I do not own Naruto, If I did that would be awesome but since I don't I'm going to go cry in a corner and continue to write fan fictions.
-Chapter 3
Someone please tell me why I have the best sleep in my life when I have to deal with my loving yet stupid brother? Anyone anyone, huh no ok; then carrying on back to the story. Waking up from the wonderful feeling of the message, it felt weird not having four little mini ninja either lying on or near you. Of course after telling them where I'm going to be for the next few days and the fact they have to go to the academy for a few days also helps. Ugghhh fuck! Speaking of children yesterday I forgot to find Kankuro and Temari and let them know that they are babysitter duty no way out. This means I have to leave even earlier today. Damn you Naruto and all the bullshit you put me through. This is not needed I can think of multiple ways to spend my time then traveling to the leaf. Well there is no sense in complaining about it now the only thing I can do is grin and bear it. Before I leave to hunt down my wonderful brother and sister in law I check the house to make sure I don't miss anything either the children or Gaara left for me. Normally when events like this take place they will leave me a cute message to either wake up to or just enjoy it. Searching the whole house it doesn't seem like they left me a message this time, just when I was about to give up all hope I found one in the kitchen. Looking at it seems like they spent some time creating the letter.
Dear mommy,
First off we hope you have a great day and trip. We knew you had to get ready so we helped you pack for the trip we made all of your favorite food! (The children helped prepare it when it came to cooking I actually did that don't want the house to burn down yet) We also helped you finish packing too! We don't want you to get stressed out its not pretty when that happens. (Even I get scared when you get stressed or anger not the cutest sight to behold.) Also mommy when you see uncle Naruto please don't kill him were sure it's not his fault he's in some sort of trouble. Oh who are we kidding this is uncle Naruto we are talking about there is going to be a lot of trouble just don't kill maybe beat him to a quarter inch of his life. Since you have to go we have to make this short so good bye mommy and have fun. Oh wait daddy wants to say something to you. ~Hey honey to help ease your mind I watched over the children as they helped finish your packing and of course breakfast as I noted earlier. Hopefully you don't end up in a full on rage mood which normally happens when Naruto is involved. Oh also I noticed that you forgot to tell Kankuro and Temari they have mandatory babysitting duties they need to fulfill so on my way to the conference room I shall make sure to have then meet you at the house around 1300. That should be it also I made you breakfast make sure you eat before you leave you know how vicious you can be when you get hungry. Have fun and best of luck.~
Love your crazy loving family.
With a family like that what more could I wish for. Ok screw that last statement there is a lot I could wish for like Naruto not being a dumbass, not having to sit through long and tedious meetings, and I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. Remembering what the letter said I look into the refrigerator for the food and breakfast and take out the breakfast. Looking at the clock I realize I have just enough time to eat and take a shower before Temari and Kankuro get here. Ok let me tell you a hot shower can prepare you for the worst. I'm a bit strange but what do you expect when you're the offspring of Minato and Kushina, normal I think not just look at Naruto and then come look at me. I get aggressive when I'm hungry like, it's a life or death situation. Back on track right after my shower I look for my luggage and I see that they did a lovely job, when I am in the leaf I have to pick them up something.
Looking at the clock I realize that Temari and Kankuro should be here any minute now. Now the only thing left to do is wait since thanks to my loving family everything is already done for me. Ok now I know that they are late. Did they forget about coming by the house they had better either be dead because if the show up any later they are going to wish that they had died on their way here. While I'm thinking of multiple ways to make them suffer they arrive at the door and knock. Well then I guess they were sensing how much I was about to snap.
"Hey guys!" I greet them as I welcome them inside.
"Sorry were late we had a meeting we had to go to." Kankuro apoglized while hiding behind Temari
"It's fine I completely understand those meeting seem to drag on" I sigh thinking about the meeting I sit through.
"Anyway Gaara said you needed to talk to us about watching the children. Well he mostly told us that you had a Naruto problem to take care and that you need someone to watch the children. We are slightly confused to as why he can't watch them." Temari said moving away from Kankuro
"Ah I see he gave you a quick rundown about what's happening and yes I have a Naruto problem to take care. He can't watch them because he has important business he needs to take care of. He is going to be at the village hidden in the mist for a while and then from there he is going to be at the hidden cloud village."
Crying from realizing he is going to have to watch the children for a while Kankuro says " I guess that means that we are going to be here for awhile. That answers our question about how long you are going to be gone and how long we will have to watch them for."
"Well, this time should be easy all you guys have to do is follow a few guidelines and you will have no troubles at all. Stay here while I go get them."
Kankuro and Temari make a run for the door when they see me coming back with two huge dictionary sized instructions about them. To prevent them from escaping they leave me with no choice. Suna Heya no jutsu and before they know they are trapped in a sand chamber. They should know better even though I wasn't a sand born ninja and can still do sand jutsu that is on Gaara's level. When are they going to learn I am not too be trifled with. Sometimes I swear they are complete dumb asses oh well, they will learn one day hopefully. For their safety maybe like after I let them out they start to realize I'll kick ass first questions never.
"Now guys I don't see why you are trying to run away. You should know by now there is no escaping from me. Now when I let the chamber down you two are going to grab these instruction manuals, take them home and read them. Do you understand me, because the second I let this go I need you two to go so I can hand out I have wasted enough time here trying not to beat you." I say calmly
The second I let the chamber down they grab the manuals and started to cry on their way out. I mean it may look big at first but once you start reading it you will understand everything it's not that hard. One thing leads to another, and before you know you know how to properly take care of my lovely children. Well in their cases no amount of reading could ever prepare you for what they are fully capable of. Ah crap baskets I need to go now if I want to make decent time to the village. I quickly grab everything I need and I walk out the door I sigh. I'm going to miss the quiet peaceful/ craziness. No time for feeling sorry for myself I will have plenty of time for that later on.