Ok people put down your torches, pitchforks, tomatoes, and pies, actually keep the pies I like pie, but this aint an update. So listen up all you wonderful readers that take the time to actually get this far into this note, my friend is sick, like very sick, and because I'm not good with these things I'm gonna just paste an already made message.

my friend, Amber, is sixteen, and is from Manchester, England. Why am I telling you this?

Because recently, Amber has been diagnosed with Osteosarcoma. For those of you who don't know, Osteosarcoma is a form of cancer that starts in the bone tissue and can spread to the lungs (and has in Amber's case). She has had this for three years and was misdiagnosed as something else. It was properly diagnosed as cancer last Thursday (03/10/2016) and she has been in the hospital ever since. It's not looking too good right now but she starts chemotherapy soon. Right now, I am not asking much. Please keep her in your thoughts, and if you are religious, please keep her in your prayers. Lord knows we need them.

And uh here's a link if you want to go support us and also read the original message done by a nerd in a skype chat: post/141080036453/creature-fans-and-derp-crew-fans-we-need-your (not my page)

-Eric (Khars, my real name. didn't think I would actually have such a cheesy name did ya? No offense to any erics out there)

P.S I got midterms coming up so you gotta wait longer than usual for my lazy behind to type up chapter four.

P.P.S if you went to the link tell em khars sent you so i can show them i'm cooler

And for those of you who skipped to the bottom thinking there would be something then you're wrong so you adolescent, fanfiction nerds, with no respect you can go ahead and grab your pitchforks again.