Deidara quote "I liked the Uchiha battle camps because they were so artistic, which is why I blew them up."
I'll refer to Sasori when he's Sasori and Hiruko when Sasori's in the Hiruko puppet. That went for all the times I mentioned Sasori before too.
Somewhere, a plain field.
Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, Lee, and Tenten were out to gather resources.
"I know you're there, I can smell you!" Kiba says to the 2 Akuzura hiding in the trees.
"Ah, man we got caught my man." Deidara says to Hiruko as they stand in a face-off with the 4 leaf ninja.
Deidara and Hiruko jumped out of the trees and faced the 4 leaf shinobi, the grass on the field flowed as a gentle breeze blew.
"Akatsuki members." Tenten says readying her stance.
"Let us go." Lee holding his ready stance.
Kiba and Shino got into their ready stances too.
"I guess, I'll play with them for awhile." 'I haven't battled in some time, I'm inching to get out some art.' the blond bomber thinks to himself.
Deidara sticks his hands into his clay pouches and takes out some balls of denotation clay, his hand mouths began chewing molding the shape of the clay into his art. "Now then, time for some art." Deidara says getting out some clay spiders from the mouths on his hands.
"Do it quickly Deidara, I don't like to be kept waiting." Hiruko says to his partner.
"Don't worry my man, this will be over soon." Deidara says with a grin on his face and his 2 mouths.
Deidara throws his swarm of spiders at the 4 leaf ninja. "Go." Shino takes his action and holds out his arms a large swarm of insects swarm around Deidara's bombs and start covering them one by one.
"HA!" Deidara makes his hand sign to detonate the bombs he threw, but nothing occurred the bugs weren't damaged in the last, Shino gives the signal and as the bugs stopped swarming around the clay spider bombs the bombs fell to the ground and they were solid and dead as rocks.
"My art, what happened?" Deidara asks himself, there was no lightning attack to disarm his bombs so he wondered how this occurred.
Shino sighs in relief 'Luckily my bugs were able to look into the internal structures of those weird bugs and disarm the chakra properties.'
"Good job Shino." Kiba tells his teammate "Now Akamaru." Kiba and Akamaru charge at Deidara and Hiruko.
"Here we go, man-beast clone technique, Fang over Fang!" Kiba and Akamaru spin at high speeds heading for Deidara and Hiruko in a double spiral tackle attack.
Hiruko's long metal scorpion tail zooms at Kiba and wraps around Kiba and the metal frictions down Kiba's rotation, Kiba loses all rotation and is firmly caught in Hiruko's grip his arms pinned down.
"Hey let me go!" Kiba struggles to free his arms from Hiruko's strong metal tail that was restraining his movements.
"Deidara, you keep going I've got this." Hiruko says to Deidara.
Deidara happily moves to his clay made birds "Okay my man, you got this." Deidara gets on his bird and the bird flies away behind Hiruko, Hiruko only looks back in his habit of wanting to get started very fast.
"Hey no way!" Lee yells at Deidara taking 3 steps forward.
"You will not get away!" Lee runs across the field of grass in an attempt to try and catch the flying Deidara.
"Hmm." Hiruko's tail swings around and Kiba is thrown back at Shino and Tenten. Hiruko's tail zooms left and gets in front of Lee and making him unable to any further once he crossed.
Lee clenches his fists "That will not stop me." Lee jumps over Hiruko's tail and continues to try and pursue Deidara.
"Nice try." Hiruko says not letting Lee escape. Hiruko's tail takes a sharp turn and goes up towards Lee.
"Oh no!" Lee's leg is wrapped in Hiruko's tail and then Lee is pulled back down from his ascent and thrown down onto the ground, Lee fumbles 3 times before regaining his balance.
"Well my man let's do this!" Deidara yells from above Hiruko on his bird.
"Fine Deidara, just get it over with." Hiruko says back.
Deidara takes out a new sculpture it was shaped like a spider only it was much more detailed than normal C-1 spiders Deidara makes. This spider had spikes on it's back and face, the eyes were drawn carefully and the legs had sharp clay as feet. The spider overall was very artistic for Deidara.
"Here it comes!" Deidara throws his spider down onto the ground and it lands with a bang onto the floor sending dirt flying into the air showing how heavy it was, the dust kicked up made it impossible to see the spider, Lee, Tenten, Kiba and Shino covered their eyes to shield themselves fro, the dust. A shadow was in the dust and red eyes appeared on the figure in the shadows.
When the smoke cleared the spider was huge, it was bigger than all 6 of the ninja combined, it was huge and shrieking a powerful screech.
"What is that?" Lee asks.
"It's a bug of some sort." Shino says analyzing the giant spider.
"Haha!, this art channel is brought to you by the C-2 Giant Spider!" Deidara says standing on his flying bird high avoid the other ninja.
"Now here comes the fun part." Hiruko says though showing no joy in his voice whatsoever.
Hiruko's tail went right up and onto the spider's spike on its back.
Hiruko's massive tail strength pulled him right up on the back of the C-2 giant spider far out of the leaf ninja's reach.
"Now shall we?" Deidara asks the leaf ninja he only got angry grunts and battle faces back.
"That thing it is so huge!" Lee exaggerates to his teammates.
"Yeah Lee we know, but how are we supposed to bring it down?" Tenten asks.
"We'll have to come up with something or else we're all dead." Kiba adds.
"Now Deidara get the show on the road." Hiruko tells his partner.
"Fine my man."
Deidara makes his sign for the clay spider to move.
The giant spider roars and spits a large white web from its mouth right at the 4 leaf ninja.
Lee, Tenten, Kiba, Akamaru and Shino at the signal grunt they all jump out of the way of the large white web that stuck to the ground not moving an inch.
"HA!" Deidara's hand sign made the web explode in a fury, the 4 leaf ninja all defend themselves from the blast and make it out alive, but barely as well.
"That was close." Kiba tells them.
"Okay, I've got that bird guy, can you take this spider and that scorpion guy?" Shino asks his teammates.
"Are you sure Shino?" Tenten asks.
"Yes, now go." Shino's bugs consume him in a swarm and Shino was gone in an instant.
"Do you think he'll be alright?" Tenten asks Kiba.
"Don't worry Shino can take care of himself." Kiba responses confident of Shino's abilities.
"Don't think you've escaped!" Deidara says from avoid doing his hand sign again.
The giant spider tilts its head up and unleashes another giant white web at the 3 remaining leaf ninja from its mouth.
"HA!" The web explodes in mid launching making smoke and explosions cover the leaf ninja. "Hehe." Deidara looks on above seeing that he probably won the battle. When the smoke clears Deidara gasps. "What?", "Hmm." Hiruko looks at what occurred.
Lee, Kiba, Akamaru and Tenten were nowhere to be seen, but a hole was where they were before.
On the left side of the spider Lee pops out in surprise.
On the right side of the spider Kiba and Akamaru pop out in surprise.
"Leaf Hurricane!" Lee spins his legs as leaves and wind spiral around his spinning legs.
"Fang over Fang!" Kiba and Akamaru both spin at a high speed as their spirals created a spinning attack.
Lee hits the back left leg of the spider slicing right through the spider's leg clean off the leg fell motionless as the spider shrieked in pain.
Kiba and Akamaru double hit the back right leg of the spider sending the leg falling off and breaking into shatters of broken clay pieces, the spider shrieked in more pain.
"Oh no." Deidara says looking from what the leaf ninja were doing.
"Again!" The spider acted as Deidara ordered it to attack, the spider lifted its leg and in any instant the leg was sent right at Lee, Lee jumped away and barely avoided the leg.
The leg smashed into the ground like a missile to a building it was strong.
"Now to finish it!" Tenten bursts out from above and takes out her scroll from it a large mace came out.
"Megaton Mace!" Tenten throws the giant mace on top of the clay spider's had crushing the head and dislocating it from the body the spider moved and twitched only slightly, but the spider then went numb.
"Yes we did it!" Lee says happy with the team's cooperation and success.
"You brats..." Deidara says angrily from his bird. "Wait where's the other one?"
Suddenly Deidara's bird lost all control it was out of control as it was flung left and right. Deidara did all he could in order to say on the bird so he wouldn't fall.
"What why?" Deidara looks below his bird and the bottom of his bird was covered in bugs the bugs ate the bird's structure making it lose control.
"Hmm." Shino stood on a tree controlling his bugs as Shino looked at the falling Akatsuki member.
"Deidara you fool." Hiruko looks on as his partner fell to his death.
Hiruko's tail zooms out at Deidara wrapping him and bringing Deidara down to safety. Deidara's bird is broken into many pieces.
"Thanks my man."
"Just get it on." Hiruko grew impatient.
"Fine." Deidara reaches into his pockets and takes out more clay. He molds it into a bird, only this bird was more winged dragon-like.
In a puff of smoke behind Deidara stood a giant clay dragon.
"Behold the C-2 dragon one of my creations!" Deidara yells for people to respect his creation. The C-2 Dragon flies up into the skies with Deidara and Hiruko on its back.
"So now we have 2 ways to settle this, you can die or blow up." Deidara yells.
"So blast them to bits!" The C-2 dragon opens its mouth and a clay bird missile from its mouth launches right at the leaf ninja.
"Go." Shino uses his bugs to create a swarm of insects that shield all the leaf ninja from the blast of the missile.
"Lucky shot." Deidara makes the dragon unleash another missile one bigger than the last one.
"Akamaru come on!" Kiba reacts he and Akamaru both tunnel into the ground using the fang over fang technique like a drill into the ground.
"In here." Lee, Tenten and Shino all go into the holes Kiba makes.
"HA!" Deidara explodes the bomb, but the underground ninja weren't harmed in the least.
"Damn it." Deidara clenches his fist. "Deidara hurry this up, I don't like to be kept waiting." Hiruko says.
"I got this my man." Deidara says back and fires another C-2 missile, this one into the holes.
"I got them now, HA!" Deidara implodes the missile.
The ground had no effect, the bomb didn't explode. "What how?" Deidara's bomb comes out of the ground covered in bugs the chakra in the clay was deactivated.
"Those damn bugs again." Deidara says.
"Now I've got you." Shino says from underground.
"One more shot should do it." Deidara says one more bomb was loaded this would end it.
"This one is huge, it should do it."
"HA!" Deidara makes his sign, but it failed the C-2 dragon didn't fire.
"What how?" Deidara wonders his signs never failed before.
Deidara looks at his dragon's mouth there were bugs all around it.
"My dragon it's eating bugs?" Deidara asks.
"I got him." Shino says.
"HOW?" Deidara yells to the leaf ninja.
The bugs swarmed around the Dragon disarming the chakra the dragon lost all control and fell down onto the ground breaking into multiple pieces.
"My art!" Deidara yells in agony.
"Looks like you figured it out, my bugs can disarm the chakra systems in the clay and diffuse your bombs." Shino explains.
"You brat!" Deidara got really angry now. "HA!"
The earth trembled in power and fear there was a near earthquake.
"Time to leave my man." Deidara and Hiruko are engulfed in smoke and from the smoke Deidara and Hiruko fly out on one of Deidara's birds.
The earth trembled more and all throughout the field the ground seemed to explode, the bombs Deidara put underground in case exploded in a furry all of the leaf ninja were caught in the blast.