There was a bit of logistics and some shuffling, and then everyone was standing wherever it was they were standing and Spock was holding up some tech thing with buttons on it.

"I will now teleport us all to the USS Enterprise," said Spock. "With this thing."

"Is that a sex toy?" harmony asked.

"No," said Spock, as a faint green flush tinted his cheeks, and he looked away bashfully. Harmony smirked at him and he blushed greener. Snape seethed in jealousy in the background, his oily hair prickling with rage.

Spock pressed a button and suddenly WHOOOOSH

And then they were on the USS Enterprise.

Harry and Draco were busy making out.

"How did you even do that?" asked Kirk in confusion but Harry and Draco were too busy making out to pay him any attention. "You but you were literally standing like five feet away from each other how-"

"Ten points from Gryffindor," said Snape

"That's getting old," said Ron

"Yeah," said Hermone, "You can't keep-"

"Everybody shut up," said Harmony, and everybody was instantly quiet, waiting for her to continue. Harmony breathed in the scent of ... space, idk. What do spaceships even smell like lol. Anyway There was lots of gadgets and gizmos and Harmony was sure it was all very impressive to NERDS which she definitely was not haha science is for losers. With the exception of Spock, she mentally added, because Spock was beautiful and obviously since he was like in charge of this whole operation of whatever then he wasn't a nerd like the others because he was hot or something AND ANYWAY MOVING ON

Harmony strode confidently out of the teleportation room and down the halls of the USS enterprise. It actually was kind of grey and ugly looking, nothing near the gothic splendor of Hogwarts or the dank and lovely ghoulishness of her own personal lair.

"This place kind of sucks,' Harmony said. Harry gasped but Harmony ignored him in favor of turning her attentions over to Spock, who was watching her closely.

"Perhaps what I have to show you will change your mind." Spock said. Harmony waited patiently for him to take his pants off, but he didn't do that. so sad SHE WANTS THE D DAMMIT. "If you will follow me," said Spock. Harmony followed him. So did everyone else. There were way too many people, Harmony had already lost track of everyone who had insisted coming along. Why were they all here. Harmony hated all of these people except Spock and Snape.

"Hey Harry, Draco, look," said Harmony, "there's a broom closet, go make out in it."

harry gasped at Harmony's boldness, and Draco picked Harry up bridal-style. Harry swooned against Malfoy's broad chest and buried his face in Malfoy's neck to hide his blush.

"I would complain, but I totally banged like three babes in that closet last week," said Kirk as the closet door slammed shut, followed by Harry's gasps of delight. "It's a miracle anything gets done around here."

"Indeed," said Spock. "Captain, perhaps you could escort Hermione and Ron to the warp core and have them inspect... the science."

Kirk squinted. "Is that a euphemism for a threesome? Aren't these kids underage?"

"Captain no."

"CAPTAIN YES. Oh wait but they actually are underage aren't they." Kirk sighed, but dragged Hermione and Ron towards the warp core anyway.

That just left Harmony and Spock and Snape. Harmony shivered in delight, standing between the two very tall men.

"So Spock," she purred, her long dark lashes fluttering alluringly. They were naturally long and dark, noen of that false eyelash or lash extension shit. She had naturally dark long lashes okay they're real. "What do you have to show me?"

Spock led Harmony and snap to a new room with lots of machines that were doing sciencetific things. "We have received a distress signal from the distant world of Alderaan," Spock informed them. "It seems that many lives are at steak. We need you, Harmony, to help us solve this great mystery. Only you can do this,"

"But why me?" asked Harmony

"Because-"

But before Spock could finish there was suddenly a great explosion! Lots of walls exploded and a piece of sharp glass flew lightning-quick at spock's head! But Harmony saw it coming, and immediately back-flipped over to the piece of glass and snatched it out of mid-air, just inches away from Spock's eye.

The ship continued to shudder from the aftershocks of the explosion, but it was nothing compared to the thunder of Harmony's heart, as she gazed into Spock's widened eyes, his lovely mouth agape at his near-death experience. His skin was so soft, Harmony noted. So delicate, so breakable. It was now her mission, she decided just then, to protect this beautiful alien man at all costs, no matter what the cost.

"You saved my life," Spock whispered.

"I know," said Harmony.

"You're so brave," Spock said.

"I won't let anything hurt you," said Harmony, stroking Spock's ears gently.

There was a groan from the other side of the room. Harmony and Spock turned and saw Snape lying on the ground, bleeding profusely out of his abdomen. There was a giant piece of metal sticking out of his stomach, which was making him bleed a lot.

"SNAP NOOOO" Harmony screamed. She rushed over and cradled Snape's head in her lap. "I'm so sorry," she wept. She was too distraught to even feel shame over her useless tears. "I wasn't fast enough to save you,"

"It's... okay..." gasped Snape. Then he breathed his last breath and died.

Harmony screamed in anguish. Her piercing cry struck the hearts of everyone on the ship.

"We must discover who did this!" Harmony said. "Whoever caused this explosion must pay the price!"

"I think I may have an idea of what caused this," said Spock, trembling slightly from the shock of the current events. "I found this." He held up a little metal thing and pressed a button.

A hologram appeared above the metal thing, and a face covered in a black mask appeared.

"Hello, Harmony Eve Blodwyn Riversong," said the masked figure. "I see you have received my message. My apologies for the excessive use of force, but it is nothing compared to what I have in store for you..."

TO BE CONTINUEEEEED later