Chapter 8
Kagome and Haruri was watching whatever was going on in their class room. it been a month since the whole beach trip. the host club never treated her any different. well other than her beating the respective crap out of Tamaki for grabbing her ass. she ate another fry as she eyed her sister.
"You know I could of gotten you some lunch but you and your stubborn self always said no." Grumbled Kagome
Haruhi *groaned* before taking a bit of the fish from last night, another thing that her sister and their father was alike they want to get your things and buy you lunch and other meals.
"Thanks but no thank's Kagome, I need to eat these leftover's before they go bad." said Haruri
Kagome shrugged her shoulders before drinking her sprite. Over the last few days well Kagome ignored the Host Club in generally and decided to keep her sister by her side at all times. The Shadow King; well he was just acting like a hardened bastard anyway and Tamaki shied away before Kagome could even talk to him.
"I can't believe Kyoya or Tamaki won't even trying to talk to was their own faught for doing what they did. and I trusted them with my secrets." said Kagome
Haruhi stared at her sister with sad eyes before speaking up she knew that it took alot for her to show them what happened to her. and she didn't agree on how Kyoya and Tamaki was acting like. then again maybe they felt bad for what they had done.
"I know things may seem confusing but everything will work out in the put your trust out there and thats is a good step for you" said Haruri
Kagome wanted to believe her sister but secretly as she agreed with her, inside, things were a mess. She cared about each guy in a different way, how could she make a decision of these guys without hurting their was an idiot but deep down was a genuine guy who took such good care of her. Kyoya on the other hand was just a bastard but reminded her so much of Inuyasha. Well, when Kyoya lost his cool, he acted like Inuyasha. Both of them were so different and she cared for them in different ways.
"So all of the afternoon classes are canceled?" asked Haruhi
They where confused as of why they didn't have class today. it seemed like something was going on and they didn't even get he memo for whatever was going on.
"You mean no one told you? Things are going to get a little hectic around here for the next two days. Ouran Academy is hosting an exposition for the cultural clubs. The drama, art, choir clubs are going to be meeting. It's a big event that the school hosts annually"
One of the girls explained to the sisters while blushing. Kagome arched a brow since when do schools to this. well then again she was a tad bit out dated on things with her battles she was dealing with.
"You don't say," said Haruhi
Haruri propped her head onto her hand. she didn't even know what to to think about this, the other thing she knew that Sesshomaru and the others wanted Tamaki ass and it wont be pretty.
"What you mean you've never had it before?" asked Hikaru and Kaoru
The twin's where talking to Renge and listening into the conversations between the tw sisters. they where ordered to see why Kagome was avoiding them as if they had the black plague.
"Don't you know it's the preferred drink of the host club?" said Hikaru
"And as the host club manager you should drink it too." said Kaoru
Renge hanged off Kagome with her arm's around her neck. Kagome mentally *groaned* why don't the evil crazy chick ever leave her alone. why was she the cursed one with the crazy yellow cow.
"Oh um I think I know what instant coffee. Is that the coffee where the bean's are already ground." chirped Renge
Haruri felt bad for her sister knowing she hated Renge since she hanged off her. Kagome closed her eye's trying to cool her anger down from the girl nuzzling her face against hers.
"That's just ground coffee instant is something completely different. I do not think there are any coffee beans in instant coffee. You just add hot water and then drink it! You don't have to brew it it's kind of awesome" said Hikaru
"It's like coffee but not as robust," said Kaoru
"And yet it's strangely satisfying" said Hikaru
"Now that you mention it we just ran out of instant coffee," said Kaoru
The twin's rushed over to Haruri and placed their hands on her shoulders. since Kagome was in the middle being molested by her lovely crazy stalker and knowing that pulling the girl off her was going to be a pain in the ass.
"Go get us some more Haruhi," said Hikaru and Kaoru
Haruri *sighed* it seemed that she was the only one stuck that was going to be doing this. even though her sister was pleading with her eyes for her to go and get it so she could go away from her crazy stalker.
"Why do I have to get it?" asked Haruhi
Kagome *sighed* it was finaly she was going to be molested by the crazy bitch. her sister was so lucky and she was the one who was lucked out once again but with another crazy person stoty of her miserble life.
"Because you're the only commoner no one else knows where to get it, and Kagome being molested by her crazy stalker" said Hikaru
Kagome shot them a look to tell them they where going to be so dead once she gets away from the crazy cow. she wished she didn't plop down in her lap and nuzzling her face over her chest.
"But the cultural exposition are going to start soon" said Haruhi
"Yea but it's not mandatory so you don't have to go" said Hikaru
Haruri looked over to her sister to see her look like she wanted to kill someone. she only could tell through her eyes. it seemed that Renge was molesting her chest now.
Meanwhile a hour later
Kagome and the host club was a tad bit freaked out from what they where seeing. when some tall lady came to the door with her sister now she wondered how these two met.
"If we fight we fight together, if we fail we fail together,"
The girl said before kneeling down before Haruhi. Tamaki was clutching to Kagome seeing that she was in chock as well. it seemed her sister picked up a crazy stalker now.
"Even I were to die I would never ever leave you my love"
The girl said before kissing Haruhi's hands. Haruri looked at her sister seeing if she would help her from the crazy chick. it seemed that she was in shock with Tamaki clutching her.
"Benibara I thought you'd never show up," said Hinako
"Where did you find this lovely young lady?" asked Chizuru
Kagome watched the two other chick's who she thought where total bitch's. she didn't like them the where stuck up and snotty and think their shit don't stink and they where creepy.
"I found her outside of the school. She may be dressed as a boy but I knew she was girl. She has such maidenly eyes," said Benibara
Benibara started to rub Haruri cheek with loving and adoring eye's, Kagome seen her sister was about to freak out as if she figured out how her sister felt when it came to her delightful stalkers.
"Uh thanks I guess,"said Haruhi
Haruri wondered what the hell was going on now. this chick was acting like one of her stister stalkers. now she understood how her sister felt when it was her with the crazy person.
"Her skin is so soft," said Hinako
Chizuru rubbed on Haruhi's skin. Kagome now seen her sister was being molested from the other two crazy chicks. only her family gets stuck with issues like this. other than Koga she never could get rid of him either.
"Isn't she though I think she's a little diamond in the rough" said Chizuru
Kagome *sighed* she wondered if she should interfere. but with Tamaki clutching to her she was having a little problem. Kyoya pushed his glasses up feeling bad for Kagome first Renge and then Tamaki.
"What is going on?" asked Kagome
Everyone looked in the back of the room, Kagome stood before everyone with a purple satin dress on, a crown of purple jewels on her head with her hair braided. her arms where crossed over her chest looking at the crazy chicks with a cold look. Mori pulled Tamaki away from Kagome so she dealt with business.
"Oh my goodness what long beautiful long hair you have," said Chizuru
Chizuru taking Kagome's hair, un braiding it, making it slightly curly and ran her fingers through it. Kagome's eye twitched what is it with crazy people love to be attatched to her its annoying.
"So it's so long and with that gorgeous deep ebony color." said Chizuru
Chizuru blushed she never met a female like the one before her. she was like a angel fallen from even. her other friend's where as well thinking along the thoughts as she was.
"You have those beautiful aquamarine eyes," said Hinako
Kagome narrowed her eye's at the two crazy chicks who didn't know nothing about personal space, now they wanted to molest her after they molested her sister. they had the nerv and insult her eye color that was rather rude.
"What the heck is wrong with you people? My eyes are ice blue! Not light blue, not aquamarine they're ice blue!" said Kagome
The two girl's blushed deep red from what she had said. she had the most angelic voice that they ever heard. her cold eyes where just the topping to the cake for them.
"I love the fire in your eyes," said Benibara
Benibara started to cup Kagome's cheek, her cheeks went a little red from the rare beauty in front of her. Haruri *sighed* her sister to the rescue and she was completely greatful for it to.
"Don't you touch my Kagome!" cried Tamaki
Tamaki took off to go and save Kagome even though it seemed that she didn't need that. but he could try to help her out when it was needed. it was also noble for her to save her sister from the crazy chick's.
"Leave them alone!" said Benibara
Benibara punching Tamaki but then Kagome caught her fist afterward's. her cold eyes stared right into benibara. she blushed at the thought of another female was able to stop her she was completely in love with this girl.
"If you intend on seeing the light of day again you bitch, you will not touch my friends and my sister with any harm. am I understood because it would be bad for your health." hissed Kagome
All three of the girls including Benie all blushed at this girl's command. Benie was nearly swept away with the inner strength of this maiden. Kyoya's glass's flashed with what Kagome just did she protected them it meant she had finally accepted them in her life.
"Your wish is my command maiden," said Benibara
Kagome rolled her eye's from what the woman just called her. this bitch was going to be more annoying than her other stalker and it was not going well with her nervs.
"She hit me! She's so violent!" said Tamaki
Kagome's eye's shifted over to Tamaki. he never cried when she beat him like she did the few time's. the rest of the host club gathered around his to see if he was ok. she didn't even touch him.
"Get a hold of yourself. you don't act like this when Kagome does it!" said Hunny
Benibara took her attention away from Kagome since she left to go and change her clothing since it wasn't going to be a host club today since the band of crazy was let loose from the nut ward.
"Guess the rumors we heard are true you are all just a bunch of weak little punks with no sense between you" said Benibara
Kagome rolled her eye's while she was changing her clothing. with her demonic hearing she was able to hear the conversation.. as she came back out and leaned against the wall to watch the festival of the crazy people.
"Those uniforms I assume you're from Lobelia girls' academy?" asked Kyoya
They took off their uniforms to reveal their dress outfits. Kagome tilted her head to the side she heard of the school. but Sesshomaru never wanted her in a all female school she was greatful about it.
"Lobelia!" sanh Benibara
"Lobelia!" sang Chizuru a little higher.
"Lobelia!" sang Hinako the highest.
"St. Lobelia 2nd year Benio Amakusa" said Benibara
"Lobelia!" All three of them sang.
Haruri walked over to her sister who was pinching the bringe of her nose as if she finally was going crazy. she had to admit that they where annoying and even more so from what they where doing.
2nd year student Chizuru Maihara" said Chizuru
"Lobelia!" All three of them sang.
"1st year student Hinako Tsuwabuki" said Hinako
"Lobelia!"
All three of them sang. the whole host club was watching not even amused by what they where all seeing at the moment. they looked over to Kagome who was pinching the bridge of her nose while Haruri patted her back,
"We are members of the Lobelia St. Academy white lily league otherwise known as" said Benibara
They where wondered what the hell they where going to do now. it seemed like they where trying to make some sort of show to them as if they where better than anyone else.
"The Zuka Club!"
All three of them chirped out. everyone had a look as if they where saying what the fuck kind of black hole the fell through and ended up in some sort of other reality or they somehow was slipped some sort of drug and was tripping.
"The…Zuka…Club?" thought Tamaki
The twin's started to laugh their head's off from what they heard and seen. Kagome was still trying to figure out what the hell they where trying to prove. it seemed to show they where snobby bitched to them.
"What a stupid name! The Zuka Club! My stomach hurts!" laughed Hikaru
The twin's where rolling all over the floor as if they where going to piss themselves from laughing so much. it was to funny for words Kagome took a picture and sent it to a few people and it seemed they where amused by the whole thing as well.
"The Zuka Club that's priceless! And those get ups are under their uniforms" laughed Kaoru
Kagome just felt something as if it was ging to get worst. until the laughter of her crazy stalker. Haruri patted her sister on the back knowing it was her other stalker who wished to die.
You shouldn't underestimate the Zuka Club!" They heard Renge
Renge rose out of the floor wearing a purple kimono and drink instant coffee. she cracked a eye open to see if her Kagome was around. it seemed she wasn't there so she might as well get the business she wanted over with.
"I may not know much about instant coffee but I simply just love girls' schools," said Renge
Renge said before taking a sip and gagging. Kagome hid behind the wall making sure she didn't make no sound so she wasn't found from the crazy chick who was stalking her.
"St. Lobelia Academy! It is truly a woman's paradise Zuka club are a group of young maidens who believe that women are superior in every way. The club prides itself in its 30-year history. It is a society of maidens, by maidens for maidens! Zuka club activities include maiden tea parties, maiden debate forum, and of course musical review by the club's top members!" explained Renge
Kyoya was straighten out his uniform so he was able to deal with Kagome's crazy person who was once his. so he might as well help her since she helped hm with her and was passed on to her.
"You sure have a vast wealth of knowledge Renge," said Kyoya
He placed down the breast plate that he used for the day's cosplay since they wont be having not guest. he knew Kagome won't be coming out until Renge was gone. and hereally couldn't balme her either.
"I've just always adored St. Lobelia I just couldn't go there what I would do without my boys," said Renge
Renge went back into the floor where she just came from. Haruri waved her sister out to tell her the one stalker was gone as the two sister's watched the new crazy stalkers again.
"A maiden's beauty it moves it is pure enough not to get in to power" said Chizuru
"As a girl we have had enough of your oppression for woman kind," said Hinako
"And our pride comes in with meaningful relationship of equality because we're the same sex and that include a romantic relationship" said Benibara
Kagome wondered if these chick's where being serious. now she understood why Sesshomaru and the other's didn't like that school it was screwed up and odd well in her own mind.
"Yea you tell em Benio" said Chizuru
"You're awesome Benibara!" said Hinako
The host club was just not even paying attention anymore. they where doing their own thing while the new stalker's where rambling about whatever they where talking about since they lost track,
"Whatever we're so over it" said Kaoru
"Why don't ladies just scram," said Hikaru
The twin's where starting to feel like Kagome bored and wondered if the where a litle screwed up. while they either played a game or looked at all the coffee that was just broaght for the host club.
"I find it hard to believe that you all can't understand all sublime female love," said Hinako
Kyoya looked over to Kagome who was looking like she was about to scream out about to beat the crap out of them. and to be truthful he wouldn't stop her either they where annoying.
"What the hell is she talking about?" said Hikaru
"You should feel sorry for them Hinagku they're host club charms don't work on us for now they're all flustered" said Chizuru
Chizuru ripped off the fake mustache off looking smug as if they thought they where making some sort of point. not even realizing that they where not even being listened to.
"True I must say I'm glad we got to perform here we got to sneak a peek at the infamous Ouran Host Club" said Benibara
"Hey guys are we really infamous?" said Honey
"Yea" said Mori
The two looked over to Kagome and Haruri who was drinking coffee and eating something not even listening to what the where saying anymore. maybe they should block them out as well.
"And to think they're dragging these young maidens down with them" said Benibara
"Huh?" said A Haruhi confused.
"The host club president may be a pretty little halfer but he shouldn't be using his looks to create fake romances!" said Benibara
Kagome chocked on her coffee from what the leader of the crazys had just said. she didn't like how she had put that. it was racist you don't blert that out becuase of the persons race.
"Tempting to fool the heart of a poor young maiden is demeaning! You're so called club activities are nothing more than your stupid macho testosterone! I swear to you, you all will go down! The Ouran Host Club will be abolished!" said Benibara
Kagome arched a brow when they turned into nazi's. now she had seen it all the crazies turned into female nazis even doing the sign as well. Haruri was in the same boat as well.
"All hail Zuka Club!" All three of them said.
Kyoya had to hold his own amusement in with the female nazi's. since Tamaki finally cracked from the while thing with the zuka club and he understood why as well if he was him he would do the same thing.
"I see I understand you concern but do you think we could finish this later?" said Kyoya
The whole host club gathered around Tamaki. while Benibara arched a brow not liking what she had just been told. while Tamaki was laid out of Kagome's lap with her eye twitching in annoyance.
"Are you saying you're not going to face us?" said Benibara
"Not at all it's just that our king is still bed ridden from the cultural shock," said Kyoya
Kagome *groaned* as Tamaki lay past out on her lap muttering things that was not understand able. while Hunny with a bright smile to see if he could sway the crazy nazi chicks.
"You see Tama-Chan is having his nappy time right now," chirped Hunny
"Then wake him up!" growled Benibara
haruri to the rescue bringing something to drink for their nazi's. hoping it would sway them fromm her sister and the host club and poor tamaki who was still pasted out on her sister'slap.
"Excuse me I made some coffee would you ladies like some?" Haruhi said
The zuka club snapped out of what they where doing and turned over to Haruri. they looked at the drink never seen anything like it before. but then again a lady made it for them so they would drink it.
"Yes aren't you the sweetest thing?" said Benibara
"You're a real pearl among swine," chirped Chizuru
"You know coffee made by a maiden always taste better," said Benibara
Kagome patting Tamaki's head to calm him down. she Kagome felt bad for him with the whole female nazi thing in all. she *sighed* it seemed that they where still talking and not thinking about what they say.
"But these stuff's just instant" said Kagome
The female nazi's looked thoughtful as if they never heard of what she had jsut said. and they took a sip of their drink and smile likeing the new taste of the new coffee.
"How about and the other maidens have little tea party?" chirped Chizuru
Tamaki snapped out of his haze and shot off Kagome's lap knocking her over doing so. something needed to be said about how these chicks think and they where just getting on his nervs.
"You girls have it all wrong! There's nothing to gain from a relationship with two women!" growled Tamaki
Tamaki started to run over to them before he slipped on a banana peel. his finger dipped into the hot coffee. as he screamed out in pain from being burned from the hot liquid.
"You got to be more care emo boy," said Kagome
Kagome started to put burn scream on his finger and wrapped in bandage's. Tamaki looked at what she just did he wondered if she always carried them around with her travels in all.
"Thanks a lot, do you always carry bandages with you?" asked Tamaki
Kagome smiled and patted his head. he understood the silent response, as the twin's *sighed* and wondered when these chick's where going to leave they where annoying.
"This conversation doesn't seem to be going anywhere," said Benibara
Benibara snatched up Haruri and held her in her arm's as if she was trying to stake a claim on her or something. she knew Sesshomaru would never agree to something like that or their father.
"Now that we know what's going on we can't allow these maidens to stay here!" said benibara
Chizuru pulled Kagome close to her. Kagome had a what the fuck look on her face, she was wondering why in the world this bitch had to come after her. now has if Sesshomaru would let them go to their backwards school.
"We will handle their paperwork and have them transferred at once! And we will welcome them into the Zuka club" announced Binibara
"Now hold on Benibara," growled Kagome
Kagome pushed the crazy girl who was nuzzling her face against her chest. she didn't want to go to that school. it wasn't for her to even be there it's not her thing to be in a all girl school.
"me and my sister can't go to your school" huffed Kagome
The three of them *gasped* at what Kagome had said. Haruri *sighed* happy for her out spoken sister to speak out for the both of them. it was either her or Sesshomaru and they didn't want to deal with that.
"But why not maiden. You would be perfect for the Zuka club," said Benibara
Kagome *huffed* don't they ever give up on thing's. and can't they take no for a answer. she really didn't want to get Sesshomaru involved because that never turned out pretty.
"Because mine and my sister older brother would not allow it, he want's use to be here with them." said Kagome
"Please won't you think about it?" pleaded Benie
Benie could see Kagome as perfect form of a maiden power, strong, beautiful, fiery and spirited something their little club was laking from the last person who used to be with them like her.
"You must be ours!" demanded Benie
Kagome walked up to Benie who was now down on her knees and put her hand on the girl's chin. Benie *gasped* a little and her faces started to grow red from the feeing of Kagomes hands on her.
"I will think about it." said Kagome
Kagome *sighed* she onky said it to make her shut the hell up. its not like she was going to think about it. hell she knew her mother was in that school and so was Haruri's but her mother never wanted her to go to that school.
"Now hold on I think there's a misunderstanding. First off you called Tamaki a halfer" said Haruhi
Hunny bounced over to her smiling brightly he was about to make a correction to what Haruri was trying to do. it seemed she was trying to make her own stand to the zuka club.
"He is a halfer! he's half French and half Japanese!" chirped Hunny
Kagome snickered at what Hunny had just said, she wouldn't judge him on the race he was born with. she tried to be understanding with Inuyasha's but it turned out bad for her in the end.
"Well I don't think it's fair to pick on the host club because they don't have the same history as you." said Haruhi
The twins popped over and sat next to Kagome with a blank look on their face. they where going to correct Haruri on that one as well. as if they didn't care about their own history.
"We barely have any history we started two years ago." said Hikaru
"Yea the boss created when he started high school." said Kaoru
Haruri *groaned* why don't they ever shut up and go along with her on what she was doing. Kagome snickered her sister was atleast trying and she was proud for her doing so.
"Be that as it may saying that club activities are only to satisfy their appetites is just wrong. I mean it's not like the host club are charging their guest or anything." said Haruhi
Kyoya next to the area where the twin's and Kagome was. he was typing away wth one hand on his computer to proove something else that Haruri said was wrong as well.
"Well I wouldn't call it a charge we do have a point system based on the selling of items on the club's this out Haruhi your used mechanical pencil just sold for 30,000 yen." said kyoya
Haruri finally lost it from what she had just been told. Kagome *sighed* her sister was about to freak out over a little pencil she could understand if it was something else.
"What? But I thought I lost that pencil! Why didn't you tell me about this Kyoya! I had no idea you were collecting money." growled Haruhi
Kyoya shrugged about what Haruri had just bitched at him about. it seemed she had a temper like her sister. but Kagome was more or less the out spoken one out of the sisters.
"You thought we were all just working here as volunteers? Well it's not much organizing events. We do make a small profit from the online auction," said kyoya
Kagome eye twitched with the way Kyoya was going about this. its as if he was trying to piss her sister off. whilet he nazis where watching with confused looked on theri faces.
"You can't go taking stuff without asking first that's stealing!" growled Haruhi
Haruri was still yelling at Kyoya from her missing pencile. Kagome *sighed* and went over to her sister and placed a hand on her shoulder to calm her down a bit before she hurts someone.
"It wasn't stealing you dropped that pencil" said Hikaru and Kaoru
Tamaki rushed over to Haruri and wondered if he would be able to help with anything. it seemed they pissed her off and that was never a good thing with the other school in the room.
"I'm sorry Haruhi it's not like we were hiding it from you! Here you can use mine it has a super cute teddy bear on it!" cried Tamaki
Tamaki was waving a teddy bear pencil offering it to haruri. Kagome had to think it was cute but not for her. Haruri rolled her eyes not as if she would be caught dead wit something like that.
"I don't want your pencil, I wouldn't be caught dead with that pencil" grumbled Haruhi
Tamaki *gasped* from the harsh words haruri had said to him. Kagome giggled at what her sister had said and she understood she wouldn't even use it either.
"Then how about this? I'll share with you the secrets of my success and my fondest memories!" said Tamaki
"Not be rude or anything but I'm not really interested in that Senpai" said Haruhi
"Oh you poor dear I can't believe they've been deceiving you like this." said Chizuru
"Hey why don't you just dump these losers and come with us?" asked Hinako
Two of te zuka club members went over to them to see if they would change their minds and come to their school. Kagome *sighed* why can't the crazy nazi bitch's leave.
"Now hold on Hinagku this young lady has had a long day we'll give you some time to think we'll be back tomorrow" said Benibara
The zuka club left after that spinning like they where in the ballet. Kagome arched a brow she thought they where a tad bit more dramaic than the host club but not her thing though.
"I think I better be going I have some thinking to do." said Haruhi
Haruri truned around dragging her sister behind her so she had someone to talk to. Kagome only shugged and wondered if her sister was more or less pissed off about that stupid pencil.
Meanwhile with the host club
Tamaki was pale from what just happened. it would seem that Kagome and Haruri would leave them if they have the say in the matter. maybe big brother Sesshomaru would talk them out of it.
"Why did you tell her the truth? You just added fuel to the fire!" said Tamaki crying.
Kyoya only shrugged from what he thought on it. he who miss Kagome and Haruri but he knew for a fact that Sesshomaru would never put them into that school since he hated it.
"The facts the facts" said Kyoya
Hunny eye's where full of fear they came attatched to the two girl's, and they knew Kagome secret's. but now they had go and screw up like that over stealing a pencile.
"Maybe we should have asked before we sold Haru Chan's pencil?" said Hunny
"Yea for all we know it could have been a keep sake from her mother." said Kaoru
"Nah it was just a freebee at an electronic store" said Hikaru
They where all feeling the loss thinking they would leave them all to go to the school that was offered to them. they know that Sesshomaru would never let it happened since he would neve fund the school or allow his heir or her sister would go there.
Meanwhile the fallowing day.
Kagome and Haruri was making their way to the club room to let them know they where forgiven. even though they all had a huge laugh about it last night at dinner even Sesshomaru was even snickering about the whole thing. they stopped in their tracks to see their new stalkers ther waiting for tem,
"Hello young maiden's" said Benibara
"We've come for your choice," said Hinako
"We're ready to set those Ouran Host Club idiot straight once and for all!" said Chizuru
They grabbed Haruri and Kagome and dragged them to the club room. when they opened the doors only to see the light's off,. they wondered if they where even there.
"Ouran!" sang Hikaru
"Ouran!" sang Kaoru
"Ouran" sang Mori
"Ouran" sang Kyoya
"Ouran!" sang Hunny
The room lit up and Tamaki stood up with his face full of makeup. kagome's eyes went wide from what she was seeing. this was something she didn't expect on seeing them all in full drag.
"Ouran!" sang Tamaki
Tamaki rolled his tongue when he sang his part. Kagome wondered what the hell was going on and what gotten into them. did they get something with acid or something to make them act out what they where doing.
"Host Club! Welcomes you!" They all said.
The boys were all dressed in dressed except for Mori. Haruri was a bit confused at what she was seeing she would of never seen them act like this did they smoke some weed laced with something.
"Oh Haruhi, Kagome welcome back" said Tamaki
Tamaki walked up to them while they where wondered if the where high or switch teams and started to enjoy to the company of other men. he had a ball room dress on and over did the makeup.
"Look Haru Chan! Kagome! I'm a princess now! Aren't I cute?" asked Hunny
Hunny swirling around in his dark pink ballroom dress. Kagome tilted her head to the side and now knew what he would look like if he was a chick. it seemed Benibara didn't like what she was seeing.
"What is the meaning of this? Are you trying to make fun of woman kind?" growled Benibara
The zuka club glared at all of them for insulting woman kind. it seemed as if they where using this as some kind of a joke and it wasn't funny to them it pissed them off from what they where seeing.
"Why no that's not it at all everything's going according to plan our strategy is going to make even a crying child smile. It's the freebee campaign!My dears you all have lived very sheltered lives are Lobelia so you don't know that commoners are weak they have a weakness for free things. Haruhi and Kagome you may have been distracted by the Zuka club but join us and you will have more sisters! This way you can have more feminine boding than usual and while staying on the host club!. Isn't that a great plan? Aren't I pretty?" Chirped Tamaki
Kagome head tiled to the side still trying to igure it all out. it seemed they where not stoned only doing this to keep them herre while acting like females she wondered if Tamaki thought of this idea.
"We're the Hitachiin sisters who one of us is prettier?" asked Hikaru and Kaoru
"I'm just teasing you," chirped Hikaru
Hikaru laughed with his fan over his mouth. while Hunny pranced over to the two sisters looking up at them with his pink little bunny to see if they where falling for their plan.
"Look, look Haru-Chan! kagome! You two can call me big sis if you want" said Hunny
"Do you idiots really think you can win her over like this? I've had enough of you!" growled Benibara
Kagome and Haruri couldn't take it no more they bursted out in hysterical laughter from what they where seeing they where just sooo goofy it was not even posiable to not laugh at.
"Oh man this is too much! I don't even get what you're trying to do!" laughed Kagome
Kagome was on her knee's pounding on the floor from how hard she was laughing, it was not hard to not laugh at what they where trying to do. it out beated all the other stupid things they where doing since she knew them, her sister fell down next to her laughing her head off.
"I knew you guys were a bunch of goofballs but this is ridiculous!" laughed Haruri
The twin's along with Hunny went over to the laughing female's. they where going to make them laugh a bit more they enjoyed this side not the fake side they where known to put off to them,
"Are we really that funny?" asked Hikaru, Kaoru, and Hunny
That made Kagome and Haruri laugh harder tear's coming out of their eye's from how hard they where laughing. it was just to amusing. if they could they woudl flm it and keep it for the future to remembere.
"C'mon call me big sister! Do it! Just say it! Big sister!" They said
They started to chase Kagome and Haruri around the room. they where laughing so hard they could pee themselves. lucky enough they didn't have to go while they where laughing and being chased.
"What were you think what's gotten into you guys. did you get slipped something or was smokeing some laced week?" asked Kagome
The twin's crossed their arms behind their head. so they would be able to tell them that they would be lost with out the two of them if they ever left the host club.
"We did this because we didn't want to go away," said Hikaru
Benibara had a feeling she lost two females for the school who would of been the best part of their club and school. but then again she didn't know who was their brother it would of been bad for them.
"Well maiden's have you both made a choice?" asked Benibara
Kagome and Haruri pushed themselves off the floor they dusted themselves off. making sure their laughing fits where over. but that was just to funny it completley made their crappy day.
"Yea I'm sorry but your club's not for me and my sister.I think the sound of a girls' school is great and your view are not for me. but me and my sister came to this school with plan for our future. Though we appreciate your offer we always knew that we would never leave Ouran Academy since our elder brother wouldnt let us either," explained Kagome
Benibara *sighed* she hoped to have Kagome in her school.. she was the rarest of woman she ever came accrossed but her luck that they where sisters and didn't want to be at their school.
"kagome!" cried Tamaki
Tamaki snapped out of his thought's since Kagome was doing the speach it meant that Haruri was not pissed off at them no more. and he needed to know if his thought's where correct.
"Wait a minute if you knew you weren't going to leave then why did you act so angry yesterday?" asked Tamaki
Haruri turned on him with angry eyes to show him she was still completely pissed off at him over the pencile. she loved that pencile and broken it in to write the way she wanted it to.
"Well how would you feel if I stole something of yours without asking? I really liked that mechanical pencil it was easy to write with!" said Haruhi
Tamaki pouted then he pulled the pencile that had the teddy bear on it. Kagome wanted to burn that damn pencile it was starting to creep her out now that she sees it all the bloody time.
"I'm sorry but I was nice enough to offer my teddy bear pencil and you didn't want it!" said Tamaki
Haruri gave him a dead panned look and waned to snap the damn thing in half. it was annoying and creepy to look at. what next there was one with a bunny on it then again they where talking about Hunny.
"That's right and I still don't want it," said Haruhi
The two other zuka club memebers went over to their sad friend. they where hoping to have the two girls as well. but it was their own choice not theirs. then again who was their elder brother they never said.
"It's alright do not worry maidens some day we will come and rescue from this place! This is not over!" said Benibara dramatically
Benibara before they running out and slipping on Banana peels in the hallway. Kagome then turned around and walked away with a wicked smile on her face while snickering. they looked at her wondered if she plotted that out. as they went hoem from the day they had.
to be continued