"Can I have a taco first?" Harmony asked.

Professor Scott looked quite foncused. "What's a taco?"

"Never mind," Harmony grumbled. She flicked her hair dramatically and attempted to make a dramatic exit, but was stopped by Professor's Scott hand on her shoulder.

"RAPE!" Harmony screamed. "RA-"

"Oy, shut up lass, or I'll teleport us both to the spaceship."

"APe- Wait, what spaceship?"

Professor Scott suddenly looked very concerned. His face was as white as the ghosts Harmony had sex with that one time she tried acid. "Never mind that now, love, just run off and go get yer tacos, I'll explain everything later."

Harmony probably should have spent more time being concerned over the mention of a spaceship, but chose to ignore the subject for now in favor of tacos. She left the room and meant to head off to the cafeteria place, before she realized she had no idea what way she was suppoed to be going and she was very lost.

"God dammit," she cursed. She closed her eyes and tried to do some magic stuff that would lead her to the cafeteria, when she heard a sudden gasping noise. She opened her eyes and listened harder. And yes, there it was again, a gasp and a moan.

Maybe it was someone eating a taco! Harmony eagerly followed the noise and came to a deserted hallway with a bunch of those tall fire holding thingies that I don't know the name of but there's a lot of them in the movies and they're cool. Only Harmony didn't think they were cool because she thought everything was dumb but that's besides the point. The point was that the noise was definitely nearby but she was nowhere near the Great Hall. She frowned and took a few paces forward, and that was when she saw them.

It was the blond guy whose name harmony had already forgotten and Harry Potter, both of whom were standing behind a pillar. Draco was standing with his back to Harmony, and Harry was leaning against the wall with his legs wrapped around Draco's hips, and Draco's right arm seemed to be moving in a rhythmic motion.

"Draco!" Harry whimpered. "Please-"

"Please what, Potter?" Draco asked as he tenderly kissed down Harry's jawline.

"Mo-I want more..."

"Right here? Right when anyone could walk by and see us?"

"I don't... please... Ah!"

Harry was cut off as Draco shoved his tongue in his mouth, and the sound of spit-swapping and other questionable squelching echoed throughout the corridor. Harmony suddenly had the feeling she had walked into the middle of smut fanfiction, and, seething at the thought of being upstaged by horny teenage guys, cleared her throat very loudly.

Harry gasped very loudly and Draco accidentally dropped him. Harry hit the floor with a thud and gasped again.

"Which way is the cafeteria?" Harmony asked.

Draco glared. "Can't you find it yourself?"

"Obviously not. Which way is it?"

Draco just kept glaring, and Harmony would have glared back, but she was suddenly slightly distracted Harry Potter's dick, which was still hanging out of his pants.

"Nice," she commented.

Harry gasped and fumbled to make himself decent while standing up. "Please avert your eyes," he said miserably.

Harmony did not avert her eyes. Instead she continued to stare at the the front of Harry's pants, which were tented rather obviously. Harry flushed.

"We could have a threesome," Harmony suggested.

"Okay," draco said.

"Draco!" Harry gasped. "You know I..." he bit his lip and looked down at the floor.

"Ooh, are you jealous?" Draco asked, scooping Harry intO HIs arms and caressing his hair. "Sweetheart, you know you're the only one for me."

Harry looked at Draco with watery eyes. "Even if-"

"Yes, my-"

"Oh my god shut up," Harmony said. "Just Someone give me a goddamned taco."

"What's a taco?" Draco asked.

"Oh, I love tacos!" Harry said. "We should all get them now! Dinner's over but we can probably get some from the house elves, I know Ron's good friends with them."

"Where's Ron now?" Draco asked.

"Probably boning Herman, Idk," Harry said dismissively. "Let's just go to the kitchens and steal all the tacos."

And so the three of them marched to the kitchens and stole all the tacos and gorged themseles on beautiful goodness wrapped in tortillas. Halfway through Harry and Draco disappeared and after Draco whispered something in Harry's ear and he gasped loudly. Harmony eentually got bored and took a bunch of tacos up to her room, which was convveneitnly close to the kitchen.

As she lay back on her bed and munched on a taco, her mind wandered back to Professor Scott and his strange behavior after mention of the spaceship. But before she could think much further on the matter, Harmony was fast asleep, dreaming of horny boys fucking each other silly on a bed of tacos.