
"...paste, paste, paste..."
"Oh... my..."
(He leaves the Honeybee Inn. The bouncer sees him, at least he got some good makeup that'll be enough to put on Yakumo and Aerith to take with him.)
"Uh, sir! It's almost closing time...So, please remember any personal belongings."
(The people outside the Inn are ogling Aerith.)
"Uuuuuh! I want flowers too! But, I get so nervous in front of cute girls..."
"It just seems more natural to get cautious..."
Aerith: Hey! Cloud!
(They scatter and Aerith rejoins. They go to the cafe and sit down.)
"Yes, what will you have?"
Cloud: Hmm...One Today's Special.
"Comin' up! In this store, you pay first. It'll be 70 Gil.
(He pays.)
"Thank you. Just a second."
(He gives him a plate.)
"There you go. Enjoy."
(He eats, likes it, and the man gives Cloud a coupon for it.)
"Thank you. Here's an item coupon for the Pharmacy. You can exchange it for one item there. We're out of coupons, so we stopped giving them away. Watch for our NEXT promotion!"
(He gives you the Coupon. They go to the Pharmacy and speak to the clerk.)
"Whoa! Why don't you say something, if you're standing there? Oh, you have a coupon. Then please select any one medicine you like."
(Cloud gets the medicine, being digestive.)
"Here you are."
(He gives him the Digestive. They go to the bar and speak to the guy in the bathroom.)
"HEY... someone's IN here... Don't look! What... urk...
(Cloud gives the man the medicine.)
"Huh? You'll really give me some? Thanks. Phew, I feel better now. This is for your kindness."
Cloud: Let's go back. Yakumo's waiting for us.
Aerith: Yes. It's time.
(She gives you the Sexy Cologne. They go to the Dress Shop.)
Aerith: We're back, Yakumo. Are you going to finish changing? Cloud, stay out here.
Cloud: …I am…
(Yakumo was about done.
Yakumo: Okay... I'm ready
(She steps into the dressing booth and gets dressed. Aerith think it made her look cute, as Cloud was stunned from her beauty. From wearing a white hair band, brown and black tank top, with a white dress, with black pants underneath, a belt, and sandals, goes with someone sweet on her. Has her long orange hair down with ponytails in the front for the two, a big bow on her back side, a purple necklace, blue dress with some white inside, long white gloves, a red bow on front, long white socks, and black shoes. Thanks to those two, they got Yakumo to looking really good.)
Father: Hmm, not bad. This may be a new business for me.
Yakumo: Oh! Am I that good?
Aerith: Aw, so cute! My little sister!
Yakumo: Aw, thank you, Aerith. It does look nice on me. What do you think of me in this, Cloud?
(Leaving Cloud to be speechless.)
Cloud: You look…I mean…Wow…!
Aerith: Aw, he's turning red. He likes you.
Yakumo: Aerith!
Clerk: Yeah, you're right. Should we try it? Thanks for showing us something new. My father's got his motivation back now. So the dress is on the house.
Aerith: Walk more nicely like... this. Ms. Yakumo.
Cloud: What do you mean 'nicely'? Yakumo looks good in a dress…
(Yakumo walks around to see and feel how it looks like on her.)
Yakumo: Looks and feels nice.
Aerith: Oh you're so cute, Yakumo. Aaah, I want one. Do you have one that'll look good on me too? It's my turn.
Clerk: How's this?
Father: How about that one?
Clerk: Father, what are you talking about? This one's much better.
Clerk: No, what are you saying? This one.
(Aerith picks a dress.)
Aerith: ...I want THIS one.
(Everyone is surprised.)
Aerith: I'm going to go change.
(She goes to the dressing booth, then stops and turns around.)
Aerith: ...No peeking!
(She changes into quite a provocative red dress.)
Aerith: So? How do I look?
Yakumo: Aw, we're like twin Cinderella's going to the ball together to wearing something nice, huh Cloud?
(Cloud shakes his head.)
Cloud: It's alright…
Aerith: Oh, you're no fun!
Yakumo: I'm sure it's good on you.
Cloud: We should get going.
(The three were ready. Aerith and Yakumo t getting in saving Tifa, and Cloud to sneak inside to stopping the Don person, as Yakumo gives something to feel out for Cloud to sense out once she taps him on the head once.)
Yakumo: Here, Cloud.
(Cloud felt out what Yakumo was seeing.)
Cloud: What did you do to me?
Yakumo: I lend you some of my powers. You see what I'm doing to making sure all three of us our safe, where we go you follow from behind and save us all. You'll get there before any dirty men have their way with us. I'm sure you'll come to my rescue.
Aerith: Amazing, isn't it?
(Cloud could tell.)
Cloud: Incredible.
Aerith: Alright! Ready, Yakumo?
Yakumo: Ready, Aerith, let's go save Tifa.
(They go to the Don's mansion and speak to the doorman.)
Guard: Damn! Your friend's hot, too! Come in, come in! Two ladies coming through!
(They enter the mansion. A receptionist speaks to them, for Cloud stays behind them from a bit.)
Boss: Hey, ladies. I'll go and let the Don know you're here. Wait here. Don't go wandering around...
Aerith: Now's our chance. Let's find Tifa.
Yakumo: Yes, let's go. Okay, Cloud, go in when no one's looking. Good luck.
Cloud: You two be careful.
Yakumo: We will.
(Cloud goes upstairs and through a door for Aerith and Yakumo to go in first, he follows the, quietly. Yakumo comes in and out quickly from the torture chamber. Aerith follows. They see Tifa there, dressed like...a slut, to be blunt about it.)
Yakumo: Is that Tifa?
Aerith: ...Tifa? Nice to meet you. I'm Aerith. Cloud's told me a lot about you.
Tifa: …And you are you two? Hey you guys are the one with Cloud in the park...
Aerith: Right, with Cloud.
Yakumo: He's with us to come to our rescue. I'm Yakumo, and this is my step older sister Aerith here to save you.
Tifa: Oh...
Aerith: Don't worry. We just met. It's nothing.
Tifa: What do you mean, 'Don't worry'... about what? No, don't misunderstand. Cloud and I grew up together.
Yakumo: We know, Cloud told us.
Aerith: Poor Cloud, having to stand here and listen to both of us calling him nothing.
(She turns to Cloud.)
Aerith: Right, Yakumo?
Yakumo: Yeah…Listen, Cloud will come for us. Just stay quiet until then.
Tifa: I'm glad he's okay. Thanks for telling me that, you guys.
(Seems that Cloud heard it all for Tifa to know that, he hides in the vent to wait to make his move and moving around inside.)
Yakumo: Could you tell us what happen to you?
Tifa: When we got back from the Number 5 reactor, there was this weird man. So Barret caught him and squeezed some information out of him.
Yakumo: That's when the Don's name popped up.
Tifa: Right, Don Corneo. Barret told me to leave the leech alone...But something's been bothering me.
Aerith: I see. So you wanted to get the story straight from Corneo's mouth.
Tifa: So I made it here, but now I'm in a bind. Corneo is looking for a bride. Every day, he gets three girls, chooses one of them, and then...and, well...Anyway, I have to be the girl... or I'm out for tonight.
(Aerith turns.)
Aerith: If you know the three girls, there's no problem, right?
Yakumo: We'll be fine.
Tifa: I guess so, but...
Yakumo: Oh, Cloud? He's good in coming to our later.
(She turns to Tifa.)
Aerith: Do you trust me? Trust us?
Tifa: Yes. Thanks, Ms. Aerith. And thank you too, Yakumo.
Aerith: Please call me Aerith.
(A voice from upstairs.)
"He-y!"
(The receptionist is at the top of the stairs.)
"It's time, ladies. The Don is waiting!"
(He goes back upstairs.)
"I told ya not to wander around... I tell ya; women nowadays...Hurry up, will ya!"
(Cloud talks to Yakumo through her telepathic mind.)
Cloud: Yakumo, we're good?
Yakumo: Yeah, we're going in so follow us. By the way…I probably don't need to ask but the other girl is…other cross dressers.
Tifa: Not that we know of. What? Did Cloud dress up into one?
(Cloud ignores that part and kept on moving.)
Yakumo: Ah! No…!
(Tifa and Aerith laugh from that joke.)
Tifa: You're right, there was no need...
(She faces Aerith.)
Aerith: ...to ask that.
(They all go upstairs to the Don's room...With Cloud climbing through the vent quietly without making too many noises for anyone else to hear, Yakumo, Aerith, and Tifa enter the Don's room. He is seated at a desk, with a flunky on either side.)
Kotch: All right, ladies!Line up in front of the Don!
(They line up in a row and Cloud listens in and watches.)
Don Corneo: Hmmm! Good, splendid!
(He jumps over his desk and checks out Aerith.)
Don Corneo: Now, let's see... Which girl should I choose? Hmm- hmm-!
(He checks out Yakumo, who tries to face away from the man.)
Don Corneo: This one?
(He checks out Tifa.)
Don Corneo: Or this one?
(He checks out Yakumo again.)
Don Corneo: Woo-hoo, I've made up my mind! My choice for tonight is...
(Drum roll sound...Don Corneo picks Yakumo...)
Don Corneo: This healthy-looking girl!
(Cloud: What!? Not her!)
Tifa: Yakumo!?
Aerith: I didn't except for that to happen…
Yakumo: Wa-! wait a sec! I mean, uh, please wait a moment!
Don Corneo: Woo-hoo! I love chickies who play hard to get! Yeowza!"
(Don turns to his flunkies.)
Don Corneo: You can have the other ones!
Yakumo: Aerith! Tifa! Help me out here!
"Yes, sir! Thank you sir!"
(He turns to Yakumo the girl he chose.)
Don Corneo: Well then, shall we go my pretty?
(He leads the girl he chose into the bedroom... For Don takes Yakumo to the next room.)
(Yakumo: Cloud! Help me!)
(Sensing within Aerith and Tifa's eyes, they know that they'll come back for her and Cloud will be right behind her in no time. So she goes along with Don hopefully they don't do it. Don Corneo and the girl he chose are sitting in his extravagantly and tastelessly decorated bedroom. It smacks of 'Love Hotel'.)
Don Corneo: Ah, we're finally alone...All right, pussycat... Come to daddy!
Yakumo: Cloud…
(Cloud: Yakumo, stay strong…! Hold on!)
(Yakumo reluctantly comes to the bed... She knows that Cloud made it in the room to come crashing in anytime soon.)
Don Corneo: You're so cute; I never get tired of looking at you. Do you like me, too?
Yakumo: Of course! (Not really…! Sorry.)
Don Corneo: You don't like me? There isn't someone else, is there?
Yakumo: No, only you…?
Don Corneo: You sure do know how to make a guy feel good! Then wh... what do you want to DO?
Yakumo: Whatever YOU want, daddy. (This isn't happening!)
Don Corneo: Oh man! I can't stand it! All right, then...
(He hops forward on the bed like a frog...)
Don Corneo: Give me a kiss! A KISS!
Yakumo: (Oh, no…) All right...
(Yakumo moves to kiss him... pulls back... moves forward again...!)
Don Corneo: Come on. Don't be shy…
(Cloud got mad to grab hold of a rat inside the vent with him, the rage within somehow cut through to falling down into Don's room, on his bed, and places a rat on his lips to kissing its butt instead. He looks to freak out and spit out the after taste to being gross out. Yakumo knew Cloud would come to her rescue.)
Yakumo: Cloud!
Cloud: You okay?
Yakumo: I'm fine thanks to you.
(Yakumo was alright for Cloud to smile a little, he did have something for her deep down.)
Cloud: That's good.
Don Corneo: Ah! Rat germs! Gross!
Tifa: Ju-st a minute!
(Tifa and Aerith then break in.)
Yakumo: Tifa! Aerith! Thank God you both came!
Aerith: Of course we did.
(Cloud points his sword at Don's face.)
Cloud: Sorry, but she's with me. She's doesn't really like you.
(The three remove their clothing to looking back to normal on what they were wearing.)
Don Corneo: What!? A man!? What's goin' on?
Cloud: Trying to kiss this girl, unforgivable…! If you think that rat's butt was one thing to kiss…
Don Corneo: Why? WHY? WHY? Why can't I!?
(Cloud faces away. He turns toward Don.)
Cloud: Because I'm gonna have to use that mouth of yours to give me some information!
Don Corneo: She's has a boyfriend!? You tricked me! Somebody get in here NOW!
Cloud: Unfortunately, no one'll be comin' to help.
Tifa: Shut up, we're asking the questions now...What did your assistants find out? Talk! If you don't tell us...
(Cloud puts a foot up on the bed.)
Cloud: …I'll chop them off.
(Don jumps.)
Don Corneo: No! Not that! I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!
Tifa: So... talk.
Yakumo: Or we'll make you kiss another rat's butt since you're a virgin.
(Yakumo laughs with the other two girls joining in, for Cloud to see her to her looking cute when she does.)
Don Corneo: …I made 'em find out where the man with the gun-arm was. But that's what I was ordered to do.
Tifa: By whom?
Don Corneo: No-! If I told you that, I'd be killed!
Tifa: Talk! If you don't tell us...
(Aerith puts her foot up on the bed.)
Aerith: ...I'll rip them off.
Don Corneo: Waaaaah-! It was Heidegger of Shinra! Heidegger, the head of Public Safety Maintenance!
Cloud: The head of Public Safety Maintenance?
(Yakumo remembers that man.)
Yakumo: The man that you three were after?
Tifa: Did you say the Shinra!? What are they up to!? Talk! If you don't tell us...
(Tifa puts her foot up on the bed.)
Tifa: I'll smash them.
Don Corneo: ...You're serious, aren't you... ...oh boy, oh boy, oh boy… I'm not fooling around here either, you know. Shinra's trying to crush a small rebel group called AVALANCHE, and want to infiltrate their hideout. And they're really going to crush them...literally. By breaking the support holding up the plate above them.
(Tifa steps back.)
Tifa: Break the support!?
Don Corneo: You know what's going to happen? The plate'll go PING and everything's gonna go BAMMM! I heard their hideout's in the Sector 7 Slums...I'm just glad it's not here in Sector 6.
Yakumo: They're going to do what!?
Tifa: They're going to wipe out the Sector 7 Slums!?
(She turns to Cloud.)
Tifa: Cloud, will you come with me to Sector 7?
Cloud: Of course, Tifa.
Yakumo: If Cloud's going, then I'm going too. I want to help out.
(They all stand at the foot of the bed.)
Don Corneo: Just a second!
Cloud: Shut up!
(Yakumo slaps Don in the face really hard.)
Don Corneo: Ow! What did I do!?
Aerith: Yakumo?
Yakumo: Oh! Well, I had to…He came on to me!
Aerith: You did the right thing.
Don Corneo: No wait, it'll only take a second. How do you think scum like me feels when they babble on about the truth?
Cloud: They're sure they'll win.
Don Corneo: Woo-hoo! Right! But…Doesn't matter either way now, so…bye, bye.
Yakumo: You guys! Move away! It's a trap!
(But it was too late. He flips a switch and Cloud, Aerith, Yakumo, and Tifa fall through a trap door to the sewer below...With the four falling down to who knows where to as Don tricked them to beating them by cheating after getting the answers out of him. But at least Cloud saved Yakumo from getting kissed by that sicko Don just in time, to what happens next, the four have to save the area before it goes up in flames with everyone in it by the President Shinra's doing.)