A/N: Mean thoughts and an affectionate moment.
"What the hell do you mean Tweek didn't come to school today?"
"I mean, He. Isn't. Here." Damien said lighting his cigarette and inhaling deeply. Damien was Craig's smoking buddy. They always went to the back of the school during the final minutes of lunch to have a quick drag; it always calmed him down. Craig always bummed a smoke off the Anti-Christ, the goth kids were too stingy, and Damien never seemed to mind it anyway.
"I have first period with him. He always sits behind that Scott Malkinson kid, the one that has a lisp and diabetes." He blew the smoke out through his nose, "He wasn't there. It was great, didn't have to listen to all those fucking annoying sounds he makes."
Craig had the sudden urge to flip Damien off and did. "Don't you have a class with him or something?"
Yeah. "Yeah, but I was sleeping. That class is boring as fuck." Craig said defending himself, but he knew it was in vain knowing the blacked haired devil spawn didn't give two cents about his excuses. "Yeah, well, sucks balls for me. I've got his stupid thermos in my locker and it's taking up all my space."
Damien stayed uncaring, "Throw it away then."
"No way man. He'd probably go crazy if I did that." Craig finished off his cigarette and put it out on the ground, stomping on it.
The bell rang and Craig and Damien headed back to class.
Clyde pounced on Craig during sixth period gym, causing him to stumble and fall down. "Ugh, you asshole." He grumbled and pushed Clyde off, getting to his feet again.
"Sorry dude, I guess i'm just in a good mood today." He smiled.
"Oh yeah? And why's that?" Craig grumbled.
"Because, Token got his license yesterday and picked me up this morning." Clyde beamed.
"And let me guess," he smirked, "There was nothing but awkward silence the whole entire ride to school, right?"
Clyde rolled his eyes and picked up a basketball that rolled over to him, "Oh shut up." He tossed the ball back to the previous user. "I couldn't help it. I knew if I opened my mouth something stupid would come out, or something I'd regret saying." He sighed heavily.
Craig just shook his head, he didn't know what he could say to make Clyde feel any better. This was a too common thing after all.
"I wish I had the courage you did, Craig. You know what you want and go for it."
"What do you mean?" He raised a brow.
"I mean about the whole Tweek thing. You just walked up to him and got what you wanted.. Er, kind of."
Craig chuckled. Craig was pretty straightforward about things, he always spoke his mind no matter what. But that did bring up his little problem again that day. Tweek didn't come to school and Craig didn't know where he would be. He could be sick, but that would be too big of a coincidence from the incident yesterday. Or he could be at work.
He thought, He's probably up at Harbucks today. I should go check after school.
"I'm curious though. Why are you even trying to out with Tweek?"
Craig didn't have a good enough answer to give him, he didn't have a crush on Tweek, Tweek wasn't even that appealing to him really. How could he be? He was scrawny and paranoid with wild hair and wild eyes. He doesn't do anything other than work at Harbucks and drink coffee all day. He was more or less a distraction from Craig being single.
He finally gave a shrug to his buddy, "Just so I can have a little fun." In all honesty, if it wasn't for Wendy's suggestion, Craig wouldn't have given Tweek a second glance.
"Hey guys, wanna play some ball?" Token offered cutting their conversation short, Clyde snatched the ball from him.
"Bring it on."
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Man I hate coffee.
That wasn't true, Craig didn't mind coffee at all; he just hated the smell of it. He loved the taste, but only if it was pure black, no sugar or creamer or anything added. He heard a jingling sound when he opened the door and went inside. He looked around but he still didn't see any sight of Tweek anywhere. He was starting to get seriously annoyed now.
"Good afternoon young man, how may I help you today?" Mr. Tweak asked and smiled.
Craig fought back the urge to flip him off, it was a serious battle but he won.
"Yeah, Tweek forgot something at school and I was just dropping it off." He said giving a lazy explanation.
"Well, Tweek's in the back stocking the supplies." Mr. Tweek started and Craig didn't wait to hear anything else as he stepped around the counter, heading to the back room and looking around.
He found Tweek. He was twitching and sorting through a card board box pulling out, what looked like, bags of coffee grounds. He took his backpack off and placed it by the door. Craig silently made his way over to the smaller paranoid boy and crouched behind him, pressing his lips to Tweek's ear and breathing out, "I found you."
Craig quickly stood back up when he heard Tweek shriek and spin around on his heels, which caused him to fall backwards and land in the card board box. He couldn't hold back his laughter and held his stomach.
"Holy shit!" He laughed louder, "Tweek, you've got the best reactions ever!"
"Oh Jesus! Craig! Whatintheworldiswrongwithyou?!" He asked way too quickly.
Craig shrugged when his laughter finally died down. He stepped forward and offered his hand to help Tweek stand back up. Tweek just looked at his extended hand, is eye was twitching, body jittery. Craig leaned down and took hold of his arm, pulling him up to his feet and fake dusting him off. He watched the blondes face go bright red, noticing the very limited space between them. He smirked.
Tweek was pretty bad at hiding his emotions, obviously. Craig could tell, anyone could tell. He wasn't even looking at Craig, he was looking at the floor, his fingers locking into his shirt causing his knuckles to go white. He's so nervous, that's kind of cute.
"I've got a surprise for you." Craig said in rough voice, finally breaking the silence.
"Ahhh!"
Craig stepped away and went back to his backpack pulling out the thermos, and tossing it at Tweek who panicked and missed. Oh jeez...
"M-My thermos?" Tweek asked when he picked it up off the ground, "I thought i'd lost it forever man!"
"Nah, I made sure to keep it safe for you."
"Nngh! Th-Thanks, Craig!" Tweek walked over to the table at the back of the room, a small coffee machine on it, and filled his thermos all the way to the top. Craig watched him take the biggest and longest sip which calmed his shaking body down; not all the way of course, Tweek never stopped shaking.
"S-So much better." He sighed contently through clenched teeth.
Craig smirked, "Okay, so where's my reward?"
Tweek looked up at him with wide eyes," R-Reward?"
"Hell yeah, Tweek. I just brought back your most treasured thing, don't I at least get something for my hard work?"
"Gah! Ah, well.." Tweek started tugging at his hair, "Well, I guess I could g-give you a discount on some coffee."
Craig's eye lids dropped halfway and he frowned giving a very unamused look to Tweek. "You can't be serious?"
Tweek's eye twitched as he tugged even harder, "M-Maybe.. Jesus.. I could get dad to give you t-two discounts."
Two ticket discounts on coffee... Oh what fresh roasted hell did I get myself into.
Craig shook his head, "That's the best you can do, Tweek?"
"Well, if that's not good enough whatwouldyousuggest?" He took another drink to try and calm himself down.
"Well, I was thinking more of a kiss." Craig smirked and looped his finger around the messed up buttons on Tweek's shirt, pulling him closer. "I mean, that's what boyfriends are supposed to do anyway. Right?"
"B-Boyfriends!?" Tweek cried out, "OH Jesus, I thought you were just humiliating me for fun or something!"
"No way, Tweekers. I was being dead serious." Craig stopped and thought about it a second, "Wait, is that why you didn't show up to school today? Because, everyone would laugh at you?"
"N-NO. My dad made me come into work today. I had no choice!"
Craig just took the answer and gave a nod. He still wanted a kiss though, he wanted to see just how far he would go since Tweek was in love with him. He decided he wanted to break him.
He released his hold on Tweek's shirt and back him into the table, boxing him in; but not before prying the thermos out of his hands and placing it on the ground. He wasn't about to have hot liquid burning him. Pressing his body up against Tweek's weak frame, Craig slide his nose along the bridge of Tweek's nose, resting their foreheads against each other. He started giving him Eskimo kisses, slowly and affectionately. Tweek's eyes were squeezed shut, his face nothing but flaming red and hot.
"Aw, come on, Tweekers. Just one little kiss." He kept his voice low and soft.
"B-But..." He noticed Tweek couldn't speak, he just stuttered - or tried to stutter out - false objections of not wanting a kiss.
"Shh, no buts."
Tweek finally opened his eyes and he locked them with Craig's, "But, I d-don't know...h-how.. I..."
Yeah, that makes sense. Craig thought to himself. "It's okay, i'll teach you." He smirked again, and gently grasped Tweek's small wrists in his hands, "Just place your hands here." He placed Tweek's palms against his cheeks and pressed his own hands over them to keep them there.
His hands are cold. He noted. "Our faces are already close enough, so all you have to do is tilt your head up just a bit and press your lips to mine."
Craig watched Tweek's eyes fall on his lips and just stared at him. Watching his mouth, staring at his gross teeth, but Craig remembering Tweek liked his teeth just the way they were. He stilled to a slow vibration and nodded. He had Tweek right where he wanted him.
"Tweek, son." Mr. Tweak called out, walking into the back room. "Son, i'm going on break. Come out here and take over my shift till i'm done. Oh, and tell your little friend he can't stay in the back room. Store policy." He smiled and didn't seem to be phased at all by the situation he just caught his son in, unknowingly cock blocking Craig all together.
"Y-Yesdad!" Tweek quickly and slide out of Craig's hold, rushing to the door, "YoushouldgoCraig. I-I'll see you at s-school or something!" He disappeared to the front.
Craig turned around and growled in his throat. "Mother Fucker."
A/N: Some of you might not know what an Eskimo kiss is. It's when you and someone else rub your noses together, it's absolutely adorable! As always PLEASE review and tell me what you guys think!