Theme #7: Lingerie
Notes: Married ItaIno. Because Ino would so do something like this to Itachi.
"Now," Itachi said, as he began to unroll the scroll detailing the crucial points of their upcoming mission. "I've devised a new strategy and I would like to— …"
"…"
And what he was about to say simply died on his lips when an all too familiar piece of lingerie fell out of the scroll.
One that clearly belonged to none other than his wife, Ino.
…
"Ohh," one of his team mates suddenly laughed, thereby breaking the silence. A nudge, followed by a wink. "Itachi, you sly dog you."
The words "I'll see you later, Itachi-san~" that were written in pink lipstick on said item certainly did not help matters either.
Needless to say, Uchiha Itachi was unable to look at any of his team mates in the eye for weeks.