The first thing that cam eout of the shutle was a ton of ashy gray smokey smoke and steam and whooshy whirls of smoke. Harmony liked this a lot because it reminded her of swamps and alligators and a lot of dark things and eimmediately put her mind at ease at the comfort of darkness. It was very nice
Following the smoke and whisps of smokey things was two legs of someone coming down the ramp thing that came come out of the hsuttle when it landed. The person emerged after a few seconds once the smokey smoke had settled. It was a man about 6 feet tall and had blonde-ish hair. Harmony didn't really like the way he looked at first because he looked kind of preppy and preps are the worst. They're just so pretppy and put together and just not dark enough for her exquisite and cultiavated tastes and so they sucked.
But the guy was very hot so there was that, but hot in kind of a golf uncle kind of way, which actually isn't very hot so nevermind he was actually really ugly.
"Hello!" he said.
"Hi what do you want, " said harmony
"Ah, ex cellent!" said the preppy looking man
"What' said Harmony, becoming increasingly annoyed at his chipper attitude.
"You're Harmony," said the man "Excellent, you are the person I was looking forward to meeting, and now I have found you."
"You are...?" asked Harmony, inspecting her blackened fingernails with disinterest.
"My name is James Tiberius Kirk!" said the man, looking very proud of himself as he puffed his chest out importantly. I am the captain of the USS Starship Enterprise!"
"Okay bye" said Harmony and she turned to walk away
"Wait no!" said James Tiberius Kirk, as he rushed after her "I have something very iportant to tell you!"
"Hurry the fuck ip, you pretentous douchebag," said Harmony
"I understand that you may not trust me right away, since I just crashed into your beautifully strange school and just exploded a wall," said Kirk, glancing mournfully at the wall he had just crashed his shuttle into. "It was an accident, I seem to have a tendency for destruction"
Harmony very much liked the way that last sentence sounded. There was something poetic about it. It was a good line. She gave him a glance to convey that fact that she no longer thought he was an worthless insect and was allowed to continue talking
"Anyway!" Kirk continued once he received this message, "You are very important to our mission! In fact, you may be the only person who can help up!"
"Well of course, I'm basically one of the most impprtant perople on the planet," said Harmony with a scoff, swooshing her dark hair past her shoulder. Her hair was so thick and dark it killed a mosquito when it swooshed back. The mosquito died rip
"Yes, well, my dear friend Spock-"
"O MY GOD you KNOW SPOCK?" Harmony asked
"Yes!" said the captain cheerfully. "He is a very dear friend of mine! We have been through many adventures together. Anyway, according to his science, you possess a unique strain of genetics and DNA and science things, which makes you the only person who can help the entire planet from a Klingon invasion. At least we think it's Klingons, we haven't really worked out the details yet but it's probably Klingons, they suck."
Harmony didn't know what any of that was because it sounded stupi, but mostly she was just really into the fact that Spock was friendws with this guy.
If she went along with him, then she would definitely get a chance to see Spock again.
"Okay cool, I guess I can work some time into my schedule and hel p you," said Harmony agreeably, but also trying not to sound too interested, or else he wouldn't think that she was cool and goth enough.
"Wait," said another voice. The two of them looked arouhd and saw the oily hair man from earlier who had heroically saved Harmony from the exploding wall. He was glaring at Kirk. Oh right, Harmony had almost forgotten about him, even though he was very beautiful and sinister looking. There was a lot of stuff going on okay.
"How do we know you are to be trusted," the oily hair man said very slowly and nasally. Harmony melted a little inside at the oily nature of his demeanor. So dark. So sexy. She sighed a little bit, then realized she looked like a lovestruck 12 year old and realized how not okay that was. She flicked her hair back again to let her icy white skin shine alittle bit in the darkness of the dungeon to remind everyone how dark she was.
"What do you mean?" asked James Kirk.
"We do not know anything about you," said Snape. "And frankly, I do not appreciate you kidnapping my students."
"I wasn't going to kidnap Harmony!" said Kirk, "I am giving her the choice to follow us!"
"Follow you where?" Asked snape.
Oh by the way the oily haired man in Snape lol
"Into space! The final fronteir! " said Kirk
"That sounds dumb," said Snape. '20 points from Gryffindor"
Harmony laughed evilly at the thought of Gryffindor losing more points. Fuck Gryffindor. Then she remembered she was in Hufflepuff and died a little bit inside, even though she was already basically dead on the inside because she was basically a vampire, but not really.
Speaking of Gryffindor, suddenly there was the sound of footsteps. Harmony and Snape and Kirk looked over and found Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy running around the corner towards them. They didn't seem to notice the three at first, but then Harry noticed them and stopped runing. Malfoy ran into him. They fell on the ground. Or actually Harry fell on the ground and Malfoy fell on top of him. Harry gasped in ecstasy at the feeling of Malfoy's beautiful muscles on top of his willing body.
"Another 20 points from Gryffindor," said Snape, "For running in the hallways and disrupting the peace"
Harry gasped indignantly while Malfoy chuckled. "But what about Malfoy? He was running too!"
"And another 30 for questioning authority," said Snape
Just then Ron and Hermanonie rounded the corner too. "Oh hi Snape," said Ron
"Hi ron," said Snape
"Snape," Harmony muttered to herself, just now learning his name. It was a beautiful name. It was like Snake, but Snape. Very poetic, very dark. It did acutally sound much ooler than Spock, though really both names were a bit silly. Not nearly as beautiful and dark as her own name. But then again, her heart still belonged to Spock, the sexy pointy eared alien.
"What's up?" asked Ron
"Yes, why is the wall exploded?" asked Hermione
"I'm going with Kirk," announced Harmony, her voice echoing darkly in the dark corrdidor of the dark dungeon. The others shivered in awe of her prsence and dark charisma
"But Harmony!" said Snape, reaching out for her. Harmony turned away, trying to hide the pang that suddenly arose in her chest
"It is my duty," whispered Harmony, her voice cracking ever so slightly, just enough to make her seem conflicted an emotional, but not enough to make her seem weak. Which obviousy she wasn't weak at all, only idiots would thik that, but just to be sure you know
"We'll go with you " Said Harry. "Because we are friends!"
"No we're not," said Harmony
"We - Oh right we're not," said Harry, "But friendship!"
"Yeah!" said Ron. "Friendship!"
"Friendship is very important on our spaceship, the USS Enterprise," said Kirk. "Why don't we let these friendly people come along, they could be useful
Harmony groaned very loudly. Friends were the worst. They were just so friendly and happy. She didn't want happiness, she just wnnted to live in a dark place with some flickering candles and practice dark magic and hang out with spiders and bang Spock and maybe also Snape but that was a decision for later
"YAY FRIENDS" said everyone else. Harmony groaned again.
"Look, I don't give a fuck what you guys do," said Harmony, letting her eyes glow a little bit red just to show off how irritated she was with this whole situation. "Just take me to your ship," she told Kirk
"RIghty-o!" said Kirk, punching a fist in the air dramatically and heroically. "Ah, and here's Spock
Harmony whipped her head around at the shuttle to find the pointy earled alien Spock standing there. She clutched her chest at the sudden surge of lust coursing through her normally cold veins. There was just something so compelling about him. His ears were so pointy.
But there was also Snape, with his oily hair and nasally voice. Suddenly there were too many emotions for her to deal with.
"Hello, Harmony," said spock. Harmony smiled seductively at him. He did not as much blush, which was very attracive. She loved a nice stoic man. Very manly.
"Hello," she purred seductively and flirtily. "And just how can I help you on your mission?"
COMING UP NEXT WEEK or whenever lol HOW WILL HARMONY SAVE THE ENTERPRISE will friendship previal WhAT ABOUT SNAPE aaaaah things yay