Author's Notes: Thank you for all the wonderful feedback! I hope you like this chapter/

Lucifer was staring at her. Her declaration didn't seem to fully register and time seemed to be moving very slowly, then he began to chuckle, then he was laughing, laughing harder than Chloe had ever seen him laugh before. She was to stunned to yell at him.

"Oh detective! I never knew you had such a sense of humor. Very well done I must say."

"SHUT UP you prick! This isn't a joke!"

"Detective really, there is no need to keep it going. Really, very well done." He was smiling still chuckling even a few tears at the corner of his eyes. He turned from her and set his glass down and began walking towards the kitchen. "Now, why are you here is there a new case? Someone in need of being punished?" He was pulling something out of the fridge as he continued, "Would you like something to eat before we get going? I'm just going to have a quick bit and we can be on our way." He had turned back around to face her.

She didn't move. Didn't smile just glared at him. It must have registered with him that she had not said another word because he was looking at her with a confused expression. He smirk slowly died down and she could almost see the wheels in his head turning as his eyes began to resemble saucers. After what seemed an entirety to her Chloe spoke,

"I told you. This isn't a joke. I'm pregnant." Lucifer was still staring at her his face was unreadable.

"What?" He said, in a low voice that was more of growl.

"I. Am. Pregnant. You. Wanker."

He slowly began walking towards her. His face still expressionless. Chloe's anger began to morph into something else. She had never been afraid of Lucifer but there was something in the way he was walking, some vibe he was giving off that made her nervous. He was in front of her now staring at her. He picked up his drink, downed it in one gulp turned and threw the glass against the wall.

Chloe jumped at the sudden movement and crashing sound the glass made. His back was to her but she could tell he was breathing heavily. Her nervousness was now approaching fear. He turned his head and the look on his face made her blood run cold. It was so close to that look he gave people who deserved to be punished. But it was somehow different.

"So, you are going to have another spawn Chloe? How sweet." His voice was barely above a whisper and as he spoke he turned his whole body to her. "You must be so pleased." He moved closer to her, she began to back away but his hand was around her bicep, holding her in place. He stared into her eyes, "Who is the father?" That caught her off guard, what was he going on about? Rallying herself as best she could she started back him.

"What the hell are you going on about? YOU are, you jackass." Lucifer didn't move. Didn't let go of her arm. He began to speak in the same barely above a whisper voice.

"Oh Chloe, no my dear. You see that is quit impossible." Of all the things for Lucifer to say, she had not expected that.

"Lucifer, I'm pregnant YOU are the father." He gave a short laugh at that. Let go of her arm and took a few steps away from.

"Oh, no my dear. You best go find whatever other roosters you let in your hen house. You see, I would have to take special measure to get anyone pregnant and I certainly did not with you."

Chloe was in shock at his words. It wasn't possible. She blurted out,

"But you're the only person I've been with in two years!" Lucifer didn't seem to be listening. He was look at the carpet his face unreadable. The he growled.

"Get out Chloe."

"Lucifer-"

"OUT!" His eyes were blazing with hell fire as Chloe turned and fled.

Endnote: Yes, I know I'm evil. I do plan on there being a happy ending to the story.