Harmony woke up wiht the impression someone was staring at her. She turned her head to the side and saw some dude staring at her.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A CHEESEY PIEC E OF FRENCH TOAST" Harmony screamed.

"I beg your pardon," said the dude staring at her looking rather affronted.

"Who are you."

"I..." the dude drew his shoulders up importantly. "Am Spock."

"Cock?"

"Spock."

"Spork?"

"spock."

"The fuck kind of name is Spock."

"It's a common name from my planet," Spock said. "And on that note, I brought you a taco."

The man handed Harmony a beautiful and delicious smelling taco, and Suddenly, Harmony saw the strange man in a whole new light. His hair was majestically shiny and cut in a beautifully nonconformist fashion. His skin was a beautiful olive and his eyes piercing like fire and thunder and lots of sexy weather similes. And... his ears! They were pointed like an elf, only a really sexy elf. Because hot damn this man was fine.

But WAIT... "You planet?" Harmony asked confusedly/

"Yes. Should you accept your destiny, I shall explaine verything to you." Spock said mysteriously.

How mysterious! "But what about-"

"First, you must go to Mister Scott." Spock instructed.

Harmony frowned. "Who's that."

"You must find him and tell him of your desire to accept your destiny."

"What happening"

"And now I must depart. I hope to see you again, Harmony Eve Blodwyn Riversong."

Harmony felt her heart pitter patter with LOVE AND DESIRE TO BANG as the man stared at her emotionlessly as vulcans tend to do only she didn't know about vulcans yet but then the beautiful strange man said "Beam me up Scotty," and began to vanish.

"Wait!" Harmony said, "Do't go!"

Spock stared at her and vanished in a whirl of cgi shiny things.

Harmony rested a hand over her heart and swooned. Then she noticed the other bitches in the dorm staring at her. She glared at them, her blood red eyes glowing with fury, and they skittered away like the pathetic ants they were. Ha.

Now time to find a Mister Scott. She new Professor Scott from yesterday but Spock said mister Scott so vlearly that wasn't rhe same person. She narrowed her eyes determinedly and with vampire speed got dressed and made her way to the Great Hall for breakfast.

She sat t the Hufflepluff table and brooded for a while as her alabaster skin glowed mysertiously like the mystersy she was.

Professor Scott walked by. "Allo lass."

"Fuck off dude."

"Och aye someone's in a wee bit of a funk today eh."

"I have no idea what you just said go away."

"Did ye, ah," Prof Scott lowered his voice conspirationally how the hell do you spell that "Get any mysterious visitors this morning."

"No go away."

"Ah," Mister Scott walked away WAIT MISTER SCOTT MAYBE THey were the same person. Since this was a very important thing that involved possible sex in the future with hot dudes who may actually be a hot alien Harmony decided to ask Scott if he was the Mister Soctt Psock said instead of just glaring at things like she normally would (see character development lol).

"MISTER SCOTT!" she screamed very dramatically. Some people stared at her and she glared at them and they combusted in smoke.

"Aye lass!" said Mister Scott.

"Are you the Mister Scott Spock told me about?"

Mister Scott beamed happily with a big smile. "Aye, I am!"

"YAY."

"Soooo..."

Harmony drew her shoulders back in a dramatic important matter. "I accept my destiny."

"Fuck yea."

A/N DUN DUN DUN TO BE CONTINUED LOOK I DID A PLOT YAY