[After a fun run of Yandere Simulator, you know that Evil girl, I think her name is Yui Rio? I decided to make a show of killing as many people in front of her as possible. Upon review by my buddies who were also trying stupid shenanigans, we got together and decided "Okay, what would she perceive it as?" Considering that one can make Senpai female, well... It writes itself.]
I legitimately have no idea how to handle this.
What's "this"?
There's this girl. She's the most wonderful girl in the school. When she says "I want to show you something cool," she does not disappoint.
Just the other day, she led me to a room full of my classmates and killed all of them. The way she moved was breathtaking.
The day before that, she led me to the roof, and slaughtered everyone who was there. I could not tear my eyes away from her.
Today, she drowned a teacher in the toilet and looked to me for approval... Perhaps something more.
I now await her telling me of something cool, because it means I may see her in action yet again.
I think she loves me in a way. Why else would she do things that I like to see her doing, and make me her audience?
Yet...
While she puts on the killings as a show for benefit me, she will never be mine, instead she wants some loner who she met recently.
Maybe I can ask Info-chan to help me win her heart.
[Did I just make Yui Rio tragic? I certainly did. That would actually make a nice soap opera. Yui Rio wants Yan-Chan, who wants Senpai, who wants to get through school, go to university, and otherwise live a happy, productive life, and why are the people he's known most of his life dying?.]